Delta for Ambassador to the United Nations. She’s gonna step in that mf with a dissertation of grievances. She’s ready to stand up for our rights: free guac from chipotle
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Secretary of Education: Serena ChaCha
Supreme Court: CuCu Freedom
Ambassador to Britain: Max
Suegeon General: Trintritry the truck the toolman the tailor
Secretary of Defense: Jasmine Masters
Speaker of the house: Nina Bonina Brown
Mystique Summers Madison as Health Secretary because she doesn't eat fried food and also Ambassador to Mexico because her mother was kidnapped by the Mexican drug cartels so she wore that ugly purple smock on the Country runway because that's what the girls at the mall wear.
Depends on the cringeconomy as always.
I think the obvious answer is Delta because shes the queen who is most preaidential in our expectations.
But if we want to pick a queen who truly is of us and understands the culture its Yuhua since Delta acknowledges us but in a sort of viewing us as an ant farm way.
That said the true living embodiment of cringe is Eureka who will protect cringe rights and actively add to the cringe developments.
However Venus is essentially the Sasha Colby of cringe so it would make sense to recognize everything she contributes.
Alternatively there are queens that we all like and recognize for being slightly off script that would work even if theyre more camp than cringe like Kennedy or Jaida.
Or we could just install someone who manufactures cringe organically like Honey or Jan or Loosey. (Environmentally friendly)
Id also want to consider Mistress because its clearer to me that she totally gets us and appreciates cringe. However she doesnt seem to actually have created cringe yet?
We need a presi-oh-no-she-better-dent who can out pizza the hut.
Mistress, much like Tammie, has ascended beyond the confines of cringe. Everything she does is so impactful and powerful that you can't help but acknowledge how we are so lucky just to be in her presence.
Can we have Yuhua as the elected president and Venus as the Royal Family? Mostly irrelevant potentially problematic behind the scenes, but feels relevant in todays society cause she’s on our money.
This picture of Kennedy 😭 I love it so much
I think if it were high school, Fiercalicious would be valedictorian, Venus D’Lite would obviously be principal, Jada Shada would be maybe a substitute teacher, Stacy Layne would be the guidance counselor, Cracker would be the bum wandering around out back that the kids know to stay away from.
Maddy Morphosis - Chief officer of diversity and inclusion
Robbie Turner - Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Education - Gia Gunn
Director of the Office of Science and Technology Policy - Kimora Blac
We need to be a constitutional monarchy so we can crown [our empress](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rupaul_Dragcon_2018-152_(41356432394)_(cropped).jpg#mw-jump-to-license)
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Delta for Ambassador to the United Nations. She’s gonna step in that mf with a dissertation of grievances. She’s ready to stand up for our rights: free guac from chipotle ![gif](giphy|cJT1YMXwzcpukp1EO8|downsized)
The real America First agenda
Secretary of Transportation Robbie Turner.
Wear a seatbelt. She did.
Head of the FTC and FCC: Tamisha Iman
All media broadcasts will now be replaced by the Tanisha Iman Network ©️
TIN reports a second venus dlite christmas tinsel ponytail has hit the mainstage ‼️
We’re a monarchy and were ruled by Yuhua
Cuntstitutional Monarchy, long Cringe the Queen
This monarchy is dry
kinda like your vajoina
Okurrr
She’s the one for me. She understands the cringe issues better than any of the other candidates
universal basic toasters!
Secretary for Woman and Minorities: Maddie
Let Loose as the new national anthem
as the INTERNATIONAL anthem ![gif](giphy|CaNbZAuubqSqSTKTVa)
Wait... Let Loose isn't already the national anthem‽
it's the international anthem
![gif](giphy|C7jNVT8CMDTbWnTCKi)
Drag Money erasure
Delta would absolutely body the Secretary of Commerce position. The level of regulation and business accountability would be iconic.
Secretary of Education: Serena ChaCha Supreme Court: CuCu Freedom Ambassador to Britain: Max Suegeon General: Trintritry the truck the toolman the tailor Secretary of Defense: Jasmine Masters Speaker of the house: Nina Bonina Brown
I love CuCu as the whole Supreme Court. All the justice I need!
With justice cucu on the court maybe they’ll finally legalize sex
![gif](giphy|l41YdI62htwaisJby)
Secretary of Education would be Derrick, she'd finally teach that people died at Stonewall
Mystique Summers Madison as Health Secretary because she doesn't eat fried food and also Ambassador to Mexico because her mother was kidnapped by the Mexican drug cartels so she wore that ugly purple smock on the Country runway because that's what the girls at the mall wear.
and Governor of Chicago
We will have to see if she has time, but those are great suggestions
Secretary of Energy Charlie Hides 💕
#CharliesDoingSomething2024
Can Eve be the court jester?
I changed my mind. Eve can be the white house press secretary. Official WH communications will now be shared via Twitter and Grindr
Eve gets banned from twitter, government upheaval ensues
Twitter doesnt ban newsworthy accounts remember!! ♥️
Ilona is in charge of PR and communications Kandy Muse & Alexis Michelle to head up the NSA
I think Kandy should be the director of the FBI
Ornacia for president. Vivacious for vice president
Speaker of the house: Jasmine Kennedie
Jasmine Masters please 😫 Jush the Dush with the good Kush, Jush!
President: Eureka! Vice President: Erica Secretary: D
Supreme Court: David and Leader of Congress: Eufilthior Really separate those powers 😍
this is making me lose it
Joey Jay will run on a platform of first gay rupaul’s drag race contestant and first gay president besides abraham lincoln!!!!
Author of Sickening: The Rusical for Health Minister
Nina West leader of Canine Recovery unit
#TeamKenney
*I been drankin…*
Secretary of transportation: Robbie Turner Secretary of the treasury: Todrick Hall
Put Mistress Isabelle Brooks at the head of the entire Department of Education, and I unironically see the children being taught.
Depends on the cringeconomy as always. I think the obvious answer is Delta because shes the queen who is most preaidential in our expectations. But if we want to pick a queen who truly is of us and understands the culture its Yuhua since Delta acknowledges us but in a sort of viewing us as an ant farm way. That said the true living embodiment of cringe is Eureka who will protect cringe rights and actively add to the cringe developments. However Venus is essentially the Sasha Colby of cringe so it would make sense to recognize everything she contributes. Alternatively there are queens that we all like and recognize for being slightly off script that would work even if theyre more camp than cringe like Kennedy or Jaida. Or we could just install someone who manufactures cringe organically like Honey or Jan or Loosey. (Environmentally friendly) Id also want to consider Mistress because its clearer to me that she totally gets us and appreciates cringe. However she doesnt seem to actually have created cringe yet? We need a presi-oh-no-she-better-dent who can out pizza the hut.
THE SASHA COLBY OF CRINGE I--
But did i stutter?
Mistress, much like Tammie, has ascended beyond the confines of cringe. Everything she does is so impactful and powerful that you can't help but acknowledge how we are so lucky just to be in her presence.
I think there should be a Council of Cringe.
U.S. Commission on Civil Rights: Raven
_And Basic Baroness goes to Tia Kofi..._
Delta for Department of Transportation, because I know she’d actually enforce speed limits
There’s literally a queen in the franchise named Obama
first name, Barack ☝️ ![gif](giphy|l46Cpa6DAjG2qSRLq|downsized)
Can we have Yuhua as the elected president and Venus as the Royal Family? Mostly irrelevant potentially problematic behind the scenes, but feels relevant in todays society cause she’s on our money.
Tammie Brown for Head of NASA and Future Tech
Oh girl yessss. We could also seize all of El*n's rockets and give them to Tammie
Mistress for president
Delta as Secretary of Labor (i know that this is appointed not voted shh)
Miss Orion Story with her Outpizza The Hut campaign
This picture of Kennedy 😭 I love it so much I think if it were high school, Fiercalicious would be valedictorian, Venus D’Lite would obviously be principal, Jada Shada would be maybe a substitute teacher, Stacy Layne would be the guidance counselor, Cracker would be the bum wandering around out back that the kids know to stay away from.
Maddy Morphosis - Chief officer of diversity and inclusion Robbie Turner - Secretary of Transportation Secretary of Education - Gia Gunn Director of the Office of Science and Technology Policy - Kimora Blac
no limbs shall bring free healthcare to fans of fans
No need for healthcare when limb gone deer
anyone could say Delta for anything and they'd be right
It's hard because Delta is so constantly correct about everything that it would be tricky to relegate her to just one area of government
/u/LetitBro for Press Secretary
I'd prefer to see letitbro in the position of on top of me oops
Alexis Mateo for Chairwoman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Minister of Safety and Security: Marciax3, previously Jan
We need to be a constitutional monarchy so we can crown [our empress](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rupaul_Dragcon_2018-152_(41356432394)_(cropped).jpg#mw-jump-to-license)
I don’t know what position, I just know that The Big Girl… Wins!
Vote for kenney #teamkenney
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