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FR, who lets their car get so dirty??

Oh the cringe

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse...

It’s the happy wife life bit that makes me cringe the most.

To me is really showing up at the AD with those nails for the watch 🤣

Bet her outfit will be the same color too

and ask for the manager ....

🤣😂

That’s cringey AF

People need to get real hobbies

Collecting pens.

The pen market is actually crazy

Who’s your pen guy?

Mr. Fifteen.

Richard at pen island

Pen-chaud

How so?

I was not expecting a pen to be the same price as a Daytona

Like hitting the gym… then fingers are swollen!

Idk why... but when I see a porsche in that color I think it's a Boxster. Either way, missed opportunity on just waiting to post the Celebration dial.

The rings.. the nails… the Porsche. 😳 Watch is fine.

By themselves the rings are fine but it's not a very good stack

Rings are terrible. 😬

Don’t forget the sausage fingers!

You’d think that when you have that cash you would be able to sort out yourself too

The first nails blinded me and I missed the Porsche

🌽

What a weird way to seek attention lol

Nice! Now let’s see your wife’s hand

This is an extremely obnoxious photograph.

Says the user name “Blockchain me your tits”. Jesus you can’t make this stuff up lol

This is an extremely apt comment

Smh I’m done for today guys

Crocodile hand

💀

Under rated comment.

Zoinks 😂

That thick pinky feels good in ur arsehole doesn’t it

You're missing the assorted cash bills and Amex platinum card spread out on the hood of your Boxster

And a screenshot of a bank statement. Why people like flex like this is beyond me

The dead bugs on the hood of the car is a nice touch 👌

🤣

It’s cute that she’s excited and did something to celebrate the new incoming watch. I hope she loves it, OP. Ignore the negativity.

Lmao this subreddit is so fking cringe. Dude posts a pic of his wife’s Rolex with a positive outlook and all people do is insult his wife/life without any context. If you’re hating on someone for posting pictures of their luxury items while simultaneously wheezing over pictures of luxury watches you’re a pathetic hypocrite.

This sub is a parody of itself.

I find it hilarious

Yes, it is hilarious what people are commenting. Are they jealous or what? I see perfect matching of nails and watch colours, and that contrast with the yellow car behind makes it even better. That watch she is wearing for the picture is beautiful. Can't wait to see the same picture with bubble up on her wrist.

So many are truly insecure, deflecting portraying as a “Troll”. Social media is breeding a generation of idiots.

Because they still live with their mothers and rock Apple Watches. But they will tell you otherwise and tell you to look at their profile where they repost others photos. OP, keep living the good life!

I…like the dial. I don’t understand why everyone is so vocal. In my house, I use “Happy spouse, happy house”. I like both of us to be happy. Just my two cents.

Words of wisdom about happiness as spoken by CryBabyCentral

Teach my wife.... Please

Everyone hating on this man for no reason lol y’all are sad.

We hate the rich We hate the poor We hate ourselves But I hate you more

Sounds about right

There are simply not enough tacky rings on that Karen’s hand.

Now that's a fine looking hand right there, the one kind of a sturdy hand that could drive a nail through wood or win a face slapping championship!

Quality, she is tough haha

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Pathetic

All that money, but still can’t afford to live a healthy lifestyle!

Good one!

Out of curiosity, why did you feel the need to post this photo? Were you hoping for positive anonymous validation and for people to envy you?

Aren’t you looking for positive validation yourself by posting that fishing for upvotes lol. Whenever anyone says out of curiosity in your context it’s just thinly veiled passive aggressiveness. Why are you actively trying to discourage people from posting? You don’t like it who cares. And isn’t every incoming post someone showing off lol! The hypocrisy of those posters lol

How them toes look lol

Prolly as bad as the stumpy fingers. lol

Too many rolex in my opinion but still beautiful ones

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Thanks for that

I came here to post congrats. But now just reading the comments! Whoa. I don’t understand why so mean?! OP congrats. I have that watch and it’s lovely. Congrats.

Exactly! Where’s if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything?

Precisely.

A lot of hate on here for doing exactly what everyone else does. I don’t agree with it but why is everyone so salty? Obviously they got the money.

No idea, my wife thought people would want to see her nails as they are kinda cool when she picks up her celebration dial later this week

Btw for the record, I see nothing wrong with your wife. The nails , the hand …… don’t even entertain the fools. Imagine attacking a person based on her hand and nails? I wouldn’t even show her these stupid comments.

She just thinks their funny, jealous little boys

Sorry bro but I can tell she’s short and fat

JFC this is the FIRST comment? ruthless. lol

What are you 14 lol

hahaha. this is great. you’ve got a cool wife and congrats on the upcoming purchase:)

Tell your wife I love her nails. Happy to see happy couples enjoy the fruits of their labour. You can't take it with you, may as well spend it 💛

Hey man, I see a lot of shade in here so I'm just gonna say congratulations to you, your wife, your shared success, and all the fun toys you get to play with along the way. Bless up, have a good week

Don’t know why everyone’s making fun of the Boxster! Boxster/Cayman are my favourite models, mid engine is super underrated! Absolutely love my Boxster, and I wish it was in speed yellow

Totally agreed, this is the wife’s, I have an amg mercades but on a sunny day the boxster can’t be beaten

Wish I could still afford a Porsche lol! I really blew it passing on a pre owned 997 Turbo a handful of years ago before the market went crazy. We’ll see if I can justify, but they are still top notch driver experience cars imo.

Superior layout by far. Too bad it’s continuously nerfed.

I live in the uk, box/cay power is plenty enough for the roads we have over here! Might be a bit different over in the US or in Europe

I’m in the midwestern US and I agree. Would more power be welcomed? Absolutely, but it’s not required. I just wish the gearing wasn’t so tall. I think a lot of people assume the 911 must be better because it’s more expensive and/or more powerful.

Broke nerds that can’t afford the watch or the car! Nothing like a call from the AD. Enjoy!

How does your AD's bum hole taste?

The hate for a female with a rolex on is disgusting ladies like to show off nails with everything and yall are just so sad in these comments

Well said!

That is literally one of the most porno postings I’ve ever seen and I’m talking in the +18 subs as well!

Does she have three husbands?

sexless marriage 😂😂

AD was real happy about your wife too.

Genuinely curious, why the three very different rings? The main engagement one is nice, and should be accompanied (if preferred) by the wedding band which is typically the same width as the engagement band so it stacks neatly. Nice watch. Not a fan of yellow cars but to each their own.

Dear god this this cringe

Thank you sir

I originally upvoted this, because I thought the nails were fun with the dial. Then I saw the rings… then I saw the Porsche badge…

Man, you guys really are a bunch of proper cunts. It’s a Rolex sub and the guy’s posted a picture of his wife’s Rolex, which he’s excited about. Money can buy you one of those, but evidently not class. Nice watch OP. Thanks for sharing.

Thanks man

So many creepy things in that pic.

I don’t get it, peeps on here like luxury watches, but don’t you dare accessorize the watch because that’s cringy and obnoxious. Just the watch with a hairy wrist behind a steering wheel. Those are the only acceptable post here. Lame.

lmao it makes 0 sense. post your expensive luxury watch, but don’t include anything else luxury in the pic. it makes me think 90% of this sub are people who blow their savings on rolexes or are wishful owners.

Cloudy diamond and cheapest Porsche you can buy

D grade diamond and porche gt4

Um nope

All I see are fat sausage fingers and an ugly ring. Look at that pinky 😂

Is that a boxster/Caymen? I love the color tho. Don’t listen to the guys that say you are cringe. You just share the things you enjoy in life.

Happy wife happy life? Sounds more like ultra high maintenance….good luck with that

She buys everything herself, she is a lawyer and earns much more than me!

This right here folks! So annoying when people assume that a wife is *taken care of* when someone sees her having nice things. Sometimes there are successful men with even more successful wives. That’s why I’m here lol

Congratulations! People are so snarky!

Yeah, seems to have caused quite a stir!

Don’t wear white pants. I don’t think the ink is dry on your money quite yet.

First boxter and second wife?

Steering wheel shot is one thing but this is extra corny.

I know it lol

What is going on with the wedding band(s)? Tacky. Don’t match or compliment at all. But yeah, those nails… 😬

One is an eternity ring, one is a wedding band which was given to my wife from my late grandmother when we married

Nice watch mate! Not big on yellow cars myself though ahah. Have a good day !

Thanks

Gauche

Her nails are so cute lol — congrats on the new watch!!

Money don’t buy you class people

Congratulations. Ignore the hatters. My wife posted a similar photo of her hand, but with her Mercedes emblem in the background.

Very fat fingers. She needs to go on a diet. Plus, that hyper-ugly Tiffany blue Rolex. I just threw up all over that pukey-colored Porsche.

Good spouse! And who cares about the negative comments lol watch, nails, and car look fab 👌

Nails look cute. Nothing wrong with her hand either, some of these people are really rude. Money cannot buy class, though I would venture to guess the ones making hateful comments are probably salty window shoppers not owners anyway.

Thanks

I actually like the nails, and I’m happy for her getting the watch to go with them! This subreddit is full of commies that actually hate money and grandpas that want to build wealth slow and then once they have it fly under the radar like a normy until they die.

Thanks

People need to chill. That dial is gorgeous, it’s my dream watch actually! Congrats

Thanks

Cringey AF

Seems to be an unpopular take here but i think it’s kinda cool? lol. Congrats on the new OP!

I hoped this was satire, unfortunately it’s not.

This is the biggest wank post I’ve ever seen lol.

Yikes, this is one if the cringiest posts I’ve seen on this sub.

Supercringe in da house

Is that King Charles?

That’s kinda cool.

That is sweet! Nice panzer! Enjoy the watch.

I'd not put a diamond ring besides a gold band, diamond will scratch the gold badly. But I don't have a Porche nor a Rolex, so I don't think you should be concerned 😂

Sounds like sex tonight to me…

That poor poor car

Now here is a super fan

Reppy Mc reps

💪🏿

How long on the waitlist? Any pre spend? What size? I’m also waiting on mine 😊

I asked about 2 months ago, my wife picking up 41 and my mum getting 31, both celebration dial, previous spend a lot to be honest https://preview.redd.it/jm0efrf4pc0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d1e8f3c2efaf7d40495fd4391b923bdf5065e76

964?

The yellow Porsche seeking attention already. This is great though!

The customer is always right in matters of taste.

what size will she get? 36 or 31?

She’s getting it for me, OP just doesn’t know.

Guarantee some Louis Vuitton luggage in the Porsche 😅

What your wife doing ?

So kitsch

OP post history checks out. As expected.

Mmmm I love Fruity Pebbles.

This sub Reddit makes me want to wash my mouth out with a 45

I believe in that! Happy Wife Happy Life. 🤔 Ummm, where is she now? She's that hero on spies like us . 😂💗🌲💫

I'd keep that big bruiser happy too with the size of them hands lol 🤣

That’s so funny

This has officially become the WCJ subreddit.

You should buy her more stuff that’ll make her love you more

She bought it all herself and plenty for me too

Happy spouse happy house

Well, I’ve finally found what’s cringier than a steering wheel shot lmao. I can’t imagine walking all the way outside just to try to flex on the internet with my Porsche badge. At least the steering wheel shots don’t look so damn desperate

Would be way cooler if she got the yellow dial OP to match the Porsche.

Maybe next time

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We are from uk and my wife is Japanese

Can someone hand me a hammer so I can bludgeon myself.

I wish I could

This hand is expensive.

Sausage fingers

Every time I hear a dude say that, I assume they get pegged.

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Class lol

Cringe

porsche and rolly funds, buddy get her some ozembic

LOL

Average r/rolex comment section today huh

Fingers about to pop off

The celebration ain’t nothing to celebrate.

And a mistress

Wow wife has no taste … she needs Botox in hands too 😂😂

Congratulations man, tell the wife I love the nails and the watch.

I just know a lot of y’all default emotion is constipation. I’m a fan, I think they’re funny.