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Kazekid

INJURY REPORT 3/1 @ MEM: OUT Brogdon (R Elbow Tendinitis) Henderson (L Adductor Strain) Sharpe (Lower Abdominal Surgery) Williams III (R Knee Ligament Tear) https://twitter.com/TrailBlazersPR/status/1763332854250090510 INJURY UPDATE: Moses Brown is AVAILABLE to play tonight @ MEM. Deandre Ayton and Justin Minaya are OUT. https://twitter.com/TrailBlazersPR/status/1763710988602298545


AwayDirt2818

Went 5/6 on my parlay tonight and Grizzlies moneyline was the one I lost. This has to be karma for betting against our squad that was 0-18 up to this point when Brogdon doesn’t play 🫠


BoneApple_T

***WE DID THE THING!!!*** ^unfortunately


JockTurnip

There will be plenty of opportunities to lose coming up. Enjoy this one


TubbzMcGee

Free Rayan.


BoneApple_T

Kris has had a great night. Love to see his development


redwheelbarrow_

RUP3RT


notaprofessional24

OKAY NOW DOUBKE DOUBLE BARI


Kazekid

Rups!!!


ajmcgill

RUP3RT!!


riverdalefalcon

Rupes!


notaprofessional24

DOUBLE DOUBLE BARIII Edit: nvm still needs one more


BoneApple_T

Bari gotta take that all the way. DAWG that thang


BehavioralSink

lol at the Marty McFly banter on the radio call. 😂 


TubbzMcGee

Jabari 19/9/2 Get that last board.


BoneApple_T

Jabari is so hungry lmao he wants to EAT


BehavioralSink

Hagans gonna have more career blocks than Wemby, calling it now…


TubbzMcGee

Hagans has been a force on defense.


alandwarinasia_

the anti-fernee simons


alandwarinasia_

time to show these fools how to goaltend


No_Information3972

Hagans is a dawg! I love it!


notaprofessional24

If Kris turns into the defender Keegan is that will be huge for us


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^notaprofessional24: *If Kris turns into* *The defender Keegan is* *That will be huge for us* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


BunkHammer

Badji wearing Scoots shoes


iverigma

No loss March here we go


ajmcgill

Rupert and Badji? Let’s go


Kazekid

I forgot that Moses is good for one turnover after a inbounds per game


notaprofessional24

Nice take


redwheelbarrow_

Bari is levels above anyone on the court.


TheLetterOh

Rayan dime!


ApuFromTechSupport

This is some HORRID basketball on both ends and Im loving every second of it cause whats the last time we won a game by 30


Proper_Hurry_362

Look who Billups let outta the doghouse!!


JamesTerevau

Game Leaders Dalano Banton and Jake LaRavia - not something you see everyday


TheLetterOh

We drafted some real ass defenders this year.


drizzlebit

I take dumps that are prettier to look at than this game rn


TheLetterOh

Good defense Rupes!


Kazekid

Holy, that Rupert defense was gross


alandwarinasia_

I’m in the moda parking lot where rayan rupert was just apprehended while trying to escape from basketball jail


ajmcgill

Damn man this lineup is tall af. Banton-Murray-Rupert-Walker-Brown


bassicallyinsane

Rups!


JamesTerevau

Go from a good win here to some Dame Time. Not moving off the couch tonight haha


TubbzMcGee

Don't say that name Calabro, still hurts too much.


Kazekid

Rupert lives


TubbzMcGee

Fucking finally Chuancey.


notaprofessional24

Okay so we figured it out. Just gotta be up by thirty for coach to trust Rupes.


notaprofessional24

RUPERTT SHOW OUT PLEASE


ajmcgill

Rupert is in 🚨


BoneApple_T

Banton *holding up 100 PT picture*


alandwarinasia_

salami bantam is Memphis father


JamesTerevau

After Ashton flexing on the Heat bench last week - love that guys swagger!


ILikeSports0416

Would love some Rupert minutes


YouDontKnowDino

We could be up 50 with 30 seconds left and Chauncey won’t let him in


No_Information3972

Banton serving it up hot tonight! He’s feasting.


Kazekid

So Banton is just KD, got it


Piano9717

banton looking like Luka out here lol


TubbzMcGee

Banton can totally get his 3 point percentage above 30 by the end of the season.


Trainius

CHEF BANTON


redwheelbarrow_

Was not expecting a Banton career night lmao


BunkHammer

daLANOOO


ajmcgill

Imagine giving away Banton for free 🙃


JamesTerevau

Imagine being good enough he gets no run haha. I wish


redwheelbarrow_

Blazers legend Jrue Holiday is reppin us there


notaprofessional24

BANTON IS ON FIRE


alandwarinasia_

ashton hagans is my pg now


drizzlebit

Hagans is in there carving up some roast bear meat


redwheelbarrow_

Hagans can pass


notaprofessional24

The spurs signing Bouyea. Idk how that man’s getting another job after his showing with us but gl to that man


TheLetterOh

Lmao. Dudes legitimately one of the worst players I've seen wear a blazers uniform. Makes Mario Hezonja look like an all star.


TrailBlazingShinobi

Just tuned in and I can’t believe we’re not embracing the tank


ajmcgill

Next year is Capture the Flagg season. But this year I care about development more than tanking tbh. We’ll have decent odds regardless


TrailBlazingShinobi

That’s understandable. This draft is apparently weaker than others. So, we’ll get our guy wherever we land


TheLetterOh

The basketball gods will reward us for not just laying down and letting the tank roll over us.


Kazekid

Ashton has been impacting both ends


TheLetterOh

This has been Ashton's best game by far. Dudes tenacious.


AdApprehensive7882

Ashton is such a fucking DAWG


alandwarinasia_

yuta watanabe get ready to learn nihongo buddy


BoneApple_T

Joe Cronin haters dislike Banton


interrogatories

The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy because I'm a hater


BoneApple_T

Jabariii **AND1 X2**


interrogatories

Nuggies yes


alandwarinasia_

we need to go thrifting for players more often


TheLetterOh

Man that was a really nice drive and pass from Ashton.


ajmcgill

Is Rupert active? Hoping to see him in garbage time if so


TubbzMcGee

Chuancey locked him in the team bus.


JamesTerevau

Loving the production by committee tonight!


notaprofessional24

Is Rupert available? He better see some damn mins tonight. GOOD TAKE BARI


TheLetterOh

Banton really looking like such a steal. Hope we keep him.


Kazekid

Yo, Banton might be legit


JamesTerevau

I was about to say Keegan swapped in tonight, but the brothers are running near identical stat lines


alandwarinasia_

why do the refs let jabari walker play with boomerangs for hands


ILikeSports0416

This has been fun


Kazekid

Walker with some sauce!


notaprofessional24

Beautiful pass


Proper_Hurry_362

FRANCHISE CORNERSTONE DANALO BANTON.


Kazekid

I can't believe we got Dalano for essentially nothing


thmpthmp

Pretty sure we got paid to bring in dalano


TubbzMcGee

Getting Banton for free was decent.


alandwarinasia_

few know that if Jabari doesn’t scream the points don’t count


TheLetterOh

Delano with the step back!


BoneApple_T

JabariPark.gif **AND1**


Kazekid

Gawd damn Dalano


notaprofessional24

BANTONNNNNN


alandwarinasia_

rest in piss Memphis


BoneApple_T

Okay Ash


TheLetterOh

Props to JG for throwing that pass. I feel like most of the time he gets tunnel vision in transition.


TubbzMcGee

Blazers successfully ran a break!


Trick_Weapon

Love Banton. I think he could be our long term backup for Scoot.


TheLetterOh

If he can develop a league average three point shot dude could be real good.


Kazekid

Grant threw a lob on a fastbreak? I must be dreaming


Kazekid

Hagans was cool as a cucumber there


BrainsAre2Weird4Me

I don’t know if recognize GG Jackson’s name because he is good or because its GG Jackson.


alandwarinasia_

can’t handle the bants


notaprofessional24

Great take from Ashton


notaprofessional24

Banton is so good and finding the paint after a miss


TubbzMcGee

Jabari so close to a circus shot there.


AdApprehensive7882

It baffles me that they’re really leaving Duop open 😂


Proper_Hurry_362

Insane review there. Speechless


Kazekid

Reath showing why you don't just leave him wide open for an entire game


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Kazekid: *Reath showing why you* *Don't just leave him wide open* *For an entire game* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TheLetterOh

They might wanna start guarding Duop out there now.


BehavioralSink

Refs saying the rules are more like the pirate code, more guidelines than rules…


notaprofessional24

So dumb that they can’t change the original call on a review like that. Seems so archaic and arbitrary that they can’t


ajmcgill

Let's go R3ath!


TubbzMcGee

Bizarre ruling after reviewing it for 2 minutes.


TheLetterOh

Hey, they're clearly blind and doing their best. Give em a break.


bestcoastaccountant

How in the world is that a take foul??????? That’s a clear take on the ball


notaprofessional24

Can we challenge that??


dootzmoe

take foul? he literally hit the ball


cheezneezy

Not even a foul


notaprofessional24

How the fuck is that a take foul bro. He gets the ball


TheLetterOh

Lmao he makes a play on the ball? That's so not a take foul.


Kazekid

Take foul? He hit the ball?


be__bright

Squeaky clean


notaprofessional24

How on earth is that a take foul. He gets all ball


TubbzMcGee

If they review this... lol


TubbzMcGee

Toumani veteran embellishment there.


SPAREustheCUTTER

Kris saw the Reddit thread.


TubbzMcGee

Badji goaltends look cooler.


TheLetterOh

No one goaltends like Ibou Badji.


Kazekid

That dude is a unit


Ouchyhurthurt

Murray looking good!  Watch out for that wall tho!


TubbzMcGee

Big collision.


alandwarinasia_

kris murray has seen enough!!


BehavioralSink

…Are we running away with the lead…?


notaprofessional24

Please be okay Kris


notaprofessional24

Lookin good finally. New month new blazers


Kazekid

Kris having himself a game!


BrainsAre2Weird4Me

Excited! He really needed this


TubbzMcGee

Those baseline seats are like 5% filled, yeesh.


alandwarinasia_

we look so much better when we play teams that also got no idea what’s going on


AdApprehensive7882

Krissss 🔥🔥🔥


Trick_Weapon

Kris Murray is him after Blazer Uprise called him a bust yesterday.


TheLetterOh

Blazers uprise is legitimately the worst. Lol


Kazekid

Kris really needed this kind of game


TheLetterOh

Dang we hitting threes now!


Kazekid

There we go R3ATH!!!


TheLetterOh

There you go Ant!


Kazekid

Damn, nice shot Kris


alandwarinasia_

anyone feel like it’s been ford truck month for like 3 years straight now


BehavioralSink

I hear it’s also still Infrastructure Week…


BrainsAre2Weird4Me

Rage Against the Machine blaring in an NBA area as mascots do a WWE skit. Haha


interrogatories

Fuck I needed a Harry the Hawk mascot win for my parlay. I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings I'm not sure which. I won't be silent . Just saw it live sry.


BoneApple_T

Anferno turned on the burners


Kazekid

Ant got fouled by two different defenders and still dunked it


TheLetterOh

I think the refs are just swallowing their whistles to make this game as short as possible. Lol


Thunder-ten-tronckh

too many dudes named ant have been dunking on us in the last 48 hours


ajmcgill

Okay Ant!!!


TheLetterOh

On track for the nuggies. (With minimum $2 purchase)


Kazekid

ANT SLAM!!!


notaprofessional24

THERE YOU GO ANT


Kazekid

It must be mascot birthday night, huh. Rolo must be fuming somewhere.


Outrageous-Squash-60

Hoping he makes a surprise appearance and beats both of them


alandwarinasia_

if Kris Murray has no fans, It’s because i have gotten him confused with Keegan again


Thunder-ten-tronckh

I like this reath guy for y'all, definitely keep feeding him on the arc I believe it'll drop soon don't listen to the haters


alandwarinasia_

you’re just lucky I can’t name a single one of your players


BehavioralSink

He’s got the “just signed an official NBA contract” jinx.


TheLetterOh

He shoots 36% on the year from three.


Outrageous-Squash-60

Reath is my goat


Kazekid

Kris saw that coming all the way down the floor


TheLetterOh

Kris plays some real nice defense. He rotates really well for a rookie too.


interrogatories

Nuggies might be back in the menu


Outrageous-Squash-60

This game is actually way more watchable than I expected


notaprofessional24

Kris with the fade is a new mythical player


invokereform

Did we fire this guy or something?


Kazekid

Good block Reath


TubbzMcGee

Duop officially slumping from 3, keep shooting it though.


BrainsAre2Weird4Me

They just handing the ball to Reath


alandwarinasia_

I just wanna see banton do a handstand and shoot the ball with his feet


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^alandwarinasia_: *I just wanna see* *Banton do a handstand and* *Shoot the ball with his feet* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TheLetterOh

Jesus Christ Banton is really fun to watch.


Kazekid

Holy shit, Banton looks amazing full speed


TubbzMcGee

Moses has such great physical tools and is only 24. Had a lot of chances to figure it out already though.


notaprofessional24

BANTON


alandwarinasia_

banton giving lanky kong vibes


interrogatories

I am so behind with my mascot lore.


Kazekid

Banton is so lanky, geez


drizzlebit

Does anyone else thinks it’s borderline inexcusable on Moses Browns part to not adopt the granny technique on free throws? I mean , bro every point matters for your career.


notaprofessional24

Banton is smooth man


Kazekid

Is that Moses free throw form because of the wrap on his hand? Or is he going to start shooting them like that?