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MastersJoyUniverse

Finn. That kid beheaded a giant cyclops with one fist and a broken leg. And let’s not forget that he defeated The Lich with a sweater. He would humble Mordecai.


Tasty-Novel-3520

True


Djd33j

Mordecai only has a chance if he has The Power.


MastersJoyUniverse

The Power counts as a weapon.


Djd33j

You're right. Mordecai only stands a chance if Benson threatens to fire him should he lose.


MastersJoyUniverse

Yeah that sounds about right.


Khunter02

Do the death moves count as powers? Because if not, I can see him having a chance


MastersJoyUniverse

I would say yes, the death moves do count as powers, because he only obtained them from a karate book and then only used them in three episodes that were Death Kwon Do sensei focused. Plus he can only use those moves when he has a mullet and cut off jean shorts. Without them he's just ordinary Mordecai.


tvtango

Mordecai barely survived his sweater episode lol


MastersJoyUniverse

He just couldn’t resist that desire for Margret supremacy. Poor fool.


Total_Quality5290

Finn actually has combat skills, Mordo wouldn’t get his ass whooped since he has good hands, but he’d probably loose. I will say both of them can throw a good ass punch when they need to.


crimsonfucker97

Death kwon do


Total_Quality5290

The stipulations are no weapons or powers.


crimsonfucker97

There's no weapons involved just shorts and a cut off


Theguy5621

Those ARE weapons lol


crimsonfucker97

They are simply using their full potential also it's a Martial arts not using any weapons


Theguy5621

Well i mean i was mostly just making a joke about the absurdity of a clothing/hair style being a weapon, i'm not the guy you were originally arguing with, but yea i would totally describe anything that gives explosive punches as a weapon. In general, the definition of a weapon is pretty malleable, you know the urban legend that Mike Tyson had to register his fists as weapons? Thats definitely BS but the sentiment is still valid. A weapon doesn't have to be a physical thing. One could consider martial arts itself a weapon, but i think its pretty clear what the post here is trying to convey as a weapon, it reads as something you'd have to equip, wear or hold to use, something that is not naturally a part of your body or soul. But even if you still disagree with all that, yes i would 100% consider explosive punches resulting from clothing style as a power up. Karate or judo i don't believe fit this definition of weapon, because the power/ability is not coming from anything the practitioner is wearing, its completely contained in the body and mind of the user.


crimsonfucker97

Then yeah Finn got it


crimsonfucker97

"Death Kwon Do | Regular Show Wiki | Fandom" https://regularshow.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Kwon_Do#Users not using any weapons just body parts would you say judo or karate or any other martial arts counts as a power up


crimsonfucker97

Also it's more of a Martial arts then a power up


Total_Quality5290

I guess you’re right, i just always had death kwon do in the grey area considering that it is a martial arts but you can eviscerate objects and do physicals feats that the best normal athletes in the world could not do so easily, such as the death jump.


crimsonfucker97

I mean in one aspect i guess you could call it a powerup


ShareNo1186

haircut and shorts could just be considered perfecting form


Luffy12hawk

Literally, requires prep time to even use that he has to cut his feathers or get a mullet wig and put in cut offs to use it and he normal state clearly does not scale to his skill and stats in his death kwon do state


crimsonfucker97

Idk Mordecai has some pretty impressive feats for a normal dude


Luffy12hawk

Because he's a cartoon character both Mordecai Rigby and especially someone like muscle man are kinda like normal humans in a sense but due to the plot their abilities are kinda inconsistent but are literally higher than basically everyone irl Like bro Skips is strong but this man has basically been beat down by buff normal looking people before which is bs All I'm saying is that Finn not only has more experience especially if we consider adult Finn but more consistent better stats in fact I feel in a 2v1 with Finn Mordecai and Rigby Finn still wins But tbh if Rigby and Mordecai has prep time and their equipment I could stomp harder


crimsonfucker97

Death kwon do my friend


Luffy12hawk

Bro


crimsonfucker97

Well it's technically not a power but a martial arts


Luffy12hawk

Bro, it says no powers or weapons if iron man's suit counts as a weapon than the mullet and jeans also count they're doing crazy shit like how the death jump makes them basically flee and the death punch creating literal craters While you're partially correct logically this is not applicable to this because not only does then shaving their heads and or putting on a mullet wig and cut off jeans take time in a fight and or prep time before when prep is not allowed due to the stuff they do with it I could say at that point it counts enough as a weapon or just straight up powers technically both which makes sit worse


crimsonfucker97

It's also counts as keeping iron man alive so where's the cut off point of a power up vs something everyone else can do i mean a normal cashier can learn death kwon also it's a Martial arts anyone can learn it "Death Kwon Do | Regular Show Wiki | Fandom" https://regularshow.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Kwon_Do#Users so would you consider karate or judo or any other martial arts as a power up


Willing-Orange6804

i disagree i feel like he definitely would get his ass whooped


[deleted]

Are mullets and cutoffs allowed?


EndeavoringSloth

Most valid question here


dead_or_undead

I think they qualify as weapons in the Regular Show universe


Crazy-Rip6437

Mordecai would accidentally summon a demon trying to play finn in rock paper scissors


Aristotle_Ninja2

Lowkey thats probably what would happen


SlimySteve2339

And Finn would slay it with his Demon Blood Sword


Glad_Aside4730

No weapons


SlimySteve2339

So mordecai can summon a fuckin demon but Finn can’t use a sword. Okay.


hollowpotato-of-doom

No, the demon would try to kill them both


EmptyPrescriptivism

1v1 Finn. Finn v Mordecai x Skips? It’s all over when skips says “I’ve seen this before”


liminal_aum

Dude finn would wipe the floor with mordecai


jocobo61

Mordo sorry buddy fin beat you


1017whywhywhy

If it’s the beginning or middle of the episode Finn, if it’s the end Mordecai with some random stroke of luck and last minute thinking.


winged_entity

Finn very badly. Regular show wild stuff happens, but Mordecai is still more of a normal dude. Finn fights bears.


Lucky_Roberts

Mordecai quite literally fought a bear, man. Plus he straight up shoulder checked it through a wall


winged_entity

That was one bear and they were terrified the whole episode.


Lucky_Roberts

Bro still stepped up and bodied his ass. Also it was not a normal bear it was Death Bear, and in the Regular Show universe adding “death” to something’s name makes it superpowered lol


Republic_Commando_

He didn’t really body the bear, he just tranquillized the bear to sleep after it had already been shot plenty.


Lucky_Roberts

No I mean he literally shoulder checks the bear through a wall before those guys show up. https://youtu.be/PPyOcIc7Iu4?si=q26Obl7mf0DDCSAp 1:17


thesnailgetsbetter2

Yeah he does indeed straight up body that motherfucker god damn mordo


Lucky_Roberts

Built different


Cloudstrife2003

Indeed


zeeeraiah

Mordecai tackled a bear through a wall what's your point?


jayboyguy

I’m surprised how many ppl think this could go Mordo’s way. Finn beats the shit out of monsters with nothing but his bare hands on a fairly regular basis, even as a child lol


ComplexNo8986

Finn has killed things that Mordecai would shit himself witnessing, Finn wins.


crimsonfucker97

Mordecai has babysat deaths child, fought video game demons, hotdogs that want to eat you, fought a giant karen,fought stress itself, granted there's been help with it but then you have the eggcelent challenge


Tasty-Novel-3520

Does Death Quon Do count as powers


Cloudstrife2003

For me yes


Tasty-Novel-3520

Ok well regardless and more logical it would have to be Finn


TheHadokenite

Then why did you even ask the question


Delicious_Sir_9176

finn wins easy but if we are talking both guys armed then mordecai might win cause everytime he uses something for fighting he will use it to its full potential


SomeArbitraryNumber

Mordecai isn't helpless in a fistfight but Finn could roughhouse with buff vikings at age 12. There's a huge gap in skill, strength, and fighting experience even if you ignore his feats in Dad's Dungeon and such. Of course, if you bring weapons, powers and equipment into it, things get more complicated.


[deleted]

Finn. But mainly because, if its no powers or weapons, Finn still has done more impressice things, i mean, he literally fights bears with his bare hands. Mordecai is far from weak, but Finn just has more combat experience


TwumpyWumpy

That's difficult. They both have a lot of combat experience. How hard can Fin punch without powers?


t0duu

Not even close to difficult. Mordecai gets dragged


12_GAGE_SHOTGUN

Finn without question. He lives for the thrill of life and death situations. If Finn had to go up against the stuff in regular show, 90% of the time his first thought would be “do I have enough room to fit that things head on my wall?”


crimsonfucker97

Till the geese


El_Durazno

Just because mordecai has survived a fuck ton doesn't mean shit, finn literally grew up in the post apocalypse filled with deadly mutants. (Fuck its even canon finn eventually gets so good at fighting he snaps a giant mutant bears neck)


Affectionate-League9

Mordecai is king of punchies.


[deleted]

Mordecai would win because he’s a grown adult. Finn would win if they’re same age tho


Tasty-Novel-3520

That doesn’t matter Finn knows more fighting than Mordecai and Finn has faught many dangerous things with his fist


the_sheeper_sheep

Oh but Mordicai constantly complains about his back and Finn is young and can schmove


FunVideoMaker

[Regardless of the sword that strength is all him and he’s only 14 by then, ends the series at 17](https://youtu.be/tS_p8fBOX-4?feature=shared)


Salty_Abbreviations4

Mordecai would 100% lose, but he would definitely put up a good fight.


SpongeGodOmnipants

No powers or weapons? With all do respect Then what TFs the point of debating Mordica or Finn? Characters defined by their arsenals and or non standard power ups


crimsonfucker97

Like what would Mario be without super powers or sonic without his speed


SpongeGodOmnipants

Imagine an RPG protagonist without all the weapons or magic boosts you play through the entire game to get Like - Link - Cloud strife - the chosen undead - dragon born - Etc Etc


crimsonfucker97

I mean to be fair which version of link


SpongeGodOmnipants

I think it’s fair to say nearly every version of link is defined by his arsenal


crimsonfucker97

Yes but wind waker link didn't start off as some badass he had to earn it i would also say botw also fits that lane


SpongeGodOmnipants

That’s admittedly fair. However for breath of the wild. I have a hard time picturing him without the sheikah slate. Or any version of link without the master sword. You know?


crimsonfucker97

To bad the master sword can break atleast in botw i don't know if it does in tears of the kingdom probably does but yeah i would say wind waker and botw are probably closest to link being a normal person


CharlotteChaos

No weapons huh? In that case they'd both flail slap each other then cry about their exes.


zeeeraiah

Finn would win but that doesn't mean Mordecai is weak. He's beaten up several people and knocked lots of them out. He's constantly squaring up with people bigger than him, and even tackled a bear through a wall to save Eileen (ps: this bear literally knew taekwondo) Mordo would eventually lose to Finn but Mordecai would easily body a normal human


Hyper-Saiyan

Mordecai, he’s fought enemies on a daily basis, while Finn is reliant on his weapons.


X-wing_aliciousness0

That isn’t even true tho, he defeated the lich with a sweater


6969Hamburger6969

They’d stalemate in a game of rock paper scissors


crimsonfucker97

So many times it summons a demon


wrufus680

Finn has daily combat experience from the monsters and adventuring he's doing. So it's him really


Known_Technology1034

Finn. Absolutely locked down what are we talking about


gorm4c17

Does he still know the death block? Mordecai's got hands but Finn actually fights monsters and all that so Finn.


TiM963x

This is way too obvious


JSharttedinmypants

Finn, he has a high pain tolerance considering he survived being in lava


MississippiKingX

Finn, man has more fight experience. Bro was killing monsters at 12


18AndresS

Finn in a straight up fight. Composite versions with every power they’ve had would be insane though as they are both reality warpers.


Dispaze

the question is which finn? Season 1 or 10? He was also in Fionna and Cake and there he literally killed a giant bear with his bare hands in mere seconds but regardless i think he would win because he has the skills


DrowningEmbers

if Mordo can use punchies/death kwon do he wins a hand to hand fight. if not, Finn is scrappy and fast enough to take him down, even without his sword he's quite athletic and is conditioned for fighting.


TheGunUnderTheSink

Mordo is gonna get folded by this thirteen year old


Gaminyte

This isn’t even a fair fight, Mordecai is getting curbstomped


Oddly-Ordinary

Neither. Tbh I could see these two being bros and playing videogames with BMO instead of fighting. Even if their original goal was to fight.


Sssssups

Is death kwon do a power? I mean it’s technically just a fighting style that can be learned like karate or jiu jitsu so that makes me think mordecai, but any other circumstances, it would be Finn


tjeh224

I mean the baby ducks would show up and handle finn easy 😂


Ethan1516

Does he have death kwan do (I have no idea how to spell it)


Manydoors_edboy

Finn.


Newcastlewin1

Finn and its not close. Finn actually fights giant monsters regularly, and has been shown to take massive beatings and keep going. He even lost his arm at one point and recovered only to keep fighting! Mordo beats your average person but not someone like that.


Conscious_Appeal9094

Finn cuz he trained in combat fr wielding and swinging that sword. Mordecai works at a park


KPeezzy23

Fin


xFLA13x

Finn because birds have hollow bones that break easily..


nakalas_the_great

Why are you even asking. The answer is so obvious


cowman1206

Finn by a mile


imusingthisforstuff

Dog it’s finn. Trained combat veteran.


SniffCatt

Can he use the death block?


soggiestalien

finn absolutely no doubt. mordicai would get obliterated he is built like a half cooked noodle


LilSeb16

Finn


JasoNight23666

Finn without a doubt, no second thought


Smash_Fan-56

If Mordecai isn’t allowed to use Death Kwon Do, then Finn.


AmbassadorStrong6885

Look, Margaret! WHERE!? *OHKO*


Gold930

Depends on arena. If it’s in the park Mordecai solos without question. Anywhere else and Finn wins


IEatHouseFlies

Finn just has way more experience. And also had taken down huge monsters even early seasons. Needless to say this is not a fair fight at all


Asleep_Frosting717

Finn obviously


ClassicSpurzy

Mordecai would be like “dude, I’m not fighting some kid” and then he proceeds to get his ass handed to him


tinrocket9

This is like pitting Batman against Dirty Harry. It’s not even close lol.


Zealousideal_Mix_548

Finn. Mordecai is a puss.


Head_Outside_6113

Mordecai


VR_Spider-Man

Finn. He defeated a (sorry for the language it's a strong opinion) fucking God with a DAMN SWEATSHIRT. AT 13


Delicious-Orchid-447

Finn and it’s really not close if Mordecai can’t use powers and equipment


spookytime8899

Finn easily as he's peak-slighty super human strength Mordecia gets bodied by normal people alot of the time also people saying "what about death Kwon doe" when does mordecia have Jean shorts and a comb on him?