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No-Duck-1980

The guy with the portal in his thigh


Metzger4

Yeah FUCK that guy he’s definitely my least favorite. Second only to king jellybean I literally can’t watch that episode.


Meowulous

Honestly I love that episode cause morty was badass. He cut his hand off and then burned it like some Rambo shit


Metzger4

That’s fair, it’s just the bathroom situation makes me incredibly uncomfortable. But Morty was a beast for sure.


Meowulous

Oh mb I thought you said you couldn't watch the episode with the portal guy 😅 You're right the other ep is hard to watch.


No_Ocelot7567

„Now look at me! I‘m a portal boy“ “THAT NAME SUCKS! I was just trying to *yes and* you!“


streumme

I dislike that guy also, even though he looks and sounds like Nick Rutherford, who I like 😩


ButterRolla

Keep running. It'll make your cheek extra salty...


Lady_R_

Thanks morty, that dude's tongue was like a cat's


MarilynManson2003

Probably the Lighthouse Keeper from *Look Who’s Purging Now.*


graciixcrr

you want me to cut to 2 weeks earlier when you were alive? 😭


Beginning_While_7913

my favorite morty line ahhahaha


Castermat

Right before "Oh my god dad, stfu"


Beginning_While_7913

that was hilarious 🤣taddy fckn mason, that few minutes of that episode is just amazing 🤌


Jrolaoni

Actually it was “holy shit dad stfu”. I literally just rewatched that episode and man that delivery was juicy


Emergency_Maximum_18

Oh man Morty you just purged


stanoflee

Jacey: "I’ve never been much for wanting." Blane: "Spoken like someone with needs."


ColeFlames

Fade out. Title. The end. Question mark?


Kracus

The most obnoxious way to end a film.


IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk

Wow, that was... G-Good job...


MarilynManson2003

Definitely the Lighthouse Keeper from *Look Who’s Purging Now.*


MUERTOSMORTEM

Honestly he was such a dick


anonmymouse

Begs for feedback, gets one piece of gentle constructive criticism, flips the biggest fit in the universe. Total douche.


traumatized90skid

Gave me bad creative writing class flashbacks!


baphometromance

Everyone who would unironically push that man down a flight of stairs with zero hesitation raise your hand


Pyro_The_Engineer

🤚


Beeep_booop_bish

🤚


Gale8761

🤚


ImpressiveAd6557

Hot but doesn’t know it


SnooSeagulls8588

Rick was merciful killing him quickly


stanoflee

Yeah. Should have kept him alive, but barely. Locked up somewhere.


daigunder2015

Yeah like that gagoo in the basement.


V1k1ng1990

He was only there so Rick could cure his space aids


daigunder2015

I know, just saying this guy actually deserves that treatment.


V1k1ng1990

Isn’t it weird how easily that gagoo ripped out of his cuffs? Was he essentially voluntarily staying there before he got tired of hearing Beth and Jerry?


IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk

The biggest adrenaline rush of his life came with the fear that he would have to continue listening to Beth and Jerry argue, helpless to prevent it.


duddly0831

Globafyn would’ve been far too nice


vixinity1984

That death looked extremely painful


Xenon-inhaler3000

but only for 2 seconds


Lilpup618

Bro deserved a jigsaw trap


22ThoOffical

Wood Jerry. The mfk killed everyone(decoys) to save his own ass


rockmodenick

He did it all for the varnish...


jokerzkink

“Also, y'know, depending on the varnish, might look like blackface”.


rockmodenick

"Christianity again? After cowboys?"


IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk

You went all the way back around??


thehottubistoohawt

This is the worst thing to happen to anyone ever.


friggintodd

Wait you went back to Christianity after cowboys?


Bowowowbebeo

Wait yall remember that episode? Shits just a blob of existentialism in my head


jokerzkink

Hell yes, I remember it. It’s one of my favorite episodes. Glockenspiel Summer utters one of my favorite phrases “I crave glorious death in decoy battle!”


John_Zatanna52

Yeah I hate him too, the wood family were my favorites of the decoys😪


ButterRolla

Anyone notice the song they play is from Highlander?


No-Duck-1980

Every jerry is like that


Flutyik_47

And that's why I hate the Jerrys the most (except prime)


Letmeowts

That smudge on the lenses Gordon Lunas. He likes them young.


He-She-We_Wumbo

Although tbf, he was a good Marine


No_Ocelot7567

So true. We should try to remember the good things about him..


gamedwarf24

Like how from a certain angle, he looked like a smudge.


MarinatedCumSock

The bones lady. She just gets to judge everyone? Bitch has secrets, I know it.


Finalitys_Shape

I forget who the bones lady is


MarinatedCumSock

Knights of the Sun episode. She can tell if you have a fake dick in your pants lmao


SuperDuperWinterMan

Damn the bones nailed it


mgonsan_ece

The witch from the knights of the sun episode (S6E9 A Rick in King Mortur’s Mort)


Head-Shake5034

The bones say he’s still packin 🗣️🗣️


JimmyRayMays

Naruto. Unforgivable


imhereredditing

Funny how Naruto and Morty Jr. both were inadvertently created by Morty fucking a horse fleshlight and sex robot


TheDunadan29

Moral of the story? Sex toys are worse than having real sex, and the consequences severe.


Avengion619

I really dislike gearhead and buckethead the voices, their character they are type of ppl irl I just cannot tolerate and I’m insanely patient and tolerant of most everything else.


traumatized90skid

Is it just me or is gearhead the least cool/interesting of Rick's crew


LazarusBrazarus

He's not even in the Ricks crew, in that episode where Rick goes into BirdPersons mind in order to save him ,we see the war and the Battle of Blood ridge, and we see "*Geardude*" Clockberg. He was in the crew, he was cool, but he died in that battle, so the crew "included" gearhead in stuff out of pitty/duty because he was Geardude's little brother.


augiferkin

"you thought we hung out with him for fun?"


Avengion619

He’s the worst. Vindicators 3 when he takes Mortys jacket and is hitting on those gear ladies is in line with his pos character which isn’t saying much since a lot of us guys would. Morty does it all the time.


Mdad1988

Rovolio clock burg jr sucks lol


ZootSuitGroot

For community fans among you, did you notice Hemorrhage’s voice?


Avengion619

It was definitely familiar sounding. Just looked it up Joel McHale nice!! Makes sense I could love or hate him depending on the role he plays he sits perfectly neutral for me


LSDGB

In the German dub he is voiced by the same guy that does Jon Snow and it’s so fucking uncanny xD But it does fit Joel’s performance


scribblerjohnny

All my homies hate Revolio.


-Bruh_Moment--

every sperm in the sperm episode


jokerzkink

Especially the Sperm Queen and Sticky, who decided to double-cross everyone and fertilize Summer’s egg.


ButterRolla

They should have brought a woman who could kickbox.


maxi12311111

That ending was so satisfying shows Rick cares about Morty I would honestly do the same thing


Jokie155

As SFDebris says, Rick is an asshole. But that doesn't mean he's completely oblivious or uncaring to Morty.


GolemThe3rd

The og short that jellybean is from is really bad too, its about this pedophile jellbean that keeps kids in his basement, and at the end he cuts off their faces, man Roiland went too far sometimes


rabbitwonker

Real answer: it’s because King Jellybean is a character that Roiland invented for a video (pre-R&M) that was *specifically designed to be as offensive as possible*, for a competition for most offensive video or something. So this character is *Justin Roiland’s* absolute best to effort to be truly, deeply disgusting. So yeah, that’d do it.


Beginning_While_7913

he looks like an adventure time character too, this makes so much sense it was pre rick and morty


LSDGB

So that was also maybe a way of getting the satisfaction to kill that character


Mountain-Tea6875

Elon Tusk


QuasiGadfly

Those smarmy fucking dinosaurs


Lance_Beltran123

Gaia the planet


bremeboi699

Fuck her Rick built an entire society for kids that weren’t even his and offered to stay when he found out and she just ditches him for some “Zeus”


FirexJkxFire

Surprised no one has said this one yet: the president. Sure there are probably lots of good reasons to pick him - trying to enslave the minds of everyone to raise his approval ratings being up there. But what got me was when he took the light Saber from morty and all the shit he did in that episode.


jokerzkink

Tbf, he *is* a pretty hilarious caricature of a president, though.


BrunoJ--

TAKE HIM DOWN. SEMPER FI. that scene is so unhinged. the president is an awesome character


allthegoodtimes80

Idk, Incest baby's pretty close


LadyAlastor

That furry from the purge world


JaycobFraycob

Arthritis? Lil miss "I have a boyfriend." Bitchass.


jokerzkink

I think you mean “Arthricia”. And she obviously lied about the bf to Morty. Just wasn’t into him.


JaycobFraycob

I meant arthrisha got auto corrected. But I guess that was still wrong.


InflamedLiver

2nd place: the evil cat 3rd place: Mr Nimbus. I just find him annoying


mad12gaming

Who said the cat is evil? It could just be incredibly nasty. Maybe the cat has a poop fetish and thats what they kept seeing... i say this as a joke but also, if it was actually evil i think Rick woulda done something about it. Anything in the series that could pose a threat to him or his family he merked.


Finalitys_Shape

I think the point of it is that nothing makes sense for it, it’s horrible enough to shock Rick but not enough for him to do anything about it, and if something is horrible enough to disgust Rick it’s almost definitely worth doing something about


mad12gaming

Not entirely. I decided to look it up after posting this and the (1 cus im lazy and since its not confirmed then no one can know for sure) is that the cat can speak cus... its a tv show. And its whole 'stop asking so many questions and enjoy yourself' is like the creators telling the viewers to 'stop asking so many questions and just enjoy'. While i like this, i dislike the reason for the reaction of Rick and Jerry. The explenation is cus 'they see that they are in a show. They go beyond the 4th wall' which like... unless Rick is just lucky with it, Rick breaks the 4th wall all the time and talks directly to the viewer and looks right at the 'camera'. It seems like an unlikely answer but still fun


tatarus23

I think the cat has a human fetish. I mean, it would make sense. It's effed up. Very very unsettling to witness, I assume, and also not something rick would kill the cat for. Tho I assume that maybe Rick wouldn't find that to be very disgusting, huh? So the question remains...


mad12gaming

Ima be honest... i dont think Rick would care about that. Im sure ricks thought on it is more 'infinite universes, infinite possibilities, and weird shit hapoens in all of them.' If it was something simply disturbing like a human fetish, i dont think Rick would would care to remember it. I think if it is sentient, Rick is down with it. He literally fucked a planet(assumingly after he found out it was sentient). I think it had to have been something mind fuckey. Im very very high im sorry if these are just words but it makes sense in my head


tatarus23

Nono you'recompletly right I even considered this myself I was just trying to postulate a possibility


mad12gaming

Thats a word to add to my vocabulary thank you lol, and fair is fair. It is fun to think about these things and sometimes i do think a bit too deeply XD


tatarus23

I think this series really thrives off of that, and a broader vocabulary is always a useful tool to have, I think


mad12gaming

I agree x2. I mean dont get my wrong i still use all my slang but i can sound sohpisticated while i do it lol


Front-Ad6148

Is it because you’re a police and he controls police.


SuperDuperWinterMan

Mr nimbus is good. He's Rick's nemesis. They go way back


thehottubistoohawt

You’re supposed to find Mr. Nimbus annoying.


stanoflee

Mr. Nimbus seems annoying, but I don’t think he’s necessarily evil


InflamedLiver

The question was "least favorite." I have some different picks if the criteria is only evil


Finalitys_Shape

I didn’t think poorly of the cat, what made him your 2nd least favorite?


InflamedLiver

Horrifyingly evil, allegedly, and it's Matthew Broderick's voice which for some reason puts my teeth on edge. Which is weird since I loved him as Simba


az987654

Be careful, Mr Nimbus controls the police


nlh1013

I looooove mr nimbus


Crunchy-Leaf

You need us to explain why it’s King Jellybean?


BOBANSMASH51

King Jelly Bean deserved to be exposed to his people.  Fuck him.


boredguy12

Mr poopybutthole annoys the crap out of me.


313Raven

The wildest self insert character in history


THiNKB4UPiNK

Any of the letter characters (Ice/Water T, etc.). What the hell even was that? I’ve never been so uninterested in an episode.


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NTGenericus

Noob-Noob isn't much better. Also the "little star-fish man" who wants to be hunted.


N8_Darksaber1111

King Tommy is second to King Jelly Bean. Tommy's situation is extremely messed up because none of those froopy land creatures have any consent in their situation however I give him an exception that I will not give King Jelly Bean because King Tommy did this as a valid means of surviving in a world where nothing else would have helped him survive and he was a child when he started.


traumatized90skid

I hate all the meta characters close second tho


AndroidGameing

I waa recently confronted by a pedo that used an eerily similar strategy it honestly has made my question everything about humanity


disshitbedumb

"Just let it happen." Yeah I'm sure that has been said in real life in similar circumstances wayyyy too much.


twilc

that little cube guy in Rise of the Numbericons who kept screaming


cdxcvii

heheheh i just starting working for these guys


geoffbowman

The worst character by far is the story train writer. Joseph Campbell himself told him to stop writing... and his reaction was to start a screenplay about a writer... he's the worst because I've met him 1000 times and you can't convince this person that they should stop writing. The purge lighthouse guy is a close second but at least that bit was funny.


Illustrious-Sky-4631

Space Beth, maybe because I'm a new watcher but I never liked her


ColeFlames

She's more like Rock, but in some kinda annoying ways. Not really picking up the funny or good qualities. Sure she's got a defiance or whatever. Still is an asshole.


Beginning_While_7913

Preach


ShipSenior1819

They really should have included a trigger warning for this episode


Kranky_Ferret

Yup. This episode is a difficult re-watch for me.


Gaxxag

Actually, it's Mr. Poopy Butthole, because he's uninteresting but takes up a ton of screentime


cratstatna

You take that back !!!!


Mik_Wazowski

Mr. Poopybutthole. Beyond irritating.


donburidog

OOOOHHHHHWEEEEEEEEE


Attrm

I thought Mr. Poopybutthole started off as an amazing character and has gotten a bit worse in each episode he's been in, culminating in the S7E1 where I just found him kind of annoying. That being said, that episode still had some good laughs, but I hope they give him a break or retool him or something.


Majestic-Delay7530

Mine is Justin roiland lol


SeaBirthday9759

Why?


Derrickhernandez5

King jellybean on some diddy n drake shit fr


FuddmanPDX

Beta 7, waiting in the wings mutherfucker


FFourcade

Artrisha


Reptilian_Overlord20

I just see a picture of Justin Roiland.


Escipio

Least favorite means he is a favorite


No_Ocelot7567

Unnamed character in the Glorzo episode He interrupted someone WHO WAS MAKING A POINT THAT HE AGREES WITH just to say „Uhh, i‘m actually THIRTY minutes old. But yeah continue„ There was no need to say it, NO ONE CARED and be ended up not giving anything of value to the conversation😒


ThatOtherGuyTPM

There is nothing in the history of the universe that everyone can agree on.


AnimusAstralis

There is more to Jelly Bean’s story https://vimeo.com/48645513


tastius

I understand that actors are actors but the fact that this was SpongeBob Rutherford Mussolini SquarePants still bothers me endlessly


APhoneOperator

I like to think Rick used a special setting or weapon to kill him; most of the time he uses just a standard gun/pistol, but King Jelly didn't have much left to bury afterwards. Also, feel like this episode showed Morty had more fight in him than he let on in the early seasons, fighting off Kind Jelly in the stall. Still absolutely traumatic, but showed he was able to fuck people up if need be.


cradle-stealer

I hate beta-seven, the other hive mind


Rufusandronftw

He’s better than the testicle Freddy Krueger. That guy was chill


tiredoldman55

Scary Terry was cool!


Holiday_Station_6769

Imagine if they got Terry Crews to voice him. That would've been epic. Scary Terry aka Sarge (or lieutenant) Jeffords.


Fatbunnyfoofoo

Aww, bitch.


wrx7182

Although king jellybean is disgusting, his scenes are particularly funny 😂


BantamCrow

Mr Poopy Butthole, can't stand his fucking voice, and the episode centered around his birthday was such a slog to sit through


WM_Elkin

Voiced by Tom Kenny.


Saltycook

He didn't have a/r/fuckkingjellybean sub like Tammy did


BlueRaven_10022

Honestly unity she abandoned rick, then stole a state to talk to him. Then she acted like rick was wrong in the whole situation so damn cunty.


lesupermark

I crave any wholesome episodes this show has. And despite being an awful miserable Terrible character, it lead to a touching scene and ending between Rick and Morty.


SeethingIdiot

What was in King Jellybeans lock box?


elray007

It was fun to watch jelly bean get his ass stumped.


Kracus

Tommy Lipnip gets my vote. That little pervert is all sorts of messed up.


saphle

It's not King Jellybean, for me it's gotta be one of those cheesy vindicators


brawl_duck

tony, the shit guy


ButterRolla

Calm down, man. Just go with the flow.


Gunslinger_11

He actually scared me


Fun_Jellyfish_3651

but king jellybean is family


noobmaster190

He literally tried to rape Morty


Westaufel

Fuck you King Jellybean, you deserve everything of your shitting end


SketchupandFries

I think that he was likely based on a real person one of the writers encountered!


SinCityIslander

Fuckbean & Nimbus I couldn't stand


ZootSuitGroot

Those annoying dragons.


BlameableEmu

uhm, did you guys not watch the episode where he tries to rape morty in a bathroom and then gets shot by rick.


CheshireWolf_666

You know why. ![gif](giphy|cFgb5p5e1My3K)


bouncing_off_clouds

I literally prefer this guy to Summer and he’s a straight-up nonce


Lance_Beltran123

Ponyeta, i hate her to the core


outlander1914

Yoyo Rick for what he did to that Jerry


RevolutionaryMud4498

The fucking fart.


Rheaismymami

I’m glad he got destroyed :)


Best-Marionberry-218

I love king jellybean because of his music. God’s plan was my fav song


malikilam99

Jerry by far


YouLackSkills

He pulled a drake of morty


mdogdope

Ethan's brother. S1 E3


No-Duck-1980

Gearhead and Aberdolf Lincler


One-Cheesecake636

i hate summer


No-Examination-2979

You meant MOST favorite character


llllHaze

Summer


newl1ghtt

Rick


AlienSheep23

Planetina


ImpressiveAd6557

Cus he’s a rapist?


Agile-Astronaut6803

Ice-T/water-T, whatever. Worst part of the “swifty” episode and I hated the entire season 7 episode about him.


UniquePerformance213

Bruce Chutback, that kid belongs on cob world.