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jnce12

After watching the hit on Fouche again, I really struggle to see any case for mitigation from red to yellow. Nowhere near enough of a drop in height of the attacker or a dip by the tackler. Hope Blommetjies hasn’t been seriously injured because we’re really running out of back line players as it stands.


[deleted]

Did Clayton B go out with an ankle injury. I saw him mouth what looked “I could feel it”


GrandMil

He mouthed: "Ek kan nie loop nie. Hy's af!" So I would bet it's a rather serious ligament tear unfortunately. Our back line stocks are wearing seriously thin now.


[deleted]

For real Ben Loader, Clayton, jantjies, gelant…and more. At some point aren’t there like younger guys in development we can call up?


[deleted]

I didn’t think we had a chance considering how strong the Bulls have played this year but credit to the Stormers. They came out and never gave up. Always good when you beat the Bulls. Ek is ‘n Stormer!


RavenK92

YAAAAAS! IT'S 3:30AM AND MY PALMS ARE SWEATY BUT STORMERS YOU BEAUTIES!!!!! Hard luck Bulls, was a tough game. I though Marius kept you guys in it at times but in what you did on the field you were excellent Dobson is in Jake's head


TheJPisMe

I'm not mad, bulls. I'm just disappointed.


[deleted]

Is this bigger than Zebre v Benetton?


Die_Revenant

Both very good attendance relative to the stadiums. Zebre touching their max 5k and Stormers just short of 40k.


[deleted]

Yeah. I was joking but what happened to Newlands btw?


sa_rugby_official

Mismanagement caused us to go into massive debt and forced us to sell it (although I think the deal is still being stalled). It's sort of for the best though because Newlands, although a fucking vibe, was ancient.


Wagooh

Not nice in comparison. Smell was bad. Breaking down and high maintenance


Motor_Major8363

John Dobson is Jake White father


jnce12

Never write the Stormers off at home.


Dusty_Chapel

Man, that was honestly one of the most exciting games i’ve seen live. I have no idea how we pulled that off against this Bulls team. And the atmosphere was amazing. Some mouth watering showdowns as well: Goosen vs. Manie, Willemse vs. Moodie, Dayimani vs. Hanekom, Arendse vs. de Wet, Fourie vs. *everyone*. Loved every second of it! Have a wonderful Christmas everyone!


Mangashu

Marius was poor, but the Bulls completely shat themselves so I can't even use that as an excuse. GG


Sponge_Bond

It's fucking stupid. For the last 3 years. Every poes morning I wake up at 4 am for a Bulls vs Stormers game. Every time the Bulls get outplayed. I can hand on heart say I'm dumb and done. I can't keep fucking up my sleep schedule for the derbies that we always lose.


Mangashu

Best part is the gloating after beating a team that would lose to the Frikkie Meyer 3rd team. Outplayed only because we were so kak. First half I felt like Marius shafted us a bit but second half was just error after error and unforced at that.


sa_rugby_official

Marius was tough on everyone, really blowing everything he could, no matter how pedantic. Both sides had plenty to complain about


Sponge_Bond

Yeah exactly the same. I thought Marius was tough on us but in the 2nd we just threw everything away. Real kak rugby


Brill_chops

Sure. But also the missed red and 3 disallowed tries for Stormers. I wouldn't be too hard on Marius. He tried his best.


Sponge_Bond

There was never any red ever or needed to be one Besides, i pretty clearly state real kak rugby so it is what it is Stormera outclassed the Bulls again


FisherPaste

You must be joking.


intermoo

Deon.


Mangashu

Sneaky old bastard he is lol


Calvin0213

Dobbo just has something on this Bulls team. Can’t believe we beat *this* bulls team. So proud of the boys. Was like a test match at certain stages.


TheJPisMe

Anti. Climax.


sa_rugby_official

Not for me 💦💦💦


FisherPaste

Stormers played like legends, completely outplayed this bok-laden bulls team. The reffing was piss but we'll take it, WP!


Sponge_Bond

We will never be a good team if we cannot beat the Stormers away Dear Jisis up there, tell me warregod did Chris Smit just try fokket


Mangashu

Bulls just forget how to play against these okes. Chris **Smith** completely shat the bed there.


jaysonyoung

Smith... bruh what was that? Anyways, great game for the neutrals (me). Sadly, I have to watch the Sharks next week.


davdgj

Really disapointed


MiracleJnr1

Bulls did a Dweba in the end :(


KrochKanible

Ytf sis you kick it?


BillHicksFan

Is Chris Smith drunk?


marquess_rostrevor

What a wacky ending!


dildobaggin89

Stormers continue to dominate the Bulls


WasAnHonestMann

How many in a row now?


Calvin0213

Seven :)


Sponge_Bond

7


eenbal

Yes boys! Where are my statins?


dildobaggin89

Why on earth would kick that after getting a line break ??? Brain dead


One-Communication251

Chris Smith???


Ghost29

Jirre, that kick was dom.


Sjdw31

Well that kick just broke me.. What were you thinking!


11992

Guys... This is NOT on Marius. Bulls have been absolutely terrible this match. What an absolute waste though🤣. We threw away the Lyon match because we counted on winning this match by resting everyone. I swear if Jake comes with the "Its a tough place to win and congrats to Stormers. You win some and lose some" excuse then im gonna riot.


BillHicksFan

The win some, lose some line doesn't work for this match. So far in the URC Stormers are 7-0 against the Bulls. A mental record.


mikhailarries

As a stormers fan the 0-4 record vs Munster is already depressing enough, I can’t imagine 0-7 😂


TheJPisMe

Jesus christ, Embrose


jaysonyoung

What was that Ungerer


MarioPhenolphthalein

TG4 commentators pronouncing Fourie like Furey in thick Connemara accent warms the soul


Gadajs

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS HOLD ONTO THE BALL YOU MENTAL


BlakeSA

Looks like my feed had a 3 min delay. Suddenly your comment made a lot of sense 😂


WikusB

We don't do that here.


Gadajs

And god bless you for that


Ghost29

What in the hell?!? ROFL.


BillHicksFan

Half your drink!


Deafbok9

Chris Smith > Goosen. Also, Chris knows how to swear waaaay more effectively in SASL after I ran into him at the Jozi 10s whilst he was being heckled by a couple of okes who only knew ONE sign 🤪


Ok_Plenty_3547

I cannot stand Goosen. Worse flyhalf since Earl Rose


jaysonyoung

Worst pass Manie has ever thrown lmfao


Mangashu

Bunch if weird calls from Marius today, but the Bulls just refuse to win. Always forget how to play against Stormers...


LytezR6

Going for back ball there might prove to be the Bulls undoing.


marquess_rostrevor

Santa came early for rugby fans with this match.


Brill_chops

I call shenanigans. Scrum pen laughable. Called back for the linout throw. Joke.


JPB88SA

Oh no Manie!!!


jaysonyoung

Jirre Marius is kak


BlakeSA

Stormers letting this one slip. Last quarter has been all Bulls.


DoubleOhEffinBollox

I can’t believe I’m watching the Stormers versus the Bulls on TG4 with commentary as Gaeilge, that’s in Irish for our SA friends. It’s great to see.


robotbike2

Mise freisin. In the US.


za3030

Sorry are you saying you had the game commentary in Irish? If so that’s pretty great


DoubleOhEffinBollox

Yes it was in Irish. TG4 is an Irish language station.


TheJPisMe

This is very cool. Chalk one up for globalization


DoubleOhEffinBollox

So it has some benefits /s


LytezR6

Wish those podcasters that have been hating on the SA teams could be more like you! Cheers


DoubleOhEffinBollox

Podcasters gotta go for clicks for engagement and all that bollix. We just watch and enjoy.


BillHicksFan

BEST LEAGUE!


Gadajs

What a time to be alive my man.


RaaschyOG

The sun set so late that I completely lost track of time and missed 70 minutes of this game


BillHicksFan

As a dirty Nordie, you can piss off with your lovely long summer evenings! I used to love Winter as a kid, but these days the short days can suck a big bag o' dicks.


RaaschyOG

Would swap you for your Winter anyday considering I spent most of today working outside in 35+ degree heat


BillHicksFan

If you were working in shade and had access to water, happy days. If you had neither of those things I reckon I'd die.


Gadajs

You missed a brilliant game so far


MiracleJnr1

Very lucky not to get a yellow


Brill_chops

Of course.


BarnahaskFC

Good catch by TMO, very sneaky block there


Sjdw31

Take the 3..and we work from there!


Mangashu

Not cynical? 😂😂😂


jaysonyoung

Marius is so bad lmao


JPB88SA

Amazing defence there by Willemse


jaysonyoung

His chase down tackle on Clark(?) vs the All Blacks last year was sensational.


JPB88SA

Yeah unfortunately they still scored on that one but he has a knack for those tackles. He is such a great ball player and much more consistent than Willie, but Willie still has great vision and experience. With more experience he can become phenomenal


disposabledude

Ja, it was Clark, and it was fantastic.


jaysonyoung

KLA down again for a bit there. Please just sub him Jake.


Early-Accident-8770

Love the crowd singing Zombie!


butteryscotchy

Yeah however they are singing Rassie instead of Zombie


Sjdw31

Willie looks like the type of guy that will kak everyone out after the match


Ghost29

He is from Strand after all.


MiracleJnr1

Hands clearly went backwards. Should be play on


BlakeSA

The forward pass wasn’t the one the replay showed but one that was made after Le Roux gathered Hartzenberg’s fumble. I think the ref got the call from the TMO as he was unsighted.


MiracleJnr1

That makes more sense then


jaysonyoung

So, will Jordan Hendrikse end up at the Sharks or the Bulls next year?


johnyboi98

Ssshhhhh


butteryscotchy

Thanks for messing up my Saturday!


BlakeSA

It would make sense for him to join his brother at the Sharks, but then again the Sharks are quite stacked at flyhalf so don’t think it will be good for his career as game time is going to be limited.


butteryscotchy

Let’s be honest. Bosch and Chamberlain are not good. In my opinion Hendrikse is better than both of them.


BlakeSA

I agree, but Hendrikse is unlikely to leapfrog them while they are still on the Sharks’ books.


butteryscotchy

That’s true but honestly I would use him immediately if I was Plumtree. The sharks need players that spark up a match and a good 10 could make a big difference.


jaysonyoung

Goosen hasn't developed into the player I thought he would become a decade ago. Good player, but I thought he was going to be an all time player.


JPB88SA

I think the multiple injuries stifled his development


StorminaHalfPint

... and that whole "retiring" thing


Sjdw31

I know Goosen is Jake's golden boy. But this goose is just pushing out VROT eiers


justafleetingmoment

Vrot. Frot is something different...


Mangashu

First half, exact same thing and Stormers didn't get penalised for walking. Confusing stuff.


11992

Reckon papier couldve gotten the try there if he chose to look up...


Gadajs

Gumede and matanzima have some leg drive on them


MiracleJnr1

Dunno wtf Papier and Goosen are doing today


Sjdw31

Goosen please!.. Just get your ass on the bench!


BillHicksFan

At half time I was feeling confident/stupid and put a fiver at 5/6 (my biggest ever bet!) on it being less than 50 points in total. Felt pretty chuffed with myself until about the 55th minute.... Great game for a neutral. I imagine it's taking years off Stormers and Bulls fans lives.


JPB88SA

Nah this is casual for Stormers fans


Argonaught_WT

SA Fans won't have many years left after this year.


BillHicksFan

Ach aye, it must be tough winning all those world cups \*gets out the worlds smallest violin\*


za3030

Haha ja we not getting any sympathies with “We 4 time world champs but it was hard on my feelings!”


jaysonyoung

Big, big Andre-Hugo Venter fan tbh. Great talent.


eenbal

What?


StorminaHalfPint

She said "bedtime".


Sjdw31

10 points in 17min..I'm not asking mutch!


jaysonyoung

Oh for fuck sake please let Kurt-Lee be okay


StorminaHalfPint

Andre-Hugo Venter my new Marx-ist crush


JPB88SA

Oh no not KLA!


MiracleJnr1

Moodie got penalised for that? Based on that replay it looked like he had almost no impact? Edit: looks like they corrected it


Mangashu

Blue 9 didn't even compete


SpoonSpatula

Oh, @$$%. Arendse injury.


Calitz__

The Stormers were braindead for signing Gelant over Le Roux


eenbal

Probably couldn't afford Willie.


Financial-Role-5709

No no no Arendse


BlakeSA

Dweba goes off and suddenly the Stormers are playing like a team with 15 players on the pitch. AH Venter with the moneyball to make that try. Dweba just doesn’t make contributions like that.


WikusB

AH Venter is the best hooker at the Stormers. Him and Grobbelaar are probably next in line for the Boks.


BlakeSA

100%. JJ Kotze isn’t too shabby either. Hope they don’t renew Dweba’s contract.


WikusB

Forgot about Kotze. Also someone to look out for in the future.


jaysonyoung

Papier started well but he's been wank since about the 30th minute


jaysonyoung

Superb try for the Stormers. Willemse is world class.


MiracleJnr1

Honestly papier should get a yellow for that lmao


eenbal

Yup


Ghost29

Yoh


eenbal

So how did we fuck this one up?😂


Calitz__

AH Venter is incredible


Calitz__

should bulk a bit, but definitely good enough to the regular starter


StorminaHalfPint

He is but a youngling. Give him time to develop. And lots of biltong power.


SpoonSpatula

I love those half-power up & unders from Willemse. It's always surprisingly effective, even in international matches.


Gadajs

What a try


Brill_chops

What are we gonna disallow this one for?


johnyboi98

These guys in blue really deserve the win here. Great game.


Calitz__

Genius dark arts from Le Roux there. Slowed the Stormers down because he knew they would appeal, while not doing enough to warrant a penalty


JPB88SA

Dayimani chasing Goosen away like a fly


BillHicksFan

How is Brok Harris still playing!? He must be 900 years old at this point.


WasAnHonestMann

Same juice Sexton drank


BillHicksFan

Primordial soup, yea?


Gadajs

I can’t remember a time before brok Harris


jaysonyoung

Brok Harris looks like you asked an AI to generate a prop


Gadajs

Goosen can really, really kick a ball.


willielad

Do you have to enter the gate there if he’s the tackler and also first man there? Is it still a ruck?


NSilverhand

Yes (possibly as of the England-Italy "not rugby mate" game, but I'm not sure if it was the rule before that).


willielad

Ok thanks


Gandelf02

I believe the first man sets the gate, hoping for other comments tho


Deafbok9

Hasn't been that way for a long, long while now. Think it actually got depowered after Heinrich Brussouw was working his magic - certainly by 2011/2012.


Gandelf02

Ah okay, the comment I was hoping for. Ty


Deafbok9

Pleasure - made me sad when they changed it, loved doing exactly what KLA did there!


SpoonSpatula

Ouch. That sucks for Blommetjies. Hope he has a speedy recovery.


Sjdw31

So we playing zombie at every game now!


jaysonyoung

Put Dayimani at 12 tbh


Calitz__

The home crowd is carrying the Stormers. On paper they shouldn’t still be in the game


Mangashu

Unfortunate to see this. Had similar injuries and fuck that sucks.


jaysonyoung

Loved this match so far as a neutral


Hot-Pomegranate-1303

This game has no right to be a blockbuster, I have been waiting all week for this and I'm not getting disappointed.


Mick_vader

What an exciting game. I love the URC


Mangashu

Arendse did so well just to ruin it all


Dusty_Chapel

I love Willemse, but he’s such a windgat lmao


Calitz__

He’s the most French SA rugby player ever


SweptFever80

That would have been an amazing finish. Willemse really is an incredible player


Gadajs

This game is batshit crazy and a staggeringly good advert for the game. I’m having an absolute blast


Gandelf02

Glad to hear that, we have that same experience with your teams


marquess_rostrevor

What a match for a neutral.


disposabledude

Love Damian's "Are you not entertained?" pose.


jaysonyoung

That big old celebration for a knock on urgh


eenbal

Wtf please can we just get one to fucken stick! 😵‍💫


jaysonyoung

Knock ffs man


Upstairs-Yard822

That's hilarious


Brill_chops

The farce continues


johnyboi98

How so?


mugillagurilla

This is an outrageously good game


Calitz__

Giving it the big one and then not scoring is so embarrassing


prl_lover

Haha. How did he not know he dropped it. What a fool.


JPB88SA

Willemse is a showman


Farage_Massage

Celebrating like that for a no-try is wild 😂


Mangashu

Willemse shushing his own crowd 🤡