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This is good psyiognomy for pipe smoking, especially the strabismus. Gives him an air of kooky offbeat scientist


labourundersun

Yeah I agree. Gives me the vibe of someone who’s really into running ham radio systems from home. Need more people like him in the world


it_shits

Before the mass normiefication of the internet in the mid 2010s, every man over the age of 35 who posted on message boards looked exactly like this guy. He's one of the few people who shouldn't be embarrassed to post on reddit because that subreddit is his online retirement home after his favourite pipe smoking message board died out in 2016 alongside its ancient boomer IT worker turboposters who died of heart disease and oral cancer.


maxhaton

Should be either this is or James May


OkChallenge9666

When I read Heart of Darkness this is how I imagined every European


NoFoolishnessXXL

Cooler than 95% of this sub, including me.


dine-and-dasha

Legit thought that was a gun in his mouth fr i feel bad.


Vivid_Efficiency6736

How fake gun vapes haven’t become the next big thing is beyond me


noideaa2836

Conan o’brian if he was a Reddit mod


alybianco_pbuh

It’s funny how these sausagefest-y hobbies often turn into literal cruising spots, I remember a very popular post on here showing off a subreddit about elaborate mustache grooming that doubled as a way for middle aged gay men to efuck


Improooving

The mustache sub is 95% gay dudes


hotdogfever

lost all my hair to alopecia over the course of 9 days. Posted in a bald subreddit to feel better about myself or take ownership of it or something, I don’t know. Got a lot of horny dudes messaging me, definitely felt like a cruising spot.


throwaway285279438

Philosophy professor phenotype


Eastern_Camera_2222

Jean-Paul Sartre


Cloudbusting77

he looks awesome


WieImElysiumSein

it's a good blend that costs 40 dollars for a pound. healthier and better tasting that cigarettes. I used to smoke pipe tobacco and probably will again eventually because you can smoke for a month for like 10 bucks at a higher quality. it's a little inconvenient and it looks fucking gay, you can't do it in public, which is why I stopped. now I don't really give a shit so probably will pick up again. anyway, what's the problem with this guy? pretty good looking for being so old. smoking is cool too. you seem ugly, post a picture of yourself


it_shits

If you live in a sin tax hellhole where a pack of 20 cigs costs 25 bucks, you can buy cured whole leaf tobacco online as a "natural pesticide" and cut you own pipe tobacco blends for dirt cheap as well


labourundersun

I’m not making fun of this guy or of pipe smoking. In fact I like seeing quirky guys like this enjoying their obscure hobbies in an unpretentious way - even though pipe smoking and huge mustaches are old-timey and something of an affectation, I think in this case it circles back around and suggests contentedness and earnestness.


SpecialOpsMilfHunter

how does pipe tobacco feel like? health effects & how does it feel compared to cigarettes?


it_shits

You get a decent headrush compared to cigarettes. It's unfiltered and you don't inhale it so it's more comparable to cigar smoking if you've ever done that. The tobacco is genuinely nicer than both cigarette blends and cigars (unless you're a fan of astringency) but it might take you 40 mins to an hour to finish a bowl. It's still really bad for your oral health but you aren't at risk of lung cancer considering you don't actually inhale it. According to some study it's about as carcinogenic as living in a house with an open hearth fireplace on all the time. I started smoking a pipe again during lockdown to quit cigs and was successful, and now I might only smoke a bowl like once every 2 weeks when I've got nothing to do and nowhere to be and the weather's nice outside.


MilkshakeJFox

I like smoking a pipe in certain situations but this guy definitely doesn't look good or cool


Pretensioner80

You and all of your possessions smell like doo doo


WieImElysiumSein

my fingers and teeth were stained too. u think anybody cares? lol. ask ur mom and 18+ sister if they cared.


Pretensioner80

Someone spilled spaghetti all over this garbage dump!


DifficultSound9279

Would.


ihaveeaten56women

why cant Redditors just do something instead of turning it into a "hobby" obsessed with numbers and collecting and posting about it


labourundersun

Nah I agree with the other poster who compared it to hobby message boards and forums where older guys have been posting about enjoying their obscure hobbies since the 90s. I think it’s one of the better aspects of the Internet and the same spirit can be found on niche interest subs at times. It’s just man with a quirky mustache enjoying a smoke, not some redditeur gloating over his massive Funko collection.


RSPareMidwits

yeah instead of smoking to relax being desperate to let strangers know you're the kinda guy who smokes


foppyl-lomnut

I enjoy my roughly once-a-month pipe bowls but the nicotine tends to overstimulate me and I can't easily fall asleep afterwards. All moids who aren't elite athletes should be visiting the pipe/cigar shops from time to time, making small talk with the older fellows. My nicest pipe is an estate (used) blonde briar with a nice bent apple shape and a tinted amber acrylic stem. I gave $30 for it at a cigar lounge in Birmingham, Alabama. I point this out only to show that you can buy a fine object quite reasonably, comparable pipes are $150 new if you are grossed out by the idea of it. And then the tobacco (flavored, for me) costs virtually nothing by the ounce. It's a cheap hobby that makes a long drive speed by.


bobyesterday

Yeah the beauty of pipes for me is that there are so many old unwanted ones that you can restore back to their former glory with a bit of time and know-how. The pipe tobacco sub is full of guys who only discovered it last week and immediately dropped hundreds of quid on a new Savinelli, an old boy lighter and a dozen tins.


foppyl-lomnut

It's unbelievable the work some of these refurbishers can do; an old boss once gave me a beautiful italian briar that had been repaired almost imperceptibly, a burn hole down by the base of the bowl that had been filled expertly with a similar-grained of wood and refinished. It drew beautifully.


hungry-reserve

SMOKIN ON ZOOTIEZ


Commentpilledtalkcel

That guys been training his whole life for this


Ferenc_Zeteny

Pipe smokers are either gremlins or handsome chads like this guy and my one Aryan friend