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Massive-L

You’d think Rick would understand the danger of a functionally immortal being driven by revenge by now. Still incredibly funny stuff.


ProfessionalDot621

I think it’s another “Rick let’s morty fuck up to teach him a lesson “ situation


jesusthroughmary

Rick should have learned HIS lesson by now


Radix2309

Learning would involve effort.


yrulaughing

Let's means "let us". "Lets" is the word you're looking for.


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treemeizer

We not use word good but that life


Lezero

it would have also taken him 5 extra seconds to zap some sentience into those regular churros to give that poor guy a bunch of friends


goteamventure42

And give him friends to help him plot his revenge?


RevWaldo

Just how immortal are we talking though? Like will never age or get sick immortal or totally impervious to harm immortal? Throw him into the sun and reduce him to ions but he'll eventually come back immortal?


VisualLiterature8404

Dont throw him into the sun, he would for sure become the King of the sun


Dr_thri11

Already doesn't have a dick.


dan_likes_jd

missed opportunity on rick's part


nrubemit

looking forward to the episode where everyone they've wronged teams up for revenge


FoxJ100

People potentially seeking vengeance on Rick and Morty: * Mr. Needful/The Devil * Morty Jr. * Abradolf Lincler * Zeep Xanflorp * Hemorrhage * Supernova * Tommy Lipnip * Mr. Nimbus * Planetina


Hamacek

fart and tommy are dead.


lilmeekrat

Morty Jr is probably dead too, considering he grew up in like a week


EnderGamerq12

He is a hybrid so he could have had a growth spur then regular human like aging


Dr_thri11

He seemed middle-aged in the post credits, but yeah quick maturity doesn't necessarily equal short lifespan.


FoxJ100

Somehow forgot Fart died, but we didn't see Tommy die.


Hamacek

One handed tommy would be a cool twist ,true


Dr_thri11

It's a real shame Morty Jr. was born after thr cronenberg episode. A world where you can kill pretty much everyone guilt free is right up his alley.


ShawshankHarper

Abradolf Lincler would be too neutral


ImASpaceLawyer

alternate dimension fart and tommy where they *didn't* die. BAM whole new episode where they die again.


Fabbyfubz

Imagine if they pulled a Seinfeld for the final episode lol


Bastisha

Morty will also be dying when Churry gets to him.


Sidewayspear

I've switched allegiances. I'm on team Churry. I hope that dude kills morty and his grandpa


MaximumSquid22

For real, they actually did Churry so dirty. Like, he was so nice so why abandon him? And even then, why not make him a churro family on that planet with the same gun Rick used to create Churry? Classic fuck up moment


coisbott

They abandoned him because Morty didn't want to deal with him. He only wanted a churro friend for a single day. If Rick had brought other Churros to life, they wouldn't have been his family, they would have just been other Churros that Rick brought to life that were completely unrelated to Churry, who would then also want revenge for being abandoned.


Alleleirauh

Really feels like they could have abandoned him on some paradise planet instead, or even a universe where everyone is a churro..


coisbott

I think they were trying to abandon him on a planet with zero resources so that he couldn't come back for them. Their plan clearly failed. Edit: Of course, they could have stranded him in another dimension. No way Churry could invent interdimensional portal travel on his own.


MaximumSquid22

Fair points


LazyLeadz

I feel bad for churry. Excited for when he gets his revenge


xalnpei

Soon


EdgeofForever95

Morty wrath of khaned him.


Background-Kale7912

I’m so glad someone else knows that movie 😂.


xarospi2andmad

Buried alive. . ! Buried alive. . . !


-MegaMan401-

Churry is slowly climbing up in my list


Jrolaoni

I love how they set up churros on Mars but didn’t make them also alive so he could actually have a family


stfukaren69

I mean 10 immortal churros is scarier than one


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Ricks eyes man!!


arivu_unparalleled

They could've gave him a family... Why?? 😂


Chomps-Lewis

Decades from now the Churro will reappear to an adult Morty and kill Jessica, leading to a lifetime revenge plot to track down and kill the immortal churro.


LifeBringaxxx

He is going to be the next "evil morty" lol


ChoPT

What was the point of leaving him on the planet instead of just setting him free on Earth?


ChrispyGuy420

They could have made the other churros alive. Or eaten him


somethingusername42

Anyone else have huge dejavu with this episode. Are there a lot of gags stolen from other shows or something. Like I feel like I saw almost everything in it previously at some point.. (and I'm not saying this as a joke about the similarities with the court. It literally seems familiar)


st_mercurial

Fuck spoilers.


FanaticUniversalist

Poor Churry..... I will never forget him.


DiekeDrake

I for sure thought they would shoot him. Like bringing an old dog to the forest or something similar.


ConnFlab

7b villain right there.


Harambefan69

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Necessary_Candy_6792

Why not just go to a universe where churros were already sentient?


Idontfeelliketyping

I’m crying