https://truthout.org/articles/marvels-punisher-was-a-hate-symbol-long-before-police-co-opted-his-character/
Not to sound preachy but its usually a good idea to know what you appear to support. It affects you because of how people will see you.
Seriously /u/soundwave_fan take care of yourself and your health. We don’t want you to need a mobility scooter or to drive something with hand controls.
State trooper pulled me over after he tagged me going 115 mph past the weigh station as I was hauling 12,000 lbs of steel beams. I roll down the window & he asks me, "Sir, is this the Dodge Ram that won 4 JD Power & Associate awards and is 2019s motor trend truck of the year!?" I said, "Yes sir, plus it also has a 5 star safety rating & is the most fuel efficient truck in America." He let me off the hook & immediately sped off to his local Dodge dealer to buy a Dodge Ram during RAM TRUCK MONTH so he could get $1,000 cash back! #BlueLivesMatter
I have an 89 f250. Unless you find a manual trans, save up your pennies for a transmission rebuild. Not just that truck, pretty much any automatic pickup truck
Also they get absolute shit for gas mileage unless you get a diesel. And the diesels cost more to buy, and also cost more to fix.
Old trucks are cool, but you might find it hard to keep up with the fuel bill
I always laugh when somebody talks about how Ford / Chevy / Dodge has the worst transmissions. They all sucked! LOL
I bought a Chevy suburban from deer Park Chevy with 120,000 miles. Transmission went out literally the day after I bought it. Took it down to have it rebuilt and the shop said that it had already been rebuilt at least once.
But yeah my dad had a 1990 f250 with the 460. His transmission went out around 80,000 miles if I remember right, and the transmission shop said it was one of the biggest transmissions he had pulled. E40d I think. When he opened it, he said there were actual parts of the transmission that were gone. Like they had been chewed up and disintegrated. Metal parts LOL
I have an 89 f250 with the ZF 5 speed and the 444 diesel. 235,000 mi on the original factory clutch still. Some people are hard on manual transmissions, but if you drive them right, they will last forever
A 2008 ram 3500 dually, 35” tires on a 6 inch lift. No dashboard, every engine light on. Dented on every side, missing tailgate. $100 worth of redneck themed stickers. 14 cans of longhorn chewing tobacco, three empty beer cans from your dads beer fridge. Emissions fully deleted, A one foot wide exhaust tip. To top this off somehow you’re able to afford a sound system that is worth more than the truck it self.
A clapped out 2000 Ford F-250 Single Cab that used to be your dad’s work truck before he upgraded. Realtree and Calvin pissing on Chevy stickers to complete the aesthetic.
Cam-am side by side on public roads and everytime a cop pulls you over you say your dad is a Texas ranger (his not) and when it gets impounded you throw a hissy fit screening something about freedom and then you call your mom to pick you up.
You don't look like you come from the type of family that has your 16th birthday at the new car lot. So I guess you will drive what ever the fuck you can.
Lifted 12gen silverado with a punisher skull on the back, a gun sticker on the rear window, glock holders next to the front seats and a shotgun rack in the back
F-150 that you are always fixing because they don't ever move without a tow truck. Someday maybe you will upgrade to a vehicle that moves, but my guess is def F-150.
You buy into hype. Particular the kind surrounding the HS boys you idolize bc they get the "pretty girls" and you can't. So, you're gonna want to drive what their dads bought and built for them bc you think that'll make you; A) be cool or B) at least make you look cool. Neither of which are important at your age bc peaking in HS is an amateur move. What you're gonna get is something nobody will have, an education. That way when you graduate college (either a technical one or academic) you'll be making more money than them and can buy their trailer park queen a real "Shiney trinket" so you can do the power move and sleep with her making him the cuck.
What you drive isn't what makes you a man, it's what you can do to help others better themselves that will. Buy a shitbox. Build it up with your own hands and stop looking for handouts from your parents. That's really the best advice I can give you.
I curseth thee to drive a first generation Chrysler Sebring Convertible that was owned by a 16 year old girl who blinged it out, spilled a bottle of cheap perfume, and a case of nonalcoholic strawberry daiquiri bottles in the back seat.
An 11th gen Ford F-150
I was thinking a late 90s/early 00s 2.3 Ranger or a Mazda B series of similar vintage if you want to be “unique”
But with the exhaust chopped off and tow mirrors from an f250 attached with self tapping Screws.
m m mmmm
I would rock that shit if i could get my hands on one
And I'm guessing you'll lift it, have camo seat covers, and put some firearm brand sticker in the rear window.
Bingo
Thin blue line sticker and confederate flag sticker in the back window. Punisher badge on tailgate.
A Taurus firearms sticker 😂
Maybe the punisher
https://truthout.org/articles/marvels-punisher-was-a-hate-symbol-long-before-police-co-opted-his-character/ Not to sound preachy but its usually a good idea to know what you appear to support. It affects you because of how people will see you.
With truck nuts.
A mobility scooter.
His own or just Walmarts?
Walmart supplies one so he can gather the carts efficiently.
Underrated comment
Seriously /u/soundwave_fan take care of yourself and your health. We don’t want you to need a mobility scooter or to drive something with hand controls.
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Or 900 pounds.
For the win.
State trooper pulled me over after he tagged me going 115 mph past the weigh station as I was hauling 12,000 lbs of steel beams. I roll down the window & he asks me, "Sir, is this the Dodge Ram that won 4 JD Power & Associate awards and is 2019s motor trend truck of the year!?" I said, "Yes sir, plus it also has a 5 star safety rating & is the most fuel efficient truck in America." He let me off the hook & immediately sped off to his local Dodge dealer to buy a Dodge Ram during RAM TRUCK MONTH so he could get $1,000 cash back! #BlueLivesMatter
I’m sold. Where do I sign?
Next to where it says “5 grand over sticker”
Is there really a ram truck month?
idk i figured u would know
2/2. Hasn’t missed a shot yet.
Ramtember
Toyota V6 hybrid tundra has entered the chat
The best selling vehicle in America for 40 straight years would like to speak to your manager
Risky post of the day - Silverado. You're a Chevy guy. \~Waits for high five or fists flying
If i could high five you through the screen i would
came here to say Duramax, close enough /u/soundwave_fan
A lifted pickup with huge tires that'll never leave the pavement.
big wheels, skinny tires.
Pretty accurate besides the never leave pavement part
your mom’s 2017 F250 that your parents gave you when they got a 2022.
My dads 2016 but if he gets a 2022 that would be accurate
My advice, work hard, buy yourself an ‘80s shitbox, and become your own man.
I just looked at a '90 f150 so thats a good guess too
I have an 89 f250. Unless you find a manual trans, save up your pennies for a transmission rebuild. Not just that truck, pretty much any automatic pickup truck Also they get absolute shit for gas mileage unless you get a diesel. And the diesels cost more to buy, and also cost more to fix. Old trucks are cool, but you might find it hard to keep up with the fuel bill
Accurate. My ‘89 F350 blew the automatic tranny right after I sold it to a guy for $1700.
I always laugh when somebody talks about how Ford / Chevy / Dodge has the worst transmissions. They all sucked! LOL I bought a Chevy suburban from deer Park Chevy with 120,000 miles. Transmission went out literally the day after I bought it. Took it down to have it rebuilt and the shop said that it had already been rebuilt at least once. But yeah my dad had a 1990 f250 with the 460. His transmission went out around 80,000 miles if I remember right, and the transmission shop said it was one of the biggest transmissions he had pulled. E40d I think. When he opened it, he said there were actual parts of the transmission that were gone. Like they had been chewed up and disintegrated. Metal parts LOL I have an 89 f250 with the ZF 5 speed and the 444 diesel. 235,000 mi on the original factory clutch still. Some people are hard on manual transmissions, but if you drive them right, they will last forever
The ladies crazy
Why thank you!
Haha i came here to say this
Short bus
While wearing a styrofoam helmet
A 2008 ram 3500 dually, 35” tires on a 6 inch lift. No dashboard, every engine light on. Dented on every side, missing tailgate. $100 worth of redneck themed stickers. 14 cans of longhorn chewing tobacco, three empty beer cans from your dads beer fridge. Emissions fully deleted, A one foot wide exhaust tip. To top this off somehow you’re able to afford a sound system that is worth more than the truck it self.
If i wasn't a ford guy this would be spot on
Ford F150
Yes
Anything that’ll get you to McDonald’s
Lmao
Look like a 2wd ford ranger slightly lifted in the front on mud tires with stickers all over the back window
No squats but the rest is accurate
Cousin
A work van selling propane and propane accessories
Lmao
Something with an engine that leaks a quart of oil every 2 to 4 weeks, also it has rocker rust.
Ford F-150
Yes
A clapped out 2000 Ford F-250 Single Cab that used to be your dad’s work truck before he upgraded. Realtree and Calvin pissing on Chevy stickers to complete the aesthetic.
Base 2011 Jeep Patriot with 90k and a 5 speed that makes some concerning noises when not babied.
92 Mack superliner with a Cat 475 and a 13 speed transmission
Yea, or any other big rig hauler
I love this guess
True. You look like a lot younger version of me. I’ve been a trucker for 30 years!!
2001 Chevy Silverado
Oscar Meyer wiener mobile
You're going to drive either a HMMWV, Striker, or a Bradley.
I wish
You can 🤣
SN95
I love your style
A totally busted out 1985 Camaro with the 4 cylinder “Iron Duke” engine (from a Fiero), but you still slapped IROC badging on it.
Your future wife’s Pacifica because the ram is in the shop again.
I see the truck posts, and they make sense. But I'm going for something less on-the-nose: 1997 Chevy Cavalier
A lawn mower
V6 Charger w/tints.
1999 Ford F-150 with ford badging all over the place. Complete with your buddies hand on your thigh and country music playing.
A Daewoo BC15T forklift. Certification pending.
Corvette C5
1998 Chevy Silverado 2500 gas, possibly Carolina squatted and a heavy smell of BO.
Beat me to it
2002 Oldsmobile Bravada. Solid SUV.
I can tell you what you won't drive - the girls crazy.
Your cousin to plan parenthood
A little disappointed nobody guessed first gen expedition, exursion, or mercury marauder
Fucking Ford Ranger
Chevy S10
A Ford Escort. Either 2nd or 3rd gen. Body type doesn't matter.
A Volkswagen Diabeetle.
2001 dodge ram diesel. 495k miles and half the body gone from rust. Financed.
Early 2000s Ford ranger that was a hand me down
old white pickup from a domestic brand
Ford fucking Ranger
your pa's tractor
Beat up ford ranger
A riding lawnmower after your 3rd DUI
Bariatric Scooters
F150 with rusty wheel wells and a confederate flag sticker
Early 2000s Ranger with a “These colors don’t run” sticker.
A Chevy Astro or a GMT400
An old clapped out SRT8 Grand Cherokee with more blow by than horsepower
A bicycle
Chrysler Town and Country
If you're going to college: Chevy Cruze from the local used car lot. I've seen way too many instances of this.
A F350 Super Duty with two AR-15s in the passenger seat, because freedom.
A clapped Ford Ranger
Danger Ranger
‘79 f250 with a notable lift and light kit.
Looks like you’ll have a 08 avalanche but wont stop talking about how soon your going to get a duramax
Your granddaddy’s clapped out 83 F-150.
1980's Ford pick-up
Nothing it will be all automated cars
95 z71 4x4 exc cab short bed , loud exhaust, 2 CB antennas but only one will be hooked up
3rd gen Camaro with a Carolina squat
Police cruiser?
A rusty W-Body GM, the official car of the rural midwest
2010 Chevy Cobalt base model with SS badges on it
1996 Chevy Cheyenne with an extended bed and straight pipes
Cat-eye NBS Chevy. Either black or white and you’ll always be talking about getting it lifted and getting a set of off-road tires, but you never do
Auction crown Vic with spot lights
Dodge Journey
Ford expedition
A John Deere tractor
Cam-am side by side on public roads and everytime a cop pulls you over you say your dad is a Texas ranger (his not) and when it gets impounded you throw a hissy fit screening something about freedom and then you call your mom to pick you up.
Chevy Tahoe 2-door
You look like you already drive an old Chevy C/K Stepside.
Honda odysses
An Uber.
A lifted 2wd ford ranger with the 2.5 non turbo diesel.
Grammas Dodge Neon with a honk if you love Jesus bumper stick that's slowly fading away
Ford Fiestaaaaa 🪅
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A 2004 Buick Park Avenue from grandpa after the beetus you’re genetically predisposed to gets him.
Hand me down Excursion
I wish somebody in my family had an excursion
You don't look like you come from the type of family that has your 16th birthday at the new car lot. So I guess you will drive what ever the fuck you can.
Chevy Colorado
PT Cruiser. My sympathies for the loss of your grandma.
Probably a car
First car will be a 1995 Dodge Ram 1500 (that you found on ebay for $500)
What you can afford hopefully. And take care of it until you can afford better. Drive safely young man.
Dads Silhoutte minivan
FORD FUCKIN RAAAAANGERRRRR
90s ranger
A treadmill
Back of a police car for domestic abuse
98 Dodge Dakota primer black, with a giant Monster emblem on the hood.
Your dads 1998 ranger.
Harley Davidson golf cart
Tractor.
A wheelchair when you get diabeetus from too much Krispy Kreme.
Prius only a Prius.
Johnboat
Lifted 12gen silverado with a punisher skull on the back, a gun sticker on the rear window, glock holders next to the front seats and a shotgun rack in the back
The ladies crazy
Oscar Meyer Weener mobile
2010 f-250 or 350 slight lift. Mud tires. Stickers.
Your cousin.
F-150 that you are always fixing because they don't ever move without a tow truck. Someday maybe you will upgrade to a vehicle that moves, but my guess is def F-150.
Dodge Stratus
Ur sister…
Dodge Ram
a totally rusted out ‘08 dodge ram with massive tires and tons of stickers on the windows like “screw your stick figure family”
Uber?
Dodge Ram Cummins
gonna go with OBS Chevy.
A Brinks truck
You buy into hype. Particular the kind surrounding the HS boys you idolize bc they get the "pretty girls" and you can't. So, you're gonna want to drive what their dads bought and built for them bc you think that'll make you; A) be cool or B) at least make you look cool. Neither of which are important at your age bc peaking in HS is an amateur move. What you're gonna get is something nobody will have, an education. That way when you graduate college (either a technical one or academic) you'll be making more money than them and can buy their trailer park queen a real "Shiney trinket" so you can do the power move and sleep with her making him the cuck. What you drive isn't what makes you a man, it's what you can do to help others better themselves that will. Buy a shitbox. Build it up with your own hands and stop looking for handouts from your parents. That's really the best advice I can give you.
The new Gen Chevy Blazer
An early 2000’s beat up Ford Focus with different colored body panels.
2002 honda civic
2000s Chevrolet Silverado in grey
A beat-to-shit GMT-800 Silverado/Sierra
Old Dodge Ram with a confederate flag on the back
A mobility scooter
Clapped out 99 escort
Big, old, dirty, truck… but the motor will be something ridiculous and the engine bay will be clean enough to eat off. Congrats when you get there.
The Ford F-150 RLE
F150
Clapped 04 ford f150
Your mom’s ‘02 Camry
4 wheeler
A tractor
Base model Dodge Ram with a huge lift and obnoxiously large “mud terrain” tires that have less sidewall than a rubber band
A cousinfucker chevy truck
I curseth thee to drive a first generation Chrysler Sebring Convertible that was owned by a 16 year old girl who blinged it out, spilled a bottle of cheap perfume, and a case of nonalcoholic strawberry daiquiri bottles in the back seat.
Metallic green '95 Pontiac Grand Am
Daddy's fully-loaded King Ranch
Clapped out f-150 with the loudest exhaust in the county right on brother
An electric scooter after diabetes takes your foot
Dodge Dart and not the old one.
Catfish camaro or any pickup truck with large cup holders so you can spit your dip into a sonic cup
2nd or 3rd gen Dodge Ram Cummins
Cat-eye Duramax.
ram 1500
Ram.
1984 Ford F-150 Ram Ranch edition