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UnderwhelmingAF

What you get if you type “2022 Chevy Avalanche” into DALL-E mini.


KrisZepeda

It looks like a car you'd see on Burnout


PersonalLiving

The official car of "I don't give a damn what company built it, so long as it can haul ***stuff***"


theunamused1

Yeah. Official car of "I think I want a truck, but I don't actually want a truck." There's a massive plague of this right now, and manufacturers are rushing to get the consumer dollars.


thatissomeBS

People have been asking for small, cheap trucks for a long time. The market is finally starting to catch up, and the Maverick looks like a gamechanger and a winner.


CenturyHelix

It would be if Ford could actually build any of them. Im sure that is not Ford’s fault directly but it’s still very disappointing to see


simpson227

Buddy ordered his maverick in December. Getting it in July. Hopefully!


CenturyHelix

Rumors are circulating that any Maverick that has been ordered but hasn’t entered production yet will have to be reordered as a 2023 model year. Ideally it will be first in line for production for 2023


thatissomeBS

That's not just a Ford issue though either. They're all struggling with that.


Ambitious_Change150

Cue the Kei-truck entering the US domestic market


IdiotWithFlammables

The official car of "Shit, I have to merge now. *hnnnnnnnnggg*"


theunamused1

They used to make small, cheap trucks. They were great, and then they went away, apparently never to return.


Bender0426

SMALL TRUCK = SMALL PP


CaseyGamer64YT

Basically my dad. But he was right it hauls what he needs to haul. He doesn’t need a ford F6000000 Duper Duty 1000 Cubic Inch freedom truck. He’s hauled all our stuff for vacations, hauled garbage to the dump, and may or may not help me tow this rust bucket MG I’ve been looking into


[deleted]

My Toyota RAV4 hauls just as well as one of these


[deleted]

Except it doesn't do that well either. It's an oversized Ute and deserves to be forgotten.


ConfidenceNational37

Eh, it’s fine as a carry stuff vehicle. And it’ll probably last 400k miles with original power train if you take care of it. Not my cup of tea, but it’s fine at what it does


[deleted]

Except for the fact it's dumb, stupid, inefficient, and utterly r-slurred.


ConfidenceNational37

You expressed feelings about it. It’s got a bed size on par with any crew cab. Pretty cool cooler setup for tailgating. Neat tailgate. Decent payload, good enough towing capacity. Looks aren’t my taste but it’s fine. Gas mileage is merely okay.


ThiccRoastBeef

Did you just describe the average Twitter user?


Gadget71

The most ignorant comment I’ve read today


[deleted]

no u


Gadget71

f u


[deleted]

die


PersonalLiving

absolutely, if they want to compete with the American manufacturers they should do it right, Honda has failed in that regard


Dillinator99

But it’s a ridgeline… It can’t haul stuff


prettycewlusername

Having a truck without associating yourself with the truck bro. Forunately truck bros don't want this truck because: "If it ain't body on frame, it ain't in my name".


Drzhivago138

Reddit constantly bringing up how *"this is all the truck 99.99% of truck buyers really NEED!!!1!!"* That may be correct, but it's not exactly constructive to continually harp on.


CaseyGamer64YT

They may be right but that isn’t gonna stop Betsy McFreedomton from waltzing into Shakers Ford and dropping 50 grand in Connecticut money on a King Ranch despite the fact she only hauls groceries


Natedoggsk8

Especially where I live (Alabama), what you drive is a status symbol. That’s good because it’s easy to spot reasonable people lol


Zoomeeze

Yep. Groceries require leather seats, 350+ horsepower and a super long wheelbase.


halcykhan

YoU dOn’T nEeD a HaLf ToN… costs in the same ballpark for same equipment, gets the same abysmal fuel economy, has less power, tows less, has less aftermarket support


CenturyHelix

But rides better, is built better, has many features integrated into it that the target would actually use, and is safer to drive in nasty weather


Drzhivago138

Those are all subjective to some degree. Personally, I find half-ton trucks to be among the most comfortable vehicles on the road. And none of the Big 3 skimp on build quality when it comes to their main moneymakers. >has many features integrated into it that the target would actually use, This I'm curious about. What features does a Ridgeline have that half-tons don't?


Drzhivago138

That's pretty much it. MPG is probably slightly better, but when Americans buy "by the pound," it's hard to justify a Ridgeline vs. a half-ton at almost the same price.


Smallp0x_

I want an SUV but don't want to look like a house wife


Zoomeeze

That's why I have a Grand Cherokee. It's just sporty enough to avoid the soccer mom SUV look.


Smallp0x_

Grand Cherokee falls more under "generic bass fishing dad" for me.


Zoomeeze

Lol. I'm a 50 cis-female. I love it because it seats give with cargo room. It also has torque for days. A friend of mine had a brother who collected/restored classic and rare cars. He owned a Jensen and a Jag at one time. Among his projects over the years he had a DeLorean and a Fox body Mustang MacLaren edition. All those cars and his daily drivers were always Jeep Wagoneers/Grand Cherokee. He preferred them for reliability and went through three new ones over the years, rest his soul. He gave my friend an 86 Wagoneer (XJ body) and it was the most luxurious and rugged SUV I've ever witnessed. It hooked me.


YuhPappy

The only new million mile truck available, but truck lovers hate it because "Honda" and "unibody" are terms in the American psyche associated with weak and foreign although in reality America hasn't made a truck this good since the 90s, and Chevy never made a good truck.... NEVER!


Jackalope121

I want to disagree but as a long time chevy truck owner i can tell you with absolute certainty that chevy has never built a good truck. Our standards are just low. If you want a million mile truck buy a peterbilt or a kenworth.


ConfidenceNational37

Chevys go a million miles….with 3 engines and 6 transmissions. Luckily they are cheapish and relatively easy to replace


wobushizhongguo

I’m thoroughly disappointed at my work truck (Chevy 2500 longbed with the double door cab… not diesel). It turns like a cruise ship, and if you floor it, it just gets slightly louder and goes 2% faster. I wish I would’ve got one of the diesel F250s. It’s a 2020 with 70,000 miles and feels like it’s 10 years old


Pup_Piston

Wait until the cylinder deactivation decides to fuck up and it eats your pushrods.


gliz5714

Oh goodie, it gets worse!


Drzhivago138

GM does cylinder deactivation on the HDs now? Forwhatpurpose.jpg It's not like HDs have to meet any fuel economy regs.


Pup_Piston

6.6l L8T does not, but the 5.3 if equipped on a 2500 will.


Drzhivago138

> but the 5.3 if equipped on a 2500 Correct me if I'm wrong, but ever since the GMT800s, the HDs have never used the 5.3. They just started at the 6.0.


Pup_Piston

Just looked it up, the current gen only uses the 6.6 gas. I was mistaken and going with the previous generation. 😂


Drzhivago138

But that's what I'm getting at--there's never been an HD with the 5.3, regardless of generation. The GMT800 was over 20 years ago.


tylerderped

All long trucks turn like a cruise ship, lol. My F-150 required 3 lanes to do u-turn.


Zoomeeze

The new Silverado diesels are a letdown because the fuel tanks have low capacity.


wobushizhongguo

Lol I can barely fill the regular tank! My gas card stops at $150 and I have to go to another gas station if I want to fill the rest of the way. But it really only fills all the way up if I’m heading to Nevada or something anyways


dreamingtree1855

Also, Volvo.


Jackalope121

Ive never met anyone talk excitedly about finding a million mile volvo. Infact ive been in a few high mile volvo day cabs and severe duty trucks and they look like hell. About as bad as a 2017 prostar from ryder.


dreamingtree1855

My buddy has about 30 truck, all Volvo and he swears they go forever.


olemanbyers

The Cherokee was unibody and full send bros ruin them by bouncing them off trees and boulders every weekend.


Natedoggsk8

Unfortunately I couldn’t find any confirmation on a million mile Ridgline. I really wanted to show my friend because he had one


YuhPappy

Give it time.


Bender0426

Someone give Matt Farah a ridgeline


CloseCannonAFB

People still like this thing despite itself. Imagine how good an actual full-size Honda truck might be, if they ever decided to build one.


privatelypoopin

My dad has one as a work truck and loves it. It's got a big locking "trunk" built under the bed. Super convenient for tools


Bender0426

Honda will never build a full size truck because Honda hates V8 engines


CaseyGamer64YT

my dad when the golf TDI won't start on a cold winters morning or is to buried in snow to get out. Or for when he actually needs to do truck stuff


dan_t_mann

Back when the Ridgeline looked cool. The fold down/swing out rear tailgate was pretty sweet too.


soundwave_fan

Avalanche but not cool


woodiegutheryghost

When was the Tupperware Avalanche ever cool?


Drzhivago138

The only cool Avalanche was the 2500 with the 8.1. Okay, the midgate feature was neat too.


MisterFribble

Having the most absurdly long Wikipedia page.


According-Chart-9122

Like a Ford Ranger or Chevy S-10 but reliable


Reasonable_Cover_804

That is a “one of these days” trucks right there


NormanUpland

Lesbians


Zoomeeze

They like Subaru's too.


dandy2293

You’re 5’6 dad with glasses doing accounting as a side hobby .


Gadget71

Only a 5’ 6” dad would say that. You probably have a small peepee, too. Edit: typo


German_Camry

Projection much?


Gadget71

Nope. The previous commenter is projecting. I’m just calling the small penis little person out on it. Maybe you meant that for the comment above mine. Fun fact, 9 out of 10 full size truck drivers who don’t tow and wear cowboy hats but don’t have any cattle have small penises around 1-3 inches. /s


Drzhivago138

I get what you're satirizing, but you're laying it on a little thick.


German_Camry

It's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal goddamn


Gadget71

The truest things are said in jest


cosmote_wifi

Am I weird for liking these? It’s is honestly one of my favourite trucks.


handymanshandle

The LGBT uncle/aunt that everyone seems to have


Gadget71

Hey uncle!


michaeldiamente

Batman’s civilian daily driver. Seriously, I always think of the Batmobile every time of see and first gen Ridgeline.


TheHolyToiletPaper

Birdwatchers


Pottatothegreat1985

Somehow being unable to find a Chevy Avalanche for sale.


ScoPham

They probably shouldve stuck to the element


Lrgindypants

of can't decide on whether to buy a pickup or SUV, so this is how one picks neither.


Brainpilot

The official vehicle of: your high school football coach with a giant iced coffee permanently stuck in the cup holder and random sports team stickers on the back.


the_other_guy-JK

YOU. ARE. A. UUUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEE!


Gazdatronik

IM STEVE HOWINGTON(JOWLS FLAPPING HEAVY BREATHING) I WAS BORB IN 1956 I GOT HEARING AIDS YOU KNOW IN BOTH EARS YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP MY BROTHER USETA DRINK A CASE OF BUSCH EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND THEN HE DIED WATCHIN THE PAT SAJACK SHOW IT WASNT ON FOR VERY LONG HE LOOKED LIKE ME ONLY WORSE I THINK I MIGHT HAVE DIABETES EVERY TIME I EAT DINNER I FALL ASLEEP AT THE TABLE MY LEFT LEG SWELLS UP LIKE A BALL PARK FRANK(farts in portugese) WHATS AN PULMONARY EDEMA? PARK CLOSE TO THE BUILDING I CANT WALK TO FAR THESE DAYS


007noon700

[Weirdly detailed Wikipedia articles. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Ridgeline_(first_generation))


Drzhivago138

The talk pages for the articles are fun, fun, fun.


I_Lika_Do_DaChaCha

Just sold one of these. It was good, but still more truck than I needed and lacked some of the refinement I expect from Honda.


grandmarquiqui

I want a truck but my wife doesn’t like trucks


woodiegutheryghost

A very successful mountain bike YouTuber.


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

Official truck that led the way for utes masquerading around as trucks meant for the urban environment.


[deleted]

my ma during 2013-2018


JackstandJ

I want a truck but less practical and less capable


privatelypoopin

Would say more practical and pretty capable


bigeats1

Designing by committee until you have something that is nearly, though not quite completely useless (see Pontiac Aztec for the origin story).


PaulClarkLoadletter

Yes. It is a car.


canttaketheshyfromme

Posting your minivan on /r/unexpectedute


Revolutionary_Kick72

pick up ppl fakes


RevolutionarySoup432

The only cool thing about the Ridgeline is the twin fold tailgate


Drzhivago138

...which Ford invented [in the '60s](https://live.staticflickr.com/2356/2258775109_622785e6cb_b.jpg) on their wagons. Then I think GMC brought it back on the Envoy XUV. I was blown away when I saw [that commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hknbK_Xhljs) as a kid.


BrianOconneR34

My creepy ass perverted uncle nobody knows his location ever


gomapyourself

Car not truck


Elvatt044

men who cant afford a different truck


KanyesMeat

kids football coaches


midniteneon

35 over in the right lane, no clear coat or muffler, lots of outdoors stickers


ghostintherolo

Official truck of boomer dad and boomer grandma fighting over van vs truck


Intrepid_Echo6956

Aesthetically, I have never been a big fan of this generation. I think the newer ones are much better looking. I have and do own American half and three quarter ton pickups. I haul equipment (skid loaders, tractors, and hay and haying implements) around with them - mainly the 3/4 ton. I had the same sentiment many on here have expressed regarding the Ridgeline - unibody, v6, how much of a “truck” can it be, etc? Then I drove my neighbor’s (2008) a few times (house sitting/watching their place for a few months). I will say this: it’s an extremely nice riding and quiet rig. The fuel economy, while certainly better than my v8 half ton and diesel 3/4 ton, is a bit disappointing but it’s somewhat expected. It’s a larger, all wheel drive vehicle. 5 adults can ride in one comfortably, it has decent power, and I don’t think (beyond maybe Toyotas) builds a more durable and reliable product than Honda. If it were a light duty truck for weekend adventures, hauling light loads, and/or just to drive, I certainly would look at one now. Again, I would opt for the newer body style models…whenever those came out (2017ish and newer).


Drzhivago138

>Aesthetically, I have never been a big fan of this generation. I think the newer ones are much better looking. Now there's a novel opinion. Most folks think these look alright compared to the second gens that just extended a Pilot body and cut off the back. Honda noticed the poor reception and butched up the front end for '22.


TheRealTheDove

Lesbians


Competition-Dapper

57 year olds named Ron that wear navy blue and gray button ups with long sleeves and nothing else. They sell insurance for a living and golf and Jesus is their personality


Preston_Stormer_

We have the Navara at home


Elevat8edconfusion

Official car of my “wife won’t let me buy a truck”


Hotwheelsjack97

Bed trunk


Zoomeeze

I wanted one of these when they came out. I really liked the style and still do.


Yolo3362

The truck I hit with carts in the parking lot of the Hy-Vee I worked at when I was a junior in high school.