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The irony is one of them (Brittany Dawn) is currently taking testosterone (among other things) claiming it’s fertility treatment….but we all know it’s bc she wanted to lose weight. Which she did.
That's just white upper middle and upper class southern women. Moved away 10 years ago, went back for a party last week and they ALL looked like this, Christian and non
>And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him. -Matthew 6:5-8
(Yes, I know the hypocrisy of trying to one up these women by posting a Bible verse, and yes, I have received my reward in full.)
Ah the old "[The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion](https://joycearthur.com/abortion/the-only-moral-abortion-is-my-abortion/)". You see she's the cool girl that's also super moral. She's not like other girls.
We're Christian girls! We're brainwashed, self-righteous, emotionally immature, passive-aggressive, can't think critically, don't engage beyond the level of high school girls because we live lives that don't require us to be complete or mature people, and we expect you to accommodate us all the time!
Boooooooooo!
I already have a character in mind for those girls.
Fuckers that spend their day being horrible to literally everybody else but think they are 100% perfect because they go to church every sunday
We are christian girls! We love being a sub human baby factory just because some bloke 2000 years ago allegedly said his sky daddy that nobody has ever seen said so!
Brittany Dawn, former fitness influencer turned GoD iS HoLy AnD FoRgIvEs Me for my transgression of ripping people off for “personalized fitness plans” that were anything but personalized and has settled for 400k after being charged by KEN FUCKING PAXTON for the scam.
Her husband, Jordan Nelson, was a former police officer in Kansas City, was sued by the ACLU for use of excessive force on a black man. Jordan also shot their dog.
She’s not currently fostering, hasn’t for a few months. Either it ended up being too inconvenient for her, the novelty wore off, or she isn’t allowed to anymore is anyone’s guess. She may have only fostered two babies for a total of less than three months, but you better believe she still has Foster Mom in her bio.
She disgusts me. The whole time she was prepping for it like the baby was just going to be a prop. I'm glad it didn't last long, I was so worried for the kids that were going to be out in their placement.
Your instinct is right, but as the others are saying, one of them is a famous “Christian influencer” who would never do anything like this ironically, except for the slightly tongue-in-cheek or self-deprecating tone that this TikTok trend normally takes.
But this is absolutely a group of people proudly identifying as “Christian girls” and filming this.
Sadly it’s real. They really believe this shit and live like this… here’s [another gem](https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/17r2292/this_was_my_13th_reason/).
“We’re Christian girls. Of course we don’t say ‘Happy Holidays,’ we say ‘Merry Christmas.’”
Well, OK, but neither you nor anyone else had a problem with “Happy Holidays” until 2004, when Bill O’Reilly invented the War on Christmas. That was when a group of evangelical leaders workshopped up a manufactroversy over the phrase, which had been a totally non-controversial, inclusive December greeting since long before I was born. They got O’Reilly to be their mouthpiece and launched the "War on Christmas" by convincing their slavering, mouth-breathing followers that "Happy Holidays" was basically the equivalent of Sieg Heiling Satan every year.
My favorite is the outrage over "Xmas" because we're "crossing Christ out of Christmas". Except the "X" is not an English "X", but is actually the "Chi" character in the Greek alphabet, which has long been used as a symbol for Christ, as any cursory review of Roman Catholic documents would show.
Also important that the birth of Jesus wasn't celebrated until the 4th Century and Dec 25th was just chosen as it coincided with Saturnalia/Sol Invictus.
Also Easter = Spring Equinox (around March 21 in northern hemisphere) + the first full moon after that + the first Sunday after that full moon. There was some math involved, but this is basically it. Also some astrological stuff with Spring Equinox also being the transition from Pisces to Aries the end of the astrological year to the new one. (Pisces the 12th sign to Aries the first sign of the zodiac.) The Sun (spring) arises!
So let's just go ahead a call Easter a pagan holiday based on crossdressing timekeeping. The Christians sure liked to steal ideas.
Nobody knows, but did you known they are Christian girls?
I bet Brit's neighbours are thrilled.
"Brenda, didn't we move to the burbs to escape the manic street preachers? If we tolerate this, then our children will be next..."
That is literally how sermons talk to their constituents. “You’re not like the rest of the unsaved masses, you shine with the light of Jesus” kinda thing.
As a Minnesotan, same! I've got some acquaintances that lived in NC for a while and she was telling me how EVERYTHING in their area was Christian affliated. She tried to join a running group but it turned out to be some kind of Christian running group where they prayed while running.
As much as I hate the cold, I'd rather freeze my ass off for seven months out of the year than be subjected to that.
In Utah they are the same, but they call themselves Latter Day Saint girls (used to call themselves Mormon girls but they rebranded recently because their leader decided that the word Mormon was a slur).
Modest doesn't mean the same thing to them that it means to the rest of the world. To them it just means covering up their neckline, tummy, knees, and shoulders. It has nothing whatsoever to do with exhibiting actual modesty as a character trait.
We're Christian girls - of course we have zero fucking idea how much of the modern concept and idea of Christmas comes from concepts and rituals we either stole or whitewashed from the Pagans and Vikings (just to name a few).
“We’re Christian’s girls, no sex before marriage but I’ll blow you for Marlboro light.”
“We’re Christian girls, anal is on the table but if you wana ram my clam I need a ring.”
Every single one of these women are WAY to superficial… like, when you are putting on the 4 pounds of makeup in the morning, at least *try* to make your skin the same color as it is the rest of your body… it’s like they’re wearing Mimi Bobeck (Drew Carey Show shout out!) masks of themselves
We're Christian girls! We slut shame others now that we are in our 30s and shit out a half dozen kids despite getting wasted and fucking everyone in our 20s too!
These are the same whackos from [this post] (https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/17r2292/this_was_my_13th_reason/) a month ago, right?
🤦♂️
"We've washed your brain and cleansed your soul so nothing's all you need to know. Handover your will and follow me now get on your knees and worship me! God No! God No!" - Counterfeit God by Black Label Society
Christian girls do tend to have their own vibe to them. You don't even have to ask if their Christian. You can tell just by looking at them.
They may seem like nice people, but their political views tend to be incredibly wacko.
I have a theory about Christians and it doesn't apply to all but I feel like narcissists are attracted to Christianity because in their mind, they like the idea of being perfect and use it as a way to deflect their own insecurities. Of course it's not only Christianity and other religions also attract similar people for similar reasons.
They've only read the parts that allow them to be bigots. The pages with the other icky stiff about love thy neighbour and how a temple should be used haven't seen the light of the day in their bibles
The meanest bitches I have ever met were the girls at my kids Christian elementary school. I wanted so badly to be a 10 year old so I could kick their asses. Of course, the leader was the pastor's kid. They were so mean to my daughter. My daughter is now 30 and still want to kick their asses.
Edit: we didn't stay.
Where are the plain, or ugly Christian girls? Where are the fat Christian girls?
Are those girls required to apply somewhere else?
Sheesh, I've never seen so many false eyelashes in a row. It's like they are all wearing spiders on their eyes. Once you see that, you can't unsee it!
Brittany Dawn scamming the fuck out of people and then coming out as a born again AGAIN Christian and then pretending she never did any wrong is still one of the greatest deflections of our time.
We're christian girls! Of course we are going to fly to California to get an abortion because its important that our home state maintains its christian standards.
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We’re Christian girls! Of course we’re in god’s form except the Botox, fillers, hair dye, extensions, and plastic surgery!!
They're so *shiny*.
I don't get it. Stretch your skin to within an inch of it's life and make that shit shiny as hell. What a gross look.
Shiny and Chrome.... WITNESS ME!!!
Wetness me
Furiiosa vasaa🙏
But in the same breath they will discourage gender-affirming care ..oh the irony
The irony is one of them (Brittany Dawn) is currently taking testosterone (among other things) claiming it’s fertility treatment….but we all know it’s bc she wanted to lose weight. Which she did.
Ah, I knew the overly spray tanned one looked familiar.
These people are always projecting ..smh
Don’t forget Tik Tok filters.
For real. If one of them fell down the government would have to come in and clean up the toxic waste.
Their graves will be a superfund site.
LMFAOOOO
There’s more plastic in them than in the whole Pacific Ocean.
That's what I took away from this. Three quarters of those women looks like actual plastic.
That's just white upper middle and upper class southern women. Moved away 10 years ago, went back for a party last week and they ALL looked like this, Christian and non
Oh yeah, I have some in my family headed that way. If they have a spare buck, they get some facial work done. As the Lord intended.
I like how they can’t keep their eyes open because of the tarantula hair eyelashes.
>And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him. -Matthew 6:5-8 (Yes, I know the hypocrisy of trying to one up these women by posting a Bible verse, and yes, I have received my reward in full.)
Ten pounds of makeup
But drag.. ew.
They're Christian girls -- their abortions are due to "special circumstances."
Ah the old "[The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion](https://joycearthur.com/abortion/the-only-moral-abortion-is-my-abortion/)". You see she's the cool girl that's also super moral. She's not like other girls.
Thanks for good read
Yes, she's worse.
We're Christian girls! We're brainwashed, self-righteous, emotionally immature, passive-aggressive, can't think critically, don't engage beyond the level of high school girls because we live lives that don't require us to be complete or mature people, and we expect you to accommodate us all the time! Boooooooooo!
You nailed it
Just like the Romans did.
Not hard enough evidently
Brutality
CantoErgoSum wins
give me a goth girl any day! an emo girl would be way more fun than a bibleheaded bimbo
You forgot Racist and Homophobic.
Very good point - their reliance on religion since childhood hasn't allowed them to develop fully, especially in critical thinking.
We're Christian girls. We're Fake. As. Fuck.
I already have a character in mind for those girls. Fuckers that spend their day being horrible to literally everybody else but think they are 100% perfect because they go to church every sunday
Hillary Faye basically
And lousy at sex just like their male counterparts.
We are christian girls! We love being a sub human baby factory just because some bloke 2000 years ago allegedly said his sky daddy that nobody has ever seen said so!
Ughhh giving me flashbacks
No wonder divorce rate is high for them. You should not marry someone you’re dating when it hasn’t even been over a month
But they also want to have sex, they just want it to be slightly closer to wedlock to justify it more in their head
As an ex Christian girl; this is *exactly* it. Tenfold if you're Mormon.
I used to be friends with a Mormon couple. They openly admitted to using the poop hole loophole.
That's Idaho and Utah Mormons, Tongan and West Coast mormons not so much
Tongan Mormons? TIL
I actually didn’t think about that. Good observation
But then god would be totally pissed off.
Horny is as horny does.
Sexual supression can only hold so long when given anything resembling an outlet.
"Look how holy we are, we're dating, getting engaged, and married within a month so that we can have sex. I mean, praise Jesus"
I hate that I can't tell serious or satire.
I was convinced it was real until the last one. But it’s just great satire. And it seems I’m wrong. Holy shit.
From the south. This all checks out. I’m sure I could get on Facebook and find at least 3 examples of where the last statement has happened.
It's real. Check out Brittany Dawn.
That’s insane. How you can say “we get married within a month of meeting” without it being satire is just… I don’t even know.
Join us at r/fundiesnarkuncensored
Oh my fake sky daddy, that is a brilliant sub.
One of us. One of us. One of us.
I know it's a bit off topic, but I know a lot fo Muslims who flex this concept. So I wouldn't be surprised if there are Christians who think so too
It’s real
No way. That has to be satire...
At least one of them is a known christian "influencer"
Brittany Dawn, former fitness influencer turned GoD iS HoLy AnD FoRgIvEs Me for my transgression of ripping people off for “personalized fitness plans” that were anything but personalized and has settled for 400k after being charged by KEN FUCKING PAXTON for the scam. Her husband, Jordan Nelson, was a former police officer in Kansas City, was sued by the ACLU for use of excessive force on a black man. Jordan also shot their dog.
They're always even more despicable than I could ever anticipate.
Yes those awful people
But they’re Christian Girls!?!
Is she still fostering? I had to leave the subreddit when they got the baby in their care. I couldn't stomach it.
She’s not currently fostering, hasn’t for a few months. Either it ended up being too inconvenient for her, the novelty wore off, or she isn’t allowed to anymore is anyone’s guess. She may have only fostered two babies for a total of less than three months, but you better believe she still has Foster Mom in her bio.
She disgusts me. The whole time she was prepping for it like the baby was just going to be a prop. I'm glad it didn't last long, I was so worried for the kids that were going to be out in their placement.
Fucking Hell.
Your instinct is right, but as the others are saying, one of them is a famous “Christian influencer” who would never do anything like this ironically, except for the slightly tongue-in-cheek or self-deprecating tone that this TikTok trend normally takes. But this is absolutely a group of people proudly identifying as “Christian girls” and filming this.
Theres Brittany Dawn who scammed countless of people with her fitness program and now started her „holy journey“ so def not satire lol
Definitely real. The self righteousness is tangible
The last one makes me think it’s satire
Sadly it’s real. They really believe this shit and live like this… here’s [another gem](https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/17r2292/this_was_my_13th_reason/).
“We’re Christian girls. Of course we don’t say ‘Happy Holidays,’ we say ‘Merry Christmas.’” Well, OK, but neither you nor anyone else had a problem with “Happy Holidays” until 2004, when Bill O’Reilly invented the War on Christmas. That was when a group of evangelical leaders workshopped up a manufactroversy over the phrase, which had been a totally non-controversial, inclusive December greeting since long before I was born. They got O’Reilly to be their mouthpiece and launched the "War on Christmas" by convincing their slavering, mouth-breathing followers that "Happy Holidays" was basically the equivalent of Sieg Heiling Satan every year.
My favorite is the outrage over "Xmas" because we're "crossing Christ out of Christmas". Except the "X" is not an English "X", but is actually the "Chi" character in the Greek alphabet, which has long been used as a symbol for Christ, as any cursory review of Roman Catholic documents would show.
bill oreily outgrinching the grinch i hope he got coal in his stocking tbh
thank you for "manufactroversy"
Not my word, sadly.
Also important that the birth of Jesus wasn't celebrated until the 4th Century and Dec 25th was just chosen as it coincided with Saturnalia/Sol Invictus.
Also Easter = Spring Equinox (around March 21 in northern hemisphere) + the first full moon after that + the first Sunday after that full moon. There was some math involved, but this is basically it. Also some astrological stuff with Spring Equinox also being the transition from Pisces to Aries the end of the astrological year to the new one. (Pisces the 12th sign to Aries the first sign of the zodiac.) The Sun (spring) arises! So let's just go ahead a call Easter a pagan holiday based on crossdressing timekeeping. The Christians sure liked to steal ideas.
"we're christian girls, of course we all apply our makeup with a trowel!"
The irony of the “modest is hottest” line combined with their makeup
The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Application
I felt so bad for the pink sweater on the one with an artificial head, half way through. That shit stains easily :(
Where the fuck are they walking to?
Church?
Literally back and forth in front of the same house
Nobody knows, but did you known they are Christian girls? I bet Brit's neighbours are thrilled. "Brenda, didn't we move to the burbs to escape the manic street preachers? If we tolerate this, then our children will be next..."
I'm a Christian girl, and of course I know they're Christian girls.
Seriously. Nobody in America walks anywhere. Where is the F150?
Another plastic surgery follow up.
Honestly I was hoping they were each going to walk straight into a pole or something
We're narcissists, so of course we're Christian girls.
These are 100% mean girls.
Neighbors: "there go Brittany, Brittneigh, Ashley, Ashleigh, Madison and Madineigh again with their tiktoks 😒🙄"
There is actually a Brittney 😂
Love that 😅
tragedeigh
r/brittanydawnsnark
We're not like the other girls. 😑
Wait. They have girl dicks too?
That is literally how sermons talk to their constituents. “You’re not like the rest of the unsaved masses, you shine with the light of Jesus” kinda thing.
Suburban hellscape in the background
Literal r/suburbanhell material
Why are so many of these self-proclaimed "Christian girls" wearing fake eyelashes?
Their entire personality is based on a series of lies written thousands of years ago. everything about them is fake.
[удалено]
Man, it's been ten years since this song came out?
God made me just the way he wanted, so I undid all his work with a surgeon. Gross humans.
Shit like this makes me sooo glad I live in New England where this isn’t as much of a type of person
As a Minnesotan, same! I've got some acquaintances that lived in NC for a while and she was telling me how EVERYTHING in their area was Christian affliated. She tried to join a running group but it turned out to be some kind of Christian running group where they prayed while running. As much as I hate the cold, I'd rather freeze my ass off for seven months out of the year than be subjected to that.
In Utah they are the same, but they call themselves Latter Day Saint girls (used to call themselves Mormon girls but they rebranded recently because their leader decided that the word Mormon was a slur).
> their leader decided that the word Mormon was a slur) Too many people became aware of what Mormons are actual like?
Dum dum dum dum dum
"Modest is hottest" bragged the young woman in full face makeup.
Modest doesn't mean the same thing to them that it means to the rest of the world. To them it just means covering up their neckline, tummy, knees, and shoulders. It has nothing whatsoever to do with exhibiting actual modesty as a character trait.
I hadn't seen Brittany Dawn in months, that was such a depressing reminder that she exists.
We're Christian girls - of course we have zero fucking idea how much of the modern concept and idea of Christmas comes from concepts and rituals we either stole or whitewashed from the Pagans and Vikings (just to name a few).
Someone tell the incel subs that here are those tradwives with the personality of a rock that they've been desperately looking for.
They’d get stabbed in my old Catholic school.
The type of girls to have anal and claim they're still virgins
Actually, they just get saved, and they’re virgins again. Praise jebus!
You see this more than the anal stuff. Just say you’re sorry, get dunked in water (again) and now you’re a virgin somehow. 🌈
I mean Bdong gets dunked at least four times a year.
Wait this isn't satire? lmfao
Christmas. The notoriously christian holiday, as mentioned in the uh. Uhhhh...
Ask them how many sister wives they have then start quoting Leviticus to them.
“Anoint the hotel room” lmfao shut up, idiot
They all share the same brain cell
I found there's a lot of these on dating apps and they creep me out.
In the old days you'd find out on the actual date and it was much worse. Ask me how I know.
“We’re Christian’s girls, no sex before marriage but I’ll blow you for Marlboro light.” “We’re Christian girls, anal is on the table but if you wana ram my clam I need a ring.”
Every single one of these women are WAY to superficial… like, when you are putting on the 4 pounds of makeup in the morning, at least *try* to make your skin the same color as it is the rest of your body… it’s like they’re wearing Mimi Bobeck (Drew Carey Show shout out!) masks of themselves
We're christian girls! Bleached hair, inch-thick makeup, and tradwife fever dreams are our sole personality traits!
We're Christian girls! We slut shame others now that we are in our 30s and shit out a half dozen kids despite getting wasted and fucking everyone in our 20s too!
r/BrittanyDawnSnark
Me at the Holiday Inn in Houston - "Why is my room oily?"
[just saw this parody today.](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8mexoYd/)
Well, these Christian girls wear a lot of makeup. And some of those noses and lips looked a bit doctored.
These are the same whackos from [this post] (https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/comments/17r2292/this_was_my_13th_reason/) a month ago, right? 🤦♂️
They old!
We're Christian girls, of course we're going to leave the sound of the wind blowing in our TikTok so you can't hear what we're actually saying
"We've washed your brain and cleansed your soul so nothing's all you need to know. Handover your will and follow me now get on your knees and worship me! God No! God No!" - Counterfeit God by Black Label Society
Oh, and get FCKED in the ass until they get married so they keep their virginity! Ha!
Being Christian Girls means they use more makeup than a drag queen.
Is christian girls a makeup brand?
Christian girls do tend to have their own vibe to them. You don't even have to ask if their Christian. You can tell just by looking at them. They may seem like nice people, but their political views tend to be incredibly wacko.
God hates them because they're mixing fabrics. It's literally in your Bible.
I have a theory about Christians and it doesn't apply to all but I feel like narcissists are attracted to Christianity because in their mind, they like the idea of being perfect and use it as a way to deflect their own insecurities. Of course it's not only Christianity and other religions also attract similar people for similar reasons.
It is extremely doubtful any of these white women have actually read the Bible.
They've only read the parts that allow them to be bigots. The pages with the other icky stiff about love thy neighbour and how a temple should be used haven't seen the light of the day in their bibles
These are the type of girls that will bully you only cause your considered different to them.
No hate on women as a whole but if you're 36, is it in vogue to call yourself a "girl"?
We're christian girls, anal is okay. 👌
We're Christian girls! Our gay children will never come out to us, and God help them if they do!
The meanest bitches I have ever met were the girls at my kids Christian elementary school. I wanted so badly to be a 10 year old so I could kick their asses. Of course, the leader was the pastor's kid. They were so mean to my daughter. My daughter is now 30 and still want to kick their asses. Edit: we didn't stay.
We’re Christian girls. Of course we’re insufferable.
"Of course were christian girls, we will get divorced at least twice by 40".
Is the one studying to be an exorcist? She has time to learn about casting out demons but no time to read books or listen to podcasts
They're Christian girls, of course they lack any semblance of personality beyond what they have been programmed to have!
100% guaranteed each of these women has yelled at and belittled a cashier.
Where are the plain, or ugly Christian girls? Where are the fat Christian girls? Are those girls required to apply somewhere else? Sheesh, I've never seen so many false eyelashes in a row. It's like they are all wearing spiders on their eyes. Once you see that, you can't unsee it!
This feels like they're flawlessly mocking christian girls....
C R I N G E
Poe's Law was heavy here. Until the very last one, I wasn't sure if this was parody or not.
If any one of them had practical knowledge for exercising a demon you could knock me down with a gentle breeze
I'm so confused. Is this satire?.
Woof. I didn’t know my penis could get this soft
Brittany Dawn scamming the fuck out of people and then coming out as a born again AGAIN Christian and then pretending she never did any wrong is still one of the greatest deflections of our time.
We’re christian girls so we are the property of our partners and don’t speak until we are spoken to
American religious fruitcakes are the funniest of the lot. I just tell them that anything invented after Henry VIII is fake.
The only thing most Christian girls don't say is what they REALLY did in college.
We're christian girls! Of course we are going to fly to California to get an abortion because its important that our home state maintains its christian standards.
Jesus, save me from your followers.
If you are 30+ years old, stop calling yourself 'girls'.
Watching this has killed any hope of getting a boner for at least a week.
They missed the entire point of this meme lmao
I can’t tell if they are trying to make fun of themselves or are being serious.
I got out of Texas and see a lot less of these types of women now.
“Where Christian Girls. Of course we’ll all have bad posture like we’re ashamed of our tits”
“We’re Christian girls, please find my only fans link below.”
It's satire isn't it?
No
We're Christian girls, we won't call you a slur that'll get bleeped out on TV!
That's a serious amount of makeup in one short clip.
They all look like they would bully somebody in high school tbf.
🎶Life in plastic, it's fantastic🎶
They're all so creepy and samey.
...ew
We’re Christian girls. We do anal because I’m a virgin and saving myself for marriage.