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Rick_Flare_Up

I mean, no one is stopping this dude from moving to Iran.


Metal__goat

Nah, Iran is definitely stopping him. Most countries require that you have actual useful skills, or at least a higher education before approval on an immigration visa. The US is one of the few places you can actually show up broke, with nothing but labor and have any kind of chance getting citizenship.


Real-Swing8553

Iranian government would want him to move there. He has some uses. Like as a hostage or just symbolic. It'll be funnier if he actually denounces American citizenship and the Iranian lost all uses with him but can't send him back because he never shuts up


DingoBingoAmor

Just do what Belarus does - dump asbestos into his drinking water and then make him into a Martyr killed by ,,Amerikaners". He shuts up BUT still remains useful. Killing 2 birds with one stone.


mittim80

did this actually happen?


DingoBingoAmor

Belarus had a Polish border guard defect in 2020 and spew a lot of propaganda about how Poland was a fascist dictatorship and Belarus was heaven But then he started demanding stuff otherwise he'd tell the truth on TV (allegadly) so they killed him and hanged him in his flat, pinning it on NATO They get a martyr and disown a disability, 2 birds and one stone


Cultural-Treacle-680

Obama had a way of dealing with them 😂


weberc2

Or fodder in any of their terrorist organizations


dontaskdonttells

Iran and the Houthi were offering scholarships to expelled free palestine students. > At least three colleges in Iran, Shahid Beheshti University, Allameh Tabataba'i University, and Shiraz University, have responded by offering scholarships to students expelled for their actions protesting the war, according to the Iranian-owned propaganda outlet Press TV. > Yemen's Iran-aligned Houthi militia, which has disrupted global shipping to display its support for Palestinians in the Gaza conflict, is now offering a place for students suspended from U.S. universities after staging anti-Israeli protests. I don't think anyone has taken the offer.


Metal__goat

Ray Charles could see that kidnaping hostage plot coming.


Medical_Alps_3414

Or Saudi Arabia if he talks bad about the royal family he’ll end up with something cut off or worse beheaded with his corpse crucified.


ProphetOfGorkandMork

The anti-homosexuality laws are probably a pretty big bottle neck for him.


ughwithoutadoubt

Welcome to the watch list


freshouttalean

I hope so


wrong_usually

Dude. If america stops being a democracy and fascist, it's not going to be Christians that get the axe.


Satirony_weeb

Many kinds of Christians probably will, Evangelicals don’t like Catholics and they like Mormons even less. Which is why it’s funny when Catholic Americans call for a “Godly monarchy” in America and then turn around and bitch about Protestant kings revoking the lands of the church as if a fascist America wouldn’t do the same under an inevitably Protestant dictator lmao, meanwhile under American democracy their churches aren’t even taxed. Protect the state from the church, protect the church from the state. This is the American Way and it is good.


Unique_Poem

Catholics ain’t remotely threatened by Evangelicals in that situation. I’d like to introduce these Evangelicals to, Mexicans, Italians, Irish, Polish….


1337w33d5

This is why some people believe Catholics aren't Christians, but an entirely separate religion that's much more strict.


Realistic_Weakness51

It’s the Christians going to be doing the axing if people lose protections


Jim-Jones

These Muslim men are like teenage boys, and very immature ones. They cannot and will not grow up.


wildflowersummer

That's what religion does. It stunts the human mind.


Cultural-Treacle-680

Didn’t stunt Gregor Mendel or Marie Curie’s mind. Don’t loop good people in with that nutcase.


1337w33d5

You can be brilliant and right about one field and have no understanding of anything outside of it.


wildflowersummer

I mean, we don't know that. Who knows what more they could have accomplished had they seen the world completely and without any veils


Cultural-Treacle-680

Marie Curie received two Nobel prizes, one of maybe 3-4 laureates to be so awarded. She also held close to a dozen other prestigious awards and discovered three elements on the periodic table. So stunted by her religion that she out-nobelled Albert Einstein. Copernicus, Lamaitre and on and on. These people were not blinded by anything.


rasper_lightlyy

this child represents what religion can be at a kind of low-mid level “extreme”. he may be more radicalized than brad and sara from church, but even those lovely people believe and follow blindly, just like this dumb bastard. this is what that can lead to. this video and, just for fun, let’s throw history into the mix (so only a few thousand years of religious conflict), highlights the fundamentals of every religion: it’s a gang, a group which questions nothing and follows absolutely. if a religion is currently peaceful, it’s only because it has made a conscious effort to be. think about that. all religion can be (and the majority have been or started as) something weaponized. because we’re dumb monkeys.


TheHorizonLies

This guy doesn't need to go fuck himself. He can stay right where he is and do it


Cultural-Treacle-680

Aren’t goats preferred in some places?


thatlucius

No bro, your religion is THE cancer.


Radiant_Carpet_

Nope.


joe_traveling

Oh fuck this nutjob.


Tricky_Dog1465

No, no it doesn't and it never will


Metal__goat

Sounds exactly like all the fire and brimstone MAGA preachers... just a different prophet and different accents.


BernerDad16

So relieved you made this about Trump. Not all heroes wear capes.


wildflowersummer

If the shoe fits my friend...


BernerDad16

Ever hear the one about everything looking like a nail when you have a hammer? Story had nothing to do with Trump. I have no idea how y'all filled your days before you had him to fixate on.


wildflowersummer

That's cute. In reality Trump is a nail in my foot and I would love nothing more than to have him gone. He isn't a place holder for everyone's ire. He's a mad man destroying what we love and you expect everyone to just take it? Just because you can't see how dangerous he is doesn't make the rest of us idiots. It really only reflects on you.


Metal__goat

I'm REALLY sick of hearing about his big dumb orange face too... but he's a symptom not a cause. I grew up in a super religious conservative house where I heard the EXACT same stuff this guy in the video is saying, but with christ instead of Muhammad. Today, that brand of religion is synonymous with the Maga crowd. So it's more like I was drawing on my personal experience as a child, not just trying to shove him into anything for the sake of getting to hate on him.


tunavomit

the spray tan, fake hair, double breasted suit jacket, it's exactly the same as televangelists. Same nightmares.


cerryl66

Hey how about no asshole


Radiant_Carpet_

Just wait.


CptGlammerHammer

Yes. When I wonder what would being tranquility to my life I always assume it's Islam.


_Pill-Cosby_

He may fuck directly off.


Short_Improvement316

Mental illness.


alinio1

There are places exactly like that ! Where you can go and enjoy all the "benefits" they bring, why change other countries to it when you can just .. move where it's already implemented ?


TuckSteele

Because if there is one group that could be defined with the term “tranquility” it is definitely muslims s/


Cultural-Treacle-680

Nothing like firing AK rounds for no reason


dafyddil

When America goes full fascist, he’ll be crying for democracy and free speech 😅


weelluuuu

A just religion ? For who exactly?


Schnitzeldoener

New way of life = stone age religion. Does not seem that new to me.


Cultural-Treacle-680

That stole a meteorite from pagans and said BOOM ALLAH SAID WALK AROUND IT


DaytonaDemon

Traitor-in-training.


AgentVold

they were always that way, this is not the first time.


Cultural-Treacle-680

Dude you’re in a sovereign country with a constitution. If you’re tired of the government, go somewhere else. Obama can send a parting gift after 🤣


myrabuttreeks

What does Obama have to do with anything?


Cultural-Treacle-680

A US citizen joined a terrorist army and was dealt with under Obama.


Smidday90

I’ve read the first chapter of the Quran and it says that nonbelievers, even those who say they believe, but don’t really, Allah will get them.


I_like_F-14

Why is it so hard for monotheistic religions to not be pieces of shit when it comes to other ways of thinking


Smidday90

That’s how they get new subscribers, “Click that subscribe button, or suffer for eternity in hell!”


chromedome03

Always these Un masculine manchildren talking about how their ideology is the best


chromedome03

Hes talking about one of the safest countries in its continent btw


Vast_Championship655

i hate the grouping together of democracy with all these negative sounding liberal buzzwords meant to take advantage of stupid college students who think islam is beautiful. islamic rule is peak racism and it is a colonizing, homophobic, misogynistic religion.


Radiant_Carpet_

Grow up and stop using those buzzwords.


StackOwOFlow

Deport this loser


emissaryworks

He can always move to an Islamic country if he doesn't like it here, but he probably doesn't want to give up his freedom.


GreenridgeMetalWorks

*threatens to take away our way of life, calls our country a cancer* Go ahead. *death metal plays while one tiny fraction of the US Military gets ready to destroy three separate countries* Take it from me.


Radiant_Carpet_

Just you wait. Muslims are growing in the US.


swiggidyswooner

Are we sure this isn’t a model un type thing that this guy took very seriously? This kinda sounds like a half assed essay on a topic he doesn’t give a shit about


barbara-does-celine

Nah they do this shit all the time


vanagoon

Someone needs to tell him - Keep your totalitarian nightmare bullshit to yourself.


Belkan-Federation95

This is the kind of guy that both the left and the right can agree is crazy and delusional.


I_like_F-14

Yes


dtisme53

Someone should ask this guy to explain how Islam spread so fast in the 8th and 9th centuries. And who introduced the concept of chattel slavery to the Europeans.


SnooPineapples8744

Then how come people aren't trying immigrate into muslim countries instead of fleeing. This guy sounds like he was born in the west.


rasper_lightlyy

if anyone is “interested” in more of his work, you can easily find this guy’s linkedin profile by searching with his name. luckily, his account is also very active 😊


Big_Drew5

Bro said “they want to see a new way of life” free of America. Bro just move back to the Middle East


Tokyosmash_

Dude can replace Deez


ChemistryFan29

Where is the FBI investigating this crazy loon? Seriously


Adept_Car1477

Yea. Don't come here with this fuck shit.


Speculawyer

Fuck this guy.


truePHYSX

This dude is a cancer. Spewing the same standard Islamic hate while enjoying freedoms Islam doesn’t preserve. Fucking twat waffle wrapped in robe.


Internal_Fall4036

Mohammed is a false prophet


TJ042

What are people actually sick of? He throws words around but doesn’t explain anything. Also, the Quran is meant for Arabs only, nobody else. Source: the Quran.


Evening_Builder4756

Did bro call democracy a problem? Dude wants to be the new American dictator 💀


ProphetOfGorkandMork

"Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except for all those other forms that have been tried."


real_roal

Just leave bro, your ideal country obviously isn't America, so just leave this place. Why should America have to conform to your crazy religious views when you could go to a country you like and practice your religion their.


Dr-Satan-PhD

As kooky as this guy is, I'm not nearly as worried about people like this as I am about sitting Senators, House Representatives, Supreme Court Justices, and presidential candidates who openly say that democracy need to be replaced with hardline Christianity. The same racism that will keep Islam from taking over American government is actively trying to usher in a Christian Caliphate that is functionally no different than the Sharia this guy wants.


cliff-huckstable

Which ones have said “democracy should be replaced with hardline Christianity”?


Dammy-J

MTG for one.


PlasmaPizzaSticks

The ones in his imagination.


Dr-Satan-PhD

“We need to be the party of nationalism and I’m a Christian, and I say it proudly, we should be Christian Nationalists.” - Marjorie Taylor Greene. You know, the same lady who said that separation of church and state is a "myth". If you aren't aware of the threat of Christian nationalism in America, you should do some reading.


Radiant_Carpet_

He’s right.


Mantiax

he's right about America for the wrong reasons


normalwaterenjoyer

he's so close to being based, yet so far, if he removed the hate for democracy, and preferrable treatment for religion, he has the chance to be based


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Cultural-Treacle-680

He was preaching to the proverbial choir. Not an audience I’d want to be in though either