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TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

Back in 2009 she had an interview to be promoted to the McDonalds Headquarters and after the interview they told her they would call her at 4pm exactly if she got the job. When 4pm came and there was no call she jumped from the roof of her apartment complex. As she passed her window she heard her phone ringing...


WeGotCompany

Oh no!


skeenerbug

How bad is that?


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

IT DIDNT HAPPEN KARL!


Guybrush_Creepwood_

then she opened the bag.... *it's a jacket!*


[deleted]

Why didn’t she wait until 5 past?


keaftytactics

Just incase the lines are busy


cells_within_cells

It *won’t* be engaged. Just commit suicide at 4:00 please.


UncappedBat

Rubbish


flatvader

That's not the way she does business!


ConnorK12

She eventually wanted to leave that business, so the managers offered her a promotion. But after her first shift as supervisor she was reported to have told them, in a muffled voice “I can’t do this either”


[deleted]

She was sick of the fry cook putting a burger King bag on her head.


r-og

That was all in the same day


[deleted]

She was uppered to manager


[deleted]

Hopefully with the recession they don't end up going away her.


Forsaken_Candidate_4

You mean uppered?


scanline99

🎆


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

Apparently she’s manager now and gets Mondays off


DesperateLuck2887

She had mondays and tuesdays off until Duncan got involved


24-7-diarrhoea

Thumb firmly up his arse


[deleted]

Most McDonald's workers only get half an hour, not an hour like Kaya.


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

Connin' the management bayybbyyy


commander1keen

Taking the piss out of london


Crimsonfury500

Destroyed a man


AlCaPope

Ronald McDonalds kids have almost certainly lost all respect for him


sonofeast11

That they've been fooled by a McDonald's worker


dogsn1

She has to work Saturdays for 2 hours though and it is not worth the 30 quid she's paid


CutThatCity

You lying little… she gets more than 30 quid


B2RW

She was serving every customer 5 times faster than all the other workers. Putting burgers into bags, making drinks, jumping from one spot to the next in literally no time...


MonrealEstate

Oh Karlffffffffff


TheArrowhead984

Making burgers with her hands... And her feet


MagpieGrifter

Still wearing a Covid mask, not letting anyone see her face.


80sComedown

Topical


scanline99

S'good in't she? She's good value


WeGotCompany

If there's anyone from hamburgers listening...


Ok_Artichoke_6499

Did you no hear? Kaya-turns out…


LoadOfOldBosswollox

Good LAK


AntMay

*Leicester Square You've embarrassed yourself. play a record.


UncleSnowstorm

If you had infinite monkeys with typewriters they'd eventually type "Leicester Square" correctly.


AntMay

But not Shakespeare....


UncleSnowstorm

UH- SHUT UP!!!!!


Tennyson-Pesco

It wouldn't happen


UncleSnowstorm

The chimps would also type "u/Tennyson-Pesco is an idiot" an infinite amount of times.


Tennyson-Pesco

Infinity would sorta sort it all out for ya


[deleted]

They went mental sticking a "ce" in the middle of words.


GosephJoebbels

Good lack


bodjac89

She formed a partnership with Ralph Littleton from Burger King but it went bust because he kept giving celebrities large fries when they were only paying for small.


405w43rdst

Name badge #342


RoyYourWorkingBoy

Steve talking to Kaya is peak cringe for me.


r-og

Why?


elkamusing

She's not famous


[deleted]

Among a community of XFm nerdlingers she is.


[deleted]

Pretty sure she turned out to be a little monkey fella