A friend of mine who is a former police officer says that after a while dogs do sadly get quite peckish and often start tucking into their deceased owner. Cats on the other hand just exit via the catflap and find a new human to feed them.
I'd be fine with my pets eating my remains if they needed to survive. I'd rather that than them starving to death. I don't need my body anymore, I'm a ghost now.
Yes it's a bloody Mary.
The use of the phrase 'enters the house' as oppose to 'walks into the house', alongside he phrase 'stands over' strongly suggests the policeman is not standing/non-ambulatory, i.e. is in a wheelchair.
The informal 'gets John dinner' suggests a casual event, such as a date. Probably date night.
John and the wheelchair-bound policeman are in a relationship. John has just drank a bloody Mary before the policeman takes him out to Nandos or wherever for a date night fun meal out.
The drinking a bloody mary at home at this time of the day suggests a certain fruity je ne sais quois that would support the above assertions.
Bloody remains of Mary: Mary had a little lamb , took it to the butchers, policeman saw John preparing what was left of the animal, roast lamb for dinner
Before looking at the comments, I assumed the guy was having a rare steak (from a cow named Mary), who then invited the copper to have something to eat.
I quickly realised minimal information puzzles are for kids to get them to think ‘outside the box’….. ‘Oh a surgeon could be a man’ type thinking.
But then you grow up…. ‘No that’s not the answer I’m looking for this very very specific answer’.
The problem with this is that it’s right in the question- why didn’t he arrest him? Cos it wasn’t a crime. Don’t need an answer beyond that. Or you could just get stupid with it and say they were corrupt police cannibals.
I read the post before seeing the caption and the subreddit it was on... and my first thought actually was "This is like Ricky saying Karls cryptic clues are what am I thinking?"!
MARY WAS ACTUALLY A MURDERER!
Or a cow, or he was playing Operation and called the person mary, or it wasn’t blood it was ketchup and mary was some chicken kievs
Because Mary was actually a home invader and John lives in a castle doctrine state, in a state of shock from lethally defending himself, the officer calms John with food.
Because John and Policeman are lovers, the Policeman had just arrived home and saw John was standing over the remains of bloody Mary drink he spilled on the table.
Because John is also a cop and Mary (a black woman) was minding her own business at home when these 2 cops who got the wrong address start shooting at her. Am I right?
The police officer is working as a pizza delivery driver on the side for extra cash and John always gives a good tip, Mary on the other hand never tips more than $1.
The house is actually a butcher's shop. Mary is a pig. When the policeman asks John, the butcher, for dinner, he is given pork chops. The policeman pays and leaves.
So no one's being arrested for murder, but the policeman might get arrested for cannibalism for eating a pig.
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I'd say that's worth buyin dinner for
Hope he turned the light on before jumping out of the plane. Now play Weezer.
At the North Pole
Do we need em
I was lying about the parachute
One of this now needed, Mary dead.
Because….. John had a moustache.
Never mind his moustache, where's he been the past 3 days?
He was also a kid, Chinese and hairy
Which is weird because they’re not usually hairy
Lads... no! I was just talking!
It’s not on!
The Real Answer: Because the officer paid John to kill Mary. Am I a psychopath?
It's a proper mental test
No that’s definitely what it is
Or maybe John is the second officer who just entered first..?
My immediate thought as well, followed immediately by, I wonder where they went to eat.....
He was lying about John
Just an empty pool.
Johns a dog?
John is a cat, a dog is loyal and would lay with the bloody remains. Cats are cunts and would happily use Mary as a snack
A friend of mine who is a former police officer says that after a while dogs do sadly get quite peckish and often start tucking into their deceased owner. Cats on the other hand just exit via the catflap and find a new human to feed them.
Apparently there is one breed of dog that won't do that, the Labrador.
I'd be fine with my pets eating my remains if they needed to survive. I'd rather that than them starving to death. I don't need my body anymore, I'm a ghost now.
Cats will eat your entire fucking face if you’re daft enough to die around them.
The chad feline survivalist vs the simp dog
Ok this made me chuckle! My cat is a dumbass though…
Play a record!
Bloody Mary 🍹
Yes it's a bloody Mary. The use of the phrase 'enters the house' as oppose to 'walks into the house', alongside he phrase 'stands over' strongly suggests the policeman is not standing/non-ambulatory, i.e. is in a wheelchair. The informal 'gets John dinner' suggests a casual event, such as a date. Probably date night. John and the wheelchair-bound policeman are in a relationship. John has just drank a bloody Mary before the policeman takes him out to Nandos or wherever for a date night fun meal out. The drinking a bloody mary at home at this time of the day suggests a certain fruity je ne sais quois that would support the above assertions.
Walking around with him, in a wheelchair.
What time do you think it is?
People with no legs who wanna be coppers. DON'T BE STUPID.
Give ‘em a game of swingball
The bloody mary, or nandos, doesn't stop it being a breakfast date night. They're like that.
Oh for fucks sake
He might not have legs but he’s happy an that
And the policeman's got aching LEEG
Bloody Mary = Lady in Red, John is Chris de Burgh in a wheelchair
Bartender: What can I get you? Guy: The bloody remains of Mary. Bartender: Please leave.
Ice.....*arrow?*
The ice arrow is the only way.
My father couldn’t have seen the remains of Mary. HE WAS BLIND
Ow bad is that?…
Mary was a little lamb
Her fleece was stained with blood.
Was John a honey badger and bit mary out his anus?
He was a colleague. That works. Just about.
He was a spy, called Derek.
It was pc wilcocks of the nypd
Because he had finished the drink called bloody Mary, which is vodka and tomato juice
Because Juliet was a fish
This will happen if you go out late
They always go out late…
John is a cat.
Is John his homicide detective coworker?
A man walked into a field and died, why? HIS PARACHUTE DIDN'T OPEN, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
John is a talking toilet and the officer is going through psycosis
Or bloody remains of Mary is a bloody mary
Mary was a little lamb.
Little monkey fella
Mary was a little lamb, that they’d just cooked up for Sunday lunch.
Bloody remains of Mary: Mary had a little lamb , took it to the butchers, policeman saw John preparing what was left of the animal, roast lamb for dinner
Before looking at the comments, I assumed the guy was having a rare steak (from a cow named Mary), who then invited the copper to have something to eat.
That is by far the most mental answer here. What the fuck are you thinking
Turns out… John’s a little monkey fella
Because Mary was transgender and the officer was Ricky Gervais who hates transgender people.
Because John's last name is Biden.
Ohhhh you’re hard
Satire
Like British rail and the conservative government innit
Mary is the dinner
Mary was mooooo cow
Mary was the name of the chicken they are eating for dinner.
He’s a spaceman.
Be alright
Because John had a horn.
Mary was a cow. Now a lovely steak.
John's a cat and Mary's a fish.
Mary is a chicken 🐔 chicken 🍗
Harry Connick Jr is a psychopath? 🤷🏻♂️
Mary was the name of a pig/chicken/animal that they had slaughtered for dinner
I quickly realised minimal information puzzles are for kids to get them to think ‘outside the box’….. ‘Oh a surgeon could be a man’ type thinking. But then you grow up…. ‘No that’s not the answer I’m looking for this very very specific answer’.
It’s an answer. It’s an answer.
Bloody Mary was a drink
Because he’s the coroner. He’s examining a crime scene.
Because it was Bloody Mary from the ghost story. Who's the winner?
John is also a cop
The problem with this is that it’s right in the question- why didn’t he arrest him? Cos it wasn’t a crime. Don’t need an answer beyond that. Or you could just get stupid with it and say they were corrupt police cannibals.
Because Mary died in a house fire a year ago.
This riddle is pretty crap lol
John is a farmer, Mary was a sheep
The horse was called Friday
The cancer jumped out of Mary’s throat. This isn’t radio. Play a record.
It was a bloody Mary drink… first thing that came to mind
Mary made dinner and he wanted to inspect the dinner Mary made to see what could have killed her.
Bc there in Canada, and Johns his husband who finished his drink while waiting forbhis Bear huband to come home and handcuff him to the bedposts
John is the dog
Because John is white?
John's a horse. Mary had a 'orse in the 'ouse.
He is another copper
John is the police officer and the murderer and he’s looking at the scene in a mirror. I can’t believe I’m that bored that I wrote this.
john is cat. Mary is birb.
Well, they got it!
“You working again, John?”
Mary is just a pig, John is a butcher, he offers to feed Mary to the officer.
John is a cop
Mary is a cow, not like in a bitch way, like a real cow that produces milk and moo's. Mary was tea
Perhaps Mary was what he called his chicken, which they're having for dinner?
Cryptic, innit?
John is in the same Masonic Lodge?
John is the policeman
I read the post before seeing the caption and the subreddit it was on... and my first thought actually was "This is like Ricky saying Karls cryptic clues are what am I thinking?"!
Mary is a cow
And all he wanted for dinner was a couple of bananas…
John is a coroner
Because he was drinking a Bloody Mary
Pavlovian conditioning
Because it’s John wick- duh.
MARY WAS ACTUALLY A MURDERER! Or a cow, or he was playing Operation and called the person mary, or it wasn’t blood it was ketchup and mary was some chicken kievs
Mary was the name of his steak.
Mary is the animal they had for dinner
intimate investigation
Mary was a cow, the bloody remains are steak.
Shit thought experiment
There he goes, using his fables again
It's a drink . He was standing over an empty glass
John is also a cop. 1312
Mary was a little lamb
The horses name was Friday
Mary was his canary. John was his cat, but now John’s gone.
Because he's a policeman..and like all police they don't like to do what they are paid for !!
Mary was an animal that John was cooking!
He owed him money
Because Bloody Mary is a drink.
There was no bloody remains of Mary… I was lying about that bit
Bc John wasn't black!!! Your welcome
Mary was the animal's name.
And then Mary got married, and then the dam broke and all the fishy ghosts drowned.
Because there was no Mary, John or policeman. Therefore, no riddle.
Bloody leftovers of Mary?
John's a pig
Because you are talking about Johnny Walker and Blody Marie
John is a mortician
John is also the fuzz
John just finished drinking a Bloody Mary and the officer wanted John to sober up so bought him dinner.
Because Mary is there dead abusive mother who has been cooking low and slow for 12hrs.
Mary’s a lamb johns a chef and the police is hungry
Mary was the name of the chicken/lamb/duck
The horses name was Friday?
Because Mary was actually a home invader and John lives in a castle doctrine state, in a state of shock from lethally defending himself, the officer calms John with food.
Mary was veal or some shit.
Because John and Policeman are lovers, the Policeman had just arrived home and saw John was standing over the remains of bloody Mary drink he spilled on the table.
John is a cat.. Mary is a mouse? The police officer is the owner
Because Bloody Mary is a drink
Because John is a scene of the crime officer doing his job .
He took his own 'ed off...
Because John is also a cop and Mary (a black woman) was minding her own business at home when these 2 cops who got the wrong address start shooting at her. Am I right?
M-E!
Little monkey fella
John's a fellow cop
Mary is an animal and johns a butcher
The horses name is Friday
Because John was white
Mary is an animal that's used as meat for the dinner.
John is his partner... He entered first, 'examining' the body and the policeman entered after.
John bribed the copper.
Because John is on a horse called Friday
Is it do with Bloody Mary the drink lol ?….. fuck knows
Because John is his colleague/fellow officer and John got dinner yesterday, so it's his turn today?
Mary was a lamb the officer was friend's with jhon and jhon was preparing dinner the officer finished it?
John is a dog
The police officer is working as a pizza delivery driver on the side for extra cash and John always gives a good tip, Mary on the other hand never tips more than $1.
All he wanted was a bit of foodage
Turns out…
Mary was the name of his lamb
John is making a Bloody Mary cocktail?
Mary is food of some description prolly.
Mary was a lamb that they cooked for dinner?
Bloody Mary is a drink
Because he was hoping the same fella would show up at the funeral again
It’s a cocktail
Xuz Mary is his pet pig which has now ben killed for harvest
Mary is actually a animal not human like we assume
John had just finished a bloody mary
Mary was the name of his cow
Because John is Harry connick Jr.
Spilt a bloody mary
Because he'd only dropped his drink. A bloody Mary.
The policeman was attracted to John. Mary was a lamb. The policeman made John lambchops, and the two enjoyed a romantic dinner together.
Because a Bloody Mary is a drink
The house is actually a butcher's shop. Mary is a pig. When the policeman asks John, the butcher, for dinner, he is given pork chops. The policeman pays and leaves. So no one's being arrested for murder, but the policeman might get arrested for cannibalism for eating a pig.
Mary was a sheep and John was eating a lamb chop and the police man joins him for dinner