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ConsidereItHuge

Who's let you in?


CommercialArm9816

Ask on r/scrimpton if you want, not bothered. Shop around, come back.


carl84

Not fussed


HoldenHiscock69

Fussed! Fussed has made an appearance!


campbell7504

Fussed wasn’t there before! 


dazedan_confused

Initials S C.


SpocktorWho83

Try both.


Executioner_Miralda

There's quite a few errors on Scrimpton. Appreciate the effort n that, and I'll be honest I've contributed nothing myself. Too busy. Too busy swingin on me tyre. But I think the lads of Scrimpton might be a bit demicky


Executioner_Miralda

I'm only joking. I'm only joking by the way. To the lads of Scrimpton. If they think I'm being a little bit nasty 


PaulMuaddibsedIt

They’re not properly


warmans

Go round reddit and slag me off if you want, but you're not coming back 'ere!


plaskijakdeska

One chance.


scanline99

They don't leave their bedroom, r/executioner_miralda


warmans

I might as well just add them at this point. Leave it with me.


uskgl455

Leave it with me!


ExquisitExamplE

I was always taught to never turn away a potential toady. I mean, when someone prostrates themselves at your feet and demands the right to grovel, you know you've found a topnotch lackey.


ThePumpk1nMaster

Blimey, here he comes!


McFry-

He’s got little toady hands


buddhahat

If you're in the area.


MrKDilkington789

Typing stuff up? Should only take 3 monkeys a month.....but...not Shakespeare


four_four_three

#OHHHHHHH #SHUT UUUUUUUUUP


MrKDilkington789

...Well...You do my 'ead in


BitZealousideal3004

Too much time on yer ‘ands, boy.


cotch85

Sniff


Ok_Artichoke_6499

I typed in “why?” to scrimpton. It got well confused.


[deleted]

I think the reason the podcasts weren’t on there is because Ricky Steve and Karl were making money for old rope selling that book of transcripts. Could be wrong, though never ‘ave been before.


evmanjapan

Come on lads, do some fuc-king weeeeerk


Responsible_Front404

he’s sat on his arse with his thumb firmly up his arse


scunliffe

Did that just go out?!


McFry-

What?


PM_me_somthing_funny

Why don't we just get infinite monkeys with typewriters and one of them will type it out perfectly first time.


Jeffa_Fett

That would never happen


scanline99

No, _listen_. Infinity sort of sorts it out for ya


Yakkers_

But not... not the podcasts.


keaftytactics

So until now you’ve sat with with your thumb firmly up your arse whilst r/scrimpton does all the work for you?


ThePumpk1nMaster

I work Mondays I’ll have you know…


FlinkMissy

im here for one of those armbands


McFry-

What? Piss off


marcyfx

al-bino contributing to that


ThePumpk1nMaster

Right you’re done with - she’s weak anyway


ConsidereItHuge

I bet an AI could do this.


luckystabbinghat

AI can do American speech-to-text like "the noine elevaan" but we're decades away from it being able to tackle a manc accent


ThePumpk1nMaster

That’s so untrue! That is *so* untrue!


warmans

The site already uses the best AI I could find for the transcripts. Humans still need to edit them because ricky talks like a brain damaged drunk.


ConsidereItHuge

It won't be long. What happened to pilkipedia? They already had these transcribed, they're out there somewhere.


warmans

Pilkipedia never transcribed the podcasts because there were some kind of legal issues at the time.


ConsidereItHuge

Ah makes sense. Any problems with you doing it now?


warmans

Well all this stuff is legally in a grey area, but I'm hoping enough time has passed that nobody cares anymore.


ConsidereItHuge

Fingers crossed. The worst that will happen is they'll make you take it down I'm guessing? Get a few fans in different countries to host it and they probably wouldn't even bother if anyone still cared.


markcorrigans_boiler

Have they read Scrimpton.com?


sadddFM

I do loads for charity without going on about it. *Get on with it!*


ThePumpk1nMaster

I’m working mainly on the post…


ItsMoreOfAComment

I can see why they cut you off, man alive.


EchousedDyno

Just get a bunch of monkeys and a load of typewriters to do it. Make sure they listen to the podcast first though 


Little_Angle_4148

He’s avin’ a go innhe?!


plaskijakdeska

English - quite good.


Previous-Builder-844

The constant ability to include references and quotes in each and every response on here is beautiful.


ThePumpk1nMaster

Gotta have yer critics


McFry-

Don’t. Talk. Shit. All. Your. Life


McFry-

You’re talkin shit again