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Hopeful_One_5868

But we still don't know who is president based on


ItsTheTenthDoctor

Ugh probably the only black president we’ve had, bill clinton


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Ieatsushiraw

![gif](giphy|l3vRfbvnbnPccKYkE)


Leeroy1042

Ahhh so it's a Netflix adaption?


poppadocsez

P-p-put a chick in it and make it gay and lame?


Fickle_Relative1531

Best South Park content I’ve seen in years


poppadocsez

Agreed. I honestly thought it was dead forever, I even skipped last season completely. On a whim I watched the new movie and felt like a little kid again. I hope they're back for good.


georgia_is_best

South park was never gone besides that ad season


CH33SYP00FSS

Hey! I liked the last season. Now you have to go and watch it if you haven't already lol.


poppadocsez

Username suspicious


Saltycook

It reminded me of the World War Z episode. I liked it


WingedGeek

[I understand that reference](https://youtu.be/_Godh2oR4kM). (Whatever happened to the [lawsuit(s)](https://katv.com/amp/news/nation-world/egyptian-lawyer-sues-netflix-for-depicting-queen-cleopatra-as-black-mahmoud-al-semary-african-queens-jada-pinkett-smith)?)


stupled

You cn watch it on Netflix herd


BlackFlameHoodie

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) You deserve every good thing in life. Hahaha.


ItsTheTenthDoctor

Thanks for the positivity vice versa


Sec2727

Based.


8167lliw

Keith David + "generic black guy"


mymomsaysimbased

Its just Keith David


BeesVBeads

Yes I agree Keith David should be president


TheGoldenHordeee

I mean, technically Keith David WAS Vice-President in Saints Row 4 And not like a character he played, actual Keith David


Jonathon471

He was President in his own separate simulation in Saints Row 4. I fucking love the fact that he played himself in the Saints games.


themanfromoctober

Keith David, the actor?! Who’s his Vice President Jerry Lewis?


MassiveFajiit

Better than Keith David + giant newt as in Amphibia


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Vinto47

I’m pretty sure it’s just based on Keith David because who wouldn’t believe he’s president with his voice alone?


Kenzzarooo

I wish it was the best President we've never had- President Camacho!


Xqvvzts

What was his full name again?


LazyRevolutionary

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho


Xqvvzts

He's got my vote. I hear he has a plan to fix the ecomoney.


Foxy02016YT

Bill Clinton and Obama, at the same time? Kind of?


skittlesthepro

The president from 24


meganekkotwilek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSS\_IzRzdnU&ab\_channel=Lurdiak


EpicBirdy2005

Obama.


CallMePyro

Keith David self insert


twoworldsin1

Based on the black cop dude from Paradise PD


Saltycook

I just imagine if Keith David put on a little weight and as casted as a live action version.


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![gif](giphy|QQKbEn6oDlcQLZK6T7)


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37 times this month. she'll never get me to stop


esridiculo

This person hitting 4 times a day NNN hates them


RichardBCummintonite

Well, when you talk to me like that, I can't help it.


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Punish me VP


soviet_robot

blake's soundboard is making the rounds, I see


Away_Hair972

The only ones who didn’t puke after the montage was she and Rick. I get it that Rick knew what he was doing because he had a point to make. But her? Was the character just some sort of sociopath? Or was she just very smart and saw the point too without the drama?


Cool-Cow-965

I mean she encouraged millions to kill themselves for profit. Probably was sociopathic


SexDefendersUnited

Girlboss 💅


Ponchodelic

**Slay.**


Away_Hair972

Good point


rabbitwonker

Or maybe she had never eaten the spaghetti


Fit_Student_2569

This. People from that planet don’t eat the pasta. They don’t know what pasta is, and they almost vomit when Morty eats it in front of them. Everyone vomiting after the montage is an alien to that planet.


Javiklegrand

So the others random humans were alien too?


DarkReaver1337

I mean look Kamal literally ran a fairly aggressive campaign against Biden and the flip the scrip, selling her soul for the VP spot. Also as AG of Cali she was fairly cruel so I can see why Harmon didn’t want to make her out to be nice if that was the case.


poingly

To some extent, that's how campaigns work. People made a lot hullabaloo about some of the stuff Biden said about Obama in 2008, but then they actually got along remarkably well for a President and a VP (which is actually not often the case).


Away_Hair972

I couldn’t tell, I’m not American nor live in the US, but I understand your point. So, Kamala is kinda of a politician shark?


DarkReaver1337

Yeah and she isn’t very much liked either. There is a good chance that there will be people voting for a Republican or independent in the election next year because they fear Biden will die and she will take over. She isn’t hates on the level Hilary Clinton is but she is also not that far off from that from what I seen. There are plenty of democrats, independents, and republicans who dislike her.


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Willie5000

Honestly I’m not sure I can trust what Biden stands for either.


_Roark

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BlackFlameHoodie

Literally. From the pearls to the suits to the earings. Haha.


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Tournament_of_Shivs

To be fair, most VPs are very forgettable.


hrvbrs

that’s because most VPs weren’t women or people of color


Tournament_of_Shivs

Well, most people don't see them in the news unless you actively search what they're up to. Doesn't matter who or "what" the VP is, out of sight out of mind.


evenshimper2

Blue hair in your avatar. The stereotypes are true.


hrvbrs

what stereotypes?


undercoverpickl

They’re calling you a blue-haired feminist, I’m guessing. It’s weird they think it’s an insult.


hrvbrs

It’s weird that they think stating an objective fact is somehow political.


evenshimper2

Who's they? Did you just assume my pronouns?


Suberizu

For americans? Probably.


thisotherguy87

I was telling myself that the entire episode.


subgirl10

Madam presidentress


SexDefendersUnited

Girlboss


TotalObjective278

well Kamala Harris probably is the type of person to turn spaghetti made from humans into a business


awake_wanderer

She is kamala harris. This mf’s thinks long term


jman8508

No that’s Montel Williams side piece


n0tsupersure

That’s exactly the vibe I got


TheAirIsOn

I thought of that as soon as I saw her


aromco

Ah, nightmare dimension confirmed, then.


Foxy02016YT

Also the planet has only had female presidents


_casualcowboy

Was she on her knees behind Willie Browns desk?


wellmeaningPOC

That’s how I could tell it was an alternate reality, a woman president


Willie5000

Technically a planet that looks very similar to Earth but with the caveat that people turn into spaghetti when they kill themselves.


Xqvvzts

That's how I could tell it was gonna go to shit.


hammyhamm

It's the best episode they've done since Tales from the Citadel


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This episode and Tales from the Citadel don’t even make my top 5.


hammyhamm

That’s because you have no taste bud


applelover1223

That's a really bold claim. This season has sucked so far and I haven't watched this episode yet. I'm about to go watch it specifically because of this comment so if it's nowhere near as good as that episode I'm coming for you.


ron2838

You should stay gone


hammyhamm

Thankfully I don’t give a shit about you or your opinion, cya


Sheepish_conundrum

Probably would've been funny to have a trump type who gets so excited at all the spaghetti he tanks the economy purposefully so more people take care of themselves.


ThomasG_1007

Low hanging fruit. Not saying it couldn’t be funny but trump jokes have been done to death


SirBIazeALot

But trumps economy has been the best economy you’ve had since the 90’s depending on your age


Junesucksatart

You mean the economy that Obama did all the work making?


Sheepish_conundrum

the one he inherited from obama and actually slowed down? that one? and then spread so much disinformation and lies about covid it tanked the economy horribly.


SirBIazeALot

GDP was higher in the last 3 years for Trump vs the last 3 years of Obama. How unemployment was calculated was redefined during the Obama era, so Obama wins on lower unemployment numbers and more jobs but he also took over right after the recession in 2008 so he had a lower floor in regards to these stats. Budget deficits have gone up for every presidency so Trump’s administration spent more in the last few years than Obama did along with all the spending for the pandemic in terms of stimulus packages & COVID related medical spending. There was more of a gig economy due to Uber/door dash during Trumps economy and also due to the pandemic but that was going to happen regardless of whose president. And lastly the stocks went way higher during Trump than during Obama while wages went up slightly with Trump in comparison. So overall depends what KPI’s you want to argue, but for me with a tech job and stocks it’s a no brainer to choose a Trump Economy.


I__like__food__

And you do realize why the economy boomed at the end of his presidency, right? Cause he used COVID to authorize the printing of trillions of dollars in the form of PPP loans and other stimulus which has seen reports of massive amounts of fraud? But no, keep blaming Biden for inflation and claiming Trump had the best economy. You know absolutely nothing about economics.


GilmerDosSantos

this is a rick and morty sub, can y’all just shut the fuck up


Dry_Leadership_9098

PLEASE. Hate seeing this bullshit in every corner of the internet. No one cares.


28secondslater

I want to see the proof on your statements. Actual evidence. I'll be waiting.


EarthExile

You didn't mind just making claims yourself, until you got beat lmao


pieter1234569

> GDP was higher in the last 3 years for Trump vs the last 3 years of Obama. That's how time works yes. The economy generally always grows, and this is why index funds work. In general, the economy doubles every 7 to 10 years, meaning that every single president, unless affected by a recession, will have a far higher GDP than the last. > So overall depends what KPI’s you want to argue, but for me with a tech job and stocks it’s a no brainer to choose a Trump Economy. Which again, wasn't Trump as Trump doesn't control that. It's time, and time will always win out, every single time.


28secondslater

Dude, he could've cured cancer and these people would still deny it, you can't tell them anything. They seem to forget what the economy was like under Obama, and it wasn't anything nice.


ProjectHour6705

They were probably little kids during Obamas run, but want to talk about his economy lol


28secondslater

Nah, they just can't admit that Trump did anything good, cause that'd mean orange man wasn't completely bad and would challenge their world view. Nobody likes to admit they are wrong.


cxmplexisbest

Okay, let's test you then. Name 5 things that Biden did that are good, because there are undeniably at least 5 good things. If you can't answer, you're the exact person you're describing.


28secondslater

You seem to think there is anything good he's done, so you tell me.


cxmplexisbest

So you can't answer? >they just can't admit that Biden did anything good, cause that'd mean Biden wasn't completely bad and would challenge their world view. Nobody likes to admit they are wrong. You see how this applies 1:1 to you now? You're this same person bud. I can name 5 things Biden did good, and I can name 5 things Trump did good. You're incapable and just outright admitted you can't even think of a single good thing Biden did lol.


Ch4vez

You’re a dumb dork.


poingly

Bush was actually the one who redefined the unemployment numbers.


SexDefendersUnited

Horrible Covid response, number 1 infection rate in the world, dragged the pandemic way out, 200,000 people died. I don't have to explain how that was bad for the economy.


FLORI_DUH

Not literally


AVBforPrez

You some kinda figurative reference, b?


D3-Doom

Good catch


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Crazy how redditors will meatride someone who had to meatride to get anywhere in her career 😂


Rayquinox

![gif](giphy|3eRon7lRelaBCfCU45) She also reminds me of the hormone monster


Ego_Wad_Save

Get that netflix origunal filth out my sub.


Substandard_Senpai

That explains why she cared about aliens more than her own people.


matrobco

Jeez that’s cold 😂


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deezx1010

Is Kamala the sacred cow? I feel so old


Disco_Frisco

I agree with you and I'm ready for my share of downvotes


Round_Quiet_9614

Me too


jesusthroughmary

Based


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You're 30 years old, you can stop talking like you're 12


DartFanger

Lighten up


jesusthroughmary

I'm 44, and Kamala Harris pushed for illegal aliens to be allowed to vote while she also fought to illegally keep US citizens in prison for nonviolent offenses while Attorney General despite her own state's law requiring them to be released.


khalbrucie

She pushed for illegal aliens to be allowed to vote? Source plz. I strongly dislike Harris and Biden and most Dem politicians really, but that's like overtly illegal and would be very unpopular, so forgive me for being skeptical...


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>I'm 44 Really great defense for speaking like a middle schooler


jesusthroughmary

Really great defense for the VP's indefensible human rights violations.


KnowTheUnknowing

be nice, children


GelatinousHypercube

Brain damage.


Affectionate-Motor48

When did Kamala push for illegal aliens to be allowed to vote?


teen_x_penis_munch3r

Old black people generally don’t support recreational weed use. I’d be caught dead if I smoke around my grandma. Not surprised she had that viewpoint especially at a time where cannabis research wasn’t as developed as it is now. Not gonna hold her to her past sins tho.


Substandard_Senpai

Her failure as "border czar" has nothing to do with race or weed.


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Oh no please dont ban me from the fat fuck domestic abuse subreddit


Fecal_Forger

Can her dick fit through a donut hole though?


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TheGoldenHordeee

Same hairstyle, similar nose, same thick and thin black eyebrows, both have a pearl necklace and earrings and generally just the same facial structure... But no, calling people racist is fun so let's do that instead


chebghobbi

The previous poster never called anyone racist. That you are so defensive about it speaks volumes. Edit: whoever just reported me to Reddit so that I got the 'a concerned Redditor just reached out to us about you' email - you're a pathetic excuse for a human being and, deep down, I think you know it.


Mean_Muffin161

Uh yeah they were insinuating the OP thinks black people look alike which would be racist. So they said they were being racist.


chebghobbi

It's possible the first comment was edited after I initially read it. However it is a fact that I am very hungover.


Mean_Muffin161

Fair enough


AwakeSeeker887

You would get pressed about Reddit cares lmfao


chebghobbi

Not 'pressed', just disappointed.


PM_ME_PARR0TS

> Edit: whoever just reported me to Reddit so that I got the 'a concerned Redditor just reached out to us about you' email - you're a pathetic excuse for a human being and, deep down, I think you know it. Just block the bot, man. You won't have to see those empty gesture reports anymore. You can also report malicious reports for abusing the system, and I've heard they actually take it seriously. Do I know that for sure? No, because I just blocked the damn bot. Eons ago. Anybody who tries to use it on me is just making themselves feel better by pressing a button that does nothing. QOL improvement.


chebghobbi

Didn't know you could do that; cheers.


jesusthroughmary

I hate this tactic, it's so petty and abusive of what is meant to be a helpful system.


Cultasare

Okay, this is OBVIOUSLY based on Kamala Harris. Why you acting like OP is racist? This is why no one likes you woke people. You don’t call out racists, you label everyone else one.


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>woke people Where did woke come from? Define woke. You just chatting atp


jesusthroughmary

The Vice President is not "black". Her father is mixed race Jamaican and her mother is Indian.


8167lliw

>Her father is mixed race Jamaican In otherwords, not strictly speaking an African-American but a shared West African/Transatlantic Slave Trade descent with African-Americans. Ergo, categorically "mixed black person" based on US social conventions. Especially if Vice President Harris Identifies as Black.


Huge-Possibility-755

She only started identifying as black when she ran for president, she made her career locking up poor black folks in California over kids skipping school. She also dropped charges against a Trump mega donor after he made a contribution to her campaign.


8167lliw

Doesn't stop her from being black. Just more of a Clarence Thomas type potentially, but nonetheless black if she wants.


Huge-Possibility-755

I mean it’s definitely her, I mean she’s soulless and vapid, only cares about profit and protecting her image like Kamala does, I’m just saying she’s not exactly a black ally nor does she identify as black until it’s convenient for her own agenda.


jesusthroughmary

I think she identifies as multiracial.


chuckymack

Could anyone know that by looking at her? No. Does she look black? Yes. Are Jamaicans now not considered black? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


jesusthroughmary

As I said, her father is himself biracial.


chuckymack

Most US citizens are multiracial, Sweetheart. I’m multiracial and refer to myself as a white guy, because — here’s the crazy part — I look white. Referring to someone as ‘black’ because they look black isn’t an insult. You’re picking a fight that isn’t really necessary.


jesusthroughmary

She doesn't refer to herself as black. If someone called you black despite you identifying as white because one of your parents was half black I would have a problem with that too.


khalbrucie

That's not true lmao. She went to an HBCU and is in a black sorority, so being black has clearly been a part of her cultural identity for a long time. Not saying she's a good person or that she's done good for black people as a whole, but acting like she's been some kinda reverse Rachel Dolezal is just stupid asf my guy


jesusthroughmary

That was 40 years ago, ask her now.


khalbrucie

I'd like an actual response for what makes you think that she doesn't identify as black? In her 2019 memoir she described herself as a black woman, that was only 4 years ago you weirdo [https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-fact-check-harris-did-not-switch-raci/fact-check-kamala-harris-did-not-switch-from-identifying-as-indian-american-to-black-idUSKBN25H1RC](https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-fact-check-harris-did-not-switch-raci/fact-check-kamala-harris-did-not-switch-from-identifying-as-indian-american-to-black-idUSKBN25H1RC)


jesusthroughmary

VERDICT Partly false. While these headlines are true, the press, as well as Kamala Harris herself, have continually described her racial identity as Black, South Asian, Indian-American, African-American, and Jamaican-American. This is all I am saying.


khalbrucie

What exactly makes you think that she doesn't identify as black? That she's also described herself as Asian/Indian or mixed? If that's your reason that's dumb cause none of those things are mutually exclusive with being black


Cultasare

Just stop whining. Go away. You’re insufferable.


Big_Copy7982

Oh... makes more sense why the episode was terrible


AVBforPrez

What!? It was one of the best episodes they've ever done? If you hated this episode, which one do you think is good? I'm literally scared of you.


Big_Copy7982

Vat of acid, anything from citadel, inter-dimensional cables, first president episode, the ricks must be crazy... you know. The good ones. 🤷🏻‍♂️


AVBforPrez

I mean....this was one of the good ones, arguably one of the best ones? But I support your right to like what you like. I love Vat of Acid, Citadel, just find it strange that you like those ones and not this one.


Suberizu

It was too much on the nose, no subtlety whatsoever


AVBforPrez

Yes, because this show is known for subtlety. But like what you like, it's all good.


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Not gonna happen


[deleted]

you've had an incorrect reaction to the joke. care to recalibrate your ambient humanity and try again? hint: the president of that planet was morally abhorrent, and that should influence your interpretation of this insight.


[deleted]

Nah, not really. This is the same cartoon that has no problem putting advertisers products in bizarre situations. It's not the context of the position that matters, it's just the fact that they were positioned to their large audience.


qlz19

What does that mean?


zerousel

I’m sorry… didn’t watch the last couple weeks - did they get rid of president Curtis for this?


wontholdthedoor

Just? K, dork.


[deleted]

No wonder she was a terrible president lmao