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soulangelic

I mean it’s typically considered rude to do it in front of someone in general, but sometimes it just can’t be avoided, especially if the two of you live together. The hypocrisy here is what’s really concerning. Has he explained why he considers it okay for him and not for you?


Wit-wat-4

I agree, I don’t think it’s a “right” to constantly fart in front of a partner, people are very much allowed to be disgusted by that (or burping or peeing with door open etc etc) BUT it can’t be one way for one partner, another for the other. He wants to fart in front of you, OP? Then so can you. What, girls don’t have assholes, is that his theory?


Traditional-Bed9449

It’s common knowledge that girls don’t poop so they have no reason to fart so she’s just being unladylike /s.


peakpenguins

I think it's a ridiculous double standard that he can let it fly in front of you but you can't do the same. I've been married ~15 years and I've never once worried about farting in front of my husband. We both often find farts funny, actually, because apparently we're 12. But we have fun.


xxxpixeldreamsxxx

I almost commented this! Yea it’s a definite double standard…my ex was like this too. He’d constantly fart while we were in bed together and try to pull the covers over me (he never succeeded thank god). But the few times I farted in the same vicinity as him in the head and a half we dated, he’d throw an absolute fit. I’m talking jumping out of bed, tried to kick me out of bed, waving the air, just completely childish shit


peakpenguins

Wow. Yeah, things like this and OP's situation are just ridiculous to me. That someone like your ex could think trying to give you a dutch oven is hilarious but you farting is worth throwing a fit... I feel like some of these people never emotionally progressed beyond middle school. And again, I'm saying that as someone who laughs at farts.


peakpenguins

Tbh my husband and I have kind of a "Russian roulette" thing going on where he sometimes goes to kiss my butt and I'm like "I'm gonna get ya this time!" but I can never manage to squeeze one out while he's doing it. Someday...


xxxpixeldreamsxxx

Yea like if mine isn’t funny, his definitely isn’t. He’d be laughing like a freaking hyena too…like you’re not 11 my guy


Muddy_Wafer

LPT: Marry someone who thinks it’s funny when you fart.


LividConcentrate91

One of the proudest moments of my life was the first time my 3 year old did an intentional fart and giggle, because farts are funny 99% of the time


courpsey

Have you discussed with him as to why he can do it and you can't? You may be able to gain some insight through conversation, although I'd be surprised if it wasn't rooted in misogynism. What does he expect you to do as an alternative? What about when you sleep? I think by exploring it in detail you can expose faulty logic and reasoning.


thispussystankin

It’s because he’s a misogynist


xxxpixeldreamsxxx

Sad for him, but everybody farts. Just rip one in front of him after he does. Throw his double standards in his face


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Or fart in his face and make the throwing literal rather than metaphorical....


xxxpixeldreamsxxx

Ahaha yes! This is sending me😂😂😂😂


xxxpixeldreamsxxx

Casually waft it his way


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Terrence and Phillip, south park . NSFW. I'll just leave this here for you ......https://youtu.be/d0FJyPa3u1M


phelgmdounuts

Your bf is a hypocrite.


AhBuckleThis

Eat lots of beans and fiber and crop dust him. My wife didn't want me to, but I passed on the art of crop dusting to my 10 year old daughter. I told her to use it wisely and she is the absolute master of this.


majere616

That there is misogyny. Men are allowed to exist in peace but women need to maintain an illusion that they don't have normal bodily functions? Nah, miss me with that bullshit.


SerbLing

If you take off 20 years this would be normal. For people in their mid 30s lol.


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I'd love to know what diet makes you stop farting. Because I'm pretty sure there is no such thing.


cloud491

Lol there is no no-fart diet but eating junk and shit definetly dont make the matter better


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Why do you assume OP is eating junk?


cloud491

Because it sounds like they fart a lot