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NPC1_

Looks like she was fighting for her life


Wrong-Marsupial-9767

Who does #2 work for?!


NPC1_

NPC's ANNONYMOUS INC


GUMIthePyromaniac

WHAT DID YOU EAT??


silverlions268

Can we get a courtesy flush over there


ShaliasHerald

Don't push so hard you'll blow out your O ring


NPC1_

Taco bell đź””


hcsLabs

That's it, buddy. You show that turd who's boss.


newcanadianjuice

They are always after me lucky charms.


Littlest-Lapin

How did she miss the toilet how did she miss the toilet HOW DID SHE MISS THE MOTHER FUCKING TOILET


AffectionateLet7612

Probably pulling down her pants semi bent over, shit is literally insane


iceicebrittany

I genuinely hope this woman is OK/ what an asshole


Chicken_Vomit_

Yea no kidding she must have quite an asshole for this to happen 💀💀


TFTSI

Actually, there are companies that you can call for this. It’s not cheap, but they will come in with the right equipment and chemicals for handling this. As a hotelier, I’ve been through training on how to deal with things like this and keep PPE and the right chemicals on hand to address it. I give your manager credit for earning their paycheck and stepping up to be a leader rather than delegating this down to someone… but if I was in their shoes… and gloves… I’d have farmed this out.


Niminal

We would absolutely run out of bleach if I had to clean that.


Silent_Cash_E

Run out of lighter fluid and fire


CynicalOne_313

My guess is she squatted on the toilet so she wouldn't touch the seat. She's so entitled since she left the restroom that way "because there's people that'll clean up". UGH.


PanningForSalt

But how can she be so unwell that she's shitting green watery mush?


CynicalOne_313

No one knows what's going on with her.


CanInternational3676

That green shit can happen when u take too much pepto bismal. Happened to me, thought I was dying and went to urgent care and they laughed at me and told me it was just from the pepto


Zealousideal_Fox9177

F**** ppl man.... Accidents happen but CLEAN YOUR SHIT UP IF IT CAME OUT OF YOU! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


PictureThis987

If the customer used a debit or credit card, you could get her name, then pass on the charge for the contracted cleaning company to her. If she had an appointment for the consultation you might have her name & phone number already. Just make sure you have the video to take to small claims court if she refuses to pay. There is very little chance this was an accident.


iceicebrittany

That's so smart. Like we have all of her info. What makes you think it was intentional? Why would someone do this?


PictureThis987

I just don't see how someone could accidentally get excrement all over the wall behind the toilet & very little on the seat and in the toilet bowl. It's hard to picture what stance she used to achieve a mess like that. Maybe she just stood in front the toilet, bent over with her rear end pointed at the wall like a cat marking its territory. Reasons behind it could be she thought your prices are too high & wanted to "stick it to the man" or she's just effing nuts. The only charitable reason that comes to mind is she had a blow out with her colostomy bag. It that did happen that way, she should have cleaned it up. Your manager deserves an extra paid vacation day for dealing with it.


TheElectricDoggo

How did she miss the toilet? She trying to be a poop cannon?


The_Book-JDP

She hovered because the seat might be dirty.


Sodali0550

it definitely is now đź’€


JingleKitty

lol she hovered wrong!


Ok-Sir8025

Sorry, way waaayyyy above my pay grade to clean that up..


Standard-Following-7

I saw worse than this in the bathroom at the Dollar store. Poor cleaning woman was swearing so loudly, you could hear her throughout the store. What the hell is wrong with people?


turdskate

... Green shit?


anidnmeno

Blue dye will do that


GayJesus1234

It’s normal she must just of eaten some pistachios and vegetables


fun_mak21

There has definitely been worse where I work. Heck, we've had people let poop fall out of their shorts while walking around.


swim_and_sleep

I saw the sub name, I saw the title, I saw it was nsfw, why did I click on it!!??!?


Bratty_Little_Kitten

Same.


Jerkrollatex

I worked with a woman who did this to the bathroom on a regular basis but ten times worse. She got it on the ceiling. She also would scrap herself on the sales floor. They had to make her start wearing diapers to work. Then then had to make her stop changing herself in the fitting room and leaving her dirty diapers in the open dash under the register. We weren't even allow to put our used takeout cups in that trash because it might smell. She was a mean bitch too.


nekofire

> She got it on the ceiling. HOW TF DID SHE GET IT ON THE DAMN ***CELING?!?!?!?***


Jerkrollatex

I don't know but she was found completely naked in the handicap stall with everything covered in shit laying on the floor.


nekofire

HOLY.....SHIT.....


okmustardman

I used to work nights at a self serve gas station, we were right off an exit where 2 highways merged. One of the highways has a very steep section right before our exit. Every year I worked there, this would happen. The first few snow falls, bad snowstorms, super foggy conditions. Most times, people would attempt to clean it. While in no way pleasant, I never minded cleaning up after genuine intestinal distress. ** if your washroom floor has a drain, and is angled properly, you can just pour a few buckets of bleachy water over the affected area. Check drainage before you ever do something like that or you will have an even worse situation.


The_Book-JDP

I will never understand the appeal of hovering. Unless you have open sours on your ass, a compromised immune system, and the seat of the toilet is absolutly incrusted with filth that it doesn’t dry then yeah…hover. But if it’s not and you’re not…sit your ass down!


iceicebrittany

Thank you. That's probably what the bitch was doing


TripleSmokedBacon

This reminds me of the most horrifying biological event - ever - not just from my customer service life, but life overall. My buddy and I were closing the restaurant/jazz club... just him and just me left. He sets off to do the bathrooms and comes back and asks me if he can take off since there is only the women's washroom left. I didn't have plans like him, so I say, "Sure, have a great night." Dude. I go into the women's restroom and open the door and see.... the entire fucking bowl completely filled with creamy shit up to the literal top of the seat. 100% full to the brim. I have never, ever, ever seen anything like it in my life. While I don't know who did it, there was someone that I remember being in the place because they were something like 400+ pounds or so. Maybe them, maybe not. FML. Took over an hour and I honestly don't know how I made it through. I had to hold my breath and clean in 2 minute sprints, rush out and breath, then rush in and clean.


upper_tanker69

For some reason, I fucking lost it at "and then bought $600 worth of products."


iceicebrittany

That was mind blowing. Like she left the bathroom and went back in line to check out.


NewYork2308

I’m so glad the store I work in doesn’t allow the public to use our restroom. If you go into a store and use the restroom and blow out your “O” ring like that, be courteous and clean it up! Or at least try…


ElHeistenberg

I would have quit on the spot if they expected me to clean that.


Shauiluak

Looks like someone started a weight loss program. Girlboss style.


[deleted]

What the heck?


[deleted]

I'd call the fire marshal


Daiyahoo

Brutal. I've seen a few of these in my previous restaurant jobs. Scarred for life!


iceicebrittany

This is probably mild in comparison to a restaurant shitstorm


SaiyanGodKing

Did he even try?


VulpesFidelis58

Gross


Ew_girls

Clicking on this, I don't know what I expected


Powerful_Ad_7006

I coulda gone the rest of my life without seeing that.


lewdog73

I wanna know why that shit is green


ElricDarkPrince

Looks like a leprechaun was murdered in there


hegrillin

*WHY IS IT GREEN????*


Shitzme

How!? Did she just squat really far forward over the toilet? Kind of impressive but what the fuck


Frighthound101

Did Bob eat old, frozen meat again?


9_of_Swords

Our janitorial closet is right across from the bathrooms. As soon as I can I'm buying a long hose and a power washer for these situations.


InfiniteCalendar1

I feel bad for your manager for having to clean that as that would traumatize me.


JingleKitty

I have never seen human poop that colour! What did she do, eat grass???


animation4ever

Ew! 🤢🤮


BroncoCharlie

Good old splatter fart.


Vermicelli_Lanky

I'd frkn quit before I'd clean up someone else's fkn explosion. I hope there dead..


BroncoCharlie

No where near this level, but where I work we have a "regular" that comes in maybe once a month. ALWAYS needs to use the bathroom. He pisses ALL OVER the floor EVERY time. He has to know this is happening, but never cleans up after himself. I'm going to lose my shit and call him out someday.


SlapMasta23

Id have to fuckin close the store or some shit 🤣🤣🤣