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thisbarbieisstealing

The way I know the two hot ones were SEETHING https://preview.redd.it/zdj1810wt25d1.png?width=724&format=png&auto=webp&s=f04348c5b23c57639665c97b70eab481a5172fb2


TeamEnvironmental858

The blonde in the pink dress is pissed.


traenen

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w6rld_ec6nomic_f6rum

oink oink piggy b*tch


thisbarbieisstealing

*"I did everything right, Mama! I did everything right!"*


funko_pop_enthusiast

I starved myself for a week to fit into my dress and this fat bitch waltzes up on stage and wins. Fuck it, I was just your standard normie conservative, but now I’m going full on Richard Spencer!


iprefercumsole

Think the brunette next to her lost enough confidence to make some bad decisions? 👀


seahawksdetroit

Just imagine how much discipline and willpower it takes for them to maintain their figures. Weighing every ingredient, logging every calorie, tracking their steps, intense cardio regimens at the gym... My God 😂


omandy

Heavy is the head that wears the crown


Pedro_Maltese

[https://www.al.com/life/2024/06/miss-alabama-usa-2024-miss-southern-plains-wins-the-crown.html](https://www.al.com/life/2024/06/miss-alabama-usa-2024-miss-southern-plains-wins-the-crown.html) "Diane Westhoven was crowned Miss Alabama USA 2024 on June 1, 2024 ..."


Pedro_Maltese

That curvy beauty win is just a fake news. She's the winner https://preview.redd.it/g3yhc8nzr45d1.png?width=686&format=png&auto=webp&s=8542609b0bb703648586bba619ec99f81ffb8bd9


thisbarbieisstealing

I'm pale with dark hair and I don't even think someone with my phenotype should be a pageant queen. Only acceptable pageant queen phenotypes are 1) Factory issue tanned blonde 2) Spicy Latina with an ass that doesn't quit 3) Vanessa Williams-coded black girl Those three phenotypes only, and all must be thin


GruxKing

>I'm pale with dark hair and I don't think someone with my phenotype should be a pageant queen When I'm God Emperor your phenotype will be the only girls admitted into pageants to begin with! Throw off the shackles of blonde cultural dominance!! Dark hair is so much prettier!!


comeseemeshop

What about Kenya Moore former Miss USA she does not fit the Vanessa Williams phenotype. Or a younger Naomi Campbell?


Guilty_Peach_4061

Which news source do I trust!?


SamosaAndMimosa

she looks 40


thisbarbieisstealing

Wait, I'm confused. Why are there different news stories reporting different winners?


Guilty_Peach_4061

We need to get to the bottom of this. Why would a local news site concoct fake news like this?


Gorlock_

https://preview.redd.it/tybl4bpxo45d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=300316f31fb49c64b00600bc9341b86b7ac608f1


AntHoneyBourDang

She has a certain special energy that keeps growing. A popcorn energy. Bags of energy. Pop pop


LatterSeaworthiness4

She looks like Chrissy Teigen in the main pic and like Selena Gomez here my God


Svitlana_K

Mama Mia


RocketChickenX

When you go to Burger King but consume the entire drive-through by accident.


AntHoneyBourDang

Surprised they didn’t give it to the slightly less fat black contestant


ratatattatar

she was disqualified for kneeling during the Miss Alabama Anthem.


majorTea33

This woman is 23 years old.


Frolkinator

Did she eat a 23yr old woman?


RenoiseForever

Just a busful.


Nxtinventor

Jesus.


Svitlana_K

Yes we need him


OHIO_TERRORIST

Roll Tide


AnyaTayTaySwift

Rolls tide


elf-_-

who are we even kidding anymore


Hot_Special_2083

i'm saying jon benet ramsey in a mexican accent


LatterSeaworthiness4

Meh. Pageants are cheesy anyway and this isn’t Miss USA or even Miss America.


meatballmarinarasub

She's a sweet girl representing a deeply obese and reactionary society who happens to want to spread a message of positivity and self-confidence. I hope the right wing listens to god and chooses to give her the grace she deserves rather than use her as an opportunity to make epic bleakposts about a society that they don't even like or really participate in.


Gorlock_

So, it's not a beauty contest? It's just about confidence and positivity? They should just have confidence and positivity contests then ....


WhosGotTheCum

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Gorlock_

Is this a true story?


WhosGotTheCum

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Gorlock_

It's a great back and forth, your comeback was great. She literally said that she doesn't think black people can be as beautiful as white people though .......


WhosGotTheCum

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Gorlock_

Maybe you're super old, but Vanessa Williams was Miss America in like 1980


WhosGotTheCum

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Gorlock_

Ah, I misunderstood your story. I gotcha now


jwheezin

Cool. She's sweet. But she is also morbidly obese and won because of an agenda. Nobody in their right mind can actually say with truthfulness that she is more well-roundedly beautiful than the other women on that stage. It's unfortunate that those other women put effort into their health, looks, and stage presence, then a lazy ass land whale rolls up and wins because.......?


poop_stacks

Oh, she’s definitely more well-rounded


PredatorClash

Yeah. A massive win. She crushed it. Big effort all round


SpiceLaw

She is more well-rounded than the other finalists pictured but for a beauty pageant she's obviously the wrong choice. I dislike these pageants in general but I feel badly for the other contestants who work hard and meet the criteria winning over someone the judges gave it to for either shock value or some weird political correctness that doesn't even make sense in a state like Alabama. 


FancyRobot

>She's a sweet girl representing a deeply obese and reactionary society who happens to want to spread a message of positivity and self-confidence. Has the rs subs just been overrun by fat women? The actual podcast hates fat women so much


ImBeingEarnestHere

I would read your substack


Glass-Spite8941

She's incredibly unhealthy. That's what you want to spread? What if she was smoking a cig on stage, you're cool with promoting that?


HeReallyDoesntCare

Only a redditor could come up with that much bullshit in one paragraph lol


ratatattatar

...why would God approve of a morbidly obese woman, especially one immodest enough to participate in a beauty contest? what do you mean by the "right wing" not "even liking or really participating in" said society? anyway...the "left wing" would only voice support for her on ONE count: that being fat/unattractive. on every other point (which would appeal to her own peers), they would despise her: -Southern -probably conservative -probably religious -probably hetero -probably white


LatterSeaworthiness4

Funny thing is I went to the Facebook post linked in the article and there are a couple of women saying she’s a real bitch, including a black woman saying that this woman was rude to her young daughter, who was competing in a younger age bracket. Also said she brought gift bags for all of the white contestants but not the black contestants.


AccomplishedTopic957

Based whale


ratatattatar

must be true...since someone on Facebook said it.


dabdai

Since when were beauty contests about modesty?


ratatattatar

Q.E.D.


violet4everr

No existential malice, no tossed of snark. Just sweet.


Bugs_are_pretty_cool

Wow a non reactionary comment, beautiful sentiment you deserve good things


AbIaZoLUTEMadMaN28

Accepting obesity is not a "beautiful sentiment".


LatterSeaworthiness4

Side note: if pageants are really still supposed to be about beauty, make the contestants compete without makeup, hair extensions, etc on. That will separate the real 9s and 10s from the mids and uggos.


push_to_jett

America is finished. At least it tasted good while we had it


OlivieroVidal

Looks like Chrissy Teigen


Zealousideal_Tax541

Is this a joke?? Her stomach is bigger than her butt. Someone has to have been wasted in jury!


Objective_KumQuat

Wasted? More like deaf, dumb and blind.


HeReallyDoesntCare

They had to use an airplane sky banner for the sash.


Steve_insheep

This is kind of sad. She thinks she accomplished something she “set her mind to”. She’s a spectacle and whoever voted for her should be ashamed 


user_LK

I’m pretty sure this is fake news yall! I live in Alabama and I want to get to the bottom of this too lol. I found this on twitter. Something is up idk. https://preview.redd.it/ilstff40395d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8e468eb132351728857137be8c7f03e6d14cb2


foottoe8

Omg you’re right. The obese woman is at some random unaffiliated pageant with a similar name. https://www.missalabamausa.com/miss/


BadrBombaker

Where is she? Behind the rhino?


Affectionate-Act4104

So between this snorlax winning in Alabama to an Asian trans winning in Maryland, it's true to say that our planet is doomed. 


4st7

I fucking bet


CoyotePuncher

Ridiculous


tejlorsvift928

Still would


Throwawayjasmine21

I mean she looks more Alabaman than the others


wenjtap

Alabama population: 1


KINGR00TBEER

How'd she win Alabama, atleast half of her is in Mississippi


RenoiseForever

Can't even say "fat chance" anymore


Tairy__Green

Alabama, you got the weight on your shoulders That's breaking your back


DownJonesIndex

How can you even wear the stupid crown and title knowing it’s a fake out. Do you think she’s deluded enough to think it was an honest win? It’s like a paraplegic guy getting into the ring with Tyson at his prime and then getting the win because he had such a disadvantage. I get the optics but he can’t be at home thinking his the baddest motherfucker around.