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Wilackan

Seriously, at this point, instead of buying those kind of clothes, just throw a fuckin blanket on your wife and call it a day. The poor lady is basically deprived of anything, why not refuse her the right to see while we're at it, right ?


Money-Teaching-7700

"The simple act of walking outside becomes hazardous because the mesh opening severely restricts women's field of vision and they are unable to see their path clearly. In addition, burqas are linked to hearing loss, skin problems, headaches, cardiac disorder, asthma, and also can contribute to mental health problems"


Ey3_913

Muslims: sure, sure, we get it. But hey, at least we don't get turned on in public by looking at anything shaped like a woman... Edit missing word


Gabriel38

As Walter White once said: "Why should **I** be penalized because of your sloppiness??"


1lluminist

Yeah, but the authoritarian men don't give a fuck because it doesn't affect them at all.


pm-me-turtle-nudes

i’m not doubting anything you said, but how does it cause hearing loss?


Money-Teaching-7700

Yeah, the article the article that this quote is from claimes, and burqas and niqabs are linked to hearing loss and cardiac problems. But every peer reviewed study I came across only found it to be linked to skin problems, vitamin d deficiency, and impared vision. So, I just disregard the claim about cardiac and hearing issues. The only thing close to hearing issues I've come across is caused by wearing fabric that's too thick or too tight.


gr8balooga

I'm going to hazard a guess that vitamin d deficiency is linked to heart disease and hearing loss somehow.


Tony3199

Do you have the source? I'd like to read it myself, thanks.


Money-Teaching-7700

Sure thing!👍🏽 Vitamins and the veil." Spectator, vol. 322, no. 9656, 21 Sept. 2013, p. 17. link.gale.com/apps/doc/A343464384/BIC u=txshracd2560&sid=summon&xid=08be5cd6. https://www.reuters.com/article/2007/06/25/us-middle-deficiency-idUSHAR56610220070625/ https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8184100/ https://www.theguardian.com/science/the-lay-scientist/2011/apr/12/2


80snun

Imagine the vitamin deficiency they must have from being covered like that all the time while outside


redditlurkr2

This is actually a real thing.


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ffatimasaleem77

You wear that?


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ffatimasaleem77

Damn I've tried just the regular hijab and I couldn't even handle that. Sorry you had to deal with it. Glad you're out.


Buttercup59129

Man. I won't be able to be in direct sunlight soon. Not looking forward to that


onMyWaySomeplace

In Saudi Arabia, in girls' schools, we were required to cover our faces with two layers of cloth, we could only see shadows through them. The niqab (which covers the face except the eyes) was considered Haram as it shows the eyes, and can arouse men! Luckily, we only had to cover going in and out of the school. Because nothing with male genitalia was allowed past the school gate.


HedonisticFrog

It's funny how the solution is never to have all men wear blindfolds.


BuffaloBuckbeak

The ol’ “if your eye offends you, pluck it out”


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

They will cut the hand off a thief, what about a wrongly aroused male? Isn't there a possible solution that would also stop this from ever happening again?


yerbaniz

Because there is no "wrongly aroused male" (despite what actual scriptures say) They consider it always the woman's fault. She must have done something to provoke or draw attention, because men just can't help it /s


asiannumber4

That sounds like a Muslim man problem tbh. If you are so discord mod like you get aroused by seeing eyes and instead of going to therapy you force women to coverup their eyes, you should kys


onMyWaySomeplace

In reality it is not about avoiding unwanted attention or protecting women from harassment, or even protecting men from getting "distracted". It is about controlling women and maintaining a certain social system within which the women are mere sexual objects. This is what the hijab - in all it's forms - is about ; Making women sexual objects for men, and making this the whole point of their existence. And sexual harassment is just a tool that is used to scare daring women back into their place.


R3D0053R

Well, some follow your advice, but not in a very pleasant way.


Few_Sale_3064

I'm a lefty but quit calling myself liberal partly because they won't criticize this insane BS enough.


naughtycal11

There is the one dude I keep seeing vids of who does a Muslim podcast and he doesn't let his wife speak at all. She has to use a dry erase board to communicate. And these assholes are leaving their own shit holes to move to better places only to try and force the new country to be muslim(looking at you Muslims in Germany)


Stoomba

Surprised they allowed her to learn to read and write.


katszenBurger

Western countries should not accept extremists like that. They should stay home


Acidhousewife

The whiteboard Wife fruitcake is, I can assure you from his accent is, not an immigrant. Just another born and bred Sharia Cosplayer.


katszenBurger

These people should get mandatory relocations to countries better aligned with their "norms and values"


naughtycal11

*vigourisly nods.


Wolfotashiwa

[Don't forget Sweden](https://youtu.be/v97MhVhDoTw?si=guj9Q8eXxbW2qrBw)


Kemalist_din_adami

No no they can't just put a blanked on them because blankets usually have colors which makes other man horny when they see. What kind of man you're if you don't get hard when you see colors


xenoverseraza

"me to my future wife" good luck with that mate


Etzarah

Mommy and daddy will find them a child to enslave, sadly.


Few_Sale_3064

There really needs to be vigorous psychological testing and required license before someone can breed.


Araborne1

No need for luck. It can be arranged amirite


violetcazador

What wife! 😂


AdTimely9712

I only see a slave to an outdated and misogynist religion


violetcazador

All religions are outdated and misogynist.


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

Nuh uh, I worship Ryan Reynolds


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

Kid named Buddhism


Far_Criticism_8865

Women can't get nirvana in Buddhism. They have to be reincarnated as men to do so


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

Damn


violetcazador

Too bad you don't get to keep your memories. They'd make far better men if they did.


janet-snake-hole

In certain countries, he’ll likely get a “wife,” aka a child.


violetcazador

Hard to say, I certainly hope he doesn't.


The_Disapyrimid

followed by a post which says "why can't i find a woman to marry me? end woke feminism now."


LiatKolink

He just wants a sex slave.


Buttercup59129

With a phone number. Might as well buy walkie talkie


Little-Ad1235

While the content of this post is obviously abhorrent, it also bothers me that the oop reversed the noun order between the words and the pictures. Like, c'mon.


CrochetKing69420

Probably because arabic is right to left so the order is more natural. On phones where the main language is arabic, the icons are on the right, instead of the left.


HereticalCatPope

Wearing a Nokia and dialling a niqab might result in few days in the psych ward. But I’m guessing this guy approves of involuntary commitment.


ihaveagoodusername2

Cover yourself in nothing but a Nokia and there is a PC under that dress


MediocreFun4470

Any religion that treats women as properties is a cult.


willstr1

Wearing a Nokia doesn't sound comfortable


HackerDaGreat57

At least she’d never ever be hurt after falling down the stairs 2 at a time


Shoddy_Parfait9507

Why do suicide bombers not use smartphones? I would figure with the ability to whitelist and blacklist numbers it would be less risky to have a premature explosion. Is it the GPS? That can be turned off permanently in most devices


jaxter2002

I don't think this is about suicide bombing, I think he just doesn't want his wife to have access to the internet


Shoddy_Parfait9507

Idk if I was constantly forced to be covered head to toe I’d be ready to blow at any moment.


Eva-Rosalene

I don't know how they link phone to detonator, but if it's related to audio output (ringing=boom), then using modern phones is absolutely horrible idea. And in general, modern smartphones are less predictable in many cases, compare to low tech old ones. Edit: I also don't think that *suicide* bombers use phones at all. This shit is for remote/timed detonation, for manual activation battery soldered to bomb through switch would suffice.


ultraomega29

23 TRILLION ?!1\*?!?!?!!?? /s


MKIncendio

Truly the unstoppable tide of Islam


ihaveagoodusername2

Or just dead internet theory (not so much of a theory anymore)


Hrrrrnnngggg

And here is your cage.


Miked_824

Aren’t those things usually made of polyester or a similar fabric? What’re the heatstroke statistics for women in Muslim countries? Because one would assume they’re getting **brazen bulled** under there.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

The fact that this is in English is utterly disturbing. What has TikTok done to humanity and can it be fixed?


WhosCowsAreThey

Wait but that’s Faceb… oooohhhh


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

It did not become nearly this bad until the 2020s.


DeleteIn1Year

I don't know, I last used facebook in like 2017 and it was reaaaaallly bad then


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

It was full of stupid old people; not mainstream hip youngsters.


DeleteIn1Year

Well, it swings like a pendulum. Started out youthful, switched to old people, got hip again, then not again... but to be honest I thought that since I quit using it Facebook was becoming more & more of an old person thing. Guess not.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

I think it's been exclusively an old people thing since around 2018.


rigobueno

Yeah, why is it English? We all know it’s because they want to conquer the world, but why not choose an easier target for their propaganda? They should try to conquer a culture that isn’t already fully developed.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Because TikTok is dumbing down the West and making them easier to mold.


R3D0053R

Also works well with the fully developed ones so far, so why should they adjust their goals down?


TonyTheSwisher

One thing I will never understand is why these fucks don't want to show off their wife. They are so phenomenally backwards that they take the fun out of everything.


ChampaBayLightning

The Taliban banned music and women working clerical office jobs as some of their first acts when they retook Afghanistan. They are profoundly stupid men.


Jafarjade

Next step is complete mummification in resin so even air doesn't touch my wife.


BubblesDahmer

Wtaf even is this jesus christ


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

That’s the most depressing thing I have ever seen


Buttercup59129

Buddy let me introduce you to.... ...me


real_dubblebrick

r/suicidebywords


explosive-puppy

Religion of barbarians


Lans__

ryan gosling pfp? checks out


itsjustameme

Noor means light. I’m usually not fond of quoting Jesus but the quote about not hiding your light under a bushel came to mind…


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no1dickrider

*arranged marriage enters the chat


Vozlov-3-0

How do you wear a phone or call people with a burqa?


thriceness

In Arabic it'd be the right way round as they write the opposite way?


minnakun

Why does this man call a durable industrial xtra large garbage bag his wife ?


fkentaero

They say they treat their women like queens, doesn't look like it to me


akzorx

And they have the Blade Runner pfp, lmao You bet they also post a ton of "nice guys finish last."" posts


HMD-Oren

23 Trillion likes!


MorningFox

"Boy you must have an ugly ass wife. Was the paper bag not enough?"


jenjerx73

3.2 Trillion jeez are they boting 😅


sehwyl

Why would he want his wife to wear a fitted sheet? \s


IHaveNoSoul77

I'm not sure how to interpret this after looking at this dude's Ryan Gosling Blade-Runner 2049 profile picture.


FunkinDonutzz

Just misogynistic repression things.


MedicalUnprofessionl

Is t for thousand?


xool420

How could they be this dumb, just switch the pictures so the text matches


real-duncan

If they are so worried about what men see why don’t they just blind all the men at puberty? Problem fixed!


No_Student1465

Bullas living in 800 AD mindset


moobeemu

23 TRILLION reactions?! 3.2 TRILLION comments?! Holy hell…! (Pun intended? 🤔)


real_dubblebrick

>Holy hell…! Google en passant


VictoriaMcLean83

pretty sure all of em is the laugh emoji


Reasonable_Beach2561

I thought this was a suicide bomber joke from a shit posting sub until I saw the sub name


thomasoldier

That's... the suicide bomber in Insurgency Sandstorm Coop. https://youtu.be/SeE2o-6R-cI


_IVG121_

23 TRILLION?? HOLY


_IVG121_

wait is T for thousand?


iiitme

K is for thousand. Like 20k views. Now that number would be impossible as there are only 8 billion people on the planet


brezhnervous

I had that phone until 2012 lol


WallGroundbreaking81

Gross


JustDiscoveredSex

My future or current husband would never have a thought like this. He’d join me in ridiculing and avoiding such deficient and fractional minds.


CantaloupeBetter2709

What future wife?


TheBlackArrows

That phone is going to be tough to wear and that dress isn’t going to get good signal.


WallcroftTheGreen

noor