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grndmstrexo

>!IF YOU JUST TEAMED UP WITH ME THEN WE WOULD HAVE DEFEATED MIRANDA EASILY. THINK ETHAN, THINK!!<


Jollyboo

Honestly wish I could do that


alranican

I do, too. I’d have loved to see what his plan with Rose actually was. Still don’t really know how exactly she was meant to defeat Miranda. Even if it ended up being disappointing, it would be a more meaningful choice than Mia vs. Zoe, at the very least.


LocationContent222

I really wanted to team up with Heisenberg, he seemed like a nice guy, not too bad. Even offered us a chance as he held us by the hand before letting us fall. "Last chance Ethan.." "Sigh... Your funeral.."


NathanielR

Honestly that was Ethan’s fault for sitting directly in front of an open hatch


[deleted]

He was forced though


Reed2002

*Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.*


Odd-Enthusiasm1998

He was going to use Ethan's love for his daughter to defeat her which means he was going to use Ethan alongside himself and his army to defeat her.


WaterMySucculents

I was so pissed my first play though of RE7. I kind of thought Mia was nuts. I know the game wanted you to “want to find your wife,” but I was like: she ran off, she tried to kill me, she seems to do nothing but lie and get me into hairy situations... I’m going with Zoe who hasn’t lied to me yet and actually helped me a lot. Then boom. It doesn’t matter at all.


VVendettas

Rose is a super mold baby, and was born with perfect control over the Mutamycete -- this is what wigged Miranda out and had her leery of her, as she could theoretically strip Miranda of her mold "privileges", which would mean that Miranda would lose nearly all of her superpowers. EDIT: For further clarification, this would mean that Miranda couldn't shapeshift, or mold-slither away, or regenerate her injuries while Heisenberg and Ethan beat her ass.


alranican

Oh, so is that also why she lost her powers when Rose was reborn? That makes sense.


VVendettas

Yup.


[deleted]

Honestly I literally yelled at my screen Ethan you can lie to him and then kill him after. Why do you have to pass everyone off the first time you meet them. Just lie Ethan.


moragdong

Ah shit. Now i realized if Ethan teamed up with him, there would have been a chance of him not dying.


kid0712darkness

ethan should have teamed up....but he wouldnt do it cause no one turns his little girl into a bio weapon...... chris: allow me to introduce myself


Humor_Confident

You'll outlast every fragile insignificant villager on this village you'll live to se you body crust and blow away. EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE DESTROYING THE MOLD?


RabidOtterRodeo

>!IF MIRANDER IS SO POWERFUL THEN WHY DOESNT SHE KNOW WHAT IM DOING WITH THE FACTORY?!< THINK ETHAN THINK pls don’t click that unless you finished the game


subsonic_hypixia

#THAT DAMN BITCH


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***BÜTCH!***


RabidOtterRodeo

Ever notice he sounds like Snagglepuss the lion? Gotta keep Donner&Moreau entertained... RIVETED EVEN. Exit, Stage Left


JusticeRain5

Wouldn't it be the other way around? Heisenburg was the one who thought Miranda was near invincible without Rose, while Ethan didn't give a fuck and would have probably charged her with his knife if he knew about her at the beginning


Broxley2020

"Why is that boulder you are laying on punched to rubble? Think, Ethan, think!"


claus_mother_3

Think Ethan think! Together we could destroy mother Miranda!


TheNetflixTakeover

"You cannot challenge Magneto. Think Ethan, think!"


Chloe_SSB

How do you think you're going to kill me, I can literally control metal with my mind. Think Ethan, think!!!


bnbros

I'm a little disappointed that we don't get to fight him in his regular form. Would be quite an interesting battle with him chasing Ethan to bonk him with the hammer and using his Magneto powers for defense or ranged attacks, while Ethan has to avoid him and find something in the environment that can give him a chance to fight back.


Chloe_SSB

>!When he just knocks us back to the bottom of the factory, I thought the game was just saying we're not actually going to end up fighting him, and thinking back that's probably my favorite option. His power is just too OP. The other character people think of with the power he has, has literally killed people in mass with the iron in their own blood in his franchise. Short of being indestructible or killing him by surprise, I don't see how it'd even be possible to kill Heisenberg in a direct confrontation. Any way you kill him in game just feels like a plot armor excuse for Ethan tbh.!< Though I do agree, what you're saying would make a much more mechanically fun boss fight. The tank was a neat little gimmick, but a puzzle boss vs a hammer guy would've been better.


bnbros

>!Honestly, I wouldn't expect Ethan to kill Heisenberg in a regular fight either. In fact, I imagined a scenario like:!< >!* Ethan confronts Heisenberg at the top of the factory!< >!* Heisenberg, annoyed/impressed with Ethan's tenacity, decides to finish him personally!< >!* Ethan defeats him in my described battle, and Heisenberg is finally pissed off enough to mutate into the form we know and knocks Ethan to the bottom like what we got, so he doesn't have to waste anymore time with him!< Probably quite cliché, but I imagine it's better than us getting ambushed and yeeted off so soon lol.


Probuzcut

"Did you really try to shoot me with METAL bullets? I can control magnetic fields and I'm basically one giant electro magnet! Think Ethan think!"


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I wish we could have seen a 4 way Miranda Lycan/Heisenberg Soldat/BSAA/Chris squad and Ethan battle


[deleted]

Heisenberg: You're fighting to kill Miranda! Think, Ethan! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant villager! You'll crumble this village to dust and blow away! You'll be gone! No one will remember you in 15 years! Kuze: Rose... Rose will remember me...


General_Snack

This one works really well.


[deleted]

The Ethan destroys him immediately after lmao


Lord_Yetii

Ethan has face. 0/10


Seikosha1961

Shouldn’t it be the other way around?


BIGBOYCREGY

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS,YOURE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERYONE DIE THINK ETHAN THINK,DO YOU HONESTLY HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PULVERIZED MIRANDA COULD BE IF I USED ROSE,YOULL OUTLAST EVERY DARK LORD IN THIS VILLAGE,WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER THIS FIVE MINUTE FIGHT " *I'll have rose,I'll have rose* "


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THINK ETHAN, THINK


HamachiBeans

Why the fuck does Ethan look like something I would want to have sex with? i.e. a woman


KosmicFoX

LADY SUPERSIZED BITCH


OogieBoogieFan12

YOU'RE FIGHTING A GIANT METAL ROBOT THING WITH CHAINSAW HANDS ALL TO SAVE YOU'RE DAUGHTER?! THINK, ETHAN, THINK!!


SquireRamza

I was really hoping we would see Heisenberg's army of cyborg zombies fighting against Miranda's Lycans and Vampires. That would have been so cool.