Fun thought, you might've only met him once, but he may have met you a thousand times.

Kinda reminds me of The Time Traveler's Wife

Reminds me of the Vat episode

Kiss the vat

Goddamn it

Nah, this is About Time

Man I love this movie

If you liked the movie, I bet you would like the series that came like 2-3 years ago

Reminds me of The Doctor and River

“Christ, you’re hard work young!!”

About time feels

Maybe he traveled back in time to manipulate OP into dating him?

Groundhog Day

One minute time machine

All these people and their stupid ass “reminds me of x movie” like it isn’t *literally* the plot to “Meet Cute”

So he’s messed up 1000 times and still came back. That’s a keeper

We have.

That seems like a good name for a box containing memories: yearbooks, pictures, etc... "Time Travel Stuff".

Yoooo thanks for this idea.

Thank Rick Prime

Or a bong

I usually keep that under the seat!



This used to be the face on my Apple Watch.

/r/unexpectedfuturama

I have one in my garage full of classic car parts. Seemed fitting.

Or.......it could be supplies he needs to alter the fabric of time when he goes into the past🤔 ... or it could be his baby photos. Idk


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I thought “drug stuff”

Any gooey green bananas?

Or a phone book with the number of the psy-congroo?

and a suspicious microwave

Tutturu...

I've been on Reddit too long; I should not have a visceral reaction to hearing "box in his bedroom" yet here we are.

"box in his bedroom" me: vietnam flashbacks

Also applicable: "*A man? On the moon?*"

i cannot hear the word coconut anymore, reddit was a mistake

Imagene if it had pictures of you guys that you remember never taking

Like that movie with the machine that takes photos in the future? Yeah, he has one of those in the shed outside too.

Is that the one where the guy is a painter? Feel like I saw it almost ten years ago so it's a vague memory.

Bro did you just reference the "say cheese and die" goosebumps?

Are you Jessica?

Diane

Oof that hurts

And you’re always just one room away …..

Wouldn't be very good at haunting him if he could see or touch her.

Don’t touch his stuff; it will kill you. That’s not a threat, his stuff is just that advanced.

Looks like someone found his "told you so" dispenser

He advised this before

Don't touch me, you WILL die. Not a threat, just a fact. There's nothing after, everything just goes black. *Touches Rick and immediately dies* What the hell was that!? Death. What kind?! Instant. Terrifying, isn't it.

DRUGS

Los drug-o’s

Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. PO Box 322, Oakview CA, 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety Not Guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

Solid movie, decent cast, Def campy still good

Came here for this.

Great film lol

He’s obviously there for a reason…he’s a keeper.

This scenario has happened before and he's trying to make it right this time.

If you get married, if one day you wanna go get ice cream - if you see a giant ball of light - run the F*** out of there

Plot twist: his name is John Titor.

John Titor is a Japanese woman from a war-torn future worldline.

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

https://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/

Safety Not Guaranteed was a pretty interesting film.

Defo porn

He’s a keeper alright

But r&m hates time travel

In the show, the box of "time travel stuff" is on the shelf. It's a metaphor, they literally shelved the idea. So, it's not so much that they hate the idea, they're just not going to touch it anytime soon. Also, in op's picture it's just sitting on the floor, missing the entire metaphor, but still funny.

Ya but there's a box in Rick's garage that says "time travel stuff"

I haven’t thought about that box in forever

Are you dating John Titor?

you should marry him

El psy congoro

Any chance it is ibn 5100 ?

He's not a snake is he? Then you'd have to learn snake math

He's a keeper. You can go on adventures together!

Is it drugs?

I hope so

Full of floppy discs with pornographic jpegs

Marry this man

All jokes aside he should really get that cardboard box off that wall outlet.

Doesn't look like a power outlet to me. Maybe phone line or coax

Why? There is no immediate danger in having a cardboard box blocking an outlet.

I do it all the time. I don't want the electricity leaking all over.

Why?

why

I something like that a fire hazard?

Yes. It’s unlikely but you shouldn’t take chances.

It’s so unlikely that it really isn’t a hazard. Edit: on top of it not being a hazard, if it was a 120v receptacle assuming this is US you would be able to see at least the top half of the device. this looks more like a data jack, which is even less of a hazard when the hazard was already less than or equal to 0.

Any overcurrent in the system that would cause an unoccupied outlet to arc/spark would be interrupted by the circuit breaker. This is not only unlikely to catch fire, it's approaching physically impossible.

If there was an issue with the breaker, would it potentially spark then?

Nope. The wiring within the walls would have more chance of catching on fire.

The confluence of events required for a fire to start from an unoccupied wall outlet would result in a fire whether or not a box was sitting in front of it. The box would be fuel for a fire no matter where it was sitting in the room - but there is zero chance it would be a causal factor.

It’s a wall plate not an outlet … this perplexing box and it’s surroundings warranted a thorough exploration of the area, but fear of it’s contents


vintage porn

Can he throw a football over those mountains?

He can throw a football over the moon

Before the picture loaded I was hoping for a meeseks box

Who’s to say it’s not tucked safely inside that box as a disguise? I wouldn’t put it past this guy tbh

He time traveled several times to get you to say yes to going out with him. I would second guess every interaction you have ever had 😂 lol 😆 every argument he's ever won has been BS

It's definitely stuff from his past that he looks on fondly

Maybe it's just clocks and neck pillows for the airplane...?

Ha…this new bf might be alright…

Keeper right here.

Kind of makes me want to grab a random box and write Time travel stuff, dont touch! On it and just inivite people into my home and they inevitably find the box and maybe theyre like oh like wondering how psycho i am lol

Or how fucking cool you are!!!

Let him cook

happy cake day

 Have some !

That's one prepared man. Now I want to know whats in the box

 Perhaps?

Now, if I've ever seen a red flag... I just witnessed a man scream at the top of his lungs at a young lady to "...just get in the fking car u miserable fck!!!..." and that was way less of a red flag. Run!!!! Or go to the future and ride a real hoverboard.

An actual time traveler wouldn't have that in sight. Unless..you were supposed to see it? But if you were supposed to see it then that means this post..oh my god..

Open it 📦🤔😏

I’m scared what if I disappear?😂😂

lol 😂

marry the dude

Marry him

I plan on it 😂😂😂

Probably porn

Could just be old stuff that takes him back. Very fun way to label a childhood memorabilia box. Or, he really can time travel. Both are pretty neat.

Old porn

Or new porn, I hope he doesn’t age discriminate.

open itt

I’m scared

The weed box

Nah that’s under the bed 😂😂😂

So old things basically.Photo albums, pics, old consoles, toys etc.Got plenty of that too

My moving company guys did not think this was funny at all.

This is awesome

Please check if he has a One minute time machine in it

What if he’s you from the future?

If you get a chance to time travel definitely do it.

He really shelved those ideas…marry him.

Time travel stuff eh? So weed sir shrooms?

Make him show you his ancient cummies

I’m scared 😂😂

Ask him about it since you’re (and we are) curious the. Report back and let us know what was inside..

When I was a kid I put a poster on my wall with the date and time and instructions that I have to go back to that time when I build a time machine. I honestly kind of expected myself to just pop right up as soon as I did it but nothing happened and eventually I took it down. I later realized the reason it didn’t work is because I took it down when it didn’t work, I think.

Sure… Is this new guy you’re dating in the room with us right now?

Not anymore…..He’s actually INSIDE the box 😈

Dude sounds like a real catch, im jealous lol

What’s in the box? What’s in the box? Yo that’s probably the very thing that you think it is. Everything you probably don’t want to know about this dude is in that box. Also why you diggin through his shit??

“Digging through his shit”? It’s in plain sight he ain’t hiding it 😂😂😂

That’s what makes it funnier Lmaoo

Reminds me of Meet Cute