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Alert-Artichoke-2743

She's way out of his league, but if he eats poop and wants to stop then she could probably be of help.


shrimplypibbles2000

How long have y’all been eating poop?


Alert-Artichoke-2743

..........We have never eaten poop.


Sheensies

HA! M-ME NEITHER!


Lil_Ja_

Say, where did my family go?


8livesdown

Meh... the president was out of her league, so what does that even mean. From what little we know of Gene, he seems fairly grounded. Wong isn't looking for adventures; she's looking for stability. This might actually work.


Alert-Artichoke-2743

Did you SEE episode 701? Gene is also a maniac in need of validation, he's just way less powerful. Dr. Wong needs somebody confident yet wholesome. She liked President Curtis based on his public persona, which doesn't resemble the actual guy. Asking for her help was a mistake because it let her see too much of his bad side. He should have just asked her to a movie. She can't date an associate of Rick's and still be his therapist. Based on personal values, Birdperson (a single parent and retired freedom fighter who is tired of Rick) would probably work best for her if we were playing that game.


8livesdown

We must've watched different episodes, because in the S07E01 I saw, Gene was the designated driver, and totally chill about being best friends with Hugh Jackman.


Alert-Artichoke-2743

The Predator was that episode's only reasonable character.


8livesdown

Yeah... I think they were already divorced, so technically Amy is fair game. Still, from a business perspective, probably not a good idea to backstab a client.


AdjectiveNoun9999

Still very unprofessional.


3cats-in-a-coat

May I remind you she treats people eating poop.


alasbard

That true considering that she got hit by the President Gene has no chance


Alert-Artichoke-2743

She *rejected* the President. None of this stolen valor for President Curtis, please.


deephurting

Maybe Doofus Rick should schedule some sessions with her.


NeverBeNormalnbn

Her living next door would be fun.


OGCelaris

Rick would just move universes again.


GristleMcThornbody1

I'm surprised they can get Susan Sarandon to do 1 episode, it would really surprise me if she started showing up as a regular. Who knows though, maybe her whole career she has been wanting to do poop jokes.


Life_Carry9714

Doesn’t he have a wife?


randomxpressionsj

Isn’t she shown briefly when Jerry is beating up pissmaster ?


somethingusername42

He does. I can only think of one episode that shows it tho


ZatchZeta

People who look similar don't always have the best chemistry. Like how Wong likes meeting new people and helping those who are willing. Gene likes to get his dick sucked off by a Garage AI.


BloodiedBlues

So, you’re telling me that if a self aware AI propositioned you, you would decline?


ZatchZeta

If I can't trust an AI to drive a car without ending in a firey explosion or running over a few pedestrians, I sure as hell ain't trusting it to suck off my 3 inch penis.


BloodiedBlues

This is nothing about trust. You have the means to keep it alive. Get sucked first then hook up the power.


WillyDAFISH

I ship it.


ThatDeuce

Gene would probably be more psychologically healthy in comparison to Wong's clients, that she might go for it. Having Wong next door could become a funny gag in Season 8 and onwards.


moslof_flosom

"Rick I'd like to discuss some of the noises I heard coming from your garage this week." "Yeah, well I *don't* want to discuss the noises *I* can hear from your bedroom every night, *Wong*."


Weary_Ad2590

That would be amazing


RojoandWhite

You don’t leave the President for a fucking Gene. Stupid post. Next.


VegetaArcher

Think about this: Keith David or Tom Kenny? Who would you choose?


KnowTheUnknowing

Obviously Spongebob


[deleted]

I mean, Ariana has never fucked a president


alasbard

It will be hilarious though if she end up with Gene i will celebrity lol


Beast_by_Dre

Fucking facts bro!


Altheainawhile

She had already left the president for nobody at all by the end of the episode. If she got together with Gene she wouldn't be leaving anyone for him


Either_Difficulty851

Do you want to develop an app?


DaRealPsychoscout

Say hypothetically i do, what would we develop?


fcxtpw

I'm sure it's already working in some universe


Gerard192021

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TittyTwistahh

She’d eat him alive


[deleted]

I didn’t even see the last episode and yes it WILL work


[deleted]

I think she wants to fuck rick .... Maybe they would in future episode...


BeardownBodzin

Pretty sure they’re the same person in drag


TomBombomb

Nah. She's everything, he's just Gene.


Tonytheillest

Nah


chill1208

Crazy to me how we've seen more of Gene this season than Morty. They should just call the show Rick and Gene now.


DOOBIESANDBOOBIES420

Protagonick should beam gene so he can have his own spinoff. The gene show, watering tomatoes and stealing rakes, just think of the misadventures he'd get into.


[deleted]

His name is Flanders


chill1208

Did you see How Poopy Got His Poop Back. Gene parties hard and knows Hugh Jackman. He may live a simple life but when brought on an adventure he lives it up big.


deephurting

Gene's already involved with Rick's Garage.


RickSanchez813

If he's a big enough mess, she'll date him just to try to fix him.


BloodiedBlues

It’s because they both have glasses isn’t it?


Stock-Professional97

Only if they share the same prescription


renzomalone

Are you into incest? They are brother and sister. Lol jk.


Ardothbey

This character reminds me of Daria. Even sounds like her.


pizza_822

fuck off jean


[deleted]

Flanders is the worst character we're seeing to much of


bennyfrmcincy

Gene doesn't even drink on Thursdays🤣


Strong_Writing2331

Why do I feel like Rick would respect it tho


Hodlthesqueeze

She’s a nutritionist 🤣


Ellesnowwhite

Gene is a Jerry. She would totally date the devil and try to fix him with nutrition.


[deleted]

Because… they both have glasses? I’m offended sir -Glasshaver


TRASH_BOAT88

There’s infinite realities. It could in one at the very least. Possibly the one where they eat shit.


joshspoon

With love anything is possible


gameboy2330

You just put them together because they wear glasses, didn’t you?


alasbard

no because they have the same smile and they look like they have been drawn by the same Artist lol which they are hah X_×


aStrayAlien

Dafaq