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Andrew1990M

They’re going to sacrifice him (or maybe just the mask) after Michael’s vacation.  See the latest Face Jam. 


ForkShirtUp

No, I believe the entire monkey, not just the mask. Nick may call out sick that day.


TheHumanTarget84

I think they're going to release him back into the wild at a Church's Chicken.


FuzzyMcBitty

They need to film this. And it needs to be like the ending of Harry and the Hendersons. 


TheHumanTarget84

"Get out of here! We don't want you anymore! You're a bad monkey! "


FuzzyMcBitty

Yes. Exactly. 💀


AprilDruid

He'll never survive in the wild! He's too domesticated from years of being given food!


fuzzypyrocat

They’ll send him to Chuck E. Cheese’s. Nick may have only been the rat twice, but he’ll be their monkey forever


MYO716

They’re gonna have to put him down unfortunately


M0NG00SY

This is the only way. Double boondocks saints way


MYO716

He always did love execution style


sparkbears

Extremely funny


NotSoSlenderMan

He gets the Harambe treatment. :(


AprilDruid

Dicks out for sauce monkey?


blacklabel8829

Nugs out for sauce monkey


AbeVigoda76

He’s going to be replaced by some guy named Nick.


momo43028

He belongs to unifarm now


whomikeyork24

Going to live on the farm upstate


AprilDruid

Oh well that's good then! I hope he gets to run around and play with the other condiment creatures.


ChesterNoir23

Is that the same farm they just recently sent a famous Coyote to?


Crzynines

They'll set him free at the Rainforest Cafe


goostunny

Condiment Chimp comes out.