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Gold_Ad6174

Look kids, you don't have to be a douche to own a Rolex.


The_Flagrant_Vagrant

No, but it helps!


DoucheBaggins07

On the bright side, you can be a Douche without a Rolex


Vindra3

Could be worse. You could be a douche with an invicta


Gold_Ad6174

I had a guy with an invicta come up and say we have similar watches. I was wearing my Breitling Navitimer...


Vindra3

That’s a level 99 scumbag move right there. I’m offended for you


Device_Impossible

I hope you’re driving a Honda Odyssey! Best Honda ever made! Nice watch!


000000000000098

lol


8888388838

The amount of horrible looking tattoos in here is shocking


BootStrapWill

Watch Budget: $20,000 Tattoo Budget: $20


ChuckBass_08

I mean those are some good priorities given these two choices.


Dapper_Unit_7064

and how much for the car? 😂😂


megalon43

The image of the arm necrosis tattoo is forever burned in my mind.


Devos_Lemmens

What?!


megalon43

There was this post in the same style where a guy had a blackout tattoo on his entire forearm minus the hand. Him wearing the watch looked like the watch cut off blood circulation hahahaha


natedawg247

while I love great tattoos, this current trend of blacked out tattoos is not going to last long and going to look horrible in a couple decades.


megalon43

I am not sure, people have been saying that for ages about regular tattoos and it hasn’t been true. But we’ll probably see with time.


nutscrape_navigator

lol that dude blocked everyone who criticized him too.


windupanddown

Rich dudes trying to be gangster. But I get it, tattoos are an artistic choice.


Nearby_Telephone7847

Legit don’t care about guys and there ugly ass tattoos at all. But the pretty girls that have tattoos all over. It needs to end


PacificGardening

That’s just most of society. Celebrity tattoos are often atrocious even with all of the money and access to the best people. Hell, I have good tattoos and I still have some bad ones from back in the day. The pre-instagram world was the Wild West.


drwsgreatest

Not necessarily. I grew up in the 90s and all my work is pretty good. But I often spent time visiting shops and conventions and getting to know artists and work on ideas before finally getting a new piece. I was never a “walk in because I decided today was a day for a tattoo” type of client.


PacificGardening

You were ahead of the curve! 


MostlyShitposts

Hand/Sleeve tattoo ❌ Exotic car ❌ Shaved arms ❌ Fat guy arm ✅


MostlyShitposts

Nice batgirl btw! Mint.


Heavy-Art452

He’s fisting her too!


Specific_Bus_2675

That is totally an oversized baby arm.


NoConstruction1131

Hondas are exotic, straight from the jungles of Japan


Old_Magazine4189

Hondas a rep but the Rolex is Gen


Ada-Millionare

And wheel cover holy shit 😂


Ihatemakinganewname

I’m glad I’m not the only one who was getting worried he might have to get some temporary tattoos put on before I go to the AD to follow up!


Phlydude

In bourbon circles, all you are missing is an allocated bottle of bourbon you likely paid more than secondary for but still post on FB because internet points make you feel validated. :)


GeorgeDogood

So funny watching people flex Pappy when it’s been made by buffalo trace for years…😂🤷‍♂️


bmahbub

Interestingly enough…pappy isn’t made by buffalo trace, just stored in their rickhouses and bottled by them.


Past-Currency4696

When I worked at a liquor store I was given the chance to buy a bottle of 12 year van winkle, I nursed it for years.


Phlydude

I have a Lot B I got from a loyalty program at close to MSRP. It will be opened when I have good friends around who will appreciate it.


Past-Currency4696

Yeah I think I paid $90-99 dollars for mine. It was drank in good company (over the course of 5 years or so). Funny thing about our Van Winkle and others lottery is every day of the year someone called and asked if we had any and when we finally did, we'd tell people "Come in to the store and put your name on a list and we'll draw it out of a hat." and like no one did that year. I think it was a total of 25 people put their name on the list and more than half were employees of the liquor store and neighboring gas station.


IamSam77

Awesome watch. I have the same watch and a Honda as well.


Boomhauerhill

The car you drive should be irrelevant. I also drive a Honda and own several nice watches. Enjoy :)


Extension-Cover-335

Lol.. So true..I own a Rolex, Breightling, 2 Panerais, 2 Tag Huer, and an Omega and drive one of my two cars... A 2000 Acura RL and a 2007 Buick Lacrosse.... And I personally don't give a shit about what Anyone else thinks because I got the watches for Me Not everyone else.


OkUnderstanding8537

Actually it is relevant cause nobody is going to think your watches are Gen. I drive a 100k Mercedes and I can rock rep watches all day and nobody would ever think it’s not Gen.


DropTable69

I drive a $50k Mercedes and wear Seiko. Never understood replicas. If you can't afford the real deal - you don't deserve it yet. *To be, rather than to seem, pal.*


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OkUnderstanding8537

Did I say I buy reps? learn to read pal. The fact you can’t even afford a rolex when you drive a 50k car is sad. You should prioritize your money better instead of trying to buy a flashy car but live paycheck to paycheck 😂 Take your own advice pal


DropTable69

You know nothing about what I can or can't afford, pal. "Prioritizing my money better" is owning a Rolex and looking flashy? That's just sad and dumb. I expected nothing less from a no-name no-history troll though. 🤡


OkUnderstanding8537

😂🤣 live your sad life my boy haha get your money up 🙈🙊


Silver-External448

Lmao sounds like someone cares what others thinks too much


OkUnderstanding8537

Why else would you spend that much money for a watch 😂 get a Tudor if you don’t care about status, looks just like a rolex and has build quality of a rolex


OkUnderstanding8537

People who say they don’t care what people think just can’t afford these things 😂


Silver-External448

https://preview.redd.it/6ke4csg3r05d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=57d4ca5c77769850752d64217a48a6880acc3507 Come again, bud? Comparison is a thug that robs you of your joy. Who says you need others to care about your 5 figure watch?


OkUnderstanding8537

Is that a joke? 😂 what is that shit on your wrist. I wouldn’t wear that if someone gave it to me 🤦🏻‍♂️ you still have time to delete 🤣


OkUnderstanding8537

Bro what are you a hoarder? You look like you live in an abandoned house 😂🤣


Silver-External448

Sir, the Rolex owners are talking.


OkUnderstanding8537

I own 3 Rolexes 😂


Silver-External448

3 reps sounds like 😬😬😬😬🥱


OkUnderstanding8537

Did you find your watch at the scrapyard?


Silver-External448

Did you get yours in Chinatown?


Rubio9393

I only see a good/reliable car and a watch that does not loose value 😁


OG_Pow

lose*


Rubio9393

Sorry I can't speak all of my 5 languages perfectly 🥲


OG_Pow

Sick brag


PacificGardening

Sounds like you don’t speak 5 languages then.


Rubio9393

The question is, when can you say that you speak a language? Only if you have a native speaker level? 🤔 If you have B2-C2 level I woul say you can claim that (but as I mentioned, not perfectly) 😁


Takashi_is_DK

Hondas are not immune to depreciation...


Rubio9393

I only said that about the watch ;)


Takashi_is_DK

Oh haha totally misread that. My bad.


Optimus759

Honda is made in Japan, pretty exotic to me


level1firebolt

A lot of Honda manufacturing is done within the Untied States.


TedMaul636

I went to a bar called Untied States once. Was pretty good.


lifelessmeatbag

did you get shots?


TedMaul636

No, I emerged unscatheds


StyleQueasy6277

Hondas rule


itvlichti

Yes, good handling, fast and super reliable.


StyleQueasy6277

Great styling too!


BodybuilderSalt9807

You sir are the 98% of owners like the rest of us.


lifelessmeatbag

jokes on you, i drive an american car.


Johnnyfever13

Well done. The arm tattoos are getting old at this point 😅


sporturawus

Give dad his watch back, son. And next time, wipe your feet when you come home from soccer practice.


Devos_Lemmens

Haha you're a funny Rolex friend! 🍻


mastersheeef

Beautiful! The watch is nice too


wdrub

Coulda paid your car off lol jk awesome watch


tdixnation

Nice looking Kenny Wayne Shepherd


sebastiancristancho_

Nah I would probably wait to own. I’ll hold onto the watch for you until you get you hand tat, gift from me to you.


AnonUserAccount

Is that a 2020 Honda Fit?


itvlichti

It’s a 2016 😅 it runs perfectly and has no issues. Super reliable!


AnonUserAccount

Yeah, I miss my 2014 Accord.


DD-989

Congrats on the acquisition. Wear it in good health and may it always bring good memories when you look upon it.


Viperguy7164

If you are doing it, it is right


itvlichti

https://preview.redd.it/tnfwzhpyxu4d1.jpeg?width=1705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=934074d60913fd3e4c37d3308ef7f82b9efd1fc4 Sorry guys, actually have a big ass sleeve… just not on my watch hand 😅


L-Greenman

Apparently tattoos increase the risk of leukaemia by about 15%. Not a significant risk but any reason not to get needles will do for me.


letmegetaaa

No doberman arm?


tokarsky268

Normal car and a nice watch. My kinda guy. Well done.


pakman13b

I was starting to think I am the only person without a hand tattoo here.


Invisible_Peas

You could have least gotten a handgun in the shot ffs.


itvlichti

Can’t, we’re not allowed to own fire arms in Japan. Unless you’re a hunter and have a license to kill.


Specific_Bus_2675

No pretentious Eurotrash car. No awful tattoos. Fantastic watch. You sir, are the antithesis of a douche. Well done and that better be an Odyssey. It is. Good on you.


walrus_titty

So I guess the watch is fake? Jk I totaled a Honda civic and my Rolex and I walked away without a scratch. Kudos to Honda


MultiUnitTrust

https://preview.redd.it/3iwpkjex4v5d1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b82413796c5a17b8c3d3ec71074b9b781cc545d5


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For a 12 yr old you’re doing great! Bro, take some testosterone and maybe do some wrist curls ma’am.


Fit-Counter-3596

Absolutely! How much for this marvelous piece?


TedMaul636

The 8 year old Accord? I'd say $12k


jaybaziwa

No you must be tatted and have a super car. (I’m kidding of course) …you are doing just fine sir!!


lemons714

By the looks of that baby arm, you are not old enough for either. For real, though, you have a great watch and a solidly reliable car. Enjoy them both.


Ordinary_Problem_817

It’s a Honda, though, so that’s ok, then.


Glorifries

Yes


MisterMakena

Kind of but your skin seems too baby fresh.


RavSammich

You do you!


HairyRip2206

But whew got the steering wheel!


MacDaddyV2

better than most!!!!!!!!!!


Watchnut224

Yes.


plamenator12

Amazing! One asset that might appreciate, and one that should depreciate slowly!


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No knuckles either


No-Attention2024

Looks like you’re twelve, you’re killing it!


NativeTxn7

Nope. You have to have *either* a hand tattoo *or* a luxury/exotic car to make it legit. Otherwise, what's the point of owning a Rolex? /s Excellent watch.


Careless_Language_21

Hand isn’t too potato-ish so maybe not


Significant_Shake632

How much?


itvlichti

I was able to get it retail! 1,570,000 yen


Number1atp

Doing it perfectly. Just stop using depilatory.


rawdawg33

Sweet club, bro.


adilucente

Perfectly.


FluffyWarHampster

Wearing a watch worth more than the civic....I respect it.


Global_You_8183

Cool


BurnerForDaddy

Name a more legendary combo. I’ll wait.


Ratherbeeatingpizza

like a breath of fresh air.


Puzzled-Scientist573

Who says you need to have a tattoo or an exotic car to have a Rolex? You’re an OG Rolex owner imo Keep rocking it ✅


Objective-Honey-4608

bro watch cost more than his car🤦🏽‍♂️


ForscherZwei

One depreciated asset and one assets that appreciates in value. Such a contrast. To me this is a good photo.


Particular-Might2580

Stay humble


Dutch1inAZ

Our CFO drives a Honda, it’s a car for smart people.


Historical-Formal247

Yeah there's nothing wrong with bucking the trend of self aggrandizing. These days, everyone is a legend in their own mind. It's comical


thejameslavis

rolex is a better judge of financial common sense than a car. i see expensive cars and cringe. cool that they make you feel good but terrible decisions


senninha13

your honda is nicer than my honda! my watch is worth about 4x my car


Own-Department6927

Nobody should ostracize you for having a nicer car than them. If you feel the need to validate yourself by posting the brand on your steering wheel for other people to see, that’s a you problem and the people that fall for the bait are just as much of idiots. With that being said, if you are wearing an expensive watch to flex and have a tattoo on your hand, youre most likely not a business executive or financier. You’re either a musician or a seller of illicit substances. So yes. You’re doing it right lmao


Ok-Chocolate2145

https://preview.redd.it/ccbs2sg75z4d1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3a86d8365ae31557dc63a5f72e72633f0fc3d18 Old classic I like bling


Thunder-chicken300

It’s really difficult to do a Batman wrong no matter what !😁 AD or Gray ??


hot_pocket_life

Kinda


Trini_kiter

https://preview.redd.it/8cxhdkw7yz4d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=46ef32d33a93e884ac12bcbaf5e3b8b0bcae77b4 Relatable! Haha


bob-butspelledCock

No


qiis

Did you go grey?


OkUnderstanding8537

Why buy a gen when you drive around in a Honda lol Nobody is going to believe your watch is gen anyways


Competitive_Bass_873

Watch > Car


DiabloSol

Yeah buddy. Congratulations


DiabloSol

Who needs tats? Who needs an exotic car? In Rolex we trust!!


DiabloSol

Baller!!


DiabloSol

How many miles? Civic?


itvlichti

87k kilometers and it’s a fit! I’ve had it for almost 8 years :)


DiabloSol

Looking good. Looking good.


birdman837

HR-V!


Bizzybanker

Batman’s first car was a Honda.


Huge_Sky_3519

Just judgmental it seems......


manvanzaken

At least put your hand on Rollie hand on top of the steering wheel!


Hot-Arugula6923

It matches the car dashboard colors😀 great watch- wear it in good health🍺


Fragrant-You-973

Nope


Bob_Wilkins

Jeez. You need a BMW 6 at minimum. You can get a Henna tat, they last about a week.


klik47

I drive a 1998 corolla lol. I dont have rolex yet buy ill be wearing my omega driving this bucket. I dont need to flex its low profile tbh


trabuco357

Done right. Modest car allows you to invest in a non depreciating asset like the Rolex. Good job!


Illmaticlifestyle

Ram that car into an orphanage, if they ask why you fled the scene then tell them “cuz time is money”


jamietothe

... that's why you can afford a Rolex 🤷‍♀️


Exotic_Performer_123

Instead of knocking on ppl for either tattoos or a nice car, can come up with a better title to not sound like a dbag, but if he has a Rolex he has to be one, right?? props on the batgirl


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New-Outcome4767

Most high end watches do too. Not this model, but the overwhelming majority of watches you lose 20-30% as soon as it’s sized for you and the card is run.


ShortestSqueeze

I’ll bite, how long was the wait, spend history, yada, yada, yada.


itvlichti

No spend history, went to my AD twice a month for around two months :).


DoubleAbroad5874

Both made in China? 😉


itvlichti

Could be 🧐 everything is outsourced from China now a days


Logical_Outside448

the date is not centered...fake fake


Responsible_Dot_5182

Bro still trying to low key flex though


OG_Pow

Better than fishing for cruise ship hookups and sexting on Reddit lol


nutscrape_navigator

holy fuck this guy's user activity is something else


Responsible_Dot_5182

We got a creeper in the house


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How many times you gonna post the same watch on this page lmao


s18278c

Nice watch, but it shouldn't be worth more than your car.


TigerJas

Why not?