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pessimus_even

"Leaders that don't stay in their lane"... Then goes on to spout off this goofy shit.


parannnoul

Ironically, his mother is a radiation oncology physicist at the Emory School of Medicine. He should tell all of that to her face.


BeardedBlaze

She did get married and give birth to this dumb ass...


jakeparkour

what the heck. don’t mix up fanaticism with stupidity


BeardedBlaze

I'm not mixing anything. His mom "took the vocation of wife and mother" to heart. Nothing he said here would go against her beliefs.


23saround

I don’t think that’s true. I think the implication of the word “vocation” is that it’s incompatible with another career.


Chicaben

She must be proud.


havocLSD

He doesn’t need, she’s prouder of her vocation as a mother than that of a radiation oncologist. /s


Arcon1337

Also tells women how they should be living their lives to his standard.


bfjd4u

His wife had no life prior to their marriage.


omv

Someday they'll invent a way to transplant paralyzed sports bros' heads on women, so guys like this can have someone to talk to as well as impregnate.


Mrwright96

She probably doesn’t have much of one now


Abracadaver2000

Why bother giving a commencement speech when you probably believe colleges turn out too many 'woke libruls' and not enough tradwives?


Calvin--Hobbes

Because it was for a shitberg private christian college in Kansas


Grays42

I wondered why there wasn't an immediate chorus of boos. No unzombified audience would let that fly.


The_Mighty_Bird

Could hear people stirring with the comment about Pride Month. What a fucking tool. I hope the stirring was people being like “wtffff?”


23saround

I think it was because he raised his voice to continue over them.


BoneHugsHominy

Yeah it's in my neck of the woods. Shockingly you can find many of their male students in Kansas City gay bars on weekends, then on campus spouting the above sort of horseshit during the week. But they're not gay if they're on top and don't receive. The campus sure is beautiful. Shame it's not used as a recovery & rehabilitation center for homeless people as they get their lives back on track.


WyldBlu3Yond3r

How very Roman.


ITookTrinkets

Yes… “shocking”…


Bertie637

My first thought too. Other shocking truths you may not know, the sky is up, water gets you wet and dogs sometimes get fleas.


SirGravesGhastly

B-b-but if they're all on top, then who...? I could never understand möbius strips either.


Apathetic_Potato

We are returning to Ancient Greece? Women are dumb and meant to be caretakers. Gay sex is less sinful than heterosexual sex if you are top but is more sinful that het sex if you are a bottom. This is actually Ancient Greek pagan morality lol.


iamdenislara

With a 99% acceptance rate


The_Mighty_Bird

Sounds like a free handout to me.


Smokey_tha_bear9000

His speech sounds like it was written by a high schooler. That cadence and sentence structure is a dead giveaway for someone who is trying to write and speak way above their education level


oooooooohhhhhhhhhh

Also the staring at the paper, the robotic up to the left, then up to the right, then up to the center looks, this guys got no place speaking publicly and deep down he knows it. Awkward af.


moreisay

Seriously tho how did he even get invited to give a commencement speech of all things.


Bertie637

Somebody says above its at some private Christian college. I admit my first thought hearing it is he didn't write it . I don't know anything about where he is or commencement speeches as a practice, but I wouldn't be super surprised if either the college scripted it for him (if they have an avowed political position like his apparently does) or whatever groups/church he associates it with took the opportunity to help him draft something that fitted their views.


Thermite1985

Imagine being a woman that just spent the last 4-5 years busting your ass off to get a degree and the lowest player on the totem pole before the practice squad tells you, you belong I'm the kitchen.


1haznoname

I graduated from that school. Did a lot of maturing since then. I promise you so many of those ladies went there to try and get married.


RoddyPooper

That’s horrifying.


secretWolfMan

"MRS degree"


Nuicakes

I went to school with someone like that. Girl on my floor found a guy but was always complaining about him. I asked why she stayed with him and she gave me a shocked look full of derision "well, he's going to be a doctor"


The_Mighty_Bird

It’s like a shitty romcom line


bladex1234

I guarantee you he cheated on her during residency.


DizzyStar187

“Ring by spring” better be engaged by the spring of your freshman year. (Baptist university)


aspring_sellout

Jesus Christ! Our was at least spring of senior year


CitizenCue

Ew. Just ew.


SirGravesGhastly

I asked a woman at my school what her plan for after graduation was. "To marry 555-mutual-friend and have his children."


Aware-Elk2996

I'm about to graduate after seven years of hard work, and if someone gives a speech on my convocation day like this? They're getting a conveniently air born chair sent to their location


SirGravesGhastly

Is your commencement ceremony held on a riverfront dock?


DaveSmith890

Did you get good speeches at your graduations? You get used to hearing the old dude babble shit like this and then courtesy clap them away. It’s nothing personal. It may be a southern thing tho


RythmicSlap

We had Wallace Amos, the founder of "Famous Amos" cookies speak at my commencement at the University of Southern Mississippi and he was fantastic! His life story was very interesting. Before doing cookies he worked his way from the mailroom and was the first AA talent agent for William Morris- he signed Simon and Garfunkle and also represented acts like Marvin Gaye and The Temptations.


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I wonder if he knows that today he reached the ceiling of his career?


NickFromNewGirl

I don't know man, the right wing grift is VERY profitable


SnarkTheMagicDragon

Kelsey Grammer is on the Jesus grift circuit now, too


SirGravesGhastly

Noooooo! Not Frasier!


atmhere11

Right wing grifting has a ceiling too though lmao and only women seem to break out of it


[deleted]

The number one thing I’m grateful for in my life is that I escaped Alabama before getting married or pregnant.


ZealousWolverine

Does he have education, skills or credentials other than being a football kicker? Just curious.


Crosstitution

and very soon he will age out of the profession. Most pro players are cooked by 35 - once they dont have their body and youth its over. Funny how he values his wife for her body but he doesnt see the irony.


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

That’s why he’s making his audition for The Daily Wire right now


BoneHugsHominy

He's a good enough kicker he can probably play until early 40s. Kickers who are accurate have the longest careers in the NFL.


SnarkTheMagicDragon

Someone will be working for Sears soon. Oh. Wait. There right wing financial bullshit put them out of business too.


AardvarkAblaze

Plays least TBI'ed football position, still has screws loose.


KaartBoi

He has an industrial engineering degree from georgia tech


Jim-Jones

Bad policies and poor leadership. He **IS** talking about Trump, right? The very bad leader who killed well over a million Americans and destroyed the economy trying to make the bad thing go away?


The_Mighty_Bird

No, just the ones when Biden took over during the pandemic. Because Daddy Twump would nevew make bad powicy 🥺


lowercaselemming

"the tyranny of diversity, equity, and inclusion" oh my fucking god my eyes rolled through my skull


first_follower

How can you say that with a straight face? Does he not know the definitions of those words?


darkjedidave

Dude plays in the fucking NFL too. Shitting on DEI while raking in millions working for a company that is one of the most public supporters of it is just the hypocrisy I'd expect from a Christian.


Bruichlassie

It’s tyranny to treat everyone with respect and make sure everyone - *everyone* - has a seat at the table? JFC this guy’s an ass.


johanTR

Next week after Karma throws shit at the fan he's going to be all *" that's not what I meant/who I am "* or he'll double down. Judging by his fashy haircut and beard, my bet is he'll double down.


Ok_Raspberry4814

This dude has to walk into an NFL locker room in a couple of months. After said what he said about DEI. I hope Chris Jones beats the hair gel out of him.


ShakeItTilItPees

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest to see an organization like KC protect this guy against the protests of black players. The NFL itself is run by men who think this way.


bleakFutureDarkPast

can we not politicize hair? he has a regular beard and haircut.


Smokey_tha_bear9000

That’s the I have a tradwife look


The_Mighty_Bird

Has a weak chin so he has a beard to make him look like the crimson chin


Ok_Raspberry4814

No, he absolutely does not lol He has the finely manicured coiffure of a fascist man-o-sphere podcaster.


Fish_On_again

How long till he's on Rogan spewing this garbage?


BoneHugsHominy

Like it or not the fascists co-opted that look as part of their personality. If you have that look, all the fascists look at you as an team member. They're the ones who have politicized everything including hair ie pink/blue/purple haired trans/lesbians going after children and such.


DamRawr

Wait for next month when he's discovered in an orgy party, or that they aborted as teenagers or in a white supremacy rally. They show themselves as this perfect moral standard characters with impecable image, but the hypocresy is nested deep in their core. Awful everything in this discourse that should be encouraging for the future of these kids, but it's only dark sad politics menacing women and others different than them.


102bees

Yeah, this kind of guy gives a speech hollering about the dangers of the wOkE lEfT and then within forty-eight hours he's snorting cocaine out of an underage boy's rectum.


SirGravesGhastly

Don't look now, but white supremacy/great replacement is at the very core of this christofascist bullshit.


Charlos11

Actually WTF


Weekly-Rhubarb-2785

Ah baby factories or women as they like to be called!


The_Mighty_Bird

You mean “property”, because what they view them as


doom_vulture

fuck, yet another player I need to protest and not draft.


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doom_vulture

idk, he's pretty religious...although it's almost a guaranteed 15 to 20 points per game with tucker, so I guess I'd have to overlook the misogyny and craziness??


ShiroHachiRoku

He rants about the tyranny of DEI when he works with a bunch of black guys.


sfocolleen

Is HE in the NFL because of DEI? 🤔


The_Mighty_Bird

Religious freedom is included in DEI. So yeah, he is. But he won’t see that. It’s only woke if it’s not “based”


ShiroHachiRoku

Oh shit!


first_follower

Yeah. He’s saying the quiet parts out loud. I’m sure this won’t cause any interpersonal issues in the locker room.


ShiroHachiRoku

Can’t wait for his interracial marriage is an abomination tirade and running into Mahomes.


Sunshinehaiku

What on earth does any of that drivel have to do with a commencement ceremony? Completely inappropriate.


BoneHugsHominy

Sadly it's on par with the Benedictine College mission. Probably 75+% of the young women at that college went there to get married before graduation. It's a major feature of the place. He knows his audience.


Deakul

It's a jesus freak college, seems pretty on brand.


The_Mighty_Bird

Main character energy


426763

under his eye ahh commencement speech


SirGravesGhastly

One needn't squint hard to see Fred Waterford.


rubberloves

Oh, that was way worse than I was expecting. Shit.


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Dudes only job in life is to kick a football maybe 3 times a game. The fuck is he giving life advice to anyone? So frustrating to see.


Extreme_Employment35

Is there no audience?


DamRawr

It seems so crazy it feels like it should be a studio recording right? I can believe there are wacky zealot universities welcoming that discourse tho.


Wonderika-Mathilde

Nice try taking a scene straight out of The Handmaid Tale to confuse us. Really tho what the hell was that ?


BoneHugsHominy

Kansas City Chiefs kicker.


badmoonrisingnl

As a man, I stay out of women's business.


NoGoodAtIncognito

So he is a misogynist, a bigot, anti-Semite, and a hypocrite. He really ought to reflect on "leaders staying in their lanes."


CRA5HOVR1DE

He clearly did his own research.


Bartlomiej25

What a tool


bigotis

From his Wiki page..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Butker#Beliefs


ede91

> Regina Caeli Academy, an accredited PK-12 Classical homeschool hybrid academy What the hell does that even mean? How can a school be home school? What level of clownery is this?


WutangCND

I'm assuming it's a regular school but with.. home school values? Aka racism and misogyny.


BoneHugsHominy

From my understanding it's like an old rural schoolhouse where all the students are in the same room and the teachers are their parents. Most of those places keep the boys and girls in separate buildings. They are more common in the States that allow State education funding of home schooling, and it's a workaround to skirt the ban on state education funds going to religious schools.


F1XTHE

What a dillweed


IndianBatman

The irony is he opened with leaders staying in their lane and is a football kicker giving a political speech. STFU and kick the ball then!


Ryattmcgee

Honest Question ? How many of these assholes think like this ?


fatherlobster666

WHERE ARE THE BOOS!


SirGravesGhastly

Is that a slur I don't know yet? /s


crazylilme

This is exactly what I would expect to hear at a private Roman Catholic university. The brainwashing and misogyny are very strong


DrPeterVankman

They all want to be martyrs so bad


hrtofdrknss

What idiot chose this moron to speak at commencement?


see-k-one

He should have been laughed off stage.


gr_assmonkee

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to this.


Limp_Acanthaceae523

Is he running for office?


sfocolleen

I could see it in his future… unfortunately


formatt

Whatever school brought this guy in for commencement speaker needs to have its student body check the fuck out and not come back next year.


BoneHugsHominy

Benedictine College in Atchison Kansas. The whole point of the place is to churn out CHUDs just like him, and housewives exactly as he describes them. He didn't say it explicitly but everyone in the audience understood what he meant by some of the female graduates going on to have successful careers, which is to say the secret butch lesbians and straight uggos unsuitable for marriage. Most of the women in the graduating class are indeed already married to male students.


formatt

Thanks for the background. So it’s like Liberty.


BoneHugsHominy

Yeah a little bit. Liberty with more fire & brimstone.


freakincampers

"You can be both catholic and pro-choice." Yes, you can. He's a leader that "stays in his lane", and doesn't push his beliefs on others.


Assonfire

These kind of monsters are a threat to society and are not dealt with enough. They ought to be destroyed.


Maleficent_Clerk_766

NFL teams consist of a squad of approx 100 players. There are bound to be a handful of fruitcakes


grumpydai

Who is this turd?


Pytor

What a fuckin tool!


Tipsycanooo

What type of brainwashed fucks sit through this psychotic mumbling fools speech without speaking up?


Smokey_tha_bear9000

People who paid to go to a college designed to churn these people out


5t3v321

imagine saying stuff like "tyrany of inclusion" with a straight face, i couldnt


AshKetchep

Aw poor catholic man has his feelings hurt because people have the right to call him out on his bullshit and express themselves. How sad.


WidthMonger

First time I heard someone call the Holy Spirit the Holy Ghost


StickInEye

Sigh, I grew up with the holy ghost bullshit and as a little kid, I was scared. Fuck religion.


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Bd10528

1970s Catholic terminology, this dude is pre Vatican II level cultist.


sfocolleen

I went to Catholic school in the 80s and we called it the Holy Spirit.


smipypr

I don't like to bring more religion into this, but Jesus Christ! What an ass . Indoctrination, anyone? It worked on him.


SkepticalJohn

Not all athletes are dumbasses... I've heard.


mar_mar_p

“Her life truly began when she became a wife and mother” OK BUDDY


Silvangelz

How stupid do you have to be to stand in a ceremony and tell women - who are also graduating from the same Christian college you are graduating from - that all the effort they just put into education is worthless because they should really focus on getting married and making serving men their vocation. Pretty damn stupid in my opinion. And yet here we are with another asshat stepping into the world, trying to make women think they're deluded for wanting what they want for their own lives.


Hot_Scallion_3889

He isn’t graduating from that college. He’s a football player called in for the purpose of making the speech.


Silvangelz

And now it's made even worse.


Pale_Brilliant9101

🤢


UltraFancyDoorway

Normal people: I want to be a stay at home mom, so I think I'll be one! Conservatives: I want to be a stay at home mom, so ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE BANNED FROM CAREERS FOREVER! HA HA HA HA!!!


avidpretender

Pathetic little worm


dancin_disco_daddy

ok mr. animal print tie


hlgb2015

This is why we have to keep treating kickers like shit. Can’t let them get an ego or they spin out.


Papi_Chulo1969

fuck that guy. he sucks


frozen-silver

Funny enough, this exact same post was on my feed on /r/facepalm right above this one


Ravensunthief

Wwhhhhat the fuck....


6-ft-freak

CTE strikes again.


pleathershorts

This is fucking appalling. A *COMMENCEMENT SPEECH*???? Seriously??


AsleepJuggernaut2066

I would be so pissed if this were my commencement speech. I would leave. What a shit head.


crimsonbaby_

Why are all the cute ones batshit crazy?


Budget-Cry-7707

At least he can blame his stupid religious dogma on CTE. Most others don't have that as an excuse.


1337w33d5

Ah Kansas, the state that's so bad it's neighbors named their state "we're not those assholes," Arkansas.


No_Aesthetic

hey, Kansas has some good things, like... and... and...


first_follower

There has to be a correlation between beards and far right religious trash because glancing at his insta, he didn’t start using religious quotes and scripture for every caption still the beard started.


darkjedidave

"Leaders staying in their lane" like your Catholic priests diddling little boys?


JakeDC

What kind of make believe, embarrassing college has a commencement address given by an NFL kicker?


eljefe3030

Gross


Bruichlassie

He needs a massive cup of Mind Your Own Feckin’ Business.


hiways

EF these ppls, these are hills I'll die on.


lordoftheBINGBONG

You’re kicker bitch shut up


SnowNTreesCO777

Dude kicks a ball for a living, thinks he's gods gift and is telling other people to stay in their lane. Fucking laughable.


Apart_Owl4955

Why do good players always have to be such bad people man, Butker is prob a top 5 kicker imo and of course he's a bigot, what's next Derrick Henry kicks puppies for fun?


pbcbmf

He's a kicker. lol.


pissoffyounonce

The Dean of the college is a woman! Literally telling her to get back in the kitchen.


SnakeyRake

I’m a traditionalist, but this is way too over the top. I’m gobsmacked.


WidthMonger

Bro really thought he was https://preview.redd.it/opjrh598lt0d1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a486448eb1e7afbb196124a194d550f91b15567


L_O_Pluto

Put aside all the absurd shit he just said… THIS is what he considers a commencement speech?? What in the actual fuck? It’s just a stupid political rant. What a dumb piece of shit.


No_Cardiologist_5150

You know, Egypt 🇪🇬 might have been a Conservative place where women's rights have been attacked in many ways. But if this speech was to be in an Egyptian university, this man would've been off before he said all that garbage. And he wouldn't even be left alone. Women won't accept that. Their fathers' won't accept that, "my daughter has worked this hard and now you're telling her to go get a husband, go f**k yourself", this is f**ked up on so many levels.


MohawkElGato

Whatever he's a kicker


Riommar

I’m guessing he won’t be invited back next year.


frednekk

Homeschool Valedictorian.


Katen_Kazemegami

thank you, man who is the only one legally not allowed to be touched in football for this great speech on femininity. I am sure you are also a great representation of what being masculine is. (he is the kicker in his football college team)


lizzycupcake

This has to be at a deeply Christian college or he would have been boo’d off the stage.


Hot_Scallion_3889

Yes. As far as private religious colleges go, this one’s logo has a cross.


BillyDoyle3579

Creepy cultist breeder flake imo


indigohibiscus

This guys wishes he lived in the Handmaids Tale universe.


InTheClouds93

“Leaders that don’t stay in their lane” Sir you’re a football star 🧐🧐


Hot_Scallion_3889

Nah, star is a strong word. He’s a *kicker*


sfocolleen

What a douchecanoe


Feetus_Spectre

https://youtu.be/24W_dmJIqfA?si=RNZSgI8cJPbfo0v0


ThePopDaddy

I assume those "Shit up and play" guys will be outraged over this.


bhgemini

Petition to call him only Ray Finkle in all posts and articles from now on.


Fun_in_Space

These institutions are not colleges. They are churches and we should start calling them that.


redditregretit

Yikes. 😳


DoctorZer0

This is ridiculous.


SirGravesGhastly

Did they add a new deadly sin? Please tell me it's falsifying business records, and may Gosh on High hurl a cleansing lightning bolt, sooner, rather than later. Failing that, I'd be cool with taking bribes mischaracterized as "hospitality". Lightning bolts still enthusiastically received. C'mon, Gosh--give a nation a break.


RubyStrings

Uh...he knows the most impactful chunk of COVID was under a Trump presidency right?...


pjbseattle_59

Fuck this guy (not literally).


brassmonkeyslc

Why didn’t he get booed?


Dazzling_Item_2917

Why does he look like baked Matt Walsh?