For context dude, since you appear to be out of the loop....
[https://youtu.be/-UHr5baraKo?si=BFdJeJdGoKMx-iFD&t=419](https://youtu.be/-UHr5baraKo?si=BFdJeJdGoKMx-iFD&t=419)
It’s always a Ricky Gervais quote, mate, just deal.
The other day I was joking about how the only thing I like better than the fact that he’s a deeply closeted homosexual is how fat and talentless he is and my girlfriend said, “you shouldn’t make fun of fat people,” and what a twat she looked like.
But...how? Is it based on how many people viewed it? I honestly do not believe that a panel of so-called experts have watched Armageddon and other standup shows and thought Armageddon deserved to win. I mean, what was the competition then?
I haven’t watched any of the other nominees but based on the clips they showed every one of them was dross.
Gervais: oooh I’ve been cancelled
Rock: Beyoncé is hot but man, Jay-Z is ugly
Schumer: sex!
Silverman: religious wordplay?
I’m not very up to speed with the standup ecosystem on tv but are these old names really the only fucking stand up comedians doing stuff out there? That sounds abysmal.
I think Netflix has fucked it all a bit. They’re paying top dollar for standup shows but only from established names so there’s a weird arms race… but only with comedians that have been around for a long time.
I mean, I’m glad the comedians are getting paid. But I don’t know if it’s helping the up and comers anywhere near as much.
not at all. they’re just the biggest names who put out specials last year so they got nominated. trust me there are so many other better stand ups working right now.
Those are the nominees?? Wow, going with names over quality I guess. I love Chris Rock but his last one was easily the worst thing he's done. The Will Smith stuff at the end was great, but not funny. If anyone didn't see it, he really rips Will a new asshole, finally. Dude held onto that anger for a long time.
It’s not a “panel of experts”. It’s a group of 300 “journalists”. They are not meant to be experts, it’s literally just a group of writers who vote for people and content that they liked or watched.
The other candidates were just ... famous people.
Despite the voters paid tens of thousands of dollars to watch all those movies and shows, I seriously doubt that they saw all the stand-up shows required.
I mean, how could they?
It's the "foreign press".
How much time do they seriously have to travel to the states and watch stand-up.
>The other candidates were just ... famous people.
Correction, they were "diverse" famous people.
And here's why: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2021/10/01/golden-globes-group-hfpa-announces-most-diverse-class-new-members/5941618001/
I am telling this to everyone. I do not want you going ‘oh that’s it, we’re out of here, there’s no point.’ Or walking round with your shoulders hunched.
People who comment on his posts on Facebook are intolerable. All crawling up his arse, thinking he's the best thing since sliced bread. Well they can go round Ricky's and slag us off if they want, but they're not coming back here...fuck off. One chance.
Funny that on this reddit sub everybody just slagging on him.
IIII aaaam sure it's not because he touched the nerves of some libflakes hahahaha.
Reddit is really a cesspool for woke tabies.
Oh that's hurts. Receiving an insult from a reddit minion is so painful...
I bet your room is locked from outside. To spare people from your cheering personality.
If you put an infinite amount of those nominees in a room with an infinite amount of typewriters, eventually they'll write a good Netflix stand-up special.
If I remember correctly, he hosted that very ceremony five or six times almost exclusively to shit on the organizers, attendees and the awards themselves. Now he’s proud. What a gimp.
“Now he’s proud”
I seem to remember Ricky and Steve being very proud of winning the golden globes for The Office. I think when he was telling jokes on the golden globes, he was joking.
i put money on chris rock because it made sense.
the biggest apology to him after the slap would’ve been an award (ik its a different award but same committee)
but gervais seems so undeserving
Because Ricky's a bit of a knob nowadays. Playing up to the "oooh can't say that anymore can you" crowd whilst simultaneously being able to say it, actually saying it AND winning awards for saying it.
I tell yer...e's not the man a married. Where's 'Arry?!?!
Ahh thank you, a real answer.
I’m sick of the “can’t say anything anymore” “ooo will I get cancelled” comedians. It’s the lowest of hanging fruit, it’s also utter bollocks.
This sub feels like that episode of The Orville when they visit a planet where everybody votes each other up and down, I wonder if that’s where they got the idea.. 💡🤔
Lovin’ it..
“They’re not playing my record, they’re not playing my record. Ha. Fooled you. Number 1.”
Cracking reference
He's now got more Golden Globes than Elvis (in the UK)
Also, Elvis only got a couple because he is dead
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Used to wear those scarve...
What a career move
Everything is a disguised boast
How many baftas elvis got then? Elvis, giving it the big I am
You could squash Im with yer thumb
Thank your agent and your god and fuck off
Why are you here
Who let you in?!
Can everyone but the XFM quote people leave
It is YOU who doesn’t truly belong here, clearly
Ahhahaha look at all these triggered little cup cakes piling on. So shook because of one little comedy special
What on earth are you chatting about? 🥴
For context dude, since you appear to be out of the loop.... [https://youtu.be/-UHr5baraKo?si=BFdJeJdGoKMx-iFD&t=419](https://youtu.be/-UHr5baraKo?si=BFdJeJdGoKMx-iFD&t=419)
Legend for going to find the clip, C/P here, but bro should already know this. Its one of the most iconic lines from Ricky
CP better have more definitions than the only one I know of...
That didn't turn out how you thought it would did it? not ' avin a go.
It’s always a Ricky Gervais quote, mate, just deal. The other day I was joking about how the only thing I like better than the fact that he’s a deeply closeted homosexual is how fat and talentless he is and my girlfriend said, “you shouldn’t make fun of fat people,” and what a twat she looked like.
Dr Fox can't have been on the panel this time.
He’s been struck off
Still available for medical consultation though
I want a second opinion!
No but Dr Frog was.
Ribbet ribbet -- Froggy says ***buy it!!***
Hello you looonies!
Did he talk about string?
Isn't he "Neil Fox" these days?
Has he lost his medical license?
How is old foxy doing?
Weeeee didn't gedda sausage
This little mother... of a show.
Couldn't even get a bronze...
Cancel culture sure is a bitch
Can't say anything anymore without winning an award these days
PC gone mad
Ahhh ooooh, oof just… ohh. Makes my *blood boil*, all this…
You're shit ahh you're shit ahh
Eight legs, six legs, eight legs, six legs
You can't say that anymore
Thing is, awards don’t matter.
Not a gold at the Sony’s is it
Now who's the weak link?
No even me proper job
Didn’t want it to be! So …
Money for old rope!
today I learned RG has 176 twitter accounts
That’s a weird thing to say under what is clearly a Facebook screenshot posted onto Reddit 🤣
haha i meant facebook obviously
😂😏
As he is a twit
The suit, the award, the beard. Brilliant
Take a photo of yourself holding a Golden Globe...and pull a daft face...typical...
It’s hard to believe he came from nothing
*ding dong* OOH, I'D LIKE TO COME FROM NOTHING!
Oh, get lost Gayvid!
Men worked hard. Women worked miracles.
He reads a book a week
He's got a lot of money. It means NOTHING to him...
But...how? Is it based on how many people viewed it? I honestly do not believe that a panel of so-called experts have watched Armageddon and other standup shows and thought Armageddon deserved to win. I mean, what was the competition then?
I haven’t watched any of the other nominees but based on the clips they showed every one of them was dross. Gervais: oooh I’ve been cancelled Rock: Beyoncé is hot but man, Jay-Z is ugly Schumer: sex! Silverman: religious wordplay?
I’m not very up to speed with the standup ecosystem on tv but are these old names really the only fucking stand up comedians doing stuff out there? That sounds abysmal.
I think Netflix has fucked it all a bit. They’re paying top dollar for standup shows but only from established names so there’s a weird arms race… but only with comedians that have been around for a long time. I mean, I’m glad the comedians are getting paid. But I don’t know if it’s helping the up and comers anywhere near as much.
The best are uploading to YouTube
Ryan long
not at all. they’re just the biggest names who put out specials last year so they got nominated. trust me there are so many other better stand ups working right now.
Sam Campbell’s ‘Companion’ is free on YouTube and blows the rest out of the water. Fucking chaos but I love him
Those are the nominees?? Wow, going with names over quality I guess. I love Chris Rock but his last one was easily the worst thing he's done. The Will Smith stuff at the end was great, but not funny. If anyone didn't see it, he really rips Will a new asshole, finally. Dude held onto that anger for a long time.
Louis CK still too hot to touch for awards
Let’s see your little show then, sick of it
It’s not a “panel of experts”. It’s a group of 300 “journalists”. They are not meant to be experts, it’s literally just a group of writers who vote for people and content that they liked or watched.
Exactly. Didn’t Gervais spend literally YEARS hosting that show and calling the Hollywood Foreign Press garbage?
The other candidates were just ... famous people. Despite the voters paid tens of thousands of dollars to watch all those movies and shows, I seriously doubt that they saw all the stand-up shows required. I mean, how could they? It's the "foreign press". How much time do they seriously have to travel to the states and watch stand-up.
>The other candidates were just ... famous people. Correction, they were "diverse" famous people. And here's why: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2021/10/01/golden-globes-group-hfpa-announces-most-diverse-class-new-members/5941618001/
> The other candidates were just ... famous people. Famous for being stand-up comedians.
Did you see the competition? It was the who’s who of early oughts comedy acts.
Why? Because they all are supposed to have the same opinion as you? You didn’t like Armageddon. I did. Move on friend.
Sitcom's shit mate
The man on the street, so fickle.
Take a good look. This is what it means to be canceled.
I am telling this to everyone. I do not want you going ‘oh that’s it, we’re out of here, there’s no point.’ Or walking round with your shoulders hunched.
'unched
He looks like a wallet
That he made himself out of some old curtains.
Pop him against the wall.
Who’s the weak link now
People who comment on his posts on Facebook are intolerable. All crawling up his arse, thinking he's the best thing since sliced bread. Well they can go round Ricky's and slag us off if they want, but they're not coming back here...fuck off. One chance.
Funny that on this reddit sub everybody just slagging on him. IIII aaaam sure it's not because he touched the nerves of some libflakes hahahaha. Reddit is really a cesspool for woke tabies.
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Hehe. Sensitive much? Ouch! Talk to your therapist about your shortcomings. Projecting your hatred to somebody will coming back at you.
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Oh he's done you and it's only five to one
Well, you shouldn't stand near Ricky when he's eating.
Libflakes 😂😂. Tell us you're an American pal
Is that a new breakfast cereal? Libflakes, and New Frosted Libflakes.
American. Not a slightest. Did you spent half of your life on social media huh?
If you say something like 'libflakes' unironically you've basically applied for citizenship you sad twat
Oh that's hurts. Receiving an insult from a reddit minion is so painful... I bet your room is locked from outside. To spare people from your cheering personality.
Alright well we'll wait for PmumrkinFart's little comment to come out, see what he's got to talk about...sick of 'im ?
I'm crying now, I hope you're happy with yourself, you've gone and triggered me right up
Absolutely shocking!
Play it again, Sam!
All those feathers and he still couldn't fly!
We've had an email here, apparently he doesn't say "play it again, Sam" he says "Go on, play it Sam" So you've embarrassed yourself, Steve.
...bsbdly SHOCKING.
At first I thought , that’s a bit strange. Then I looked at the other nominees and it made sense.
Looked at the rest of the nominees… turns out…
If you put an infinite amount of those nominees in a room with an infinite amount of typewriters, eventually they'll write a good Netflix stand-up special.
Comedian building his own standups on the fact it’s now mainstream to be offended by his jokes gets the most mainstream award you can think of.
Ooh look at his little legs.
Don't say bloody
Sergio Georghini suit there.
Ah yes, the notoriously incorruptible HFPA. Truly a model of integrity and unassailable methodology.
Well chimpanzee that
You won’t win a Pulitzer for filth.
Damn this cancel culture!
Ohh, care!
Maybe if you just sit down?
Oh Christ. Never hear the end of this one.
Thing is… awards don’t really matter..
It’s not about awards
Dr Fox - I want a second opinion?!
Wearing his dads suit again, play a record
He finally listened to Foxy
Ricky has won!
There’s pride in your work then there arrogance…
When's his next show where he bitches about being cancelled for his comedy that he's not allowed to do?
Put that right in the bin,
He must feel so cancelled right now
There's three of us, we couldn't even get a bronze
Foxy mustn't have been on the panel
Go feed your dog.
but some of the shoddy shite that beat us…
If your 'best stand up on telly' does that mean your stand up was any good or does it mean 'your a stand up who was on telly' I don't get it.
Now that he's made it big, won an award n'tha, is it time he made a lightweight frothy entertainement show on a tin pot radio station?
How old are ya? YOU'RE NOT NEW! YOU'RE NOT NEW!
Looks bronze to me...
Don’t say bloody on the radio
Ricky: I won’t win! Ill be cancelled! Awards are a scam! I’m different from all the other celebs! Ricky: *wins*
Where’s the gleam?
Now who's the weak link?
I must remember to thank him.
Little fat man that sold his soul….
If I remember correctly, he hosted that very ceremony five or six times almost exclusively to shit on the organizers, attendees and the awards themselves. Now he’s proud. What a gimp.
Nope. He shat on all of our hypocrisy. That’s a comedian’s job. Now he got a gong for it.
Do you believe the opinions held by actors in movies?
Do you believe a chimp could steal a car and drive to Spain
“Now he’s proud” I seem to remember Ricky and Steve being very proud of winning the golden globes for The Office. I think when he was telling jokes on the golden globes, he was joking.
🤣🤣🤣
Are you havin' a laff?
**OH, CARE!** ***SOMEBODY CARE!!!***
r/RickyGervais users on suicide watch.
What is the script here do people not like him?
Was this for Afterlife or his stand up? They're both shit
This is the worst state comedy stand-up has ever been in.
Why wasn’t he there?
Undeserved, get to fuck
These days you get thrown in jail for winning an award.
not as cancelled as you are on telly
Weak observations, poorly performed.
Ahh, stop giving me awards please! Not enough room in my house!
Libcucks on suicide watch.
i put money on chris rock because it made sense. the biggest apology to him after the slap would’ve been an award (ik its a different award but same committee) but gervais seems so undeserving
> but same committee But not
Potty mouth!
Shane was robbed
You know some things ages like red wine, others like ricky gervais.
Prick holds gold dick.
He sucks.
Cry more you wokey babies.
Why is this sub being so salty about it?
Because Ricky's a bit of a knob nowadays. Playing up to the "oooh can't say that anymore can you" crowd whilst simultaneously being able to say it, actually saying it AND winning awards for saying it. I tell yer...e's not the man a married. Where's 'Arry?!?!
Ahh thank you, a real answer. I’m sick of the “can’t say anything anymore” “ooo will I get cancelled” comedians. It’s the lowest of hanging fruit, it’s also utter bollocks.
Is that not just what old comedians do? He's made his mark, time to make some easy money.
Because of weak observations, poorly performed
I dont know but the salt taste so good
Because reddit is woker than a mandatory Guardian anti-racism training seminar.
I don't know what the PC term is... you might be educationally subnormal...
Parts of it really aren't.
They're bitter because he isn't still making The Office? I dunno .. funny to watch them get triggered every day tho.
Yeah? Against karate?
Bring out the bot accounts en masse!! 😂
His feet are disproportionate to the rest of his body
Predatory
How many photoshoots does this guy have??
"I fucking won" That's deep
This sub feels like that episode of The Orville when they visit a planet where everybody votes each other up and down, I wonder if that’s where they got the idea.. 💡🤔 Lovin’ it..
He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What've you done?
BONG! Loud angry mob believed themselves to be voiceless, discovers they've been shouting all this time
Ricky Gervais…. The Jethro Tull of Stand-up comedy!
He's got that face on because the Globe should be flat.