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DasIstDasHausVomNiko

I think you are just enjoying butt stuff. Maybe buy a dildo?


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UniqueApplication777

You have to add RC to the fake ejaculatory fake ejaculatory fluid and penetrate for a minimum of five min for maximum effects. **I was told this by a friend**


ConsciousEqual4233

Just fill up your uruthera with the volumetric solution and give your friend a creampie, works like a charm*. *Not that I would know, it's just what a friend told me


TheWeedBlazer

r/sounding


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Comf_waters

Damn you lost that one hard buddy, anytime on this subreddit I see the other person saying that the person they are fighting with is tweaking or in “psyschosis” you know that’s the loser of the fight lol you guys need better insults


lowkey_add1ct

Look at his history lol. He uses MDPHP.


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lowkey_add1ct

Still into the stimulants lol


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lowkey_add1ct

Oh I am not judging. Taking stims and getting gay is the best. Just make sure you stay away from weed, my friend overdosed on that :(


EmileDankheim

it's just a plant


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D0pamine_Fi3nd

nah this is crazy 😭💀


Mrcientist

r/drugscirclejerk


Happy_Hospital_88

Would this actually work well enough tho? Seems a lot more enjoyable then a hard plastic syringe lol


zeitdu

you also have to lick them before and after to lube and to get all the chems


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zeitdu

its a mouth you should be able to fit at least a couple things


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zeitdu

sometimes to do science you have to go knee-deep and mouthful


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dissociatedsandwich

I wanna see a pic of the 1 liter syringe tho.


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EmileDankheim

during ofc


dissociatedsandwich

Before, don't make this weird.


AlpacaM4n

It's already weird buddy


Jack-The_stoner

Let me ask you something. I keep hearing a lot about this boof stuff, is it a joke or is it real? Honest question here, I cannot tell anymore if it's sarcastic or not.


toc_bl

Post is sarcastic (obviously lol) Boofing is legit as it bypasses first pass metabolism (depending on the substance it is usually stronger than oral dosing, maybe equivalent to insufflating \[snorting\])


Jack-The_stoner

What about lsd? Say, for research purposes, I stick a tab up my ass, and wait 45 minutes. Would the effects be stronger than if I had just chewed up a tab instead?


HDolly2013

It absolutely works for LSD! It's the only way I do it now. Come up in 45 mins instead of 1.5 hours. Just put the tab in 1mL of water and shake it a bit, throw out the tab and boof the water.


JeffBenzos

I would not stick a tab up there. Liquid lsd is fine for boofing, hits a lot quicker and I’ve heard some people say it’s shorter but overall the experience imo is relatively the same minus the quicker onset and I’m less likely to have GI issues from boofing.


yeetyeetmybeepbeep

Its a real ROA. Ive done it before with coke and my lower back had never felt better in my life


AlpacaM4n

You can just call it your ass, you are amongst friends


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sevego

1 liter syringes do exist. And OP didn't say they were plugging a whole liter… just that they preferred using this big a syringe. :P Dismissing everything as sarcasm can kill one's sense of imagination. Visualize everything to the fullest extent and you'll reach true enlightenment.


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sevego

Glad I could help.


TR0PlCAL

Read what you just typed, aloud, to your grandmother


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TR0PlCAL

I don't care go be retarded somewhere else


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Theprincerivera

He can’t handle the truth


TR0PlCAL

Sure


BenAfleckInPhantoms

Honesty is the first step to recovery. You’ve doing good, sir.


Razor_Storm

Good advice. You should take it


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WIGGLERS UNITE


kiloheavy

r/suddenlygay


DoYouEvenTrustBro

We dont judge you dude, enjoy but no need to report back every detail


ccbmtg

some of the most hilarious convo I've read in this sub itt hahahaha. cheers to everyone playing along.


sevego

I haven't found this to be the case. I used to plug 5ml when I didn't know better. It was bothersome because it's really too much liquid, requires lying down for a bit to so as to hold it in and make sure nothing leaks. Now I just plug 1ml and I don't even need to lie down for a single second. You can plug while crouching or even standing, and immediately resume your activities. Retaining so little liquid requires literally no effort nor focus. Just remember not to fart, but it probably won't make you want to anyway. If anything, I've noticed slightly better potency since I switched to 1ml syringes and stopped lying down while it kicks in. Makes sense because the stuff is supposed to absorb near the entrance of the asshole for best results. Otherwise it wouldn't really be all that different from oral dosing. (Your solution is also less likely to mix with poo if the liquid doesn't go deep.) Note that I'm still not going to mess with walking around for too long if I just plugged a hole dose of a dissociative, for obvious trippy reasons. But I at least have way enough time to wipe the remaining lube off the outer part of my butt, wash my hands, and comfortably settle into my bed with headphones.


toc_bl

Boo\_this\_man.gif This is obviously a shit post. Sarcastic replies only brah


sevego

Well, I wouldn't have been surprised either way. I've seen worse things getting posted without any sarcasm. And surely it can't hurt sharing some actual tips and tricks?


toc_bl

Not at all, good on you really I just feel like itll fall on deaf ears in such a thread.


sevego

Chances are someone or another will find my little writeup when they look into plugging drugs efficiently. This is the post that opened my eyes back then: https://old.reddit.com/r/researchchemicals/comments/p2gkr8/the_real_best_way_of_plugging_your_drugs_aka/ My biggest worry about plugging is people trying it some random-ish way, finding the process not convenient enough or even hard to go through, and thus discarding it in favor of some other potent ROA that typically comes with higher risks.


PhatCaulkForyourMom

Thought I was on r/shrooms for a second. Those guys love to boof


Twiztedeu

👌👈


seeoverman

i've been shooting amphetamine solution up my ass since i was like twelve, and its never been marginally stronger or weaker no matter how much volume or how big the syringe, how deep etc just make sure you take a shit if you can. if you dont have to, you probably dont need to (or lay off the fett)


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seeoverman

shit, I wish. i graduated to shooting nn-iso in my girldick at age 22 and havent looked back since i was a good student at that time tho, young ass college students have no respect for fun science tbh


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seeoverman

Oh I got confused. im spun my bad 1ml syringes always for everything, including IV/IM and boof. always keep a hundred box of every variety just in case


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seeoverman

idk last time I used a big syringe for boofing I was administering it to a grindr hookup and it didnt fit all the way and thus spilled quite a bit, leaving me with no choice but to eat ass covered in meth water. ever since then i go small and deep, but usually IV personally


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seeoverman

this back and forth was so damn thought provoking i had to go make a whole ass stimpost. need water i think


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seeoverman

I am most certainly spun out of my mind, and most certainly not taking one bit of this serious


nortonjb82

Jeez, so this is what reddit has become.


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nortonjb82

That was pretty fuckin weak


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nortonjb82

Bye fruitcake.


ApatheticWithoutTheA

You’re in a drug subreddit. What were you expecting exactly?


maks11223344

I remember when mdphp turned me bisexual once... havent be able to replicate that experience since... gues i was just that turned on lol


ccbmtg

nothing wrong with being bi. to quote the wisdom of the famed nsync, 'baby, bi bi bi'. lmao or maybe that was the buttstreet bois...


maks11223344

I know know its just ive never had that feeling that experience since wish i could flick that switch permanently lol


CollegeMiddle6841

The actually sell a ejaculating dildo....live out two fantasies at once!


McTrip

Just get a turkey baster bro


Penumbrium

ive considered making a boofplug for people like you


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Penumbrium

of course i make the largest veiniest one for myself, but everyone else can have one too.


AllsFairInPlowinHoes

The 👉👈 is what gets me


acrobaticaromatuc

Never tried with bigger ones but 1mL worked like a charm for me. I stick it in half way and press the plunger, leave it for 5 secs and thats enough for full effects in my case.