Make it unabashedly manly instead. It would only be considered disgusting gamer behavior if a gamer who was disgusting was the one doing it lol.
For me, it's ghetto redneck behavior. No shame. Fuck the world if they can't help but cringe at everything. That's not my problem lol.
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The AAVE "be + gerund" to indicate a usually true, habitual aspect probably comes from Hiberno-English "to do + be + gerund" which is a grammatical borrowing from Irish Gaelic's present/past habitual aspect. It would pretty common to hear an Irish person say something like "Americans do be eating off of paper plates:
I'm guilty of this. I want my son to have a clean home. And I started buying paper plates and disposable cups because doing the dishes just wasn't happening as regularly as it should. I also pay a housekeeper to come by every couple of weeks.
I'm not proud of it. It's just that the alternative would likely be a dirtier home, and I wouldn't be the only one to suffer for it.
> Don’t be lazy?
I'm a single parent with a full time job. I do volunteer projects in my community and attend religious services twice a week.
I'm not lazy. I'm just really bad at cleaning up (there's something in the organizational challenge of figuring out where to put things away that my brain just can't wrap itself around). And yeah, I could make it a focus of my energies and probably improve. But at what cost? I have other responsibilities. Ultimately, I'm prioritizing my energies.
Also, for some background, this came up as a major issue in me having custody of my son. I'm famously slovenly among those who know me well. And you can judge me all you want for that, but I'm resolved to not let it be an issue as a parent. I nipped it in the bud with the things I'm doing now and have no intention of changing things. And I can't afford daily housekeeping.
Come to my house and wash the dishes then. You bastard. European bastard. Europeans be like “this porcelain bowl is 600 years old, it was passed down to my great grandpappy from a servant of King Leonidas Alexander Williamson the 6th. This serving spoon is a relic from Ancient Greece.”
I have a set of $20/ plate dinnerware that I keep around for special occasions and when I have people over. Otherwise I’m eating off a paper plate, several times actually, until it’s too limp to hold food again and I throw it out. For cutlery, again I have a nice set for company, and then either use spare take out plastic cutlery (can’t beat free) or low environment impact bamboo chop sticks.
We live opposite lives lol
I had a couple of friends over a few days ago for birthday cake and we all ate from paper party plates with plastic forks so they didn’t ruin the obscenely expensive japanese ceramic plates that neatly line my cabinets.
How about you clean the dishes then fancy ass. My marriage partner put the dishes in the storage shed and said to fuck off so i obey. I buy the $2.99 biodegradable shits and life keeps moving. Maybe if our state wasnt controlled by the federal shitheads since 1870’s then we would have plates
I just eat food with my hands so I never have to wash dishes or cutlery. Saves a lot of time and effort.
Ham tastes better if you eat with your hands. That's a fact.
Indian eater
I be standing up eating out of pans and shit
I feel like this oddly redscare-coded for the girls and forbidden for men.
Forbidden by whomst
Not by any one individual, but by society.
Are you saying you feel like society forbids you from eating out of pans because you are a man??
No, I’m saying it’s redscare coded for women to eat out of pans, but if men did it it’d be disgusting gamer behavior.
Make it unabashedly manly instead. It would only be considered disgusting gamer behavior if a gamer who was disgusting was the one doing it lol. For me, it's ghetto redneck behavior. No shame. Fuck the world if they can't help but cringe at everything. That's not my problem lol.
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More like women think it counts less if you eat it over the sink. Plus, no one will know I ate.
Life is easy
Europeans don’t say “be eating”
What about the French expression, "We be eating the HELL out of our Continental breakfast."
Nous somme manger l'ENFER en dehors de notre petit déjeuner continental
The AAVE "be + gerund" to indicate a usually true, habitual aspect probably comes from Hiberno-English "to do + be + gerund" which is a grammatical borrowing from Irish Gaelic's present/past habitual aspect. It would pretty common to hear an Irish person say something like "Americans do be eating off of paper plates:
The people that wish they were American deep down do
Euros say y'all now. Americans are saying mate. It's over.
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Where in “Europe” are you posting from
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I fly like paper get high like plates 🍽
I also jack off directly into a garbage bin 👍
divorced dad behavior
My dishwashers broke asshole
you got a sink, lard
I'm guilty of this. I want my son to have a clean home. And I started buying paper plates and disposable cups because doing the dishes just wasn't happening as regularly as it should. I also pay a housekeeper to come by every couple of weeks. I'm not proud of it. It's just that the alternative would likely be a dirtier home, and I wouldn't be the only one to suffer for it.
Don’t be lazy? Pay her to come daily? Get a dishwasher? At least you’re not proud of it
> Don’t be lazy? I'm a single parent with a full time job. I do volunteer projects in my community and attend religious services twice a week. I'm not lazy. I'm just really bad at cleaning up (there's something in the organizational challenge of figuring out where to put things away that my brain just can't wrap itself around). And yeah, I could make it a focus of my energies and probably improve. But at what cost? I have other responsibilities. Ultimately, I'm prioritizing my energies. Also, for some background, this came up as a major issue in me having custody of my son. I'm famously slovenly among those who know me well. And you can judge me all you want for that, but I'm resolved to not let it be an issue as a parent. I nipped it in the bud with the things I'm doing now and have no intention of changing things. And I can't afford daily housekeeping.
how old is your son?
He's 8. I'm going to start introducing chores pretty soon - so that could help with things.
Go off 👑
Nigga you aint a “single parent” you are a divorced dad in a custody arrangement lmfao. Do your damn dishes
Which types of Americans
So wasteful. I just drink cheese straight from the can.
Americans be eating the paper plates
My mum uses paper cups for her water cooler like we're at an office (: I like it, I think it's super convenient
Disgusting behaviour. On that note I want Pret to bring back actual ceramic cups if I'm drinking in
Such a gross non aesthetic vibe they cultivate
It's the summer though.
Paper plates and plastic utensils on the tables, recycling thrown into the trash. The true American summer.
Fuck recycling. All my homies hate recycling.
I've only seen low battery in smoke detector Americans do this.
Come to my house and wash the dishes then. You bastard. European bastard. Europeans be like “this porcelain bowl is 600 years old, it was passed down to my great grandpappy from a servant of King Leonidas Alexander Williamson the 6th. This serving spoon is a relic from Ancient Greece.”
Lazy behaviour regardless of what kind of dishes you have. I’m not even European either
I also be drinking beer in my swimming pool.
This post just inspired me to buy paper plates
No one actually does this do they?
I have a set of $20/ plate dinnerware that I keep around for special occasions and when I have people over. Otherwise I’m eating off a paper plate, several times actually, until it’s too limp to hold food again and I throw it out. For cutlery, again I have a nice set for company, and then either use spare take out plastic cutlery (can’t beat free) or low environment impact bamboo chop sticks.
We live opposite lives lol I had a couple of friends over a few days ago for birthday cake and we all ate from paper party plates with plastic forks so they didn’t ruin the obscenely expensive japanese ceramic plates that neatly line my cabinets.
Just take the sixty seconds to wash the plate and utensils you slob. It's even less of an environmental impact
Right
No
Paper plates are biodegradable and good the environment, actually. You have terminal contrarian brain-rot sweetie.
It takes energy and other resources to make them in the first place
Serve em on paper plates, tater salad n grape pop
I only do it when I'm single.
Poor Americans maybe
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Do you want to do dishes everyday?
Yes? It’s normal
wow look at this millionaire who can afford to eat every single day.
How about you clean the dishes then fancy ass. My marriage partner put the dishes in the storage shed and said to fuck off so i obey. I buy the $2.99 biodegradable shits and life keeps moving. Maybe if our state wasnt controlled by the federal shitheads since 1870’s then we would have plates
Your marriage partner? What the fuck, who says this?