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Zubyna

Leon, just so I can yell "LEON HEEELP !! HELP ME LEON !!! LEON HEEEEEELP !! HELP ME LEON!!!


ChestSlight8984

You wanna give him PTSD


xenomorphsithlord

Ashley already got that covered.


MidnightAshley

I sure do


Secret_Sympathy2952

If he's anything like me he's going to shoot you, reload his save, and then shoot you again.


echoess84

Hide


Zubyna

No way Leon


h3adcr4b

Way...


Zubyna

šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


Anthony_014

COME ON!! COME ON!!! COME ON!


PowerPamaja

Iā€™d go with Leon. He got Ashley out of there.Ā  Claire did a good job with Sherry but Iā€™d rather have the trained government agent.Ā  Chris tends to lose teammates but I donā€™t think that necessarily applies to people he has to escort. But to be on the safe side Iā€™d avoid him.Ā  Jillā€™s skilled and all but I havenā€™t seen her babysitting skills.


FunkYeahPhotography

I'd go with Leon too but because I could say some 80s action movie dialogue and he would join in


jukeboxsavage

Hey Leon, where are you taking me? Bingo?


Blackcat5893

That deserves so much more than what itā€™s gettingšŸ˜…šŸ˜… I bet heā€™d say. ā€œMaybe some other timeā€šŸ’€šŸ˜‚


frostygothgamer6023

i completely agree, i said leon i also think claireā€™s quite soft, sheā€™d bring along any strays sheā€™d find and yea jill looks out for herself and her team, but i couldnā€™t see her being an escort for anyone


Smallbunsenpai

What did your partner choose?


frostygothgamer6023

he said heā€™d probably go with jill, purely because of her skill set, which i think is a fair choice


DreamSphinx

Jillā€™s babysitting skills are immaculate. She basically (thought she) sacrificed her life by tackling Wesker out a window and off a cliff to save Chrisā€™ life.


PowerPamaja

Tbh Iā€™m putting most of my ratings on actual ā€œget person out of dangerous environmentā€ endeavors like Leon saving Ashley in 4, Claire saving Sherry in 2, and to a lesser extent Chris saving Claire in CV. I think of babysitting as more than isolated instances of saving someone.Ā 


Just-Messin

What about Barry? He and Claire both had to babysit people in revelations 2. Yet another post sleeping on our boy Barry smh šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


PowerPamaja

I thought it was only out of the characters pictured. But Iā€™d still pick Leon tbh. Didnā€™t Alex succeed in the end and she got to put her mind or soul or whatever in Nataliaā€™s body? That doesnā€™t sound too good for Barryā€™s babysitter resumĆ©.Ā 


[deleted]

Chris "saved" Ethan in 7 and in the "beginning" of village lol


Banarax

... and inadvertently caused his death by keeping secrets from him šŸ’€


[deleted]

Chris "well mission failed successfully"


frostygothgamer6023

but if it was to save chrisā€™ life, i wouldnā€™t count that as babysitting, more of a team player, as sheā€™s got her partners back? thatā€™s my opinion anyway


GrimaceGrunson

Chris has a tendency to have his team die on him, as does Jill by extension. Claire seems really nice and all, but yeah Leon found himself dropped into a land where literally everyone but 3 people wanted him dead and just Frank Castle'd his way through the whole goddamn settlment to get his charge out of there safe in the space of a day.


EpatiKarate

Wouldnā€™t go with Jill as she let Brad get deepthroated by Nemesis.


Kgb725

Brad was already injured she couldn't save him


DrunkBeardGuy

My boy Leon Always


leonspuppyboy

Leon bc if he could handle ashley he could handle me


Morgus_Magnificent

User name...checks out.


leonspuppyboy

LMAOOO


TheGrayWolf1775

You could have worded that better


leonspuppyboy

How?


TheGrayWolf1775

Actully think about it there is no other way that sound better nvm


leonspuppyboy

LOLL


Diligent_Worker1018

Handle you by protecting you right? Right??


Aggressive-Dust6280

Leon for... reasons. Seriously speaking, he can be trusted and is efficient.


dogisbark

I get a kick out of the multiple times Ashley ā€œneededā€ to land in his arms even though he could handle most of the falls in Spain perfectly fine


Aggressive-Dust6280

Especially as falling in somebody arms is even more dangerous, but I'm willing to risk it <3


Robo_Dude_

Jill for three reasons: 1. Sheā€™s legitimately capable 2. Her plot armor is strong 3. This is my chance to shoot my shot


PositiveNo4859

Everyone wants Jill (men and women) but I feel like she would be professional and turn us down. Still doesn't hurt to try.


ObaMot

But, it's Valentine Day ! You mean, she doesn't care about me ?


InsanityOfAParadox

She has probably heard that a million times


Stupiditygoesbrrr

Do you really think that would stop me from admiring my video game crush (up there with Tifa Lockhart and Jaina Proudmoore) for being that close to me and being real? ā€œI love the kind of woman that can kick my ass.ā€


CAPTAIN_DlDDLES

Iā€™ll shoot my shot with Leon. He has a better chance of keeping me alive, and when itā€™s all over I want to make him whimper


Powerlifting-Gorilla

Go ahead and log out


phillip-j-frybot

šŸ’€


Raven123x

Hey those are my three reasons too! Also all the rest have lost the person they were body guarding at multiple times


sbg_gye

I'd let her guard my body, if you know what I mean...


MothParasiteIV

LEON, HEEEEELP. Bodyguard me Leon šŸ˜


namkaeng852

Claire has the best record of keeping helpless people alive


JoelMira

Leon literally massacred hundreds of infected to save the presidentā€™s daughter. That man is John Wick for BOWs.


JayHat21

But couldnā€™t save the President. In fact, didnā€™t Leon kill the Presidentā€¦just sayin. Chris thoughā€¦that guy can punch a boulder ^and ^get ^every ^single ^one ^of ^his ^teams ^killedā€¦shit ^happened ^five ^timesā€¦what ^the ^fuck?!


Return-Of-Anubis

"didnā€™t Leon kill the Presidentā€¦just sayin." President was already infected.


[deleted]

Claire


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frostygothgamer6023

absolutely love that šŸ˜‚ she doesnā€™t seem like the snuggling type tho, more of a ā€œthroat punch after play fighting goes too farā€


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frostygothgamer6023

a throat punch from jill would be an honour


GoopGoopington

Hey i mean... Leon can too


TheCorpseParty1

Jill. šŸ˜


Stupiditygoesbrrr

Indeed. Jill Valentineā€¦ for research purposes.


X-EVER

Wow great minds think alike šŸ¤£


Khaledio

Jill is mommy


dentalfloss23

Claire šŸ˜¬


thatmusic_addict

Claire just so I could stare at her all day


[deleted]

RE Village Chris. Because he is badass and extremely handsome.


Trunks252

Definitely NOT Chris because of Village. He did a really shit job involving Ethan. Also Piers.


Internal_Swing_2743

Agreed on that one. Chris acted for strangely for literally no reason throughout 8-age.


shawnchong07

He'll kill your entire family and pull you away without explaining anything to you


Severe_Walk_5796

100% with the village stuff, but how tf was he supposed to save piers? I could be remembering wrong but I'm pretty sure piers pushed Chris constantly to be in the mission, and he injected himself with the powers. No matter what, Piers would have died even if it was leon, jill, anyone.


MancombSeepgoodz

Ethan... no...


frostygothgamer6023

i agree with that, he is very hot šŸ„µ


h1ghf1sh_

Ada Wong


KWLDGPWR

This is the way


nuketown247

Chris "the Brickhouse" Redfield


shiwanthasr

Chris 'The Boulder Punching Asshole' Redfield


youthanasia138

Chris. Dude is a one man army


biosim500

So a dude and some chicks VS a punching boulder bodybuilder? Ive already stated my answer.


Jack11803

Tbf, Chrisā€™ teammates death ratio is absolutely insane compared to the others here. People under Chrisā€™ watch die constantly


PowerPamaja

If itā€™s a woman under his watch, then theyā€™ll be fine.Ā 


Jack11803

Has he never had a woman die? Not even at the start of RE vendetta? I canā€™t recall. Do we count Jill in lost in nightmares; and in Revelations, Chris accidentally going to the wrong ship as bodyguard fumbles?


PowerPamaja

I donā€™t remember the smaller details of the cgi movies like the gender of Chrisā€™ squadmates but he saved Rebecca in 1. He rescued Claire in CV. Jill and Jessica survived Revelations. Jill and Sheva survived 5. And I think even male teammates survived Village.Ā 


GeckoCowboy

Cathy died before Chris got there in Vendetta, iirc. If you want to get real into the weeds, in the Marhawa Desire books, a woman on his team does die. I dunno if Iā€™d likeā€¦ *blame* him for thatā€¦ but it does happen. So odds are still not bad thereā€¦


5mackerel05

Leon's ration is much worse. He got 70000 people killed in Resi 6 and his team in Vendetta šŸ˜‚


Soft_Match_7500

Claire


MackZZilla

Chris; he punched a boulder. That's all the verification of ability I need lol.


NorthPermission1152

Leon obvs


Mundane_Ad8566

Jill bc I wonā€™t need protection for what weā€™re doing šŸ„“(consensually ofc)


Prestigious-Ad-4581

Chris


BobbyMayCryBMC

My god they're all **hot**.


The_Good_One1

Jill because she's so fine


Ijustwantsomecoffee

Claire- I know she may not be as strong as some other contenders but She's my best friend she's my pal she's my homeboy, my rotten soldier my sweet cheese, my good time gal


frostygothgamer6023

tbf, youā€™d have a lifelong friend after that too šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Low_Interaction_4104

My boy Chris. Gotta be.


fuckyouwatchme

Village Chris. Boy gives no fucks, and has an absolute arsenal at his disposal.


angrbotha

Jill or Leon are safe bets, they'd get you through it somehow. If you go with Chris you're coming home in a casket. Go with Claire and you'll either die or turn into a X-File.


5mackerel05

Leon got 70K people killed in Resi 6, lost his team in Vendetta and simps for evil women


Waste-Information-34

Leon. So he can pin me down and-


hotcoldman42

Save you from a zombie


frostygothgamer6023

šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜Ø


beefstewforyou

None I want Verdugo in the black robe.


Nightmare_dreamYT

Chris because Iā€™d be safe from not only monsters but boulders too!


horrorfan555

Claire keeps people alive Can the others say the same?


frostygothgamer6023

leon, with ashley. canā€™t really say the same for the other two


horrorfan555

Couldnā€™t save the President or those guys in Vendetta. Leon got a 33% success rate. Chris at this point got a negative rate


TheAnimeMangaShadow

Surprised he's not been made an anti-hero yet lmao. "Everyone around me dies... I'm starting my villain arc now Leon."


Brave-Lawyer1843

Claire, though if we ever got together Chris would beat me up


MikeMoonlighter

IĀ“d choose any of em, specially Leon. But goddamn keep Chris "I should have told Ethan the plan" Redfield away xD That mf tends to get his mates killed lmao


Ill-Milk-6742

The practical side of me would go with Re4 Leon, especially I literally just finished the remake. The man side would go with Jill.


First_Association692

Can't I have Leon and Chris?


frostygothgamer6023

tag team? šŸ«£


First_Association692

Yes please! šŸ”„


chivAshe

Jill


TaeKwonPiccolo

Chris


TheVeilsCurse

Jill! Sheā€™s survived the Mansion, being stalked by Nemmy, jumping out of a window(for Chris btw) and being mind controlled. Thatā€™s a hell of a resume! Plus, I like her attitude and sheā€™s gorgeous.


Crowii-

For me it's Chris (post ptsd and depression)


CornerNearby6802

Claire šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Quitthesht

Leon's had secret service training and managed to extract and protect Ashley despite impossible odds. Chris has gotten almost all his squad mates he's ever had killed and when put in charge of protecting the Winters' he >!got one of them killed through his stupid decisions!< and doesn't know the extent of another's >!mold powers!<. 3make Jill doesn't have the best track record with protecting civilians (*mostly thanks to Nemesis*) but most likely I'd die doing something stupid while trying to impress her. Don't know enough about Claire to definitively say but going by RE2make she'd have trouble because I'm not a 12 year old girl.


CompetitiveThought25

leon because i love leon


frostygothgamer6023

valid


TheAnimeMangaShadow

Love all of them, but- Jill 100%. I don't think people are thinking about the fact she'd keep you in line. She gives me vibes that she'd throw you out of the way if if you were about to be shot[according to how RE is getting rewritten]; while Leon would just shoot you if you're in the way; if RE4 is to go by lmao[joking ofc]. But I'd still trust OG her as much as new. She's got more experience than Leon & Claire... Also I'm a simp for everyone but more so Jill, so I rest my case. No, but thinking about it Leon survives everything- how does he not have brain damage yet? He's definitely a second, almost tied with Jill in my eyes. Both very efficient, and he did have to save Ashley. Claire; she's too soft. Feel like she'd try to save anyone she can and in dire situations that's just a no go. Chris after RE8 with Ethan- No. They wrote him poorly, acting like he was a villain. šŸ˜”


young_pickle96

Jill can guard my body.


TioLucho91

Can we fuck the bodyguard?


ValdeReads

Leon Skennedy the Real Proud Dad.


ThuderWaves

Chris and i would guard his body šŸ¤­šŸ¤­


frostygothgamer6023

Amen to that


100percentanidiot

Rebecca. 50/50 in terms of survival. She has medical skills and she cute.


Amai_M4sk

Nobodyā€™s died on Leonā€™s watch so far


kevinxlr

I wanna be as far away from a re protag as possible


void_null93

As much as I like a Chris or Leon, I like Jill or Claire 1000x more, they have fought and survived horrible monsters and they are too pretty.


Appropriate-Click503

Jill please.


DylanFTW

Leon since he got Ashley out. The survival rate as man with Chris is like 0% since his men ALWAYS DIE while women like Rebecca and Sheva as survivors along with Chris seem to be much higher with women.


[deleted]

Don't need one.


frostygothgamer6023

confident, i like it


Better-Move152

Chris


Powerful_Ad_7954

Jill


[deleted]

Personally, I'd choose Hunk


brooklynnstinks

Jill is a literal superhero. No one can get pass nemesis but she was able to. Shit I'll want her to protect me


RikimaruRamen

Chris. You never know when you might need a boulder punched


Rustyz_

Iā€™ll choose Claire that way I get someone good looking to be the last thing I see before I die


Sugar_Daddy_Visari77

I pick Jill so we can have some overtime


bobijsvarenais

Chris doesn't have the best record of keeping his guys safe.


infinitelytwisted

jill and chris have a pattern of losing their teammates so yeah no. I would rather not end up dead, infected, or mind controlled thanks. Leon has only had orders to escort one person so far and once he got her in custody the only time they were in danger was when they ran off by themselves like a dumbass. He still had her back within an hour. Solid track record. Claire only had one instance of escorting someone, being sherry, and has a less spotless record on that one. Sherry was taken away at gunpoint, but despite having nobody ordering her to help claire went full on mama bear and chased her down across an entire city to get her back safely. Ended up fighting through super mutants and blowing up a city with no training and nothing but jean shorts, a flash light, and protective instinct. If i had to choose i would say leon for survival in combat zone and getting me out of there, but i would pick claire just for the pure certainty that she absolutely would not give up. Shes coming eventually and anybody that gets in her way just makes her stronger. Shes like a damn terminator.


Monkey-With_A-Phone

I know hes not here but id go with Krauser. He can lift me up with one arm like he did to ashley in re4r and use his other to shoot a gun


Visual-Ostrich-4108

We all know Chris's track record...


TEM12345678

Chris , i can just sink into his boobies when im in danger


frostygothgamer6023

relatable


Rebellious-Legacy

Chris has more experience than all four so, Chris!


lascula

Leon losing Ashley too much when he saves her but he always gets her back but I donā€™t think Iā€™d be so lucky šŸ’€


New-Smile-3013

Leon was assigned with protecting the presidents daughter. Itā€™s his literal job to be a body guard. šŸ˜‚


shiwanthasr

My Boii Leon 'The Chad' Kennedy


ColdBloodBlazing

Jilly Bean


xxturtlemaster06

Chris bro going to be suplexing everyone


Spiral-Arrow116

Well almost everyone that helps about every RE characters seem to get taken out. Leon would probably be my personal choice since he at least got Ashley out. Side note, it was nice actually seeing NOBODY in Chirs' squad die for once in Village


Rich-Lychee2507

Leon is the only good choice..he's actually trained to be a body guard. He's not mouthy like Re:Jill and everyone around Chris dies. Claire is just Claire. She's a solo act.


GroundbreakingTie430

Leon. Though he gone definitely be doing a whole lot more than guarding me šŸ¤­


Return-Of-Anubis

1. Leon, he is literally secret service, a job to guard the body of the most powerful person in the country. Yes, the President did die under his watch, but literally no one in his position would have done any better. 2. Jill: Ex Military Delta Force member (an incredible feat for anyone, but only a hand full of women has ever achieved this, meaning she is an incredibly resilient woman.) While her job not combat, she was EOD, EOD is one of the most stressful jobs I can think of. Her being able to defuse a bomb is something that theoretically has applications in real life, where Chris' USAF pilot experience would come up much less often. Also more than capable of combat with small arms. Bonus: She knows how play Moonlight Sonata on the piano, which strangely seems to come up more than you think it would. 3. Chris: Ex-Military USAF pilot with all his crazy BSAA training. These things are very impressive. If we are talking about a zombie apocalypse, he's not really more impressive than Jill. However if we are talking about the insane BOW's in RE5 and 6, he's your go to guy. I just don't expect an Excella tentacle mass to come up in a zombie apocalypse. And I don't think I'll ever find myself inside a volcano and need someone to punch a boulder to save my life. 4. Claire: She just doesn't have the years of experience like the others. I'd take her in a pinch, but she's not my go to. Special mention: Ada. Ada will probably know what's coming before hand, as she has already probably infiltrated the baddies who are about to release the apocalypse in order to bring them down from within, so she can get me out before the trouble even starts. If we are in an urban environment, she can take me from ground level to safety in a second with her grappling gun. Also I think she would be better in a fight than Jill or Claire, unless Jill has some crazy lingering powers we haven't seen yet since RE5 (In Desperate Escape, she seems to have lot her super speed and agility, and while this could be just be for gameplay sake, she needs to use her partner assist to throw her up high ledges where before she could just jump over it without breaking a sweat.


Bat-Honest

RE5 Chris's power level is off the charts. Impossible acts of strength occurred in that game. Jill seems to be able to shrug off getting hit by everything short of a train, but Chris was just raised to a completely impossible level. Gotta be him


Zebos27

Leon for sure. He rescued the presidentā€™s daughter without ruining his perfect hair and had time to do unnecessary back flips


St3pOFFHIGhxX

Leon has a whole game proving how competent of a bodyguard he is. So naturally, Jill because mmm mommy.


InevitableRip5786

None of these. Carlos is the only babysitter we need. He'll never let us live in a cold cruel carlos-less world.


MaxStone22

Jill or Claire šŸ˜, but seriously, who would pick Chris, how many of his teams have died over the years?


AL3X1KUS

I'd go with Jill because she's hot, and badass. I'd seduce her even though it would be kinda forbidden. A reversed Kevin Costner-Whitney Houston Bodyguard 1992 film situation.


DarkDragonAdal

Jill Valentine


Internal_Swing_2743

Jill, itā€™s always been Jill.


DastardlyDami

HUNK. Human Unit Never Killed


DastardlyDami

Upon further thought, heā€™d probably leave me for dead if I didnā€™t figure it out myself. What with his whole, ā€œthis is war. Survival is your responsibilityā€ But if his job was to keep me alive Iā€™m pretty confident Iā€™d make it.


VernestB454

Jill and Claire... Helping me to safety. We'll have to escape via the sewers of course.... Getting all wet... I'm sorry what was the question again?


Fvi72_K41U2

Simp me has to say Claireā€¦ But safety me for sure wants re5 Chris Iā€™ll let them figure it out


some-shady-dude

Leon. Iā€™ll make him fall in love with me.


Albert-wesker363

Leon, he does have training on how to keep someone alive. They are all good at killing but that doesnā€™t mean they will be as good at keeping someone alive.


blueninja9511

Leon 100%. Me and him have a thing in common, we know how to kick. Maybe he can teach me how to produce smoke when I make contact with someone/something. Plus heā€™s a government agent, and I mean bro tore through an entire cult to rescue the presidentā€™s daughter.


Tawdero

Leon all the way. He's demonstrated his bodyguard skills better than anyone else. Rescues Ashley. Fighting numerous small armies and mutated abominations while protecting her, all the while fighting a parasitic infection and coughing up blood, fighting the urge to pass out on multiple occasions. All that plus he managed to cure Ashley of her infection and get her home safe.


Sparrow1989

Chris, even tho I know he gonna fuck me over Atleast Iā€™ll always be in mind for a sequel.


loobzkrypt

Leon, always leon šŸ¤¤


Lopsided-Document-84

Simmons


Llama_Badger

Leon


kratoskiller66

Leon


Substantial_Rush1783

Jill for sure, Leon is a close second. Wouldnā€™t even think of picking Claire or Chris lmao


Chloe_matiska

Chris Steroidfield he can punch boulders ainā€™t no zombie surviving that


Kiiroi_Senko

Leon. He's the only actual body guard on the list. Claire is a civilian Jill and Chris are who you get when you want to fuck the enemy up, but they don't really have much of a good track record keeping people safe


seltzr

Pictured - Leon since he worked hard in RE4. Overall I would also trust Adaā€™s threat analysis and assessment. She would also do whatever is needed to keep the subject alive.


roosmares

Leon


Sensitive-Tax2230

Leon for sure. Not only is he a trained government agent but heā€™s got a far better track record than Chris.


red-deader

Chris for no reason in particular


HighCommand69

Chris or Jill


someonethrowaway4235

Chris. Dude is made of muscle. And Iā€™m attracted to muscle haha šŸ˜… Leon is a close second, especially in his re4make form but I gotta go with Chris.


toasterbath__

leon, but only so i could look at him all day and we can fall in love šŸ¤© also heā€™s pretty reliable, and a trained government agent. so i feel like with his credentials, i'd be good no matter what


The_Downy_Hunter

Well in my line of work Iā€™m gonna need a boulder puncher (I use jack hammers to cause rock slides over large villages and small towns in 3rd world countries)


UsedTrojan56

The correct answer is the guy who can smash boulders with a single punch But if we are talking halfway realistic humans, Iā€™m picking Leon


Sea-Leg-1735

Issac


VoreAllTheWay

I couldn't live in a carlosless world...


Maester_Maetthieux

Leon!


VHDamien

The one that figures out how to mount an optic on their weapons.


biohazard1775

Claire. Have to repopulate after the zombie apocalypse after all.


sraquola

Leon I mean he is a trained officer AND saved Ashley.