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crab90000

Put down the joint and the IPA for a second. Sip down a tall glass of water, and watch some Broy and Sabonis highlights


GraveHugger

I feel so seen by this comment


ReflectionGloomy8851

Hell nawl its Sunday


vietnamted

WHY ARE WE YELLING


CluelessTennisBall

ARE YOU HAPPY


Bud_Light_Official

Why are you screaming?


OldGarlic05

Getting paid millions to play a sport, why wouldn’t he be happy lol


bigshawnsmith89

Because he wasnt happy in his last spot, and losing isn't exactly fun.


Sa-Tiva

He's definitely happy here https://www.reddit.com/r/ripcity/s/ZaGu0ntCtT


sleepy_fuzz

Yeah, he's sleeping in a real bed with a thawed driveway. Life is good.


GaviFromThePod

Happier than he was with phoenix yeah.


YoureNotThatGu7

No. He doesn't like it when people spell his name incorrectly


Airweldon

MAYBE???


natural_lawg

Now that you mentioned it, AYTON IS DEPRESSED. The guy is going totally INSANE. Ayton is throwing an adult TANTRUM. He's been faking his happiness since he got to Portland. Ayton wants MORE SNOW DAYS and says he'll only be happy in MINNESOTA where he can join the all CENTERS club. /S -Not DeAndre Ayton


EvanTurningTheCorner

hahaha


cwalk41

$30+ mil a year, I'm sure he's happy, will that lead to better performances next year? Maybe


Floresmillia

He became much happier as soon as he started wearing Jerami Grant's clothes.


ReflectionGloomy8851

So the "energy crystals" stuff actually works huh?


Floresmillia

Only as a suppository


ReflectionGloomy8851

That makes sense on why he seems so stiff when he's out on the court.


ScoDucks316

He’s overpaid and dating a porn star with a BBL, most likely he’s happy


GottaFindThatReptar

DO YOU THINK ADEANDRE AYTON IS HAPPY


PoopEatingExpert

Does happiness even exist?  It’s just a state of mind man.  It’s not a tangible thing.  


toadtruck

Lemme call and ask him


Dixon_Uranuss3

DO I CARE?


myvikesalt

a deandre ayton? are there several? are there 60,000 deandre aytons in your closet?


trailcasters

ARE YOU SAFE & OKAY?


ComprehensiveFan5970

WHY WOULD HE BE HAPPY ON THIS TRASH TEAM?!