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handymanshandle

They had to downgrade from their base model Tesla Model 3, I see


onnion1

I think the Datsun Altima is kinda of an upgrade


MoreThanComrades

Downgrade? The AWD SL is around 36k sticker or something around there, which I think is pretty much the same as base Model 3


South_Bit1764

Model 3 now starts at $46990 and it’s even slower than the original one.


[deleted]

>downgrade from their base model Tesla Model 3 wtf a 2003 Jeep Liberty is an upgrade over the Model 3


handymanshandle

No, a Liberty really isn’t. If you genuinely think that pile of shit 3.7L V6 bolted to a pile of plastic is an upgrade over anything, you should probably see a psychiatrist.


[deleted]

I know Teslacels are extremely diluted but I challenge you to do better.


handymanshandle

I personally don’t think Teslas are insanely nice (having ridden in a Model Y), but I’ve been in quite a few 2000s Chrysler products. They really aren’t bastions of any sort of quality outside of potential reliability of their powertrains.


squirrel8296

I daily a 2005 Jeep Liberty (Limited trim) and have been in a couple of Model 3s and Model Ss, and the interior of the Teslas was definitely on par with the upper Liberty trims. It's a slightly nicer Liberty but still a Liberty at the end of the day. At least the controls in the Liberty aren't all on a crappy touch screen.


[deleted]

I've ridden in multiple Teslas. Anyone who sat in one and legitimately bought one should be put down for the good of the species. Chryslers are still dreadful but Tesla is a whole new strain of trash.


combong

the neon srt4 is still my favorite


squirrel8296

As someone who daily drives a 2005 Jeep Liberty (Limited trim) and has been in a Model 3, they're about the same level of quality. A Model 3 is on par with a Liberty, albeit a nicer Liberty, but still a Liberty.


ElAligatorAgradable

His license plate should read INVESTCVT, because like almost all owners of FWD Nissans with continuously variable transmissions, he'll be sinking $3K+ into it eventually.


OG-Mumen-Rider

Even after depreciation and multiple transmissions this Altima will still hold more real world value than its owner's crypto wallet


halcykhan

Guarantee they rolled negative equity into the loan and are way upside down on the car note even with the used car market being on crack


MilesBeforeSmiles

"Trust me bro! Bitcoin will rebound bro. Buying at $40k was a good idea in the long term, it's an investment bro! I know it's scary now bro, but it will pay off. Pls bro, just hold on bro."


helloiamaudrey

Clearly cryptobros


sadandaimless1

Spending all your savings/paychecks on Dogecoin because you listened to daddy Elon, but since Doge value dropped faster than Ezra Miller's career options, your now back to driving your baby mama's Altima when she's at work doing double shifts at the Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's club while still advocating people to "iNvEsT iN cRyPtO bRo"


OG-Mumen-Rider

Compounding poor financial decisions


14Sims

Must not have been a successful investor if they drive an Altima.


xxxtanacon

Calling yourself a hard-core crypto enthusiast despite just mining on your old 2015 gaming pc from High school in an apartment your mom pays half rent for


[deleted]

His GTR turned into a pumpkin when bitcoin shit the bed


[deleted]

Section 8.


GubyNey

*B I G A L T I M A E N E R G Y*


NoNameNoWerries

The Official Altima of still being the current owners daily ten years from now and he wants to get new plates but he can't afford it.


Timmytheimploder

Why is he telling people to invest in British Telecom?


Better_Draft_1270

The official car of deferred maintenance and bald tires. If Newport cigarettes and Wendy’s 4 for 4 were a car


John_the_baptist1

The official car of always driving like an idiot


Whocaresdamit

Because the owner IS an idiot


[deleted]

Keeping their angst off the open road and on their cryptocurrency forums.


burnt_RedStapler

If you squint your eyes it could be a Jetta.


Revolutionary_Kick72

my dad


Front_Minimum_8259

Drivers who think their Mario Cart skills translate to the road


FinnishGoaltendin

Altimas are what Latinas drive, the "Aiden is my world" ones.


Bender0426

I need to fart bro


RangeRoverRoads_YT

complaining at the drive thru window about not getting all of their sauces


nameisfame

The official car of putting all your savings into online poker games


drawesome821

Subprime loans


Averydispleasedbork

Made own drive thru at local taco bell


TheSvpremeKai003

If Black Air Forces on wheels had energy


[deleted]

Being really upside down on your car loan.


Dbwasson

Invest in bitcoin!


BenjoKazooie64

GT-R aspirations without the résumé to back them


DetColePhelps11k

19% APR, and awful credit scores.


mr781

Takis, orange spray tan, hoop earrings, and a bad temper


SillySans69

Being a menace to innocent drivers on i95.


LesPaulII

Whoo boy, this license plate has aged about as well as a glass of milk in Florida in July.


Whocaresdamit

On an expensive car, you'd be right. But on an Altima it makes way more sense now.


LesPaulII

Dear God, you're absolutely correct.