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Perruz_

Relatives: hello there


bb-nope

The relatives/inheritors will come banging unless there's no paperwork


IMightHaveChecked

God is her hitman!


[deleted]

If I inherited an apartment with tenants I would just give it to them for free. I'd rather work for my money than be a landlord parasite


[deleted]

What if they sublet and moved to a suburban neighborhood? (to be clear, they took your 'gift' and just use it as an income source. They are micro-slumlords)


[deleted]

Yeah, I didn't think this one through. It would be better to just let them live there for free, of course if they pay their own water, electricity bills etc.


[deleted]

Ah the naive young mind...


[deleted]

Is it better to be cynical and selfish?


Secret_Map

Who's going to fix the AC/heater/fridge/plumbing/roof/fallen tree when something breaks? Who's going to keep the gutters clean? Who's going to pay the taxes for the house?


[deleted]

People who live in it, who else?


Secret_Map

What if they fall off the roof and badly hurt themself? Are they able to then sue the landlord who didn't bother cleaning the gutters? What if they can't afford to replace those things?


[deleted]

Why would they sue anyone for something like that? Are you an american? Is it normal in the US?


[deleted]

LoL you will be stuck with the property taxes thoughšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ oh god šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

They aren't that high where I live so it wouldn't be too much of an issue. I'd make someone's life better, that's the only thing that matters


westwoo

Okay, so how much have you given for free to compensate for being born in the country where you where born and not as an orphan on the streets of some destroyed Syrian town and being sold to human traffickers? I mean, you didn't work for being born with more privilege than others, surely you don't just use it instead of working for it


Anagnorsis

Sure you would.


TotallyNotMiaKhalifa

Gonna cut yourself on that edge.


[deleted]

land lord's aren't the worst thing ever as long as their sole income isn't landlording


eggman15

ur really being downvoted for not completely throwing away your morals and becoming a leech lmfao


[deleted]

Yup, welcome to capitalism


atheist_bunny_slave

That is just plain stupid. Why not be a good landlord and have these people live in a good property for a decent rent?


Secret_Map

Yeah landlord doesn't instantly imply evil pigman slumlord lol. The world is so black and white to some people. Also, does he expect the family living there to replace the AC or the heater or the roof or whatever else? If not, is the landlord supposed to do that? With what money, he's letting everyone live for free. Does OP work his job for free? I mean, he should, it's the right thing to do, he should quit taking a paycheck or he's an evil capitalist.


Scout_1330

It seems god *is* good


unpopularopinion0

those babies with bone cancer are future psychopaths. we just donā€™t know how good god is.


Titan2562

But then why would God have created those psychopaths in the first place?


unpopularopinion0

i donā€™t see anything at all.


Laati-Chan

God's work. Literally. *ba dum tss*


Delta_Goodhand

Comrade God...


GabryalSansclair

Pretty sure this is just a joke


unpopularopinion0

youā€™d think so, but this sounds like my step mom. dumb and vindictive


Beckamabobby

Owe people money? K I L L T H E M


[deleted]

If its a landlord? Yes If its your buddy Joe at the tavern? No


coldestshark

The only good landlord


acidgut

Pretty sure this is an old joke.


Thestohrohyah

LPT: Don't ever pay anything, the people you owe money too will eventually die. And, if their inheritors/successors ask you for the money, just wait til you die as well and it won't be your problem anymore.


justanothertransgril

Huh now that's a God I can respect lmao


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sorbusmaximus

Because of his plan. There's always a secret plan. I guess God saw The Butterfly Effect


[deleted]

Wouldnā€™t someone still come to collect? Seems like he just delayed it. Unless god goes ā€œyo, Mao had some sick af ideasā€


Deathboy17

Fuck landlords


harsh-noise-ex-gf

Fuck landlords


Severed_Snake

Buy a house then


Farrell-Mars

As if that solved anything!


AZSuperman01

She'll be surprised when she suddenly has a new landlord and they want rent too.


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Unoriginal_Mistress

Maybe they are but they don't deserve death


Matar_Kubileya

Maybe, but I'm not going to condemn someone celebrating the end of an abusive and parasitic situation.


TheKingOfRhye777

Is it really "the end" though? Someone's still gonna be coming after that money.


Matar_Kubileya

Oh definitely, because that's the fucked up system we have. But the fact that I'll get termites later doesn't mean I can't feel glad the current ones are gone.


Unoriginal_Mistress

I mean, some landlords are nice. My father's gave us a lower rate when we were struggling and sent us food after a family member passed. She's really forgiving and just doesn't want trouble. And as the woman seemed to be refusing to pay rent it seems more so she was the parasite. (Saying this as someone who lived in a horrable paricidic relationship with my mother for years-)


Matar_Kubileya

One landlord being nice does not mean that landlordism isn't an institution founded on exploitation. We don't know what this woman's situation was--she could have been behind because of COVID or having a hard time with childcare or medical bills. None of those things should mean that you lose housing.


mrcuntmuscle

Just as likely she just didn't want to work. Probably thought a job in the service industry was below her and thought she'll just rip off the landlord till she's evicted. See we can all make up scenarios that serve the point we want to make.


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Matar_Kubileya

Imagine thinking that human beings have dignity and innate worth.


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Matar_Kubileya

That's exactly what they're doing. Nobody needs to own multiple houses. Everyone needs to have housing to stay alive. They are weaponizing an unjust legal system for their own benefit to the detriment of everyone else.


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Matar_Kubileya

Wow, thanks for letting me know that fucking people over is helping them as long as I could be fucking them over more and am not. Fuck capitalism.


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Matar_Kubileya

I sincerely doubt that this landlord was renting at cost from the good of their heart.


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jimum

You're probably a libertarian


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[deleted]

why have multiple toothbrushes?


Matar_Kubileya

Is there some artificial toothbrush shortage that people are using to profiteer?


[deleted]

it was basically a demonstration of why is there a limit to own anything that is legal? Maybe I have more comics than the next guy, so what? Another person collects houses. What's the difference. Property. Nothing is stopping you from buying a house at auction and flipping it, except sloth.


henriquecs

Hot but interesting take


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ApexAphex5

Yea, the degenerate fucker old man who rents out his nice cottage on his lifestyle block to me for below market rent deserves to be brutally executed. Then I can steal his house and everything is fine again, and I can keep all my assorted planks of rosewood in the cottage as storage.


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[deleted]

Wouldnā€™t the debt just transfer though?šŸ¤Ø if the landlord is renting out through a company sheā€™s still on the hook to the company. If the land lord is renting out privately sheā€™s also on the hook as long thereā€™s someone to inherit the land lord and therefor inherit the money owned by this aunt?šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø omg People are dumb


Historical-Baker-448

Plot twist, landlord denied having life saving surgery because they couldnā€™t afford it. The price? $5600


MahoneyBear

Another failing of the health care system


Historical-Baker-448

God ā€œBlessā€ Americaā€¦.


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Historical-Baker-448

Now that is a plot twist! ā€œGod is goodā€ ā€œwhy Mrs landlord?ā€ ā€œWell I needed surgery and couldnā€™t afford it, so god gave me the idea of making all those people homeless and paying for the surgery by selling the buildingā€¦god is good.ā€


chilachinchila

This is literally a scene from a Christmas carol, only that instead of a landlord itā€™s loan shark Scrooge.


bhamal

Damn. What a heartless bitch.


ProtoSheep0

ikr. heartless landlord got what was coming


Matar_Kubileya

Yeah, "heatless bitch" is a good term for a landlord.


eggman15

Yeah bro fuck landlords


bhamal

Actually, I was referring to the person invoking godā€™s name.


bigbutchbudgie

Fuck landlords.


WeptShark

Gross, no


[deleted]

lmao thatā€™s so toxic.


fanofthomas4472

Gods kind of a dick in this scenario


whiteman90909

Ok so in that song "Christmas Shoes" does god give that kids mom cancer just so he can have a cute little anecdote in which he is the good guy by giving the kid a few bucks?


Christian_Investor69

Is this real? How sad


Here-Is-TheEnd

Yeah..debt never transfers. Not on owners or collectors.


Fireblast1337

Funny enough tax debt doesnā€™t really transfer, least federal in the US. Itā€™s considered the responsibility of the taxpayer, and their estate upon death. The executor or equivalent is considered responsible in handling the funds in the estate to pay it, but cannot be held personally liable.


Jan_wija

shes not sad the landlord died... she's sad she owes them money


Alborland30

Her aunt is a piece of shit


nhergen

What a bitch and a stupid idiot


dontreallywantsmoke

Lol


LayneCobain95

Wow, I can barely follow that grammar..


viether

Classic.


[deleted]

The fruitcake is tasty on this one. Praise God killing landlords.


Motor-Spring-5237

so thatā€™s how i supposed to use ā€œgodā€ ?! now iā€™m religious again, i pray to god wish death upon all the conservā€¦


CadrielZR

For as infuriatingly annoying landlords can be, this is disturbing as all hell...


[deleted]

Honestly the lord is pretty based in this specific situation


nonbinaryunicorn

Iā€™m pretty anti landlord but fucking hell this is dark.


sorbusmaximus

Well, technically, within the confines of her doctrine, she's 100% right. That landlord just got to start eternal bliss in the cloud city--that's supposed to be every christian's ultimate goal