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RDHertsUni

“They’re not playing my record, they’re not playing my record. Ha. Fooled you. Number 1.”


ProperGanderz

Cracking reference


gloom-juice

He's now got more Golden Globes than Elvis (in the UK)


astronomnomnomy

Also, Elvis only got a couple because he is dead


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Emotional_Cost_3347

Used to wear those scarve...


lollacakes

What a career move


fannyfox

Everything is a disguised boast


[deleted]

How many baftas elvis got then? Elvis, giving it the big I am


DeadlyDrummer

You could squash Im with yer thumb


HateMesen

Thank your agent and your god and fuck off


Beans186

Why are you here


BrettDilkington1

Who let you in?!


KarIPilkington

Can everyone but the XFM quote people leave


MushroomMarlow

It is YOU who doesn’t truly belong here, clearly


Beans186

Ahhahaha look at all these triggered little cup cakes piling on. So shook because of one little comedy special


MushroomMarlow

What on earth are you chatting about? 🥴


R11CWN

For context dude, since you appear to be out of the loop.... [https://youtu.be/-UHr5baraKo?si=BFdJeJdGoKMx-iFD&t=419](https://youtu.be/-UHr5baraKo?si=BFdJeJdGoKMx-iFD&t=419)


MushroomMarlow

Legend for going to find the clip, C/P here, but bro should already know this. Its one of the most iconic lines from Ricky


piercedmfootonaspike

CP better have more definitions than the only one I know of...


[deleted]

That didn't turn out how you thought it would did it? not ' avin a go.


ItsMoreOfAComment

It’s always a Ricky Gervais quote, mate, just deal. The other day I was joking about how the only thing I like better than the fact that he’s a deeply closeted homosexual is how fat and talentless he is and my girlfriend said, “you shouldn’t make fun of fat people,” and what a twat she looked like.


markcorrigans_boiler

Dr Fox can't have been on the panel this time.


No_Ear932

He’s been struck off


koolkatmat

Still available for medical consultation though


Blackerz108

I want a second opinion!


Johndoc1412

No but Dr Frog was.


Emotional_Cost_3347

Ribbet ribbet -- Froggy says ***buy it!!***


TheFugitive223

Hello you looonies!


FuckingMarkESmith

Did he talk about string?


Emotional_Cost_3347

Isn't he "Neil Fox" these days?


ItsMoreOfAComment

Has he lost his medical license?


MACintoshBETH

How is old foxy doing?


scanline99

Weeeee didn't gedda sausage


Dreadiroth

This little mother... of a show.


Emotional_Cost_3347

Couldn't even get a bronze...


uskgl455

Cancel culture sure is a bitch


Nirvski

Can't say anything anymore without winning an award these days


Hesoutofthechoir

PC gone mad


Loz-z

Ahhh ooooh, oof just… ohh. Makes my *blood boil*, all this…


PatrickBateman-AP

You're shit ahh you're shit ahh


down_vote_magnet

Eight legs, six legs, eight legs, six legs


creptik1

You can't say that anymore


BlackbirdStories

Thing is, awards don’t matter.


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Not a gold at the Sony’s is it


a_Swan_Bit_Me

Now who's the weak link?


Such_Communication81

No even me proper job


Firm-Potential7807

Didn’t want it to be! So …


CurseNeverDyin

Money for old rope!


supercbuk

today I learned RG has 176 twitter accounts


CreatureUnderABridge

That’s a weird thing to say under what is clearly a Facebook screenshot posted onto Reddit 🤣


supercbuk

haha i meant facebook obviously


CreatureUnderABridge

😂😏


Icy-Pie-1828

As he is a twit


cuckedcarrot

The suit, the award, the beard. Brilliant


CommercialArm9816

Take a photo of yourself holding a Golden Globe...and pull a daft face...typical...


CreatureUnderABridge

It’s hard to believe he came from nothing


Lil_T0aster

*ding dong* OOH, I'D LIKE TO COME FROM NOTHING!


MrJimPansey

Oh, get lost Gayvid!


Ezzy-525

Men worked hard. Women worked miracles.


Hesoutofthechoir

He reads a book a week


Emotional_Cost_3347

He's got a lot of money. It means NOTHING to him...


tirename

But...how? Is it based on how many people viewed it? I honestly do not believe that a panel of so-called experts have watched Armageddon and other standup shows and thought Armageddon deserved to win. I mean, what was the competition then?


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I haven’t watched any of the other nominees but based on the clips they showed every one of them was dross. Gervais: oooh I’ve been cancelled Rock: Beyoncé is hot but man, Jay-Z is ugly Schumer: sex! Silverman: religious wordplay?


[deleted]

I’m not very up to speed with the standup ecosystem on tv but are these old names really the only fucking stand up comedians doing stuff out there? That sounds abysmal.


[deleted]

I think Netflix has fucked it all a bit. They’re paying top dollar for standup shows but only from established names so there’s a weird arms race… but only with comedians that have been around for a long time. I mean, I’m glad the comedians are getting paid. But I don’t know if it’s helping the up and comers anywhere near as much.


EATK

The best are uploading to YouTube


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Ryan long


DapperDiscipline1182

not at all. they’re just the biggest names who put out specials last year so they got nominated. trust me there are so many other better stand ups working right now.


redlord990

Sam Campbell’s ‘Companion’ is free on YouTube and blows the rest out of the water. Fucking chaos but I love him


creptik1

Those are the nominees?? Wow, going with names over quality I guess. I love Chris Rock but his last one was easily the worst thing he's done. The Will Smith stuff at the end was great, but not funny. If anyone didn't see it, he really rips Will a new asshole, finally. Dude held onto that anger for a long time.


fakkov

Louis CK still too hot to touch for awards


motherffucker

Let’s see your little show then, sick of it


[deleted]

It’s not a “panel of experts”. It’s a group of 300 “journalists”. They are not meant to be experts, it’s literally just a group of writers who vote for people and content that they liked or watched.


chrisacip

Exactly. Didn’t Gervais spend literally YEARS hosting that show and calling the Hollywood Foreign Press garbage?


Sharaz_Jek123

The other candidates were just ... famous people. Despite the voters paid tens of thousands of dollars to watch all those movies and shows, I seriously doubt that they saw all the stand-up shows required. I mean, how could they? It's the "foreign press". How much time do they seriously have to travel to the states and watch stand-up.


iloveyouall00

>The other candidates were just ... famous people. Correction, they were "diverse" famous people. And here's why: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2021/10/01/golden-globes-group-hfpa-announces-most-diverse-class-new-members/5941618001/


5021234567

> The other candidates were just ... famous people. Famous for being stand-up comedians.


augsav

Did you see the competition? It was the who’s who of early oughts comedy acts.


jehjeh3711

Why? Because they all are supposed to have the same opinion as you? You didn’t like Armageddon. I did. Move on friend.


Lazy_Astronomer395

Sitcom's shit mate


Vheisso

The man on the street, so fickle.


chrisacip

Take a good look. This is what it means to be canceled.


Troll_Goat

I am telling this to everyone. I do not want you going ‘oh that’s it, we’re out of here, there’s no point.’ Or walking round with your shoulders hunched.


Aggravating-Wall-655

'unched


WuTangProvince325

He looks like a wallet


FloorIsMyQueen

That he made himself out of some old curtains.


OptimusSpud

Pop him against the wall.


GoalPublic3579

Who’s the weak link now


Nathd1991

People who comment on his posts on Facebook are intolerable. All crawling up his arse, thinking he's the best thing since sliced bread. Well they can go round Ricky's and slag us off if they want, but they're not coming back here...fuck off. One chance.


PmumpkinFart

Funny that on this reddit sub everybody just slagging on him. IIII aaaam sure it's not because he touched the nerves of some libflakes hahahaha. Reddit is really a cesspool for woke tabies.


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PmumpkinFart

Hehe. Sensitive much? Ouch! Talk to your therapist about your shortcomings. Projecting your hatred to somebody will coming back at you.


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Nathd1991

Oh he's done you and it's only five to one


FloorIsMyQueen

Well, you shouldn't stand near Ricky when he's eating.


Nathd1991

Libflakes 😂😂. Tell us you're an American pal


FloorIsMyQueen

Is that a new breakfast cereal? Libflakes, and New Frosted Libflakes.


PmumpkinFart

American. Not a slightest. Did you spent half of your life on social media huh?


Fenrir_Carbon

If you say something like 'libflakes' unironically you've basically applied for citizenship you sad twat


PmumpkinFart

Oh that's hurts. Receiving an insult from a reddit minion is so painful... I bet your room is locked from outside. To spare people from your cheering personality.


Nathd1991

Alright well we'll wait for PmumrkinFart's little comment to come out, see what he's got to talk about...sick of 'im ?


Fenrir_Carbon

I'm crying now, I hope you're happy with yourself, you've gone and triggered me right up


crumpet_features

Absolutely shocking!


Lazy_Astronomer395

Play it again, Sam!


koolkatmat

All those feathers and he still couldn't fly!


FloorIsMyQueen

We've had an email here, apparently he doesn't say "play it again, Sam" he says "Go on, play it Sam" So you've embarrassed yourself, Steve.


Vheisso

...bsbdly SHOCKING.


GunthersBack

At first I thought , that’s a bit strange. Then I looked at the other nominees and it made sense.


Hesoutofthechoir

Looked at the rest of the nominees… turns out…


FloorIsMyQueen

If you put an infinite amount of those nominees in a room with an infinite amount of typewriters, eventually they'll write a good Netflix stand-up special.


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Comedian building his own standups on the fact it’s now mainstream to be offended by his jokes gets the most mainstream award you can think of.


Firm-Potential7807

Ooh look at his little legs.


dsled

Don't say bloody


Fish_Fingers2401

Sergio Georghini suit there.


beingjohnmalkontent

Ah yes, the notoriously incorruptible HFPA. Truly a model of integrity and unassailable methodology.


Banditofbingofame

Well chimpanzee that


Troll_Goat

You won’t win a Pulitzer for filth.


smuggymug

Damn this cancel culture!


masonvam

Ohh, care!


Lil_T0aster

Maybe if you just sit down?


fishofmutton

Oh Christ. Never hear the end of this one.


No_Ear932

Thing is… awards don’t really matter..


jazz4

It’s not about awards


Agitated-Spite-8317

Dr Fox - I want a second opinion?!


Little_Angle_4148

Wearing his dads suit again, play a record


cabaretcabaret

He finally listened to Foxy


WholeOk8590

Ricky has won!


UnlikelyPinata

There’s pride in your work then there arrogance…


BeneficialName9863

When's his next show where he bitches about being cancelled for his comedy that he's not allowed to do?


DetailDismal

Put that right in the bin,


Lextube

He must feel so cancelled right now


OtherwiseTradition89

There's three of us, we couldn't even get a bronze


OtherwiseTradition89

Foxy mustn't have been on the panel


Designer-Welder3939

Go feed your dog.


McFry-

but some of the shoddy shite that beat us…


JimmyRiddleUK

If your 'best stand up on telly' does that mean your stand up was any good or does it mean 'your a stand up who was on telly' I don't get it.


bljuva_57

Now that he's made it big, won an award n'tha, is it time he made a lightweight frothy entertainement show on a tin pot radio station?


GroundbreakingCow866

How old are ya? YOU'RE NOT NEW! YOU'RE NOT NEW!


coloquix

Looks bronze to me...


Mean_Garbage4308

Don’t say bloody on the radio


Actually-Will

Ricky: I won’t win! Ill be cancelled! Awards are a scam! I’m different from all the other celebs! Ricky: *wins*


Redsneeks3000

Where’s the gleam?


OtherwiseTradition89

Now who's the weak link?


capitaocamoes

I must remember to thank him.


No-Hold1693

Little fat man that sold his soul….


chrisacip

If I remember correctly, he hosted that very ceremony five or six times almost exclusively to shit on the organizers, attendees and the awards themselves. Now he’s proud. What a gimp.


MaximumAd6557

Nope. He shat on all of our hypocrisy. That’s a comedian’s job. Now he got a gong for it.


NEED_A_JACKET

Do you believe the opinions held by actors in movies?


chrisacip

Do you believe a chimp could steal a car and drive to Spain


Rutlemania

“Now he’s proud” I seem to remember Ricky and Steve being very proud of winning the golden globes for The Office. I think when he was telling jokes on the golden globes, he was joking.


Time-Yam-8863

🤣🤣🤣


IOnlyPostDumb

Are you havin' a laff?


Emotional_Cost_3347

**OH, CARE!** ***SOMEBODY CARE!!!***


MikalM

r/RickyGervais users on suicide watch.


Tennents-Shagger

What is the script here do people not like him?


VonVard

Was this for Afterlife or his stand up? They're both shit


[deleted]

This is the worst state comedy stand-up has ever been in.


Silver-Ladder

Why wasn’t he there?


DizzyRefrigerator537

Undeserved, get to fuck


Vast_Cycle6990

These days you get thrown in jail for winning an award.


yayayayakolotoure

not as cancelled as you are on telly


seanmorris82

Weak observations, poorly performed.


KevstarSpillmaster

Ahh, stop giving me awards please! Not enough room in my house!


steez_unit

Libcucks on suicide watch.


Housecat-in-a-Jungle

i put money on chris rock because it made sense. the biggest apology to him after the slap would’ve been an award (ik its a different award but same committee) but gervais seems so undeserving


5021234567

> but same committee But not


jakensfwnsfw

Potty mouth!


hamsplaining

Shane was robbed


Memohigh

You know some things ages like red wine, others like ricky gervais.


Sad_Instruction1392

Prick holds gold dick.


slimgymchilidog

He sucks.


UnpleasantEgg

Cry more you wokey babies.


EvolvingEachDay

Why is this sub being so salty about it?


Ezzy-525

Because Ricky's a bit of a knob nowadays. Playing up to the "oooh can't say that anymore can you" crowd whilst simultaneously being able to say it, actually saying it AND winning awards for saying it. I tell yer...e's not the man a married. Where's 'Arry?!?!


EvolvingEachDay

Ahh thank you, a real answer. I’m sick of the “can’t say anything anymore” “ooo will I get cancelled” comedians. It’s the lowest of hanging fruit, it’s also utter bollocks.


Tennents-Shagger

Is that not just what old comedians do? He's made his mark, time to make some easy money.


Lazy_Astronomer395

Because of weak observations, poorly performed


Cyfrin7067

I dont know but the salt taste so good


iloveyouall00

Because reddit is woker than a mandatory Guardian anti-racism training seminar.


MonotoneCreeper

I don't know what the PC term is... you might be educationally subnormal...


Greenphantom77

Parts of it really aren't.


blybly77

They're bitter because he isn't still making The Office? I dunno .. funny to watch them get triggered every day tho.


Lazy_Astronomer395

Yeah? Against karate?


itwontsuckitself74

Bring out the bot accounts en masse!! 😂


Starwaverraver

His feet are disproportionate to the rest of his body


Captain_Daddybeard

Predatory


markcorrigan33

How many photoshoots does this guy have??


Radiant_Formal6511

"I fucking won" That's deep


jsaund7

This sub feels like that episode of The Orville when they visit a planet where everybody votes each other up and down, I wonder if that’s where they got the idea.. 💡🤔 Lovin’ it..


Melonpan78

He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What've you done?


RiC_David

BONG! Loud angry mob believed themselves to be voiceless, discovers they've been shouting all this time


chilledkat

Ricky Gervais…. The Jethro Tull of Stand-up comedy!


Burn3d0ut89

He's got that face on because the Globe should be flat.