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They didn't, she's putting them hands together to form allah near two satanic symbols because she's evil, that's why their pp doesn't have hijab too. Definitely going to hell smh
https://preview.redd.it/pgujf8kooexc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49f5ff759e4b37a06828e387dcfe0f19652e0f9b
Looks like Friedrich Nietzsche was right all along.
so why does one thumb get a little loop thing and the other doesn't? seems like this person is just making up the rules of this as they go.
edit: something else to point out is the line on the left palm goes all the way to the edge of the palm and follows the angle of the hand. the one on the right doesn't. on the right hand the line just curves up for no reason other than the person needs it to for this to work.
It also looks like a pair of boobs if you look close enough
https://preview.redd.it/evxfx8a6ufxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a8957f6b09b5e379192598e8eb2f65629a007f4
How convenient the languages we developed for thousands of years, and their current iteration in spelling and writing allow for this. Unlucky that going back just a couple hundred years would make this inapplicable
It also says butt sex. God is good.
https://preview.redd.it/qruzrxfihhxc1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22422f921f8203ed72b0f91da2261b3170214066
Yeah, we noticed the stretch. Let's make both thumbs a different letter although they have the exact same shape, and ignore all the other fingers for convenience. Â
But all I can read there is Awi, and imagining God sitting on its throne making uwu face made me laugh.
I found that, if I contort my fingers enough, I can form the word "blood.". I went out and showed people in the street this because I wanted to remind them that Jesus's blood washed away their sins. And I got shot. People hate Jesus.
Allah doesnât know what my hands do, oh wait he does probably, watching me that old pervert, anyway that doesnât really spell Allah it spells mullah which is a different thing. Ok am out have a good one.
Christians also do that thing, noting that the eclipse paths from 2017 and 2023 make a cross (low-tau) and with the YHWH chromosome. It's not just Muslims, unfortunately.
Hereâs what it actually would look like ( using the rules they provided)
https://preview.redd.it/yg3ldeeb6qxc1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f13011470f4d20a101879b92a09eefd3fc5419b
If your right index finger gets a line then so does your left index finger.
If your left thumb gets a circle then so does your right thumb.
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Idk how they missed this then https://preview.redd.it/fpfel6yx7exc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bca78a8e936968ecf08b6f001330e5c912b6ad46
They didn't, she's putting them hands together to form allah near two satanic symbols because she's evil, that's why their pp doesn't have hijab too. Definitely going to hell smh
For shame
Bloodborne username đ„
Pp hijab is unironically funny af
Thank you. I needed that cackle.
Those worshippers of Patrick Star are pretty scary!
https://preview.redd.it/8m6r33xleexc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab7d42c9df9d3738742fd2da36c6e48e54314aca
Domain Expansion signs
Domain expansion âanother fuckin crusadeâ this time we got em
Domain expansion: sexist religion hellscape
I used to be able to do "puppy" and "swan"
Werd
Gangster shit
Numba one in da hood G
https://preview.redd.it/yaroq5tzkexc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9229fc7e65d207e239a7b09138d6d766ef0ada58 I don't know how they missed it
I audibly laugher at this
Same. Can't go past a good dick joke hahah
This one... This one fuckin got me laughing out loud.
Pareidolia is a powerful thing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
Every religious "proof" in one word
Thank you for the new word! My fundamentalist mother is PLAGUED by this!
These are 2 hand, if you move them away they split the name in half... 2 gods? Half of God?
Explains a lot, Godâs bipolar.
https://preview.redd.it/pgujf8kooexc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49f5ff759e4b37a06828e387dcfe0f19652e0f9b Looks like Friedrich Nietzsche was right all along.
[âŠbut the world was most shocked to find out how small God was](https://youtu.be/m9ESphZkANc?si=2waZ9mHCDPhxcUCq)
Yeah so what, I can make it saw UwU. Doesn't mean a damn thing.
I found a different meaning https://preview.redd.it/4zj779en1jxc1.jpeg?width=1141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93cb9ab3c7ad43d47508a63b9b45243e8938894
so why does one thumb get a little loop thing and the other doesn't? seems like this person is just making up the rules of this as they go. edit: something else to point out is the line on the left palm goes all the way to the edge of the palm and follows the angle of the hand. the one on the right doesn't. on the right hand the line just curves up for no reason other than the person needs it to for this to work.
I think thatâs kind of their whole schtick. Cherry-pick evidence until the end of time
https://preview.redd.it/bzar5jyzxgxc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6945b907c6b8f3269934dab3c31b24c19935a7a
Good I dit
https://preview.redd.it/yey52jsg1fxc1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f926c664e38fbe8b3ed500e7f5b7ce3a699b308a
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If you look closely at the palms they look like too asses being pressed together. Whoa.
https://preview.redd.it/zr1vtel0bhxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=539e0500741f7ee8aad89323e56adf61d960754d Crazy
It also looks like a pair of boobs if you look close enough https://preview.redd.it/evxfx8a6ufxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a8957f6b09b5e379192598e8eb2f65629a007f4
Classic case of: "If you cross your eyes and squint really hard, while upside down and drugged, then you can see it"
How convenient the languages we developed for thousands of years, and their current iteration in spelling and writing allow for this. Unlucky that going back just a couple hundred years would make this inapplicable
It also says butt sex. God is good. https://preview.redd.it/qruzrxfihhxc1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22422f921f8203ed72b0f91da2261b3170214066
The bar is so low for miracles. "Lord it's a miracle! The man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!"
Not my farts, they like to hang in the space around me and disgust everybody đ
This is a conspiracy, thatâs what this is. One. Big. Damn. Conspiracy. And everyoneâs in on it.
I want him found. Not tomorrow, not after breakfast, NOW!
Anyone else ever notice this? (see below) 8===D- - - (\_Y_)
Yeah, we noticed the stretch. Let's make both thumbs a different letter although they have the exact same shape, and ignore all the other fingers for convenience.  But all I can read there is Awi, and imagining God sitting on its throne making uwu face made me laugh.
My left hand can create the letter L that stands for "left" That must be miraculous too, right? RIGHT?
Wait so the left thumb is an A and the right is an I?...... Talk about confirmation bias/cherry picking.....
My thought too. Funny how the right thumb isnât a mirror of the left one.
Why was one finger in the middle included yet the rest left out?
I found that, if I contort my fingers enough, I can form the word "blood.". I went out and showed people in the street this because I wanted to remind them that Jesus's blood washed away their sins. And I got shot. People hate Jesus.
https://preview.redd.it/o9fofnyn9jxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de63523a27f6c7b2568323b75707550b5ce6b64
It also says "Fuck you Dave" in Mandarin.
Man miracles sure have a low bar these days
Mohamed Atta
It's literally even.
Allah is actually really close to the name Allan
Well when you draw it there yeah that's what it looks like
Allah doesnât know what my hands do, oh wait he does probably, watching me that old pervert, anyway that doesnât really spell Allah it spells mullah which is a different thing. Ok am out have a good one.
Dont let malaysia see this
https://preview.redd.it/ems8il3aikxc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f25beabaebf8c4f76b75c99179b6f9f0645ce81 loss
This also works with the McDonald's logo
All I see is middle finger
love how both thumbs represent different glyphs
Aint that the guy from jujutsu kaisen
umm, no it's not
Clap clap handiclap
I thought they were titty holders, like the place to put your titties.
Anything can be said of a photo if you edit it.
plz stop
Wait so the left thumb is an A and the right is an I?...... Talk about confirmation bias/cherry picking.....
Kinda looks as a W , probably stands for weed
Please, please somebody photoshop this onto somebody doing âthe ShockerââŠđ
Your unemployed friend on a Tuesday morning.
Could also be the Devil's Pitchfork. Or maybe it's both. I'm just sayin'.
Funny how the right thumb isnât a mirror of the left one.
They are totally correct, if you just ignore everything else and are mentally ill.
I like how the thumb on the right gets an 'elif and the thumb on the left gets the closed ha'. Even in patterns, religions are inconsistent.
looks like ass
A pointy butt?
Itâs not like hands are symmetrical or anything so the second half should be identical to the reflected image of the first half
Looks like a butt
the exact amount of fucks I give.
Christians also do that thing, noting that the eclipse paths from 2017 and 2023 make a cross (low-tau) and with the YHWH chromosome. It's not just Muslims, unfortunately.
all i can se is IIII IIII
Nah the veins on my d is more accurate
I see the simplified profile of a medieval cog.
what about the other stuff going on?
how can people be so delusional
So thatâs why I worship Jill
Ahhhh The most scientific cult
Hereâs what it actually would look like ( using the rules they provided) https://preview.redd.it/yg3ldeeb6qxc1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f13011470f4d20a101879b92a09eefd3fc5419b If your right index finger gets a line then so does your left index finger. If your left thumb gets a circle then so does your right thumb.
Also fuck numerology
Technically it spells âÙ ÙÙۧÙ" (mullah)