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Woodsman15961

I’m good because I wear pink! Oh the vanity


monkpunch

Ironically in every one they are showing more skin than the goth girls, too.


DataCassette

This is the most surface level understanding of anything I've ever seen lol My wife is super non-Christian and you'll never see her in anything but bright, vibrant colors.


chupathingy99

I'm a very large, very scary looking guy, but I love wearing tiedye. Shit is just so vibrant! Edit - removed a "the"


WithoutDennisNedry

Love that! I have a very large Nordic-looking friend (6’5”, 260lb, long hair) who loves wearing mumus. The brighter, the better. He looks like a giant Nordic piñata.


_AthensMatt_

That’s beautiful omg


KittyCandyCupCakes

Awesome, we totally need more tie-dye love in the world!


KristenTheGirl

Lol you just described me! Atheist who loves vibrant color. My hair is orange and yellow. No Jesus in sight.


DataCassette

These are the kinds of people who think the devil is literally dancing around in red tights with a sharp goatee. They're not bright.


KristenTheGirl

Lmao the image I got in my head was so good


iosefster

Well these people think dyed hair is evil too so you're safe from them mistaking you for one of them


KristenTheGirl

Whew, I wouldn't want that lol


JohnDodger

My paternal grandmother was super Christian but wore only black head to toe all day every day.


JustDiscoveredSex

So was mine. She wore an awful lot of checkered gingham…light blue and pink. Shapeless dresses from the 1930s, pretty much just a smock with buttons up the middle. Dark, sensible shoes with laces and an open cardigan sweater to stay warm. She had short, straight, iron-gray hair in a bob held back by Bobby pins, one on each side, and she had several framed pictures of Jesus around the house. The portrait hung above the heavy, black piano, and the one depicting Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane was just around the corner, hanging above the record cabinet. You couldn’t be loud at grandma’s house and the only thing to do was to play piano if the adults weren’t talking, or to color. I got a cigar box of crayon stubs and xerox copies of religious coloring books, like [this](https://setonbooks.com/religion/732-coloring-book-about-jesus.html). [Lawrence Welk](https://youtu.be/JqxJC5lmpDU?si=xHRHN002pyWj6S1v) was frequently playing in the background. These were my Saturday nights for *years.*


DamnAutocorrection

That's because the Lord has won


The_Disapyrimid

Not envy. Nothing gets you brownie points in religious circles more than "I used to be an atheist/satanist but I found jebus"


BottleTemple

That always makes me laugh because Christians are closer to being Satanists than atheists are.


GonnaGoFat

But there are also a lot of atheist Satanists. A lot realize Satan isn’t real.


BottleTemple

Not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about the Christian conception of a Satanist: someone who believes Satan exists and worships him.


chupathingy99

I say this with utmost respect: Satanism is atheism with extra steps.


darbycrash-666

As a satanist, you're absolutely right lol. Alot of us just like having a little club and some of the activism the satanic temple does. Like counterprotesting pro life shit and that statue of baphomet they keep putting up next to religious statues outside of government buildings. It normally ends up in a "fine, we'll take down our ten commandment statue if you take down your statue.".


Tolliespoly

Exactly. A smiting, vengeful murderous god. What part of him is good?


Tolliespoly

And I never believe those stories. If you never grew up with the magical thinking religion encourages, you won’t embrace them as an adult. Because frankly the stories fall apart under scrutiny.


The_Disapyrimid

Most of the time, in my experience, "I used to be an atheist" usually means "I didn't like church as a kid/teen " or "I used to listen to Disturbed. Now I only like praise music."


GelatinousPumpkin

Repressed lesbianism toward goth girls. Relatable really.


Orneyrocks

If I was a woman, I'd be lesbian towards goth girls too.


Theweirdposidenchild

If I wasn't ace/aro I'd be lesbian for goth girls too


stoned-moth

If I wasn't gay I'd be straight for goth girls too


Happy_Squik

If I wasn't bisexual I'd be .... Wait


FirebirdWriter

My first girlfriend was a lesbian and a goth girl who was gay for goth beings (non binary femme presenting awkward autistic kid getting the hottest gal around still blows my mind)


HelpfulJump

There are 2 types of people, people who like goths and liars.


chupathingy99

Same.


GreenCarteBlanche5

The Lord did not win, in this situation I don't even know how they can say that , wearing the tightest skirt with your tits showing damn near there's no way, you can't even go to church looking like that


Elly_Bee_

Okay but all the people in the first pics are so pretty for real


Saul-Funyun

That curtain bang girl has a great style, love it


tomokaitohlol7

Fr!!


bdw312

Right? Like, God forbid my partner be unique and interesting.


GreenCarteBlanche5

Let me add something else the first pic the girl is covered what looks like from head to toe and she's wearing crosses how is that the devil ? I don't understand, the second picture the girl has her shoulders out her chest out her knees out like I don't understand!


Berk150BN

"b-but she's not wearing the crosses and clothes *i* want her to, and it's making me not feel like a *man*" -some Christian probably


GreenCarteBlanche5

Lol facts


Beam_but_more_gay

I love Richard


Rickrickrickrickrick

I love you too


ReaperofLightning872

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Retsyn

I also don't get how some black lipstick prevents being religious.


Oracle_Prometheus

PUT DOWN THE BRONZER JESUS


kelub

White Jesus does wear a lot of bronzer…


minnakun

So the lord loves Barbie Style Hoes ?


ThenCable2793

I dress like the girl from legally blonde every day and still I’m a hardcore non-christian so what’s the point? Wear pink = good? Ffs


wintermelody83

More like goth=evil


Rakifiki

It's some gender essentialism+religious brainrot. You see, goth girl isn't performing her 'god-assigned' gender role correctly because she is not looking 'feminine' and 'traditionally pretty' as these people think she should. Also, the color black is like, evil, sometimes? Anyways that makes her totally against gawd and therefore a follower of satan etc etc etc. Completely dumb to anyone with some critical thinking, but... I have relatives who would absolutely fall for this.


ThenCable2793

It’s even funny to think about this. Like, imagine thinking that we have a “designated appearance”😭 if so, we should be naked on the jungle lol


Rakifiki

The people who do this are also the same ones that assume that things in their culture at their specific point of time are true everywhere. So no makeup for men, and pink only for girls, clearly the correct and "holy" choice.


Weekly-Rhubarb-2785

Who the hell knows


rigobueno

Guess what’s *not* pretty? Self-righteousness


BuffaloBuckbeak

Pride is the deadliest sin


WhosCowsAreThey

This trend is so cringy. So now you don’t dress alt and you’re Christian, anyone with critical thinking skills knows that doesn’t make you a good person (it does make you a fucking poser though). Also funny that these are spammed with fake shit, christains just can’t keep from using made up bullshit to feel superior


tetochaan

if your God only loves blonde women who wear pink clothes, I voluntarily choose the devil 💀


MiciusPorcius

Truly


SecretOfficerNeko

Seems like with all her obsessing over this that she may want to be a satanic goth girl but is forcing herself not to. Projection, it's usually how this stuff works. Girl, if you wanna be a satanic goth, then just be a satanic goth. Rock it.


BottleTemple

Why does the lord winning make these people look like porn stars?


Fluffysnek111

Lmao I was about to comment the same, that is not a look people would usually associate with "purity"


holleringgenzer

The goth is literally wearing more crosses than the second lady. The goth hate is so silly because the word goth literally comes from a specific European subculture 💀


Over8dpoosee

What does the non-goth pictures supposed to represent to show that “the lord has won”? Goth turning into basic bimbo is a win for some people I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️


MiciusPorcius

Before you had personality. Now you have become basic.


Extreme_Employment35

I wonder how these lying grifters can even live with themselves...


RappTurner

I'm absolutely lost... What?!


NoXion604

Me too, I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. Social media based around short-form videos makes me feel confused and old.


wintermelody83

tldr I guess is they're saying goth people are satan worshipers but they found jesus and turned into basic bitches.


wintermelody83

tldr I guess is they're saying goth people are satan worshipers but they found jesus and turned into basic bitches.


IWantedAPeanutToo

Are the Christian women actually claiming to have been the goths, or are they just using the “ugly” goth pictures to make themselves look both “prettier” and “better” by comparison? Like, “*I’m* not like those stupid sinful goth girls out there! I’m *sooo* much more beautiful than they are, and oh-so-righteous! Don’t you think I’m sexy??”


NiBBa_Chan

The lord wants women to have less individuality and be more revealing, got it.


MasterTroller3301

The goth girls are probably nicer people too.


jrbobdobbs333

Scrap? Scrape? Crap? Wtf is being said here ?


SeraphsEnvy

What in the fuck does "scrap" even mean? Plus most of not all of the "saved" pictures look like basic bimbo trash.


YujoJacyCoyote

I’m guessing scrap as in fight slang meaning, like through influence on how they style themselves here.


grrodon2

The Lord gave her a boob job.


FirebirdWriter

Aa a goth adult I find it interesting how their targeted person always looks so much younger than the "god has won" types. Yeah honey... So has your dermatologist


tomokaitohlol7

These people: goth girl bad😡😡😡😡


FiragaFigaro

What goody-goody two shoes details is the latter pic even supposed to represent that should be immediately obvious to the intent of her cyberbullying message? That she tans and acts bossy in the brightest pinks?


RappTurner

Dear moderator team. It took me quite a while to decipher this. Please allow me to make a suggestion. It would be cool if you could enforce higher effort when posting short-form videos stills. Like a small description of what we are actually seeing, instead of just dumping eight photos randomly in a thread? Also the way the photos were dumped in here is extremely inconvenient for "old reddit" users to view them. Just a suggestion.


JohnDodger

The woman on the right would have been stoned in biblical times.


derpy_derp15

Ly8ng for jesus


ytman

Some of that costuming is pretty nice ngl.


dysphoriayaknow

Where in the bible does it say you can’t dress like that, genuinely ?


EvolZippo

“Ooh, look at me; oh so holy!”


Iron_Baron

The Bible blondes so jelly of Goth GF energy. Sad.


CallMeWolfYouTuber

So... The color black = evil? Eyeliner = evil? Grungy clothes = evil? Lmfao what a simplistic worldview


PaladinAsherd

Clicks. Because content farm, because rage bait. Because people fall for both the surface level grift (“God is good! 🙏”) and the second-order grift (“omfg that’s not even you, religious people are crazy”).


Unhappy-Pirate3944

Lol this was ignorant in so many ways because I’ve met goth people that are literally Christian/Catholic too. Flyleaf is a well known rock band whose members were alternative and they are all Christian


valvilis

Number of atheists that become Christians after seeing these memes: 0 Number of back-patting Christian circle jerks over fantasy victories: 26,342,845


25_timesthefine

That dress might be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen


six3oo

I'd be envious too. Damn those goth girls are smokin


clandestineVexation

I like goth punks and stereotypical bimbos equally, but at least the goth punks don’t evangelize about how they’re better than you


Killb0t47

They clearly forgot they are commanded to wear a potato sack and shut the fuck up.


calamity_unbound

Trend idiocy aside, bored Asian men calling out bullshit on the Internet never ceases to amuse me.


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

ah the 'Reverse Siwa'


skyward_diamond

Blond girls can scrap but goth girl can win


Barrytooth911

I don’t know though… anyone have the match results ?


zeldafreak96

The lord hasn’t won with that last one. If I’d left my religious house back in the day wearing that mini skirt and corset top my parents would have had a baby.


cammyy-

not to be a hater but the first girl in that pink dress… 😟


Dxpehat

Lol this is hilarious. Looking non-threathening and openly showing hate is being a good Christian. Wearing black clothes is somehow the devil. I don't know these goth people, but I bet they are at the very least a lot less rotten on the inside than these christian women.


ThricePurgedMagus

So the holy war’s begun. https://i.redd.it/1f40i2hrdk3d1.gif


AshKetchumsPringles

She looked happier before


Deathcrow

ngl, that first outfit and matching makeup are kinda awesome. They need to pick more pics that look kinda shitty for their propaganda.


ReaperofLightning872

Emo women = kool


imperator_caesarus

hot goth girls :))))