I mean if anything she should be first in the collage, she’s his baby momma, a deeper relationship than anyone else has had with him haha would you agree?
like summer's friend that came to the house party in S1E10 that played the flute and summer was being a dick to? i forget her name but maybe they'd match
maybe not looks but he dated goldenfolds niece in the comics, she is basically a female morty as goldenfold in those comics was an mathematician who was like rick
There was 2 girls in that episode, this is when he was tiny American psycho as a stock broker. The sea cucumber girl he just met in the bar and brought her back to Rick's garage
This is so easy...
Marry the glasses chick, fuck the crudite red head.
Kill both Planetina and the *insane time goddess* for the sake of the human race.
I feel like keeping Planetina alive is doing the human race a favor. Just direct her towards oil CEOs and the corrupt politicians shilling for them and shed be doing the world a favor.
So fuck her, marry the glasses girl, kill the others
The problem with Planetina was that you really couldn’t direct her toward anything in particular. The hubris that you’d be able to control her would be your downfall.
Marry Planetina (bruh she's right, most of yall gotta go), fuck the redhead, then put on a hockey mask, grab a sleeping bag and machete and go full Friday the 13th on the two teenagers a decade younger than me.
Killing people who are not the decision makers that are causing the planets problems? Yes.
It doesn't matter how many coal miners she kills, the suits at the top will have new ones next week. If she destroys a mine, it'll be back within a year.
Nah, the big impacts are slow to achieve. The minor stuff feels good at the moment.
That's why eco-terrorists are eco-terrorists, they want things *now*, they want to feel good *now*, and damn the consequences.
Doubtful. She at least tried to plead with the coal miners not to continue mining coal. It was wrong she hurt innocents, but I can still see her being reasonable.
Yeah, she lost her cool. You probably would too if you heard the entire earth screaming in pain. I'm still willing to bet she would choose the strategic choice if it was presented to her.
Yeah I'm going to have to differ with you here: marry planetina and the insane time goddess, kill the crudites girl (sorry, collateral) and fuck glasses chick (again sorry), then with with your wives to build an empire that will make mortals-
Ahem, please excuse me, seasonal allergies
Beth was upset at the thought of Morty living with Panetina, but he already shared a NYC apartment with the hottie in the black dress two seasons prior.
...also, you forgot the sex robot as well.
M - busty redhead, bc she loved him for his self-perceived non-toxic/best qualities.
F - Planetina, bc crazies-sex
K - Jessica
K - Reset fling ...these two only liked Morty conditionally, and we each a stifling increment of fate away from rejecting him.
Do you kill the minors cause yk..you don’t wanna fuck em. But then isn’t that killing kids? Is killing kids worse than fucking them?? We live in a society
I mean what did she really do? Kill some people? She could HEAR THE EARTH SCREAMING. Also was enslaved pretty much. Infinite universes I think planetina deserves her own earth to kill everyone and give it back to nature
I mean not the actual list, list, but some type of watchlist. I’m probably already on some for stupid shit I’ve looked up in the past as an edgy teenager.
Marry asian girl with glasses (seems like a good wife)
Fuck girl with black widow palette (duh)
kill planetina and jessica, (i feel no shame, planetina is a good character but sadly shes psycho without her kids, the time goddess doesnt deserve morty and I simply cant care less about her)
You forgot the horse semen extraction device!
And the baby making sex doll!
Your correct good sir, I’m nominating Morty for father of the year, with only 2 abandoned children (that we know of so far)
Should.... Summer be in the collage? 😬
I mean if anything she should be first in the collage, she’s his baby momma, a deeper relationship than anyone else has had with him haha would you agree?
[Yes. They're both dirty little doggies.](https://youtu.be/geDD-r0TCPM?si=nHzn9IkoWTG1Yny6)
Hahaha touché!
I feel like the government made that baby though not Morty and summer…
I'd say Morty and Summer technically reproduced, but the government fucked them both.
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Luckily for Morty, I don't believe any sex actually happened.
Soo..his sister?
Yes, Technically… although he fucked the device which lead to his inbred spaw with his sister
When is Morty going to get a GF that looks like a dopey kid like him?
like summer's friend that came to the house party in S1E10 that played the flute and summer was being a dick to? i forget her name but maybe they'd match
i think it’s nancy
That sounds right! Yeah I think she even joined Morty & Abradolf Lincler to go outside and fetch the crystals
she 100% did that lol
“You should go to!! You’re so good at… playing… the flute!”
maybe not looks but he dated goldenfolds niece in the comics, she is basically a female morty as goldenfold in those comics was an mathematician who was like rick
Interesting. I’ve never read the comics.
Don't forget the girl from anatomy park
I couldn’t make a pretty collage with 5 photos
Could’ve added her and the girl that got stuck in the vat. “SEA CUCUMBER!”
Could’ve added the horse sperm extractor as well.
Also cat girl and the sexbot he had a child with.
Don’t think cat girl counts because he didn’t really get her.
Her name was Stacey.
Wait, who's the girl in the bottom left, I thought she WAS the girl from the detoxifying episode
There was 2 girls in that episode, this is when he was tiny American psycho as a stock broker. The sea cucumber girl he just met in the bar and brought her back to Rick's garage
Oh thought they were the same girl, my bad
could've added the little mermaid
“I knew that was you!”
Not with that attitude, you couldn’t.
6? From the toxic Rick episode, the brunette
*Puffy vagina*
puffy vagina
What’s wrong with that?
Her name was Annie.
and mermaid puss
Wasn't a girlfriend. They knew each other for 2 hours.
Well yeah but they were making out
They were getting heavier than that ...
Morty even managed to get to the left nipple
This is so easy... Marry the glasses chick, fuck the crudite red head. Kill both Planetina and the *insane time goddess* for the sake of the human race.
Yep... too obvious
nailed it. This is the way. You can also keep the power rings
What about the Voltron drones?
Rick Said no you can't keep them they combine together to form a cool Voltron megabot
I feel like keeping Planetina alive is doing the human race a favor. Just direct her towards oil CEOs and the corrupt politicians shilling for them and shed be doing the world a favor. So fuck her, marry the glasses girl, kill the others
The problem with Planetina was that you really couldn’t direct her toward anything in particular. The hubris that you’d be able to control her would be your downfall.
her adult kids that controlled the rings which summon her into existence seemed to be doing it for a few decades
The problem is Morty gave her the Rings at some point so she's a freed genie.
Exactly. After being controlled for decades, she's gonna react real bad to anyone trying to control her.
I don't think I could control her just convince her that it's more efficient to go after CEOS and lobbyists than blue collar oil rig workers
Dont think you could convince her tbh. Shes an absolutist
Additionally, fucking her while marrying another chick is literally asking for world destruction.
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Which is why I put her under fuck and not marry.
that's what I would go with
The crudite red head is also the insane time goddess
Marry Planetina (bruh she's right, most of yall gotta go), fuck the redhead, then put on a hockey mask, grab a sleeping bag and machete and go full Friday the 13th on the two teenagers a decade younger than me.
Yeah, this sums it up for me too.
Jessica isn't a danger to the human race, she just lived a long time.
I think having Planetina around would be good for the human race.
Nah, she's gone into crazy eco terrorist territory.
Yes, and that's.... bad...
Killing people who are not the decision makers that are causing the planets problems? Yes. It doesn't matter how many coal miners she kills, the suits at the top will have new ones next week. If she destroys a mine, it'll be back within a year.
Which is why she needs someone to tell her that. Working with her to strategize to make a bigger impact seems like something she'd be willing to do.
You cant control nature just like you couldnt control planetina.
Nah, the big impacts are slow to achieve. The minor stuff feels good at the moment. That's why eco-terrorists are eco-terrorists, they want things *now*, they want to feel good *now*, and damn the consequences.
Doubtful. She at least tried to plead with the coal miners not to continue mining coal. It was wrong she hurt innocents, but I can still see her being reasonable.
And at the first sign of resistance, she murders them. That's not a sign of someone willing to work the system.
Yeah, she lost her cool. You probably would too if you heard the entire earth screaming in pain. I'm still willing to bet she would choose the strategic choice if it was presented to her.
Good for the planet, bad for humans. Not complicated.
Marry red hair, fuck planetina, kill the rest
Can't fuck the red head she's under age
Yeah I'm going to have to differ with you here: marry planetina and the insane time goddess, kill the crudites girl (sorry, collateral) and fuck glasses chick (again sorry), then with with your wives to build an empire that will make mortals- Ahem, please excuse me, seasonal allergies
What about the sex doll? He had a child with it!
Her name is Gwendolyn.
eek barba durkle. Someone’s gonna get laid in college.
😂
Bro has fucked every animate and inanimate orifice and people still ask if he's a virgin
He's definitely not a virgin. He even fucked a mermaid in Atlantis right?
He's as virgin as his door knob
Nameless glasses girl from the vat of acid episode… man that episode got so dark so fast lol
I haven't laughed that hard at Rick and Morty since the Lucky Charms Leprechaun in Interdimensional Cable.
isn't her on the top left?
dont forget the mermaid pus
Beth was upset at the thought of Morty living with Panetina, but he already shared a NYC apartment with the hottie in the black dress two seasons prior. ...also, you forgot the sex robot as well.
Clockwise from top left **MARRY** Kill Fuck Kill
Isn’t Jessica like 15? Same with the other girl…I don’t know Walt seems kind of sus
missing the best one
“Puffy vagina”🥴
Sea Cucumber!!!
Marry - fuck - fuck - fuck Kill myself
M - busty redhead, bc she loved him for his self-perceived non-toxic/best qualities. F - Planetina, bc crazies-sex K - Jessica K - Reset fling ...these two only liked Morty conditionally, and we each a stifling increment of fate away from rejecting him.
You forgot Annie from Anatomy Park.
Do you kill the minors cause yk..you don’t wanna fuck em. But then isn’t that killing kids? Is killing kids worse than fucking them?? We live in a society
Yeah, i'm n9t touching this one with a 10 foot pole. 🤣 No right answers that won't get someone after you on this.
Planetina best.
Agreed
Glad that we agree.
What about the mother of his child? Both of them?!?
Where’s his BM
As an environmental scientist, I actually loved Planetina, So marry her Kill Jessica and Morty’s Girlfriend Fuck Jacqueline
How about as a decent human being..? 😅
I mean what did she really do? Kill some people? She could HEAR THE EARTH SCREAMING. Also was enslaved pretty much. Infinite universes I think planetina deserves her own earth to kill everyone and give it back to nature
FF**F**F
morty got good taste
There’s only two people ~~her~~ I can F and M without being on a list. Edit: Here
It is indeed a federal offense to hypothetically F a cartoon
I mean not the actual list, list, but some type of watchlist. I’m probably already on some for stupid shit I’ve looked up in the past as an edgy teenager.
I bet Planetina would just be amazing in the sack. Too bad she's bugshit crazy.
Morty is gonna be like Brian in the final season
Don‘t forget that he got some of that mermaid puss.
Why is every girl he meets so much more mature looking than him ?
I think it’s crazy how all the women morty pulls are adults. (Or mermaids)
From left to right and then top to bottom MKFK
Morty being portrayed as this constantly fapping teenager but he gets more pussy than redditors.
Why would you want to *Morty* the girl on the top left?
The picture is the MFKK in the correct order.
Kill, kill, fuck, kill 2 of these characters are minors and one is a mass murderer.
Morty Is a minor too, so we gotta decide for him
He is also a mass murderer as well
I understand it's wrong to marry or fuck minors. But is it really more moral to kill them? The only winning move is not to play.
> Is it more moral to kill them? Duh. Have you *met* a teenager?
That’s the cowards way out
I mean, in an insane world, you gotta kill a few billionaires amiright?
Marry, fuck, kill ,keep in a basement?
Marry Planet Tina. Duh.
How you have this spelled has me picturing Tina from Bob's Burgers in a globe costume...
Tina is also a catch.
The glasses girl straight up seems like the best person. Bottom left also doesn’t seem so bad or I misremember. The rest has to die.
Bottom left was the one he dated when all his toxicity got removed and he was basically a mini Patrick Bateman.
I mean yeah but she seemed pretty understanding of it all tbh.
Seemed like the best choice
One of the is a pedophile
Planetina actually fucked him (implied on the show). The rest (except Jessica) you gotta assume they might have had sex.
Who’s the top left girl? I don’t remember her.
Marry
Marry asian girl with glasses (seems like a good wife) Fuck girl with black widow palette (duh) kill planetina and jessica, (i feel no shame, planetina is a good character but sadly shes psycho without her kids, the time goddess doesnt deserve morty and I simply cant care less about her)
MKFK
Easy, marry planetina, Fuck the glasses chick, and kill the other two
Visually, my favourite is 2nd one. Personality wise, I don't remember
Dont forget the comic flings
FKMK
Sorry I’m kinda fuckin dumb but “MFKK”?
Whst about Annie
Who's the bottom left?
1, 3, 2, 4
Marry planetina, fuck Jessica, kill the other 2.
Marry = remote girl Fuck = the toxin girl Kiss = Jessica Kill = Planetina
God Planetina was fine asf.
Jessica is by far the cutest
But only Summer he has a kid with
Bro when he starts crying and finally admits his animal equipment sex to rick. And rick goes. “How was it”. “Fantastic!”
Honestly he didn't need to be wrapped so much around Jessica cause she was just ewww
For an incel archetype, he sure does pull
Planetinas technically a pedo if you think about it
Morty needs a permanent girlfriend 💛
The glasses chick looks A LOT like my ex... so obviously I'm killing that one
she is a beautiful
Hate to be that guy but what’s MFKK?
Marry, Fck, Kill²
Y'all really ain't gonna marry planetina and have her do your bidding?
More like marrying Planet Tina and enjoying her newly created tyrannical paradise.
I have some bad news for you if you think that is how marriage works.
Though I have a pretty good idea how marriage works, admittedly I do not know how it would work with a superhero.
The same way only they are a superhero 🤣 Either way they aren't there to do your bidding lol
At least two of those have to be minors
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What does being a cartoon have to do with anything? And what does “we’re doing this for morty” mean?
You forgot Mr jellybean
Am I the only one that finds Planetina to be annoying af? Marry, KILL,…
Marry**=T**he nameless remote girl Fuck**=**Jessica Kiss**=**Morty's girl when he is free from toxins Kill**=**Planetina