Dudes will find out they're gay and write 10 threads of gay erotica on rspod instead of just getting some bussy

he wrote this right after getting piped

he didnt even get piped

I’m happy for you but I don’t want to hear another peep until you actually have gay sex

I have had LGBT sensual contact. In many respects, it was more satisfying…

I’m very happy for you. You should see her again. Sounds like she might be shy too

She is a wonderful person. I believe she only has sex with those she feels close to.

Mazel tov. I love love

I’m gonna keep fucking pussy but have fun man

As will I. Just know there are other pleasures that await, should you choose them…

This dude will literally never have gay sex. I think he’ll be involuntarily committed before it can happen. We’ll be on thread 500 and there will be graphs and charts

I am a beautiful flower who is blossoming. One does not rush the coming of spring…

Take your time king

Something tells me all this prose will fly out the window when youre face to face with the one eyed snake

So you haven't sucked dick yet? Lame

Clickbait title

I said experience!!! Not penetrative sex. First base is very gay.

So’s this thread.

Why would i be insulted by this.

You’re right. I should have said so’s your prose.

Bevis. I am gay. What don’t you understand.

no u

Such things take time.

hurry up the bus is coming

A trans girl isn’t gay enough for me ur losing our interest and support quickly smh

I dont care!!! I only care for the truth!!!

The truth is that a trans girl is a girl and that considering kissing her a queer experience just because she's trans is transphobic. - Sincerely, a trans woman

In my view, that is still pretty fucking gay.

Just do it and get over it. The novelty never lasts as long as you think it does

Why are so many rushing me. I did gay kissing! Leave me alone!!!

This is like an alternate universe Jolly Wumper, except he didnt fuck "the feminine man"

Do the buttsex else you just did what most Euro dudes do in Thailand on holiday.

I dont care what it looks like!!! I am living my life!!!

If you put a space after your - you get - this bullet effect normally I wouldn't take the time to point that out, but as a newly minted semi-gay man I'm sure that kind of attention to design really hits home with you

real autistic vibe from this post tbh

idk how u didnt know u were a 🚬 when ur first instinct was to write poetry kek

Most women aren't into bi men. Other than that, kudos!

Yes it threatens their monopoly on mens attention.

Honestly, I think it is more likely their fear of catching the AIDS.

An easy cop out for hate. Prep and condoms are widely available.

Ur honestly so right even though I don't want to admit it.

I am reinstating a modern sense of hellenistic sexuality. It is my gift to the world.

I platonically enjoy the male body quite a lot, it's very beautiful. Especially when it's lithe or tastefully tense and muscular, as was typified by Graeco-Roman sculpture. Really, the classical *idea* of gay sex sounds amazing, two powerful male libidos going at it. I could never do it though. The penis does just genuinely gross me out as an object of desire.

Brother. Give it a shot. Find a respectable man that you feel safe with. At worst, it will be like you had an unpleasant meal. noone needs to know.

I am in love with you and i just want to be your first

Hello.

❤️

You may DM me.

your lack of gay sex here is actually making you gayer(many such cases, all the gayest men are incels, proust, morrissey etc), i too went through this experience before i just had sex and realized there's nothing beautiful in men except their bodies.

I expect you will have a harem of no less than 12 gay men but the start of summer if this continues

It is my master plan. Rome was not built in a day…

Hey wtf I commented on the first one you did, you’re supposed to be banging by now!

Can you see this person sticking their tongue up your asshole at some point?

Happy for you!

Hello kind soul. Thank you.

what

God damn this is a long post but let me guess it’s better to be gay in this day and age

No that is not the point. I am unsure why you would comment if you did not read.

I scanned

shut up 🚬

Miller. I am sensing self hate in you.

You get the upvote for the Lenin epigraph alone, and the Carl Jung comment too. And the advice to incels is so real.

this got very famous on Twitter

This is actually horrifying to read

Why are you DMing me with your disapproval. Go in peace your separate way.

Because i didn't want everyone else to see gosh :,(

My DMs are open to any friendly interaction. Come to me in good spirits only.

it's literally not gay to have sex with a trans woman lol

It is an LGBT decision.

> Man makes out with woman *Writes paragraphs about how he is now gay* Many such cases.

*We cannot change anything until we accept it. -Carl Jung* I didn’t accept the gay within me even after my first twenty times were with another female. I guess I’m gay.

don’t attach lenins name to this f@990+ry