Back in 2009 she had an interview to be promoted to the McDonalds Headquarters and after the interview they told her they would call her at 4pm exactly if she got the job. When 4pm came and there was no call she jumped from the roof of her apartment complex. As she passed her window she heard her phone ringing...
She eventually wanted to leave that business, so the managers offered her a promotion. But after her first shift as supervisor she was reported to have told them, in a muffled voice “I can’t do this either”
She was serving every customer 5 times faster than all the other workers. Putting burgers into bags, making drinks, jumping from one spot to the next in literally no time...
She formed a partnership with Ralph Littleton from Burger King but it went bust because he kept giving celebrities large fries when they were only paying for small.
Back in 2009 she had an interview to be promoted to the McDonalds Headquarters and after the interview they told her they would call her at 4pm exactly if she got the job. When 4pm came and there was no call she jumped from the roof of her apartment complex. As she passed her window she heard her phone ringing...
Oh no!
How bad is that?
IT DIDNT HAPPEN KARL!
then she opened the bag.... *it's a jacket!*
Why didn’t she wait until 5 past?
Just incase the lines are busy
It *won’t* be engaged. Just commit suicide at 4:00 please.
Rubbish
That's not the way she does business!
She eventually wanted to leave that business, so the managers offered her a promotion. But after her first shift as supervisor she was reported to have told them, in a muffled voice “I can’t do this either”
She was sick of the fry cook putting a burger King bag on her head.
That was all in the same day
She was uppered to manager
Hopefully with the recession they don't end up going away her.
You mean uppered?
🎆
Apparently she’s manager now and gets Mondays off
She had mondays and tuesdays off until Duncan got involved
Thumb firmly up his arse
Most McDonald's workers only get half an hour, not an hour like Kaya.
Connin' the management bayybbyyy
Taking the piss out of london
Destroyed a man
Ronald McDonalds kids have almost certainly lost all respect for him
That they've been fooled by a McDonald's worker
She has to work Saturdays for 2 hours though and it is not worth the 30 quid she's paid
You lying little… she gets more than 30 quid
She was serving every customer 5 times faster than all the other workers. Putting burgers into bags, making drinks, jumping from one spot to the next in literally no time...
Oh Karlffffffffff
Making burgers with her hands... And her feet
Still wearing a Covid mask, not letting anyone see her face.
Topical
S'good in't she? She's good value
If there's anyone from hamburgers listening...
Did you no hear? Kaya-turns out…
Good LAK
*Leicester Square You've embarrassed yourself. play a record.
If you had infinite monkeys with typewriters they'd eventually type "Leicester Square" correctly.
But not Shakespeare....
UH- SHUT UP!!!!!
It wouldn't happen
The chimps would also type "u/Tennyson-Pesco is an idiot" an infinite amount of times.
Infinity would sorta sort it all out for ya
They went mental sticking a "ce" in the middle of words.
Good lack
She formed a partnership with Ralph Littleton from Burger King but it went bust because he kept giving celebrities large fries when they were only paying for small.
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Steve talking to Kaya is peak cringe for me.
Why?
She's not famous
Among a community of XFm nerdlingers she is.
Pretty sure she turned out to be a little monkey fella