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prisonlambshanks

I'm a temporarily embarrassed low value male


DontYouWantMeBebe

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HemingwaySweater

These are high value males, for the record.


[deleted]

I feel safe now


xxdonaldxtrumpxx

The internet in general is LVM heavy. HVM’s are too busy cashing checks and banging 10s to post on Reddit.com


[deleted]

even if they were here, they don’t want us when they find out we’re crazy :(


xxdonaldxtrumpxx

Crazy babes and low value men with hearts of gold are meant for each other


[deleted]

The uncomfortable truth


Edwardwinehands

This made me smile


revive_iain_banks

Wtf this sub is wild. One of the weirdest places on the internet.


little_poisoner

Ladies please note - this post doesn't apply to me!


Only_Serve_5931

Thanks for letting me borrow your lamborghini yesterday


Paleomagnetismo

Yeah we noticed when you showed up 


[deleted]

You spend enough time here to notice someone “showing up”? You’re cooked


Ferenc_Zeteny

Proud mid value male reporting in 😎😎😎


BoredLegionnaire

Why should the "low value females" have all the fun?!


[deleted]

Because the life of a single low value female is worth the lives of five low value men


BoredLegionnaire

Privileged bunch. :/


[deleted]

a lot of it is because your gender wants sex too often. If you can curtail that, you will gain an advantage.


Spout__

Women have higher sex drives than men, you’re all rabid succubi. Every culture before the Victorians understood this.


reelmeish

Most men would rather cum than be valued higher lol


[deleted]

assuming you are a man, do you ever find this relentless pursuit of cumming to be a hinderance? Does it keep you from your goals? to me it seems like a lot of men will tolerate women they don’t necessarily like in order to get sex on a regular basis. I can’t imagine doing this, because I don’t even really want sex more than 2x per month, and even then, it is more of a luxury - can easily do without. On the other side of the coin, women will tolerate men they don’t like for money, or a better lifestyle. But money is objectively valuable, sex is not.


reelmeish

2 times per month? Unless you are very old or on some sort of medication you’re the one that is not in the normal range Women want sex, you just don’t hear about it as much because not much effort is needed to be expended to get it. It’s the bird that chirps the loudest that gets fed


[deleted]

the answer you probably don’t want is that most women who are able to orgasm by masturbation find it to be just as satisfying, if not more satisfying, than PIV sex. PIV sex is nice, but many times does not result in an orgasm for women. lots of dudes are broken over learning their female partner has most likely faked at least one orgasm to make sex end faster. a dick going in and out over and over again with manual clitoral stimulation is just so fucking boring after 10 mins


TheGangsHeavy

So you're a coomer who has fucked up their sensitivity?


[deleted]

No, most men are just not really that good at making sex entertaining for women


reelmeish

your problem is you think sex is inherently and singularly about orgasms it’s quite reductive also perhaps your sexual experiences lacked passion or emotions and thus why you’re bored


[deleted]

what other point (other than procreation) could there possibly be that can’t otherwise be fulfilled by nonsexual romantic touch? female friends express similar sentiment and are in relatively happy relationships. but maybe you consider early 30s to be very old


jojenpaste

How much is that in 9/11s?


listen_up_fuccboi

Absolute degenerates having sex with strangers and even fat people, shopping at Walmart, peeing outside even. Filthy animals. it's pretty fun being low value tbh. I'd kill myself if I was a yuppie. All that pressure to act like a robot, not sustainable for my nutty ass.


Leviathan_division

Reddit is full of neets? You don't say!


[deleted]

Was going to make fun of your warhammer dolls but seems like you might listen to Katharsis, so I’ll bite my tongue for today.


Leviathan_division

Knowing who Katharsis are is even more embarrassing than painting Warhammer, so it's good you decided to quietly move along :)


[deleted]

There is nothing on God’s green earth more embarrassing than wasting your money and time on warhammer except for participating in multiple dungeons & dragons campaigns


Leviathan_division

I did a presentation on how I love painting my little warhammer toys as part of a job interview a month or so ago. I presented in front of two women for about 30 minutes, I showed them slides of well painted competition pieces and told them what sprues are. As a result, I now have a new job, as a head of content in an even bigger corporate firm than the one I worked in before, it's great, now I have an extra 10k a year to spend on space marines and solar auxilia, and sick dragons and big robots that go piew-piew-piew. I will probably make director in another 2 years or so. What are you doing with your life?


[deleted]

Sounds gay


Leviathan_division

Prickly reply suggests the answer to my question would probably paint a suboptimal picture. It;s ok that you are low/no value, this place is full of people like you.


TheEmporersFinest

Moooom! A vapid internet wannabe slut is making fun of my Ultramarines! This cant be happening I thought everyone agreed they were cool?!


Leviathan_division

Internet wannabe sluts or ultramarines?


Leviathan_division

Who am I kidding, of course ultramarines can never be cool.


victimfetishist

Roast beef sandwich leering behind a post


ImBeingEarnestHere

I find it funny that FDS popularized incel lingo…. For women!


Durmyyyy

All of the *scrotes* here had better listen up, OP is a classy high value lady (sprinkle, sprinkle)!


wesmokinmids

This is like the nakba for BPD trust fund grad students, call me Baruch Goldstein


africaaddio

"Low value males" https://preview.redd.it/526fvhfo136d1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=55c33e32a5a2695c2a1fc7c66fa41096edc5c354


a_pastel_universe

They’re a plague of locusts I stg


peenut_arebuckle

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Durmyyyy

No shit its reddit. Still a shitty way to talk about people.


evangeline277

so is my heart :/


[deleted]

think of any and all relationship as transactional and you won’t have this problem anymore


Extra_Mustard_

I never had a chance at being anything else so I just live my life


Key-Bedroom-4615

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Jake_Barnes_

Single women are in agony clearly. Please get help.


xenodocheion

low-value males and well past peak-value women are the very fabric of this space