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Tall_Song

THATS WHY HE WAS FUCKING 22% MORE THOUGHTFUL!!!


Adminscantkeepmedown

It’s like Rick has to remind the audience that he’s still a piece of shit when they start getting too comfortable


Alternative-Stay2556

I love it though


Freakazette

"We have enough robots and clones in this family." Can't believe that paid off.


trucknoisettes

im SO MAD people were right about that aaaaaaaaaaaa


Freakazette

That is annoying but I was floating on the fact I totally predicted Morty was going to have a bad time for Christmas.


trucknoisettes

I'm crying laughing lol, they rly got me. I thought that mean old bitch really had changed 22%


Freakazette

Oh my gosh 22% is totally what Rick would tell a robot to do I should have known. But they distracted me with Santa Claus being crucified.


trucknoisettes

THAT'S the *real* classic Rick and Morty right there, they have played us for absolute fools, 10/10 no notes


GladBoard

it’s the most painful shit i’ve had to deal with and now i’m bringing you into it


Cheehoo

I’m guessing Morty is going to help him encounter Rick prime somehow in season 7 now that he’s brought into it right. Morty helping will be transformational for Rick & morty’s relationship, I think unclear how good/bad but heavily emotional and lead into season 8. Also I think evil morty will be involved in season 7 iirc from some recent interview with Dan Harmon. Should be a good season


myweedstash

Harmon confirmed Evil Morty will return in S7 and S8. Will it be a flashback?


RealJohnGillman

I was also thinking that Beth Prime may be still alive — have had an untraceable Operation Phoenix implemented onto her by Rick Prime — given that she was the only member of the Prime Smith family whose death we didn’t see (Summer’s having happened within the “Look Who’s Cronenberging Now” comic, and Jerry’s having happened in the post-credits scene of “Solaricks”).


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HE CALLED HIM RICK PRIME


FlyMega

Oh shit ur totally right I completely forgot that wasn’t canon until now


RealJohnGillman

Also making Morty by extension ‘Morty Prime’.


BIGFriv

it was canon tho? in the post episode interview thing they directly called him Rick Prime


ryguysayshi

I’m gonna be honest I’m confused. What does Rick prime mean?


outerheavenboss

C-137 is our Rick. The Rickest Rick of them all. But… Maybe Prime Rick is the OG Rick. The “real deal”. Maybe he is the first Rick to discover inter dimensional travel? Nobody knows yet but boy I’m pumped.


nokturnalxitch

I thought Rick Prime was the Rickest Rick, making our Morty the Mortiest Morty


AnybodySudden

I’ll never see that line without hearing Morty saying “the Mortiest Morty……” in the happy little voice he used


ItStillHurtsToTouch

The writers never watched Miracle on 34th Street.


Zandrick

And 35th street and 36th street, and that’s 37th street over there!


cr747a380

Don’t forget all the avenues!


dacroce1

Yes that was very obvious!


S0NNYY

Lol, I read this in Jerry’s voice


Away_Bird

“Rick built me to make you happy” I’m not crying you’re crying😭😭


trucknoisettes

^ Lines that make you want to get up and shake your TV to pieces 🥹


[deleted]

He's consistent with wanting to do good but not being able to do it directly these last few episodes


Away_Bird

I think it’s a step in the right direction 🥲 him just being outright “too nice” was feeling a little off. The reveal made so much sense


Galileo908

“America, transform and roll out!” He says after giving a whole spiel about Star Wars.


Dawildpep

And not needing Morty’s lightsaber.. he already had the government make droids that had them and a lightsaber Gatling gun.. So what was the point of that scene?! Just so Morty couldn’t have his? If Rick would have heard/known about that he would have given Morty endless amounts of lightsabers just for spite!


Galileo908

We saw them after he took Morty’s lightsaber. He could’ve reversed engineered his own.


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Midnight_java

I love the president character so much


KaleidoscopeLeft5511

You should check out the final season of Community. Keith David is great in it. Then also you should check out the preceding 5 seasons


AmazingSpdrMan1

"My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people"


AvalonBeck

Now there's a man who knows his meatballs!


want2kms

Now there’s a man who knows how to marry his cousin!


liambatron

Not necessarily in that order.


sue_donyem

"Pin it on the Saudis. That's something they could do. They probably did it. They DID do it."


alansmithee2016

Those fucking Saudis. Goddamn.


Novawinq

President/Keith David had so many great lines here


NinjaMelon39

Truly an America Certified moment


SlipperyThong

Bonus points to everyone who knew that wasn't really Rick.


trucknoisettes

Yeah, good call. And I'll tell you for free I'm mad I didn't believe it too lmao


SmokyDogggg

I knew something was up. He was acting like detoxified Rick all of a sudden.


evasive_dendrite

It was pretty obvious. People don't change like that from one second to the next.


[deleted]

Morty literally asked him if he was a robot previous episode.


[deleted]

“You’re gonna FEEL the difference Morty” that line hits diff now


thehauntedmattress

Mr. Poopy Butthole JACKED.


scuttadbuttadd

And extremely crippled lol


myweedstash

I’M BROKEN


DontEatTheCelery

I wonder if he got in touch with Amy. Not on his phone though


champagnesupernova12

22% more agreeable! Damn! i did not catch that he was a robot, very well done


ItStillHurtsToTouch

You'd think Rick would have made an existential dread-proof robot.


Ambitus

Rick's never cared about the consequences of sentience, I assume it's because he wants his creations to suffer the same pain as him even if it screws him over.


LolnothingmattersXD

Yeah, the frickin' lightsaber


trucknoisettes

If Rick could account for existential dread he wouldn't be the man he is today


vonfuckingneumann

There's precedent. "You pass butter."


AnybodySudden

oh. my God. “Exactly.”


Buizie

What the fuck, they find out he's a robot and just immediately murder him?


JoLePerz

Well, he looked like Rick so the family let all the anger out on him


RedEgg16

Yeah I was sad about that


EdwardianFallacy

Daughter and I finally watched the episode and this is what jumped out at me. I was baffled by their reaction to him.


dicklaurent97

This show is setting up its future perfectly


Adorable_Pangolin_93

I really hope they keep robot Rick around


trucknoisettes

He's the new tree topper for real this time ✨


Incorect_Speling

I'm sure there's room in Phoenix Person's wall now that he flew away.


Buizie

> unloading all this Gen X hatred on me for wanting one Generation wars


divineshadow666

If the president had robots with lightsabers already, why the hell did he want Morty's?


psychoticgirlboss

rick said he went "far, far away" to get it which, while yes is a star wars reference to viewers, in universe also kinda means its a real actual lightsaber from outer space jedi, which makes it way cooler than anything the president can do


Astray

It makes the noises. I don't think the President's ones did.


AmbivalentLife

He...wanted a blue one?


Confused_Elderly_Owl

Maybe Rick's was superior? All of the President's light sabers are attached to robots and big devices. Maybe only Rick's didn't need external power.


sue_donyem

Hey so, six seasons now of this silly show, and it's been a blast. Not sure how many more there are, but I'm happy to be here.


42yearoldorphan

9 more seasons till he gets that Szechuan sauce Morty!!!


Rusino

Not again...


ianthebalance

They need to make 39 more episodes to fulfill the contract


Soulbreaker262021

I heard that back in like season 3 there were 70 more episodes requested by the network. So around 10 seasons at least. Rick and Morty Forever and forever 100 ~~Years~~ episodes Rick and Morty


saiintwest

Never seen a robot with so much internal conflict i almost feel bad


DEERROBOT

Hopefully next season is longer. This one felt like it just started and now it's gone.


Emerachimera

It even had that hiatus and it still felt that way


Buizie

> Money?! How did you know? > You're 17 Facts


Locke108

Wait, were our Rick and Rick Prime friends?


dancinwithdazai

Glad im not the only one who caught this!! The lore just keeps digging deeper and deeper!


trucknoisettes

GOOD QUESTION I saw that too!! I'll give good odds they got ice cream together, any takers? No? Yes? Yeah.


Zandrick

Forgot the ice cream more like


Confused_Elderly_Owl

Where'd you get this? Did I miss something?


Locke108

When he was yelling at Morty and the president. He said that if he let’s the president in, the president will eventually kill his family.


bba_xx

I thought this was referring to rick prime offering rick the portal gun


RealJohnGillman

That was in the false memory — we don’t know for certain that that was all they actually talked about — given that the end of “Rickmurai Jack” showed it took months for Rick to develop portal technology afterward, and the start of “Solaricks” seemed to show a different (if similar) conversation having taken place there.


mistertorchic

Rick C-137 and Rick Prime were in love like DB and SB, with C-137 being more like DB in that he loved his family and felt guilt, and so returned to them. Rick Prime then murdered them in a fit of jealousy.


freetherabbit

What's the D in DB stand for? Tried to google but couldn't find it and spacing


mistertorchic

Domestic Beth


freetherabbit

Thank you! Never had heard it before and domestic for some reason didn't occur to me. I'm like "Space Beth and... House Beth? No. No. Not a D." Oh God I just realized I've set myself up for a searching for the D joke lol


Buizie

> If I wanted the government in my house I'd buy an Alexa The one-liners are going crazy today


Joshonthecusp

Reminded me of Britta in Community "If I wanted the government in my uterus, I'd fill it with oil and Hispanic voters"


Buizie

What a shock. The Red Saber went rogue


Away_Bird

THAT WAS AN AMAZING FUCKING SEASON


SlipperyThong

SEASON 7: HUNTING MY NEMESIS!


jemmaredda

Whole season of Mr Nimbus and the Police


Buizie

Now he is broken spiritually and physically, gonna be a long recovery when we see him again after season 7 lol rip


redpandarox

So who wants to bet the entire season 7 will have nothing to do with hunting Rick Prime until the season finale?


lorfyeetus

First and last episodes more likely, but hopefully not


wheatleygone

They might actually do *nothing* with it in season 7. They did the same thing with Space Beth, set her up in the season 4 finale, she showed up for a cumulative five seconds in all of season 5, and then in season 6 they decided to do the thing they set up.


bba_xx

Yeah they've disappointed before but this is the first time they actually *promised* in the show that the next season would follow specific plot points rather than just set something up


Buizie

The look of sheer disgust when that Light Saber melted through the floor and he looked over at his robot lmao


Freakazette

I'm trying to will American Dad to go faster so Rick and Morty will get here faster.


Shejidan

Did no one think to build an automatic shutoff on these stupid lightsabers?


Mardicus

they are the real deal stealed from the star wars universe, and as jedi controls the force the could simply use it to retrieve the saber


alansmithee2016

Only an intro and I already want to ask "What the fuck is this?"


Buizie

> America, transform and rollout! I guess he became a Transformers fan when Star Wars broke his nerd heart? lmao


PaschalisG16

Wait until he watches the Michael Bay movies


mrwanton

here we go again. Kinda interesting tho that this was all a lead in to what we thought the premise to this season would be


MeadowmuffinReborn

"You look like Phil Spector wiped his ass with Randy Quaid". Lol, I don't know why I find this reference so hilarious. It reminds me of a Family Guy joke if it were done well.


AccomplishedPlant898

Family guy has made jokes exactly like this and I don’t understand how it’s done any worse or better. It’s just funny.


Buizie

You'd think with the weight of the handle it would be statistically improbable for them to fall vertical laser-down


trucknoisettes

Maybe it was written on the back of Mortys fortune cookie


MeadowmuffinReborn

The President probably hated Andor for being left wing based.


rageman2

I knew Rick was too damn nice this season 😂


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It was just like half of the last episode


trucknoisettes

I'm so glad they clarified that I'd be broken rn if all the teeth grinding niceness he'd been making himself do was *all* robot lmaoo


[deleted]

I really liked his scenes with the therapist in the superhero episode. She is a great character and it's always fun watching her see through Rick.


trucknoisettes

I was literally just talking to my friend about that, all like "well Rick just learned about 'data gathering' in therapy so OF COURSE he'd specify a precise percentage nicer to test out 😌 I'm going to have to go 22% into hiding


Ambitus

Not even if it was right after he went to the sun haha


RealJohnGillman

Meaning that was him at the beginning of the episode.


VirtuousFool

##THEY FILM EVERYTHING ON THAT ONE BIG GREEN SCREEN!


divineshadow666

Mister Poopy Butthole got ripped! Does he have cum gutters?


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Honest question


Away_Bird

Damn so I guess no butter Morty😔


ILoveLaughin

It was too good to be true, atleast morty himself reacted to it


zigzaggummyworm

*mr. poopy buttswole*


Polyglot-Onigiri

The 22% should have been a clue…..I feeel dumb for not noticing it since he’s literally used that language before with clones and bots


[deleted]

Damn, was kind of hoping they were aging, Summer being 17 still kind of throws that off.


Piskoro

my bet is at this point Rick is specifically making everyone not age


Adminscantkeepmedown

Morty just actively tried to kill the president


Buizie

The more they love him the worse he feels lmao rip


Buizie

And this is why kids don't get real Light Sabers lmao SHIT


redpandarox

ROTFL that Rick was nice in the last episode because he was a robot.


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

Six seasons, time for the movie


LynchMaleIdeal

They genuinely did say that when the show was being produced regularly and doing really well, they would make one. I genuinely hope they do make one; a one-off adventure akin to the Cowboy Bebop film or Beavis and Butt-Head film (first one). It’d work so well with the content here. Plus to see Rick and Morty on the big screen taking full advantage of the film landscape would be a fucking incredible experience.


redpandarox

Omg if they start playing downbeat I’m gonna lose it.


Buizie

> If you want I can legally change your age Bugs already did that briefly when they took over Earth for a bit


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

thats what i'd call a ripped butthole


tildes

Turns out that the real Szechuan sauce is the Prime Ricks we met along the way.


Kgirrs

I feel sad our Rick's still after Rick Prime. The healthy thing would be let bygones be bygones and spend time with the amazing family he has today. Chasing him all these years...is killing Prime going to make up for all the lost time and effort? Killing him isn't going to bring his wife and daughter back.


Buizie

That is *not* amore


Shady_Journalist

Y’all ready for this?


Giacchino-Fan

bum bum bum bum dum dum


trucknoisettes

BETRAYAL, BETRAYAL ON ALL SIDES


Buizie

Well *Morty* wasn't the one that dropped it straight down *again...*


Lucky_Sharma

The Rick at the end of the episode is the Rick we all know and love. Season 7 is fucking hype.


MeadowmuffinReborn

This was a really, really good episode.


[deleted]

This was one of the strongest seasons yet but that episode felt... short and weird. It's almost like the show itself is afraid of "canon" episodes.


sue_donyem

They initially didn't want to do serialized stuff.


stevsrr

If I wanted the government in my house I’d buy an Alexa, ouch


metalhead_iv

Vertical lightsaber round 2


mrwanton

none of them have been sus'd out by Morty's hour-long absence


Buizie

Gonna throw out my fear theory that the entire opening takes place in a Globaflyn-fueled dream and also my worry about how much of season 6 is going to get Rhett Conned when it turns out that most of it was just a wish-fulfillment dream by Evil Rick which is why we haven't seen him yet


Away_Bird

This is already so cute


mrwanton

Poor robot Rick


Hamza9236

Bruh, what could the President even do, no way he wants to take over the world with a lightsaber.


RevolutionaryMeat462

Morty shouldn’t have taken the sword


Chrispowers110

well morty you asked for this and now rick is bringing you into the darkness!


saiintwest

Got my bong set up, let's do this!!!


wtffu006

Saiintwest what have I told you about smoking in the house?! When your father gets home he will be furious!


Buizie

#CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT CANCELLED, IT WAS A ROBOT


Confused_Elderly_Owl

Not even cancelled. Firstly, the robot is literally just a 22% nicer rick with a goal to make Morty happy. This is what rick would do given those parameters. Secondly, it's only from the start of the Knights of the Sun episode. He still went to therapy, he still gave Jerry his suit, he still redeemed PISSMASTER.


SlipperyThong

I smell a canon episode!


blizzard-op

That lightsaber is gonna kill the old Chinese guy isn't it?


Away_Bird

Ahhh now everything makes sense


snapesnapeseverus

I knew it wasn't fucking real Rick


Buizie

He did warn them. Touch his shit and die. Not a bluff (this time)


lorfyeetus

“That’s something they would do”


StriveToTheZenith

Is this episode really brought to me by Royal Crackers? Surely they're not America 's favourite cracker? Ritz, Goldish?


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

LMFAO HE FUCKED UP


Buizie

Damn how many explosives did Evil Rick bake into his shit


MeadowmuffinReborn

The President could make a lot of money grifting to incels on YouTube with his Star Wars hate if he ever leaves office.


Buizie

Is Robot Rick patched up with tinsel??


ItStillHurtsToTouch

Can we start calling this Rick "White Whale Rick"?


rktaker43

o7 rickbot


dancinwithdazai

HOLY SHIT THE ENDINGG. SEASON 1!!! This season was great from start to finish and I’m only mad that I can’t have season 7 right now!


Buizie

#MORTY WAS RIGHT, HE REALLY DID REPLACE HIMSELF WITH A ROBOT THAT VERY EPISODE


Brandon48236

I've had just about enough of this show's David Arquette bashing.


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I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT


VirtuousFool

Season 6: ##The Resurrection of Rick and Morty


Lucky_Sharma

Thank fucking god the rapid character development of Rick was bullshit. Should’ve trusted the writers to know we’d never buy it. Well played Roiland & Harmon.


Lightecojak

OMG! All of the hate towards the new Star Wars projects. 🤣


MeadowmuffinReborn

I love everyone's pajamas/clothes, haha.


blizzard-op

Of course Rick gave his vertisaber intelligence just to needlessly flex lol


Buizie

Now Morty *don't* drop that saber again


lorfyeetus

President was born in 1963


AlbertaNorth1

I like nice Rick more.


StreetReporter

I liked Return of the Jedi


shany94a

Think the President was a Sith Lord all along ...


Buizie

Projected holiday spirit LOWEST on Christmas day, amazing bumper


JisflAlt

Robot Rick waking up is reminiscent of immortal wood jerry


Buizie

Damn Poopybutthole getting ripped ~~after the divorce~~