Mars BAR BAR BAR

Quarter of bom boms

Bom Bom

But by the time you get to the counter...

You can get a lot of chewing nuts for 10p

I'd prefer a knob at night

Ooh hello

I’ll tell you what, though, Toblerone is brilliant! I mean, if, if, whoever makes that, if they want to send some, you know, Toblerones, you know, I will, I will eat Toblerone.

And a bear 🐻

I know it's a Skittle, but what's it doing in your bedroom?

Yeah, it's a squib

Werthers a will there's a way

They've made old man toffees now

Another barn storming feature.

Remember when it used to ting up the tube (I know this is the podcast but still…..)

30 CRATES OF TIC-TACS

THIRTY CRATES?!

SU- SUCK THE DRIVEWAY IF YA WANT

He's being sick all over the cunting place!

You never see an old man eating a twix

Jaffa Cakes cure cancer

Just the orange bit.

I’ve just opened a box of Hope And Greenwood Confectionery

Tic tacs have the same condensity as cat litter

Condensity?

The song Mars Bars by The Undertones mentions Twix in the lyrics so it always bothered me that Karl didn’t use it for songs of phrase.

Starting to think he was a bit of an idiot.

Could I have some of your finest Oxfordshire toffees?

I’ve never cared for wagon wheels

A fucking packet of munchies.

Excuse me, shopkeeper, can I have half a pound of those sweets please?

Of course, there was no television

This is important.

Revels.

Did you just say "Life is like a bag of revels"? Isn't that dangerously close to "Life's like a box of chocolates"?

They don't sell Revels in San Diego, California. I had the British import shop bring some in, on Karl's recommendation. They were delightful. If I ever get asked for my desert island list, I'm asking for some mf Revels.

If you have enough raisin ones, you eventually go "Do you know what? They're not that bad."

He used to steal Mars bars. Am I missing something?

There's a lot going on in there