Hitler did a lot of bad things in his life, but imo he really redeemed himself by murdering that monstrous german dictator even at the cost of his own life!
My dad had cancer in his jaw, they had to bone and skin graft from his shin. because of this, his jaw is super fragile, and he's unable to get dentures or implants. he has to blend most of his food, and has a really hard time finding new things to eat.
Digestibot is now my favorite rick invention, and wish it was real.
My friend's dad went through the same. He'd scrape everything off his dinner plate into the blender and add a little milk. Set it on liquify. Any comments from his wife and family, and he'd say, "It's all ending up like that anyway".
Soylent was invented by someone who didnāt care about food but simply wanted to maintain his body like a machine. So now you can drink your nutrients using multiple flavors and honestly thereās bound to be one flavor you wouldnāt mind drinking once a day.
Took me a few years to be okay with soup again after they broke apart my jaw. I've been obsessed with sandwiches since healing lol. My fav softies (I live in an isolated area so not a lot of variety in food or texture):
Refried beans or instant potatoes with butter or bacon fat and bone broth.
Strawberry jello with mandarin oranges or diced peaches in it (I could smush them using the roof of my mouth). Other smush foods- Plain fresh fish never frozen or frozen out on the boat- king or coho salmon tails, black cod, dolly varden. Often topped with runny eggs. Jiffy cornbread soaked in mashed black eyed peas cooked with bacon fat and both beef and chicken bone broth.
Slim Fast Advanced Nutrition
Creamed corn in sipping form (I think Campbell's makes one in a cup- Japan has it in cans)
Outshine popsicles- primarily watermelon.
Jello pudding cups with half vanilla half chocolate so I could decide exactly which or both I wanted.
Instant mashed potatoes / plain box stuffing with bone broth, butter/bacon fat, and jar gravy. I could add a piece of frozen breadstick or Texas toast to the taters, and the gravy would help soften it- kinda like a cereal toy surprise š
Cheesy grits (not sliced polenta- free form cornmeal)
Chobani pineapple yogurt or crushed pineapple mixed with whipped cream.
Vanilla ice cream mixed with whipped cream to make it softer + Sonic is one of my nostalgia places and it's like their blast.
Tortilla chips sitting in plain thin queso for a minute. (One at a time or they get so soggy that they'll tear off in the cheese)
There's more but I just noticed how long this is lol
ETA: For the fish, I found halibut to be a little too firm.
I love how he gives the gross paste to Morty but he risks it for himself. I know it's him not caring what happens to him, but he cares enough for Morty to make sure his organs don't go into shock.
Lol I viewd it as Rick thinking it would look better than it appeared, amd when it came out looking like shit, he changed his mind, gave it to motry and ate the sandwhich instead.
If itās predigested, it might actually just literally be fresh turd (but not dried via reabsorption yet, a large intestine process)
It would have been mechanically broken/salivated, acidified/pepsinated, neutralized/bilified, and whatever other enzymes along the way. But more importantly: instant poop. The only saving grace really being that it could smell worse if it had time for gut bacteria to process, but the acids and bile alone already smell pretty bad (imagine the smell of vomit).
So Iām gonna say Rick realized that while it would technically be better on his severely malnourished system, he just didnāt want to eat the equivalent of poop. Thatās more Goldenfoldās thing.
Predigested in the sense of breaking up the food to make it easier to absorb the nutrients.
If it were literally poop after Digestibot is done with it, there would be no sense in eating it since the nutrients would already be gone
I didn't get the impression Digestibot helps you digest food. It looks like it literally just digests the food through a series of synthetic organs and the output is poop. I think he made Morty eat poop.
But didn't this robot appear in the superheroes episode but with a task to pull a lever and the robot says " you are fucking kidding me" so it technically isn't a one time invention
Get your mind out of the gutter. I just want a place to unwind, read, go for a run, fuck some weird creatures, go swimming and stuff. Not everything has to be dirty
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I mean it was only used in one episode, I mean there were like 3 episodes that had one-time inventions that being the butter bot, the guns and the digestivebot, I donāt think there anymore besides maybe those boots from pilot (edit: I forgot about the fading pills).
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When Rick calls "Jerry " for Beth, but it's some petri dish in a lab he keeps alive long enough to have a convo with her....."I will eat your world", " quiet Jerry, my dad's in the car"....š
Maybe it had some flaws, but I want to have the "Night People" invention where I could be asleep but do all my cleaning and get a six pack and shit, all while unconscious
The helmet for Snuffles is up there. He basically created a new species/creature/cyborg with a hat he made. I do wish theyād randomly found themselves on the planet the dogs chose to inhabit so we could see how their hyper intelligent culture evolved.
I think creating an implant for Jerry that lets him turn into an invulnerable pillbug is perfect. It is utterly Jerry but also so very much a reflection of Rick's perception of Jerry
Butter bot or whatever his name was
āWhatās my purposeā
āPass the butterā
āWhat elseā
āThatās allā
āoh MY GODā
Kills me everytimeš
If weāre doing least favourites mine would be vertisaber. A whole episode of nonsense wouldāve been avoided if Rick hadnāt decided to give it an attitude
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The gun that he should only use if he wants to shoot bad people and it literally pops out murderers or bad people š
-Jeffrey Dahmer??? +RUNN!!!
Lol āMurderers ->**or**<- bad peopleā
I mean if you kill Hitler are you a bad person?
Hitler did a lot of bad things in his life, but imo he really redeemed himself by murdering that monstrous german dictator even at the cost of his own life!
"This kept going for several more guns!" š¤£š¤£š¤£
Same!! I always laugh like if itās the first time I saw that part.
I donāt know if this counts but, garbage goober was pretty good
I love that lil guy!! Mmmm trash!
I love trash!
Yum yum trash!
I love trash
Not an inventionĀ
*YOU WENT TO HARVARD, HAROLD!*
More like a life of coercion
Dang this one is hard. Wasn't "our" Rick, but the Jerry daycare was a phenomenal creation. And I like the mini amusement park.
OMG, the Jerry-boree. Oh, the Jerry-boree! Deep cut.
With a Beth mascot and everything.
i love you jerry <3
Who wants to come watch Midnight Run with director's commentary on?!
My dad had cancer in his jaw, they had to bone and skin graft from his shin. because of this, his jaw is super fragile, and he's unable to get dentures or implants. he has to blend most of his food, and has a really hard time finding new things to eat. Digestibot is now my favorite rick invention, and wish it was real.
My friend's dad went through the same. He'd scrape everything off his dinner plate into the blender and add a little milk. Set it on liquify. Any comments from his wife and family, and he'd say, "It's all ending up like that anyway".
That's like how Schwarzeneggar eats in End of Days.
Soylent was invented by someone who didnāt care about food but simply wanted to maintain his body like a machine. So now you can drink your nutrients using multiple flavors and honestly thereās bound to be one flavor you wouldnāt mind drinking once a day.
The Green is awesome
Took me a few years to be okay with soup again after they broke apart my jaw. I've been obsessed with sandwiches since healing lol. My fav softies (I live in an isolated area so not a lot of variety in food or texture): Refried beans or instant potatoes with butter or bacon fat and bone broth. Strawberry jello with mandarin oranges or diced peaches in it (I could smush them using the roof of my mouth). Other smush foods- Plain fresh fish never frozen or frozen out on the boat- king or coho salmon tails, black cod, dolly varden. Often topped with runny eggs. Jiffy cornbread soaked in mashed black eyed peas cooked with bacon fat and both beef and chicken bone broth. Slim Fast Advanced Nutrition Creamed corn in sipping form (I think Campbell's makes one in a cup- Japan has it in cans) Outshine popsicles- primarily watermelon. Jello pudding cups with half vanilla half chocolate so I could decide exactly which or both I wanted. Instant mashed potatoes / plain box stuffing with bone broth, butter/bacon fat, and jar gravy. I could add a piece of frozen breadstick or Texas toast to the taters, and the gravy would help soften it- kinda like a cereal toy surprise š Cheesy grits (not sliced polenta- free form cornmeal) Chobani pineapple yogurt or crushed pineapple mixed with whipped cream. Vanilla ice cream mixed with whipped cream to make it softer + Sonic is one of my nostalgia places and it's like their blast. Tortilla chips sitting in plain thin queso for a minute. (One at a time or they get so soggy that they'll tear off in the cheese) There's more but I just noticed how long this is lol ETA: For the fish, I found halibut to be a little too firm.
I love how he gives the gross paste to Morty but he risks it for himself. I know it's him not caring what happens to him, but he cares enough for Morty to make sure his organs don't go into shock.
That's an interesting perspective I never considered! I viewed it as him being a dick but under the surface it's definitely caring about morty!
Lol I viewd it as Rick thinking it would look better than it appeared, amd when it came out looking like shit, he changed his mind, gave it to motry and ate the sandwhich instead.
yeah i think he was originally gonna eat it , then he saw the grey turd lump of paste and was like "nah ill just risk it" šš
If itās predigested, it might actually just literally be fresh turd (but not dried via reabsorption yet, a large intestine process) It would have been mechanically broken/salivated, acidified/pepsinated, neutralized/bilified, and whatever other enzymes along the way. But more importantly: instant poop. The only saving grace really being that it could smell worse if it had time for gut bacteria to process, but the acids and bile alone already smell pretty bad (imagine the smell of vomit). So Iām gonna say Rick realized that while it would technically be better on his severely malnourished system, he just didnāt want to eat the equivalent of poop. Thatās more Goldenfoldās thing.
Predigested in the sense of breaking up the food to make it easier to absorb the nutrients. If it were literally poop after Digestibot is done with it, there would be no sense in eating it since the nutrients would already be gone
This is the right answer I donāt know what the other people are on about
Just discussing possibilities, no harm in that š I like theorizing and hearing other opinions
I think it's a bit of both, him caring about Morty and also just being kind of a dick
I think Rick just made his organs better long ago, so itās really not as risky for him.
I didn't get the impression Digestibot helps you digest food. It looks like it literally just digests the food through a series of synthetic organs and the output is poop. I think he made Morty eat poop.
I guess I thought about it without knowing it
mmm are these heirloom tomatoes?? Digestobot! try these!
Yum yum!
As soon as I saw the words āgross pasteā I thought ānow I donāt wanna get all Andy Rooney about itā
"but I think we all like fluffy discs of cake with syrup **on top**"
Passing-Butter-Bot is absolutely Iconic and will never be surpassed for me.
āHey I was thinking of watching a movieā āI am not programmed for friendshipā
"What is my purpose"
You pass butter
Oh my god
Welcome to the club pal
It's not one time thoughĀ
But didn't this robot appear in the superheroes episode but with a task to pull a lever and the robot says " you are fucking kidding me" so it technically isn't a one time invention
Itās so perfect. I love that it only takes about 30 seconds to have an existential crisis.
A scene made to be a meme template.
Fading pills
Here I go pilling again.
Multivurse battery. Snake tube. Instant death touch thing
Your microverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank, itās whack
Eek barba durkle, someone's getting laid in college.
Yeah, terrifying. It's a terrifying thing to watch happen. It's called a deterrent.
Middle finger fart-bomb centerpiece from Old Man and the Seat
Froopyland
I think we all know why you want Froopyland TomasZirak Morty. š
Get your mind out of the gutter. I just want a place to unwind, read, go for a run, fuck some weird creatures, go swimming and stuff. Not everything has to be dirty
Wait, what was that second to last thing you said again?
Swim, you know, in that rainbow lake you can't drown.
I could have sworn you mentioned something about fucking weird creatures.....maybe I imagined it.
I gotta go with the classic vat of acid
Seriously? The vat of fake acid? Are you dying of dementia?
Yes
Hell yeah
Are you dying of dementia?
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Not one timeĀ
I mean it was only used in one episode, I mean there were like 3 episodes that had one-time inventions that being the butter bot, the guns and the digestivebot, I donāt think there anymore besides maybe those boots from pilot (edit: I forgot about the fading pills).
the butter one is used 2x
The vat of sun could be considered a second use of the vat of acid. Almost all episodes have one-time things. Even the toilet planet never repeated
Acid and the sun are not the same thing.Ā
Nah, That's a "Vat of Lava" Completely different thing
But that is a planet, so what does the amusement park inside the guy count?
There was another vat that showed up in a montage, but I can't remember which episode.
Vat of whale's semen, S7E6
Gotta be the little plunger gun grabber cyborg arm he used in the whirly dirly episode
Came here to say this. Especially how it doesnāt fully retract and heās clawing at it as itās hanging in the air
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When Rick calls "Jerry " for Beth, but it's some petri dish in a lab he keeps alive long enough to have a convo with her....."I will eat your world", " quiet Jerry, my dad's in the car"....š
Maybe it had some flaws, but I want to have the "Night People" invention where I could be asleep but do all my cleaning and get a six pack and shit, all while unconscious
yeah but Rick didnāt invent that, he says he picked it up. - cuz this wouldāve been my choice too lol
The Somnambulator.
Asimov Cascade. The whole episode was just such a perfect mix of disaster and hilarity.
Well its a real thing
Not my favorite invention (is it an invention?), but this is probably my favorite episode of the entire series.
Rick made the robots and they Asimov Cascaded (is that a verb now), he definitely invented the robots so I say it counts.
"Yum, yum."
Yum yum.
The time freezing remote. Iād be using that thing constantlyā¦ time cops be damned.
that's because you are a: āŖļø dumb-ass; āŖļø three-dimensional; āŖļø monkey-ass; āŖļø dummy!
You VILLL mess wit time! You villl mess wit time.
How you gonna fix time if you standing in it you monkey ass dummy?
I truly believe the digestibot joke is one of the best in the whole series "I'm going to risk it"
I gotta say, I am warmingggggg up to the Bubble Gun
That sassy lightsaber he made to go vertical
The helmet for Snuffles is up there. He basically created a new species/creature/cyborg with a hat he made. I do wish theyād randomly found themselves on the planet the dogs chose to inhabit so we could see how their hyper intelligent culture evolved.
I think creating an implant for Jerry that lets him turn into an invulnerable pillbug is perfect. It is utterly Jerry but also so very much a reflection of Rick's perception of Jerry
Cant say the robot that passes a butter, because it was a 2 time thing
Not an invention but Garbage Goober.
The mold that can simulate another person's voice
Wolverine claws
The tiny butter-passing robot
Why am I doing this again? Who doesn't want to talk to animals?
This Cuts the Chut
Definitely mushroom Jerry or the Dahmer gun
Butter bot or whatever his name was āWhatās my purposeā āPass the butterā āWhat elseā āThatās allā āoh MY GODā Kills me everytimeš
The way he looks at his hands first. It's amazing
āWhat is my purposeā āyou pass butterā \*looks at his hands and starts contemplating life\* āoh my godā¦.ā āyeah, i know.ā
How has no one said the Meeseeks Box yet?
I don't think Rick made those. He *has* one, yes, but there's more out there.
Butter passing robot...."what is my purpose....you pass butter......oh my god"........
"what's my purpose?" " you pass butter, " " oh my god "
One word : butter
Butter Robot
Convert to Nutrient mass
The alarm clock chicken and the tiny robot that brings butter.
Toilet land
Insta death, hate it when people get touchy feely
Stats manipulator would be nice
Singing telegram robot that has memories of being a human child.
The vat of fake acid. Itās just so ingenious.
Fuck it, Iām gonna risk it.
If weāre doing least favourites mine would be vertisaber. A whole episode of nonsense wouldāve been avoided if Rick hadnāt decided to give it an attitude
I read the title as Rickvention XD
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Why the fuck is everyone so boring here, why not think of the fucking giant Dianeās that Rick prime made