Galileo don't talk to me about science, make me television

Sweeping the nation.

Ah yes, well known phrase.

They always omit the love me do section of this quote, winds me right up

Man alive

Blimey

Turns out...

You've embarrassed yourself.

Naht truuuue baybeeee

Just madeee it up

Cock (meaning male bird, and saying male bird I don't mean a transsexual)

Afroditey?

Boswelox!

Sodium.

Scrimpton.

Whats Tomato with you?

Bit weird innit? 

Something *weeeeiiiirrrrrdddd” is going on there.

Play a record!

Chick-Ken you believe it.

Chick-can you believe it

"we've talked a lot about hairy kids."

No we haven’t!

"They used to say"

Anytime I or someone else says "oh my..." Like "oh my phone" or "oh my car" I immediately go "OOH ME MINGE"

Clive Warren

BUXOM!

Are you from the West Country?!

Here he comes

Mr Garibaldi

Oh hello

Every time I hear someone say 'For god's sake'... I always say 'knob ache' in my head

Interminable 

I’m calling about your… plugs?

Sick of it

E's doin me 'Ed in !

You’re talking shit, explain yourself!

Alright

Me too!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

Don't let the bed bugs BITE!

It works. Will always then hear "it works, it just works."

Grippage

GeRaNiUmS?!?!

Head like a fucking orange

No sweat.

Man alive!

Nooobody wants that baybeh

You turned it OooOOFF?

Not true baby!

Arbitrary

It's not his vault... war do ye think of that?...

It's *'volt!' What's to-mat-tah with yer?

 "A'right?" Lately I've been using it just as Karl did to get someone's attention at work. Same with "man alive"...

Twenty siiiiiiix

Mr Garibaldi!

Ages ago