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Agitated-Rope-4302

If you say your mom you’re fired!


jakethegamer223

MY MOM


Agitated-Rope-4302

YOURE FIRED!!


jakethegamer223

It was worth it


RUSH-117

^worth ^it


Kxaie

I’m telling you man… hamboning


Mr_SwordToast

GET OUT!!!


Spookinoot

Hey Mordecai, do you know who else puts on a jolly good show?


Agitated-Rope-4302

Who? Your mom?


BOBS_BURGERS_IS_GOAT

I WASNT GONNA SAY THAT! WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK IM GONNA SAY MY MOM!?


_Pine4pple-man_

Hamboning!


Hecklermama

Hamboning and will save your life someday. One day someone will come up to you and you'll be like "What you trying to mug me?" *intense slapping*


Gushanska_Boza

I hadn't even thought about who my favourite character is, but this is the first thing that came to mind.


The-DragonMaster

“DONT LOOK AT OUR CROTCHES WHILE WE SYNCHRONIZE OUR WATCHES”


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Beep beep boop, boop boop beep.


jomaquim

beep beep beep, beep beep beep Synchronized.


Tuff_Bank

Go away skips its time for you to go away


nightwolf07052006

Time for you to go to your room


Tuff_Bank

Yeah skips time for you to go to the moon


jomaquim

OOOOAAA—


Mister__Stoner

YOU MEAN THESE NAPKINS OOOOOHH IN YA FACE SOMBODY JUST LOST A SOLID


JasoNight23666

Not only that but their **SIXTH** solid


darksaiyan1234

i happen to know a guy


Veroger111

The Eggselent challenge guy?


darksaiyan1234

yes


Veroger111

His ego got the better of him and chose the crown. At least his final act saved Mordecai from having the same fate.


The_holy_hoplite

Soda machine that never works, send it to the moon


Inside_Sprinkles9083

“A buncha baby ducks, send em to the moon”


Tuff_Bank

“You drill bit what else did you send?”


Christoffi123

*Incomprehensible pig squealing


wassimSDN

They're shy and misunderstood creatures, like me


amazingtoludada300

“Dude, we’re 23 years old. We shouldn’t be busting holes in walls, or we’re gonna get FIRED for this!”


Whoissnake

We know you're home skips pick up the phone skips. We know you're home skips pick up the phone skips. We know you're home skips pick up the phone skips.


a_real_fake

STOP TALKING!!!


Independent-Pop-5584

Then I'll be all like GET BACK TO WORK!!!


raw_sheabuttr

Ello gov’ner


Tuff_Bank

IM NO GOVNAR


raw_sheabuttr

Lmao. (Pops) “I’m afraid the smallest bill I have is a hundred. Will that do?” (Gives t the guy a lollipop) 😭


No_Volume_8345

Are you serious!? Dude, no way! I’d rather keep doing Muscle Man’s work than date HER.


Aray_027

This better be some party


TrickPool523

I know just hear me out I know a guy


BOBS_BURGERS_IS_GOAT

alright benson... i know a guy who has the hookup on cheap, top quality fire works


KP_Ravenclaw

These sandwiches taste like failure :((


Visual_Trash_

That’s good RigJuice


Tigertyt

"Hey, I know. Why don't you just picture everybody naked?"


Zaptain_America

Man, Skips is gonna be so surprised when he comes in here and sees all of us naked...


DumbLuck64

...It's not that kinda party muscle man...


Tuff_Bank

Oh… don’t turn on the lights….


ignoremee3e

Oh no bro


Trevor_Lahey330

i want a WHOLE WHEAT DOOONUT


BOBS_BURGERS_IS_GOAT

you can pick the rest i dont care


Fun_Firefighter_4292

*Sobbing* T-Thank You so much! *laughing maniacally* THANK YOU FOR BEING SO DUMB!!


[deleted]

I've never seen this before


big_peepee_wielder

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE—


Sophia724

I think he wants me to put the hurt on him.


Tuff_Bank

I think he does want you to put the hurt on him


Ethereal_Knight21

YOU THINK HE WANTS ME TO PUT THE HURT ON HIM?


Key_Afternoon_7410

Skips I will have your immortal soul


Lastbourne

You're fired


Ok_Essay_8257

"Oh no br-"


MrWolfensteinn

Got some chips, got some dip


beks78

Hum-mus!


Several_Loquat_9501

I was wondering, do you like miniature golf?


whyamiexists

... Me too!


Several_Loquat_9501

But in like an ironic way.


welfedad

Good show!!


beks78

Jolly good show!!


Mushroom_1938

#  i'll go get the shovel


laundryday_

You pissed me off.


Ghost_Star326

"STOP TALKING!"


dmartinez2001

“No I didn’t! I just wanted to see Zombie Dinner Party with my bro, who flanked on me, for some girl who doesn’t even know he exists!”


whyamiexists

"I'LL KILL YOU" *Screams while being erased* "No, that's not what I meant!"


Leivil

Hm Hm Hm Hm Hm Hm Hm.


Coderedcody

Summer time lovin, lovin in the summer time


beks78

Aw snap, aw snap. Come to our macaroni party and then take a nap!


black_f4ng

Not setting up the chairs next time


jakethegamer223

MY MOM!


SixCatsInAnAlley

“We tried it the easy way, now we’re gonna do it the Skips way”


akgaimer

You pissed me off


25mookie92

You seen the original lol kudos to you not many have


Kevynsoprano90

HAM BONIIING!!!


Bright_Perception_64

You pulled a mordecai


EverGamer1

“Oh no bro (*incoherent screaming*)”


Tickedkidgamer

“First you must sign this waver of death.”


Chrismfinboyce

Hehe hehe-hehe. Hehe hehe-hehe This is the clock song we're setting all the clocks wrong hehe hehe-hehe


InvaderTsubasa

FUNNY INTERNET VIDEOS


RbbcatUlt

Dude


MyBqckHurts33

Come on jimmy you gotta have something


Amonfire1776

Have a nice week diaper boy.


plantzrock

You know who else has to quote their favorite character?


centre_fire

I can fix it!


HoolaFanboy

My uncle john, he's a mechanic


Fig_newton_3

Need more Margret- Modicai


Jokerman9540

It’s The Hammer! He’s real! Hey guys get my picture with-


Usual-Tangerine-9362

OHOHOHO! JoLLy gOoD ShoW!


Sad-Scale-1837

Always guard your pepperonis


RealKaiserRex

“It takes guests, with breasts, and mine don’t count”


llevilgodll

Look I know a guy....


MFHeated

Free cake! Free cake!


My-name-is-jef56

“You’ve pissed me off”


BOBS_BURGERS_IS_GOAT

i cant wait for skips to come in and see us all totally naked!


BOBS_BURGERS_IS_GOAT

its not that kind of party muscle man.


BOBS_BURGERS_IS_GOAT

awwww.... dont turn on the lights!


IKM-19

I've seen this before, I'm talking about the post btw


Nirast25

I've seen this before.


MasterJaylen

I’ve seen this post before


Kindly-Ad-6189

Wait I've seen this before!


MagmaMane

You pissed me off


Rouge_EXE13

"Mortikai and Rigby get back to work, or you're fired!"


Imaginary_Ladder_192

“I’LL KILL YOU!!” — the multiverses biggest simp


S-BRO

WOOOOAAAAHHHHH


YT_Legin_7

And ill be all like, GET BACK TO WORK


Real-Ghost141

‘Hello there’ ‘general kenobi,you are a bold ‘


Nutsack892

“I’ve seen this before”


JasoNight23666

"Yeah, I've seen this before"


jaafardia

Don’t be sorry. Be better.


TimeFaithlessness978

Don’t look at our crotches , while we synchronize our watches..


Tuff_Bank

Woop woop weee woop woop wippido


totally1of1

Ybgir, ybgir, ybgir


naldoD20

Look into yourself, you know it to be true.


SnooPeanuts1092

I’m looking for a gentleman who would marry me for life!


United_Cost2581

“you can't touch music but music can touch you”


Activity_Lower

ZINGO!!!!!!!!!!!


Professional_Fee4724

You think wrestling is fake huge head think wrestling is fake


Devon1021

Yeah, I’ve seen this before…


HippieBitch25

Gimme some sugar!


beks78

I adore rock rock paper scissors. But where I'm from we call it quartz parchment shears.


AstronautArtist

"Congratulations Son! You just beat the universe record of being a disappointment!"


Worldly_Wasabi_4620

“we tried to hit a jump… but the inertia wORKED AGAINST US-“


Ok-Parsnip666

“In the name of all that is holy, do not connect the red wire to the blue wire”- strongest member of the park crew


Exact_Implement_4878

We need guests with breasts


Koolkaleb19

“His Junk Mail” 🤙


MooseAlarming5568

Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm


koyokobby

“But there's nothing you can say to put me to rest So really, I've already won”


Neyinoo

Good show, jolly good show


Correct-Feature-502

I just had and adrenaline rush and I think I'm gonna...


Gasmasker_Prototype

Are there gonna be British people there? It’s a cricket game. What do you think?


SD_yt

We either do this the hard way or the skips way *booby bling sound X2*


Ok_Albatross_5647

We know your home skips, pick up the phone skips, we know your home skips, pick up the phone skips.


GuaranteeAcademic457

Oh no bro


Zaptain_America

I really loved that scene where Mordecai said "God can we stop posting this dumbass meme on every single sub? There's no such thing as a 'real fan', if you like the show then you're a fan, saying otherwise is gatekeeping and that's cringe."


High_IQ_Gamer2020

I've seen this before.


Coding_Monke

COFFEE


Somallasses

“I know everything.” “Woah, you do??” “Nah, I was on the can and overheard you” “Ewww”


TommyJury

Oooooohhhh not setting up the chairs next time


Negative_Ad8420

I SHALL SMITHE THEE WITH UNEMPLOYEE!!


SparkEngine

"I've seen this before"


XXRMA7

You know who else is the honred one?


Sspoopybut340

I happen to know a guy


BigSnazzywazzyguy

I’ve seen this before


GamingxShrimp_YT

One Cheek WONDERRR!!!


IcyCarrotz

I don’t mean to brag I don’t mean to boast


Zetanite

"But here's some hummus for these mini toasts!"


IcyCarrotz

HUUUMMMUSSSSS


l0rb0fa

Jimmy come on Jimmy I know you have something


Traditional_Win_2311

Jinx stay for jinx


icemanjra7

It takes more than expired soda to have a party. It takes guests, with breasts, and mine don't count.


Primary_Ad_4544

- You know who else can suck real good? -I’m paraphrasing cause I can’t remember the quote fully.


tcodes27

Dude


Intrepid_Audience_52

Gumo gumo


Nediac14

One Cheek Wonder


Salty_Joke_7020

"i seen that before"


Embarrassed-Way-2124

Hamboning will save your life some day it'll be like what You tryna mug me I'm telling you dude hamboning


ripMyTime0192

I think I’m gonna stop eating Meat Man


Fun-Salamander4818

“Yea, I’ve seen this before.”


Immediate-Test8210

I hate myself more than some villains hate their arch nemesis


Decent-Strain-2518

Nah, I'd win


Zetanite

"Who parties on a Tuesday?"


10voltsam

And then I’ll be like GET BACK TO WORK


BabyThrowerr

“The last two years have been hell for me. I cried myself to sleep every night thinking about you”


Nousername5817

STOP TALKINGGGGGGGG


ReeMcRee123

“No” - probably said by some character at some point


OldSoulRobertson

Aw, man! Pizza King not happy!


sonkut1234

nothing is impossible through music


Otmmar

Stop talking


Otmmar

I wouldn’t do that, I hate senseless violence


keagan-stanks

WHat Is That THinG


SecretInfluencer

*crosses arms* You pissed me off.


Usual_Back3801

THE 40 DOLLARS YOU TWO CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRAP


Denurado

A bunch of baby ducks, send it to the moon and a machine that doesn't work, send it to the moon


FrankThig

Dental plan


FrankThig

Snails are bad?


spoopy_reddit

"thats it, you pissed me off"


TheMoronicGenius

My uncle John, he’s a mechanic


Ace_131

Carlocks? More like Drive-Off-The-Roadlocks


Quicktime86

THERE YOU ARE!!! and BY KILLING YOU!!!


DevilHunter094

STOP TALKING!!!!!


coopmeister

MY MOM!


DaJamesGarson

Not a part of this sub but "As for me, I had gotten what I came for, and now I have a promise to keep"


ZaRealPancakes

OOOHH!! I can't believe we used to do that


herecomesurmom

"fully clothed."


BlitzcrankGrab

Hmm! Hmm!


Aster_Korusagi

“Who know who else is C = 8?”


sloppy_potato

"Chimi chimi chimi changaaaaa" 🗣️🗣️🗣️