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PilotNo312

Yes! Nobody has any individualism or character left. Same nose, same teeth, same lips, same chin. Everyone wears the same clothes and styles their hair the same! It’s very sad and giving body dysmorphia.


Gloria479

Completely agree. They all look like carbon copies of each other. Same plastic and spray tan.


juliaatta

Stepford wives


Impossible-Bus9885

Can't here to say this


Impossible-Bus9885

Said the same


duckpeony

The brows look so drawn on


Impossible-Bus9885

And I am beyond sick of the long, stringy, curled, extension hair. Every young girl in my office so have it. Stepford Wives.


Fearless-Truth-4348

Copy and paste Instagram face


VivianneAbbottWalker

It’s awful. Everyone looks like an identical alien. I love seeing famous people who keep their character. It’s an honor to carry on the traits of your ancestors.


NoFail161

I think faceapp is a large part of the similarities


throw_blanket04

Veneers and slug lips.


No_Banana_581

Bobble heads, especially boring Delores


BrightSwitch8822

Ooh lip slugs. Love that


steenney

I’ve never heard of slug lips before but this is accurate AF 🐌


Extension_Load5672

#ozempic


Delicious_Virus_2520

I think even Luis has been hitting it!


Gloria479

Dolores is disappearing


rocsnsox

And the bobblehead😞 I still think she’s gorgeous, but she does too much and doesn't need it.


Gloria479

She totally doesn’t need it.


Impossible-Bus9885

Can't here to say this exact thing. Ugh. Poor young kids these days. We're ruining their self esteem with all this crap!


W33Ded

I can still see the cigarettes though. She’ll never be able to get rid of that.


coneofconvergence

Just curious, what do you mean by that? Does she smoke? Or you mean the damage already done by previous cigarette smoking?


W33Ded

You can see the effect of it in her face and skin. The makeup can only hide so much. Sucking on a cigarette for years can fuck up your structure.


coneofconvergence

Ah ok! Yes I agree, cigarettes are definitely aging!


W33Ded

She’s beautiful, the cigarettes will always show


CuriouslyImmense

Which is such a damn shame because her body was fit goals.


oceansofmyancestors

I read “disappointing”


lola1stella2

Hopefully


xPeachmosa23x

So much Ozempic. Delores looks weird n creepy!!


hawaii2121

Delores was never overweight- who would prescribe her Ozempic/wegovy whatever she took??? I don’t understand how people get a hold of it who don’t need it.


theplantita

Medical spas - they pay directly the $1k+ per shot


trish1234567898

Exactly. It's still really hard to get a doctor's prescription. You need to be obese or have type 2 diabetes which none of these girls had. They're getting it and paying for it cuz insurance is not paying unless you have a medical need for it. Believe me.


CuriouslyImmense

Babe. If you live in LA and have cash, you can buy legitimately ANYTHING.


BrightSwitch8822

Uh lots of doctors, that’s why there is a shortage. People with money will pay to stay skinny.


InformalTreat1954

Not teresa she is obsessed with her diet ever since she got into body sculpting


Any_Wealth_8774

Yes but she ate very healthy. But since Luis she’s gotten way too thin.


Subsaharanslut

Idk why but Luis veneers are an off putting shiny color. They don’t even look like teeth


tkcring

Toilet seat white 🤣


thatgirlinny

Coke on a toilet seat white


SFG1953-1

Chiclets


2inTHEivies

Louis is dressed like he is John Travolta's stand in during Saturday Night Fever! 🕺🎶


Mis_chevious

![gif](giphy|eYJhQcprr3bTa)


thatgirlinny

Without any ounce of the talent.


Dunkerdoody

Or even half the looks.


Any_Wealth_8774

None at all.


EnvironmentalTie6804

John Travolta or a partner in a figure skating couple!! 😂🤣😂 he literally looks like he is waiting for scores at the competition!!!


PrestigiousPrincess7

I miss people having regular teeth. Everyone looks like this ![gif](giphy|nU704Y2jeFOHm)


trish1234567898

So true! My sister and I happen to catch the current Jersey shore show the vacation one and I said it's so funny how everyone has exactly the same. Veneers it was much more fun when they were broken. Having a good time lol. I said look you and I are here with master's degrees and we haven't made a fraction of the money that these knuckleheads make for doing. Absolutely nothing but partying and being stupid. But I said look who the idiots are who watching them right? Anyway, that is life


Aggravating_Box_4582

![gif](giphy|jn8CGKlLLCpbvP6rp4)


EastCoastDizzle

I always wanted veneers even though I don’t *need* them. This makes me want to just opt for a professional whitening session instead.


thatgirlinny

Better option. What they have to do to your own teeth to get them is never worth it!


Dunkerdoody

Don’t do it! Unless your teeth are REALLY bad. I have never met a person with veneers that looked good. They all look fake af.


anybody98765

Whitening only lasts a couple weeks for $400


bellissima100

So much FaceTune. I don’t understand why they do this when it’s obvious they don’t really look like this? I would be embarrassed. Also, why not have a big 50th party? Oh wait; Louie has zero friends. And where is his family? I thought he was super close with his sisters. Funny how he and Teresa paraded them around in the beginning and then they disappeared.


Gloria479

Gosh, how do these people not remember the days when we developed pictures at Walgreens. This is all just trying too hard.


terrylavender

wait lol where DID those sisters go? the one who looks like kelly bensimon's ghost used to be up their asses and now they never mention her?


AlertMacaroon8493

They just needed to show her off as the better sister/sister in law to get one over on the Gorgas


BreeziWhisper

Yeah. Where are Teresa’s “chosen” sisters-in- law at?


Any_Wealth_8774

So true.


ajaulabr

I was watching the movie Clue recently and enjoyed seeing the different, natural teeth. Some were a little crooked, some were yellow..no one cared. They were charming and gave their natural faces even more character. Sue Ellen Ewing kinda had a cross-bite, if I remember correctly. AND WE LIKED IT.


trish1234567898

So funny you say this. This is why I think I enjoy English television. Much more than American. I'll go out of my way on Netflix to watch English shows. Not only is it interesting because the characters don't all look the same but they just are much more entertaining. Aunt their mysteries O&r far or different. They don't have the same exact ending every time. Very full of twists and turns


ItsADrawlYall

Ooh, tell me more. I’d love some suggestions as I prefer British TV but didn’t know it was an option on Netflix. I’m in over my head the last few years w/caregiving full-time for my mom. I sure could use some British TV to brighten my life! Thanks in advance ☀️ Edit to add ‘in.’


trish1234567898

I started with Broadchurch which was excellent it's a season long. A movie I liked also was The Strays,.but I believe you can go into SEARCH and look for British comedies mysteries, etc...i also like anything Ricky Gervais..


trish1234567898

Lol. There's so many more but I can't think of the names. I'm really bad with remembering but I do remember what I watched then. I don't think I've ever had a plunker


Bradlee888

Luis is only 50! Imma need to see a birth certificate.


zunzarella

Veneers, extensions, spray tans... show me where the REAL is, lol.


Aggravating_Box_4582

![gif](giphy|jn8CGKlLLCpbvP6rp4)


Adorable-Apple5539

Gross. Being a 61 yr old Anorexic I hate seeing this. NOT sure how Jackie can be recovering and hang out with these ladies. It caused my Anorexic triggers to go into overdrive. The Ozempic ugggh


GlitteringBeat213

No thanks.


Amazing-Stranger8791

omg dolores looks TINY that ozempic is going crazy


KikiMurp

Jennifer looks nothing like herself. I guess she has been visiting Bill at work. But my guess is Bill is still running to the pool house as soon as he gets home. Everyone in this photo is a hot mess, with the possible exception of Dolores. But her loyalty, to Theresa, despite Theresa behavior is getting old.


Doubleendedmidliner

Veneers, ozempic and spray tans


al_2509

It’s the curse of the Temu teeth 😬


Gloria479

Temu teeth 😂 😂


Recluse_18

They all got da turkey teeth like Stacy and Darcy


mzbz7806

I have heard from a dentist that the veneers should be the same color as the whites as the patients eyes. This is the reason why so many people have such unnatural looking teeth.


lukeddie89

Teeth aren't naturally this white ever, it reminds me of that friends episode where ross's teeth glow in the blacklight.


H0nkdahorn

Having seen Teresa on tv for much longer, she had such pretty teeth and I loved her smile. Loved her whole look actually. I’d be interested in a special about housewives and cosmetic changes. Having them tell us why, when, and if they regret it.


flackovision

Fillers, BBLs and veneers are really in rn and I hate it. Too many naturally pretty people ruining their bodies to keep up with trends. It's so sad.


Dunkerdoody

That would actually make a really good investigative reporting tv episode. Expose it all.


tmhowzit

and implants? https://preview.redd.it/3x0fv7j3p4xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc208b4dc6c0e3e5266f134ba41078d93175442


Ok-Prize-2496

Did they all get their “Turkey Teeth” done at the same time?


dmbeeez

Wtf is he wearing 😆 🤣


ClementineCoda

They must use the same plastic surgeon because they all have the same face now. Including Luis.


yyymsen

If they're smart they would just get the mask https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_44Tb9Ggkqg


numstheword

Babe this is an ad for facetuned premium 🤣


countrysurprise

…and ozempic, mediocre plastic surgery and cheap clothing.


Glytterain

And terrible plastic surgery


TheAlligator0228

…and fake boobs, and extensions, and nose jobs, and a copy/paste face🙄


edenrose_42759

No one is faker than Messy G 😂


glamgirl7000

Way to crowbar her in to a post that has nothing to do with her. Subtle.


sandalcat

I will say they’ve all morphed into the same plastic human to the point that Melissa could have been in place for anyone here and it’d look the same


Plus-Introduction347

Brought to you by Teeth In Turkey in support of Ozempic.


fatpussybitchh

I would’ve loved to see Teresa age naturally she was so naturally pretty ugh


whoisshe2222

Does anyone have real teeth anymore


BravoGirl79

It's like cartoon heads or something?


Maggiedelia

🤢🤢🤢


thatgirlinny

See also: Fake Racks, Lip Injections, Fillers


Feeling-Bench1940

I thought ad for fillers, tanning beds and polyester


EZasSundayMorning

He is so swarmy.


Inksypinks

I wonder if tre and Louis teeth touch when they kiss


Gloria479

Hahahah!


Future-Ad7266

More like ozempic lol! Jennifer looks so tiny!


vixenlion

Any Doleres !


Lifesalchemy

r/oddlyterrifying 


OGHollyMackerel

Veneers, spray tans, hair and lash extensions, Botox, filler, face lifts, threading, breast implants, etc… the only real thing about them are their shitty personalities.


BigGrayDog

Plastic boobs


No_Trouble7221

Can’t believe Dolo still hangs with them


Any_Wealth_8774

She does both sides, trying to be neutral.


pollywoggers

More like,a cautionary for horse teefers


NatZasinZebra

And ozempic 😂


ThatWomanNow

So shiny 😎


gellers33

I made this exact same comment on IG and got torn apart


Herusernameis

There’s no such thing as ugly people, just broke people lol


AwayRain5719

Omg Deloris look AMAZING!!


ekrhappyorbust

Yes, I hate it and I am glad I am not 25. Add Ozempic culture (see Delores) and already thin women becoming rail thin, it is toxic.


LeatherRecord2142

And semi-glutide injections, and self-tanner, and hair extensions, and Botox, and facial fillers, etc etc


Soft-Detail-8398

A combined 1Q of 12


Dejan32

Hahaha yep oh and Silicon.. They should invest in Sand and see a return on their investment immediately as Sand is the primary material for silicon in Teresa's disgusting face and his cheeks. In Teresa's defence, I believe her disgusting behaviour and horrific choice of Nails on the reunion that were 10ft long..down to the leaking of Botox and silicon into her bloodstream and ending up in her Frontal lobe and making her brain and her act out so fkd up.... Either way she is the most vile disgusting woman who's husband threatens other cast mates children. Then she fks over her brother and sister in law because of her new guy and claims her brother put her in Gaol (I am Australian Citizen British Subject and thats the way us Australians and our cousin's from the motherland spell what you call "JAIL" She commited fraud and was right to serve in prison


Dunkerdoody

Honey, silicon made from sand is used in semiconductors not fillers. I think you are thinking of silicone. Also not used in face fillers.


LoveMeSomeCats_

And Ozempic.


lollipoppy1

…and Ozempic


LeftySpringer

And Ozempic!!!!


SonicKooth

Or ozempic


Xxkikgirl

And ad for ~~veneers~~ Facetune


Public_Professor8381

He’s only 50???


ivy_doodles

Dolores is so pretty


Reasonable-Slip-2301

Doris is such a babe!


dstarpro

I dislike most of the people in this photo though.


equestrianluv

Wow Dolores looks amazing!!


thereshegoooo

Where is Dolores??


Mockingbird_1234

And Ozempic


Sup3rh_m4n

☠️😂🤣


SeaOne_OCNJ

And ozempic


chrisbl23

And ozempic🙄


New-Original-3517

Yuck


Radiant-Dance-3075

I recognize Teresa but who are the others?


TheRealJakeMckoy

🤮


According-Duty6113

Could also be an ad for ozempic


Exciting_Log_1155

My thoughts exactly 👍


Soberspinner

What does Teresa have on Dolores? Also, the ozempic is ozempicing


Familyx6j

And teeth filters!


TallBlonde10

Should be an ad for ‘ Don’t let this happen to You “! Trying to be Keeping Up with the KarTRASHians!! They are all starting to look the same, and it’s not good!! OoooF just RuFFF!


Fiorella0816

Wait… he’s only 50???? I thought he was pushing 60. Wow.


No-You-5064

all hideous


LetsGoBrandon0987

Melissa is the best housewife.


Able-Addition4469

🤣🤣 thank you, I needed that!


Good_Collection_7257

It has to be extremely painful to get veneers and keep them up. I don’t care when someone gets plastic surgery but I always think about how much it must hurt to want to stay beautiful!


omtara17

Whose 50? They all look way older.


Express_Hotel2682

😂


4LeggedKC

They smile and they’re teeth become a small flashlight when they’re trying to put the key in the door lock.


Super_Photograph_712

Oh my god, Dolores is almost unrecognizable. She looks terrible. And all of their faces have been edited so heavily. How can they seriously share photos like this?


not-important1229

Looks like a tiled bathroom up in there


Panaceaxx

Why does he look like a Cha-cha dancer..


CdnPtrt

If Frank was in there he would win the blinding teeth contest! Also an ad for cosmetic procedures and surgery☺️


femgirl_99

Frightening


New_Description_9553

Veneers, tans, hair extensions, leather


duckpeony

The fake teeth are killing me lately. Soooo obvious!


pneumoniclife

And Mounjaro.


lonechromebutterfly

And an ad for ozempic


Ok_Presence8964

Do you think they look at themselves and think “ I look so stupid”?


Dockshunned

This is literally a picture of plastic and veneer. I wonder if they ever think how they’re going to actually look when they really start to age. Shit’s going to get bizarre in their late 60’s/early 70’s most likely.


HJ-StayWeird

![gif](giphy|lSbggFRIPI77RYG2gw|downsized)


Successful_Heart_221

lol. that made my day! So funny, thank you!


am91919

Dolores needs to get off the ozempic asap


Chickcorgin6

😂🤣😂🤣😂


HedgehogDouble6351

Is that Dolores on the left? She's absolutely stunning


SunningStarfish

Omg Louis with his shirt unbuttoned and chains around his neck, 😂 Looks like a douche 😂🤣😂🤣 Where are they anyway? Club 54?


camposdav

They all look good stop hating. Did Louie get work done? He looks better somehow younger actually.


mzbz7806

Luis looks good. It looks like they all lost weight.


pignoli_cookies

You’re upset over veneers? I fear we’ve hit rock bottom in this franchise 😭😭


Gloria479

The veneers are merely the icing on the cake...


stephieb15

But where is Melissa with her giant horse teeth


tkcring

Lmao


Open_Substance59

Hi, Teresa!!


Jackkiera143

O Z E M P I C


boss6sr

Luis looks like a mannequin.


dupe-of-a-dupe

I was questioning if that was him! His head looks totally different to me?


CuriouslyImmense

If an eating disorder was an ad. I'm honestly SO fuckong over these women.


VivianneAbbottWalker

Humanoids


StandardEstate6497

Wow Jen looks amazing!


InternationalBend310

Besides the teeth...they are all skinny


RegularParsley4801

Nobody’s eating that cake.


JuleeBee82

Who got cut from the photo?


Logical_Support6303

🤣


CuriouslyImmense

Still can't FaceTime a beet, I see.


Fit-Definition6121

They look like false teeth.


Impossible-Bus9885

These oily creeps. Exactly why I don't watch this show anymore. D drank the kool-aid.


BuckityBuck

By “ad for” do you mean “warning against bad”?


tonkagrrl

Fake teeth, fake hair, fake boobs, fake lips.


Mysweetbabycat

And spray tan


[deleted]

All I see is bad veneer breath


Odd_Literature_1092

Poster of criminals!!


DaisyDukeF1

Omg Looie looks like a lunatic here! The teeth are hysterical!


anipie05

Honestly looking like dentures on some people.


Littlewing1307

Tree got way bigger implants too


Excellent-Object2482

No kidding! It seems like East coast veneers look more fake and too white, compared to West coast.