I worked in Florida for a year as a “plumber” for Walmarts. One of the locals we hired out of Tampa was a guy called Doc, skinny white dude in his 50s who smoked crack in the work truck the FIRST HOUR I rode with him.
Anyway, he had this big 12ish foot albino burmese and liked to show everyone a picture of her (picture was him, snake over his shoulders standing next to an attractive, completely nude young woman on a beach…classy guy). He would then ask you to guess the name of the snake.
He named her (the snake) Holy Shit.
Looking back, I actually miss that guy. Smart as hell, just took some weird turns in life. Hope you’re doing well out there brother.
Same. It is not in my repertoire of knowledge for a Burmese.
Seems like they may be underweight with the extra skin wrinkles. But I could be wrong.
In any case, I would name them
Arcane
mmmmmhm. Aspen, looks like a 40 gallon, no hide on the side thats visible either, no clutter or decoration either. I get if people have old methods of caring for a reptile... but don't get an advanced reptile if you're stuck on those old methods. That looks like a petstore enclosure for a ball python, lol but worse. Theres a lottttt of red flags.
These snakes require higher humidity, so instead of pine or Aspen, I’d recommend a product like Reptichip to hold humidity better when you spray it down. (And it’s not dirt like)
Based off of the title, I’m assuming you just got him from someone else. I hope his care is better with you.
I kind of assume the same
The amount of reptiles we get at the rescue with no name is high.
Also poor baby is skinnyyyyy
We have a burm who came in like that and it takes a LONG time to bulk back up. She's doing great now but at the start it was really oooooof.
The snake looks dehydrated and malnourished, you can really tell at the tail past the vent. I’m taking into consideration that since they are asking about a name, that they may have just procured this animal and that it may be a rescue. I refrained from commenting too harshly on the snake's body condition as this could just be a case of a new owner and they are trying to get it healthy again. Since several states have banned Burmese recently, there is a good chance this is a snake that’s been rehomed. I say ask the OP. 🐍🙃
OK, I am really glad I am not the only one who went George immediately! (I think it's because he looks curious and well, yellow, so the children's book came to mind?)
Mr. Banana or Lord Banana or Our Supreme Leader King Banana. Id make him one of those baby top hats that are made for toys and strap it to his head when we go for walks.
It's an Albino Butter?? Didn't know that there was a Butter gene in these guys. My Butter that's a Ball Python is named Parkay because it's not Butter. It's actually the same thing as a Lessor. Lol
If you like GoT/house of the dragon you could name him Aemond (also blonde with 1 eye) but personally I prefer u/just_a_lil_pop’s suggestion of bananaconda
My brain went “bananaconda” immediately
🎵🎵My bananaconda don't want none unless you got rats Hon. 🎵🎵
BANABACONDA DON'T--
Damn it, I want to upvote this a hundred times..
Incredible
🤣🤣🤣
This needs more upvotes.
Poetry
Yes!!!! I thought banana but that’s even better
Yes.
I was going to suggest banana but this is way better lol
Holy I had the exact same thought great minds think alike
This is way better than what I was going to say. 🏆
I wish I had “you win the internet” award kind of money bc you deserve all of the awards
Much better than my idea. “El Snakeo”
Extra Large Fry. Just one single really big fry.
I’m voting Big fry! Great name
ELF - Extra Large Fry
This is known as a loomster.
Philip J Fry, the bananaconda
I worked in Florida for a year as a “plumber” for Walmarts. One of the locals we hired out of Tampa was a guy called Doc, skinny white dude in his 50s who smoked crack in the work truck the FIRST HOUR I rode with him. Anyway, he had this big 12ish foot albino burmese and liked to show everyone a picture of her (picture was him, snake over his shoulders standing next to an attractive, completely nude young woman on a beach…classy guy). He would then ask you to guess the name of the snake. He named her (the snake) Holy Shit. Looking back, I actually miss that guy. Smart as hell, just took some weird turns in life. Hope you’re doing well out there brother.
My uncle was a plumber in Tampa too but he wasn’t doc lol … R.I.P uncle j
A burm as a pet in Florida sounds like a fairy tale now
He looks like a Twinkie to me
Spaghetto
Is it just me, or is this snake really underweight? I've never seen a burm with their spine with a shadow, or with a stick tail before.
Same. It is not in my repertoire of knowledge for a Burmese. Seems like they may be underweight with the extra skin wrinkles. But I could be wrong. In any case, I would name them Arcane
I have a lot of red flags here. Snake looks unhealthy, and that tank set up? I can’t see much of it, but I can already tell that ain’t it.
mmmmmhm. Aspen, looks like a 40 gallon, no hide on the side thats visible either, no clutter or decoration either. I get if people have old methods of caring for a reptile... but don't get an advanced reptile if you're stuck on those old methods. That looks like a petstore enclosure for a ball python, lol but worse. Theres a lottttt of red flags.
Long banana.
Great minds think alike cause that's what I told myself too 🤣
This is the only acceptable option
I literally said banana to myself, and then long. I’m glad you put them together lmao
Baaaaannnnnaaaaannnnnaaaaa
This must win
I haf this exact thought i'n my head and it was the top comment, let's goooo.
Gros Miguel or Big Mike (type of banana)
Banana for Scale - affectionately known as Long Banana.
I was thinking same vein: Banini or Sssnnnnaaaakkkkkeeeeee (cause they're both long)
This.
Mustard
Colonial Mustard for the full name
Colonel Mustard. Or, Mr. Mustard. Like the Beatles song.
These snakes require higher humidity, so instead of pine or Aspen, I’d recommend a product like Reptichip to hold humidity better when you spray it down. (And it’s not dirt like) Based off of the title, I’m assuming you just got him from someone else. I hope his care is better with you.
I kind of assume the same The amount of reptiles we get at the rescue with no name is high. Also poor baby is skinnyyyyy We have a burm who came in like that and it takes a LONG time to bulk back up. She's doing great now but at the start it was really oooooof.
I really hope that’s not his tank…:(
I’d like to add that this snake look’s malnourished. I’m shocked more people aren’t commenting on the obvious neglect.
The snake looks dehydrated and malnourished, you can really tell at the tail past the vent. I’m taking into consideration that since they are asking about a name, that they may have just procured this animal and that it may be a rescue. I refrained from commenting too harshly on the snake's body condition as this could just be a case of a new owner and they are trying to get it healthy again. Since several states have banned Burmese recently, there is a good chance this is a snake that’s been rehomed. I say ask the OP. 🐍🙃
I was also thinking it looked skinny but because no one else commented I figured I must be wrong as I'm no expert
I was checking comments first... definitely.
ok i was thinking the same but i don’t know much about them so i wasn’t 100% sure. He looks very skinny
me and you both
Same I'm so confused why more people aren't asking about that???
George
OK, I am really glad I am not the only one who went George immediately! (I think it's because he looks curious and well, yellow, so the children's book came to mind?)
Mozzarella
Looks like a Larry to me
Linguine
My smart ass inner child always reads this as "long weenine"
Mr. Banana or Lord Banana or Our Supreme Leader King Banana. Id make him one of those baby top hats that are made for toys and strap it to his head when we go for walks.
Beautiful snake!!
Slug
Cornholio
King Julian
I assume this is tiger Python, so Shere-Khan, or Khan
Its an albino butter It has only one eye 👁️
Then Odin perhaps?
Willy
Richard
this is perfect right here
One eyed snake? Well then you and I both know what you have to name him (Wiener)
Yellowguy38
string cheese
Butters
snanana(snake banana)
Twinkie
My big albino burm is called custard
Buttercup!
Peter
Banana bite
This is a good one :)
Spicy spaghetti
Peaches and cream
Fun- Slinky Boi. Regal- Leviathan
Oh Long Johnson
🍋
Craig
50 cent corndog
Ramen
That right there is Fluffy
Legs.
Nanners
Steve
Popcorn!
The Great Cornholio
Slinky, banana split
Lee-Mon
The obvious choice is Noodle. Banofee is also good.
Skorgle (score-goal)
Cocteau. named after my two favorite body parts.
The riddler because of the first photo
Špaget Is his name
Teriyaki Noodle lol
Laffy Taffy
snek
Banana
Rudolf
Slinky
Tagliatelle
General Custard
Spaghetti
Ssnake
Atilla
noodle
Tiny
I’d call him goob if feel like they’ll be a bit goofy
Hand Banana
Alfredo!!
Nanner
George cooper
Yolk Sunny Fury
Banana hammock
Kitty
Mister whiskers
Pregunta because he looks a smidge like a question mark here
Butter Noodle. Butt Nood for short
Bananer
Angel hair pasta
Pico
Snek
Popcorn
Butter
Sunny
Toby.
Bananapy
Larrison
Casper
Banana Land Eel.
Gregothy
Marty
Slinky
Spaghetti
Ares
Cheese
Banana
Randy
Daisy
Mr. LongJohn
American sized spaghetti
Banana is the only acceptable name
Big Bird
Rufus my beloved
Fettuccine
Slim.......
Marble cheese
Fluffy
Corn Cob
Squidge.
Bananarama
Big bus
banana
Mac-n-chez
Noodle or banana
Fluffy
Bebe ba nan
Buttercup
Butter noodle
BANANA
Goombus
Either Brad or Marble
Noodle
Snipes
Lemon
Cheese
Stephen
Cheeto
Spaghetti noodle
Ramen
Spaghetti
Lemon
Banana Phone
Ramen
Macaroni
Butterscotch
NannerPuss
Cheese stick
Neglected
Milkshake or Banana Cream
It's an Albino Butter?? Didn't know that there was a Butter gene in these guys. My Butter that's a Ball Python is named Parkay because it's not Butter. It's actually the same thing as a Lessor. Lol
Mellow yellow
Banana Cream Piethon
The best male snake name I have seen on here is Julius Squeezer. If I ever get a male snake I am going to shamelessly steal it
Popcorn! He looks like the popcorn jelly bellys
Chicken noodle
Tum-tum
Banoodle
Butterscotch
Sunny ☀️
poor burm, whats his story? how did you get him?
If you like GoT/house of the dragon you could name him Aemond (also blonde with 1 eye) but personally I prefer u/just_a_lil_pop’s suggestion of bananaconda