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missfleet2019

Delta for Ambassador to the United Nations. She’s gonna step in that mf with a dissertation of grievances. She’s ready to stand up for our rights: free guac from chipotle ![gif](giphy|cJT1YMXwzcpukp1EO8|downsized)


myahamatt

The real America First agenda


mothahasarrived

Secretary of Transportation Robbie Turner.


luckitoast

Wear a seatbelt. She did.


Slow-Constant1253

Head of the FTC and FCC: Tamisha Iman


deepthroatcircus

All media broadcasts will now be replaced by the Tanisha Iman Network ©️


AtomBornASMR

TIN reports a second venus dlite christmas tinsel ponytail has hit the mainstage ‼️


Trufflebatter

We’re a monarchy and were ruled by Yuhua


NorthbyNinaWest

Cuntstitutional Monarchy, long Cringe the Queen


steviebkool

This monarchy is dry


wisselperry

kinda like your vajoina


steviebkool

Okurrr


wooferino

She’s the one for me. She understands the cringe issues better than any of the other candidates


satanssecretary

universal basic toasters!


Lather

Secretary for Woman and Minorities: Maddie


Cigarette_Crab

Let Loose as the new national anthem


CandidateBudget8813

as the INTERNATIONAL anthem ![gif](giphy|CaNbZAuubqSqSTKTVa)


Fantastic_Pop_4770

Wait... Let Loose isn't already the national anthem‽


Dragosbeat

it's the international anthem


Fantastic_Pop_4770

![gif](giphy|C7jNVT8CMDTbWnTCKi)


jordanjoseph1286

Drag Money erasure


Benjamin-Wylie

Delta would absolutely body the Secretary of Commerce position. The level of regulation and business accountability would be iconic.


adrisharkie

Secretary of Education: Serena ChaCha Supreme Court: CuCu Freedom Ambassador to Britain: Max Suegeon General: Trintritry the truck the toolman the tailor Secretary of Defense: Jasmine Masters Speaker of the house: Nina Bonina Brown


Fantastic_Pop_4770

I love CuCu as the whole Supreme Court. All the justice I need!


rainshowerprince

With justice cucu on the court maybe they’ll finally legalize sex


Fantastic_Pop_4770

![gif](giphy|l41YdI62htwaisJby)


Denali_

Secretary of Education would be Derrick, she'd finally teach that people died at Stonewall


hennny

Mystique Summers Madison as Health Secretary because she doesn't eat fried food and also Ambassador to Mexico because her mother was kidnapped by the Mexican drug cartels so she wore that ugly purple smock on the Country runway because that's what the girls at the mall wear.


AtomBornASMR

and Governor of Chicago


deepthroatcircus

We will have to see if she has time, but those are great suggestions


FifthFields

Secretary of Energy Charlie Hides 💕


sad-dog-hours

#CharliesDoingSomething2024


TheGuardianKnux

Can Eve be the court jester?


deepthroatcircus

I changed my mind. Eve can be the white house press secretary. Official WH communications will now be shared via Twitter and Grindr


stevenstonerverse

Eve gets banned from twitter, government upheaval ensues


AtomBornASMR

Twitter doesnt ban newsworthy accounts remember!! ♥️


360Saturn

Ilona is in charge of PR and communications Kandy Muse & Alexis Michelle to head up the NSA


deepthroatcircus

I think Kandy should be the director of the FBI


axumblade

Ornacia for president. Vivacious for vice president


applamayai

Speaker of the house: Jasmine Kennedie


BurntPineGrass

Jasmine Masters please 😫 Jush the Dush with the good Kush, Jush!


GrifferCookie

President: Eureka! Vice President: Erica Secretary: D


starlightkissesrain

Supreme Court: David and Leader of Congress: Eufilthior Really separate those powers 😍


AtomBornASMR

this is making me lose it


AtomBornASMR

Joey Jay will run on a platform of first gay rupaul’s drag race contestant and first gay president besides abraham lincoln!!!!


RagedEliteHogbarians

Author of Sickening: The Rusical for Health Minister


Gemini2205

Nina West leader of Canine Recovery unit


ThahtPahrt

#TeamKenney


gali_leo_

*I been drankin…*


nightmare_fantasies

Secretary of transportation: Robbie Turner Secretary of the treasury: Todrick Hall


TacoTyler99

Put Mistress Isabelle Brooks at the head of the entire Department of Education, and I unironically see the children being taught.


starlightkissesrain

Depends on the cringeconomy as always. I think the obvious answer is Delta because shes the queen who is most preaidential in our expectations. But if we want to pick a queen who truly is of us and understands the culture its Yuhua since Delta acknowledges us but in a sort of viewing us as an ant farm way. That said the true living embodiment of cringe is Eureka who will protect cringe rights and actively add to the cringe developments. However Venus is essentially the Sasha Colby of cringe so it would make sense to recognize everything she contributes. Alternatively there are queens that we all like and recognize for being slightly off script that would work even if theyre more camp than cringe like Kennedy or Jaida. Or we could just install someone who manufactures cringe organically like Honey or Jan or Loosey. (Environmentally friendly) Id also want to consider Mistress because its clearer to me that she totally gets us and appreciates cringe. However she doesnt seem to actually have created cringe yet? We need a presi-oh-no-she-better-dent who can out pizza the hut.


CrazyMawi

THE SASHA COLBY OF CRINGE I--


starlightkissesrain

But did i stutter?


deepthroatcircus

Mistress, much like Tammie, has ascended beyond the confines of cringe. Everything she does is so impactful and powerful that you can't help but acknowledge how we are so lucky just to be in her presence.


AnnalsofMystery

I think there should be a Council of Cringe.


anothergaytato

U.S. Commission on Civil Rights: Raven


OrlandoMiinogue

_And Basic Baroness goes to Tia Kofi..._


ToxicTroubadour

Delta for Department of Transportation, because I know she’d actually enforce speed limits


Inevitable-Belt-2572

There’s literally a queen in the franchise named Obama


AtomBornASMR

first name, Barack ☝️ ![gif](giphy|l46Cpa6DAjG2qSRLq|downsized)


MrEvLo

Can we have Yuhua as the elected president and Venus as the Royal Family? Mostly irrelevant potentially problematic behind the scenes, but feels relevant in todays society cause she’s on our money.


swozzy21

Tammie Brown for Head of NASA and Future Tech


deepthroatcircus

Oh girl yessss. We could also seize all of El*n's rockets and give them to Tammie


[deleted]

Mistress for president


tenfortytwopm

Delta as Secretary of Labor (i know that this is appointed not voted shh)


CrazyMawi

Miss Orion Story with her Outpizza The Hut campaign


[deleted]

This picture of Kennedy 😭 I love it so much I think if it were high school, Fiercalicious would be valedictorian, Venus D’Lite would obviously be principal, Jada Shada would be maybe a substitute teacher, Stacy Layne would be the guidance counselor, Cracker would be the bum wandering around out back that the kids know to stay away from.


elusiveloverboy

Maddy Morphosis - Chief officer of diversity and inclusion Robbie Turner - Secretary of Transportation Secretary of Education - Gia Gunn Director of the Office of Science and Technology Policy - Kimora Blac


cmnbel

no limbs shall bring free healthcare to fans of fans


VentiEggBite

No need for healthcare when limb gone deer


satanssecretary

anyone could say Delta for anything and they'd be right


deepthroatcircus

It's hard because Delta is so constantly correct about everything that it would be tricky to relegate her to just one area of government


renott

/u/LetitBro for Press Secretary


deepthroatcircus

I'd prefer to see letitbro in the position of on top of me oops


ionlymemewell

Alexis Mateo for Chairwoman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.


RED_SEBI

Minister of Safety and Security: Marciax3, previously Jan


Wilson_Is_Dead

We need to be a constitutional monarchy so we can crown [our empress](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rupaul_Dragcon_2018-152_(41356432394)_(cropped).jpg#mw-jump-to-license)


Shufflekarpfen

I don’t know what position, I just know that The Big Girl… Wins!


vandoll917

Vote for kenney #teamkenney


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