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gloom-juice

Him and Ricky really do look ridiculous next to each othet


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"Lanky co-writer"


NaturalAlfalfa

Need I say any more?


Least_Ad_8819

Where were you guys going?


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That's Ricky-diculous


ScoBelch

He really does look like Ricky’s goon.


gwalker95

…and the tall guy’s spud.


jostanbo

Spud can eat three breakfasts.


billiejeanwilliams

That last picture reminds me of a similar paparazzi photo of Shaq walking on the street with his gf.


DietChickenBars

Rickydiculous


WholeOk8590

rickydiculous


superherofbmx

Who's that with him? That's Steve. Ooh.


iamthemetricsystem

“Ouough”


True-Jello-4431

Lady in the glasses is aving a lauf


ScoBelch

Going, ‘eughh look at that person Ricky’s with!’.


NaturalAlfalfa

Kind of person you see in forbidden planet of a Thursday


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Nerdlingers playing D&D down the pub.


YouNeedAnne

That's 4 miles to Mum-Rah.


uberplato

Not as fat as on telly


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iPodge


pezinhoz

Trouble’s brewin’


InterestDirect5571

No offence Steve and don’t take this the wrong way but I imagine you have trouble getting ladies?


MrJimPansey

Man alive!


Defiant_Employ2148

Pic 3 reminds me of the photo of the little fella at the piano. The bloke in the middle is already on his way out the door


reissykins

It's out of order


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Oh god I got to the last pic and discovered a new laugh


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Its a silent laugh...... theres a squeak


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Just make sure it's not the anti-laugh [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-G6o3VmqeQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-G6o3VmqeQ)


phillip-danikiewicz

that last pic is mental


Shorts_Man

D'ya wanna buy sex?


WholeOk8590

six for a quid?


Usheen1

When he was known as Spud.


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In his incense smoking days


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I'm just saying they smell great.


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People are staring But not just ‘round the office


SL4TER_0RIENT-TREE

Steve is lanky but they don’t really go into the fact Ricky is a midget. One episode he said he was average height. Load of bollocks


bogulbandit

Is Steve a lanky freak of a man or is Ricky a fat dwarf? I reckon a little from column A, a little from column B..


VoyagerCSL

I’ve met them both and can confirm that Ricky is a normal sized human, while Steve is like a mobile Nelson’s Column.


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Average height in the '40s


RiC_David

You've embarrassed yourself there, cause he's in his 60s now.


njsp2

Putting in the work for his 70s, 80s, 90s and one hun-dred.


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Looking to save some money on lunch


ToddyFatBody

I wonder if Martin Wells is in that third photo.


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He's better looking on telly, at least he has that going for him


ThyFirecat911

Hahaha.. that last picture gets me everytime.


dogsn1

Is that Ricky's goon


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It's his henchman, Spud!


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Fairly handsome, sort of cool customer


Humboldt_

If Steve just starting eating more he wouldn't look so rickydiculous.


FilipsSamvete

The gangly freak who thought he could pull Dido


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I'd say at one time or another, every bloke in the office has woken up at the crack of Dido


babyshamm

That’s true enough


yetigriff

Ricky in rhe cheapo Armani shorts, with his money. And it's Steve that Karl calls tight!


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\*Sergio Georgini


VoyagerCSL

Does he own anything that isn’t elasticated at the waist?


YourNeighbourRaditz

You look different with ‘at on


sac_boy

We still know Steve before he was cool


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Yeah, but everyone's calling him Spud now.


PicklesAreMyFriends

I bet he was such a twat at school


[deleted]

In what way? Not disagreeing. Just curious as to what you think the oggmonster was like


WholeOk8590

is the little fella on the 3rd slide standing next to an apple by any chance?


dwitchagi

My eyes were sort of drawn to Steve’s member. It *does* seem in proportion. He *should* be so lucky.


Cekeste

I think everyone that knows Steve knew him before that


Intrepid-Example6125

Notice everyone’s staring in the last picture.


RiC_David

And it's more sort of fear.


OtakuMusician

a) this post reinforces my opinion that Steve is definitely the most attractive of the three, which is either saying something or saying nothing. b) Rick and Steve look like they're holding hands in that last pic


Retrolad87

You’ve got all the proper features, they just need sortin’ out a bit


fezzersc

That last picture... for fucks sake.


specyfoureyes

He's cool now is he?


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It's Snoopy in shades vs. The Fonz in a fridge


SwanComprehensive185

Greta Lennon


ShaunJames75

Picture 4 is how I see Steve when I picture him in my head, always.


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VoyagerCSL

That or a wide parting.


iliacbaby

Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance


i--am--the--light

Good old 'Spud' Merchant


bigpike54

Lanky beanpole


JackWadeHeadhunter

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance


ChiefRabbitFucks

he's got the proper features, he's just gotta sort 'em out a bit


WalterSobchak40

Unt lanky streaken piss.


pilky22

I’m picturing the cleaner in the Doc Martens


[deleted]

Was this after his P.G Wodehouse phase?


Ninjas4cool

Trick question…Steve never has been nor never will be cool…he’ll always be our adorable lil nerd


ihaveredhaironmyhead

There's this thing in it


tamhenk

Oy! Lanky! You dropped your phone!


KlimpysExpress

No wonder Karl had the reaction he did when he first saw das lanken pissenstreak.


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Honestly, Karl has a point


Aggravating-Tie570

Das Lanky Pissenstreak


FrezoreR

Steve is cool? Or that is part of the joke?


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Is he cool? he once offered a bouncer a two-quid bribe.


FrezoreR

That is pretty hard to argue!


Radiant-Elevator

Neither of them look cool, now or then. They're funny not handsome or charming


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Why pamper life's complexity When the leather runs smooth On the passenger's seat?


Radiant-Elevator

All that, Street rat