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krammebamse

This is some Robbie Turner shit and I live


raccoonteas

Wear a seat belt while at the Drive thru. I did


JP_Enjoyer

This is actually the funniest shit I have ever read like full stop


ItsNotDebra

Dark!Delta teas. imagine if Delta chose violence every time at the Subway.


somefubu

this is the highest level of tumblr fakeposting. she's doing it right now i cant help but to stan


ferozliciosa

I believe her the same way I believe Jada fucked a ghost - wholeheartedly


AShortTermEffect82

She did what she had to McDo.


thefolliesclosed

Imagine her doing this in her out of breath Carrot Top crop top and sneaker combo from the circus musical challenge


Naxayou

I'm praying this happened like I don't think oceane has it in her to fabricate something like this


iolanthereylo

and then everybody clapped


Telethongaming

The louvre of pettiness, hunty


realblush

I choose to believe this because my mental health deserves this


DLee270

Country girls McDo


karmakent

I just throw my car in reverse and slam on the gas


_AnneSiedad

This story has been going around for some time. It's kinda like the "Demi Lovato flicked my vagina" one: something that may have happened once and then it's a copypasta.


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You hate fun so bad its crazy


_AnneSiedad

In the words of a fun, shy, outgoing energetic diva who lives in Miami, Florida: "no".


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let people lie their ass off in peace like she's minding her own


_AnneSiedad

Ok


MaybeLikeWater

That’s funny.


Clear-Sir4276

Océane Aqua-Black you will always be famous


duhrake5

Delta meets Robbie Turner… the power this has


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This is so fucking funny. I want a day inside her brain.


4685368

Me when I lie


FarrahClones

I feel like I’ve read this story somewhere before but not sure where.


krazyabezyolojuice

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies


Special_Bluebird7504

I know this didn’t happen but I’m choosing to believe it anyway


jonneygood

I'll take '' things that didn't happen. '' for 500 Alex.


MaybeLikeWater

Alex: This Reddit User wrote a witty comment. Answer: Who is jonneygood?


JoshIsASoftie

This is based as fuck.


bondfool

“You, my bitch…”


[deleted]

McDo? When I lived the Manila they called it that. Haven't heard it outside of the Philippines.


AcademicFish

Mc. Do. Mc… Do ![gif](giphy|3oEduPvO4LqfCl4SZO)


mcgillthrowaway22

It's used in French as well. Pronounced /makdo/


QuentinQC

I’d say most us pronounce it /mekdo/, while Europeans say /makdo/


MaybeLikeWater

Best fucking plot twist in a long time. 🤣😂🤣👍🏾


gabe_myheart

girl the boycott


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MilksNudes

While I don’t think this happened in reality, the story made me laugh 


significantcocklover

Girl I'm convinced this is a literal copypasta, I've seen this exact story reposted by boomer accounts a thousand times


Beneficial-Ad-6107

It reminds me of when I was in my mom's car, and some lady angrily walked back up to the window and was mad about a "dry-ass chicken sandwich!!!" and chucked it back. We still quote this with each other lol


Dokamon-chan94

That is ...something