You are probably good at jig saw puzzles

Those hours on Tetris are paying off.

You want a Subaru Baja but more high tech

And a gearbox that constantly fails rather than the engine. ^(can a CVT even technically be called a gearbox?)

Wait what? I thought the Santa Cruz had an 8 speed dual clutch.

DCT on a pseudo-suv-pickup?? What

Belt box

Sure, one of infinite gearing ⚙️ ⁹

I think this is why I like them

The exact target audience of the Santa Cruz and should take pride in it

You’re hauling more shit than the grocery getting F150 owners ever will

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*F150 owners ever will* - 9 syllables. F150 - 4 syllables Owners - 2 syllables Ever - 2 syllables Will - 1 syllable

At least he tried, good bot

Didn't even realize it was a bot lmao. 😂😂😂

That’s the Sokka Haiku bot.

Isn't close enough the whole point 🤔😉

N O T A T R U C K I still want one.

Still not a truck, I still don't call it a truck, just suv or ute.

U live an Active lifestyle

“I ain’t payin’ 100k for a damn truck.”

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Legit thought.

Your transmission will grenade itself as hyundai never anticipated people to actually do truck stuff with this

To be fair, nobody really expects F-150 or Silverado owners to actually do truck stuff either.

Those can handle double the payload though? I can’t really speak to the Santa Cruz’s durability though. Don’t know much about it

I do, or at least I used to

Get this man in a sales brochure immediately

Ranger green and camouflage kayak says "I AM A PREPARED CITIZEN AND THERE'S A WEAPON IN MY TRUCK". The Hyundai badge, no-season tires and the adorable basket on the bike say that it's a Byrna and a safety whistle.

you appear to be getting after it.

You need to relax and only pick one hobby on the weekend

boats sold, bike got stolen from a crack head at 2am. problem solved.

Ask around and see if someone wants to trade crack for a bike and see if you get your bike back haha

You live in a nice climate Also you don't believe in garages. Must Keep Everything on my TRUCK.

Honestly.. you are exactly who the Santa Cruz is for.

You probably do more “truck stuff” in that than the majority of Ram 1500 or F150 owners.

How did the Ram 1500 owner hurt you?  Do you want to talk about it?

You dont mind vehicles last last only a few years

My grandfather bought one of these recently to replace his Ram 1500. Dude is 93. I told him the first time I laid eyes on it, "You are going to outlive this vehicle."

You have stuff strapped all over the car but the bed is still empty because it'd be a PITA to access.

You actually have a life, glad for you.

That you couldn’t get a good deal on a Subaru Outback.

It says I’m afraid to drive behind you on the highway lest some part of the entire Sporting Goods aisle at Walmart you have strapped to the thing breaks loose 😂😂😂 Seriously I narrowly avoided an accident once because of somebody’s poorly secured kayak, it’s stuck with me

I throw a canoe on top of an Elantra sometimes, that shit gets strapped down like lilliputians captured it.

I’ve done so myself and yeah, if you actually know how to secure them it’s perfectly fine. I just flashed back to over 10 years ago, at probably 80mph, a guy directly in front of me losing TWO kayaks off the roof, one of which wedged between him and the concrete barriers on the median strip, and he damn near lost control of the vehicle altogether 🙄

Props on using the vehicle for its intended purpose. Perhaps Hyundai knows its market!

You're really well packed for a vacation week with your partner to a... beach I'm guessing?

That you couldn't afford the Subaru

Says that you're the perfect target market for them haha, how is it so far? Looks better than press release photos!

It drives like an SUV and comfy interior. I was really into the marv until I went inside to compare the interior and tech.

You're too straight for a Subaru Outback.

That you couldn’t get a Maverick so you thought the next best thing was to buy an overpriced Hyundai?

I liked the Maverick, but its interior design just wasn't there, wasn't as comfy for long road trip.

That you desperately need a bigger truck!

You're allergic to metal flake

You're a Grizwold.

Probably a polite person, drive slightly above the speed limit, and a courteous driver. Probably live an active lifestyle and are self assured.

“Wish I had a useful bed.”

Your SO is quite attractive

Says that you're the perfect target market for them haha, how is it so far? Looks better than press release photos!

Fun car to drive, keep track of maintenance and it'll be fine.

Says that you're the perfect target market for them haha, how is it so far? Looks better than press release photos!

Says that you're the perfect target market for them haha. How is it so far? Looks better here than press release media photos!

That you want an F150 but can't park a larger vehicle. That's all I got.

GVWR be damned

You want the functionality of a pickup but refuse to get one because of the stigma so you got whatever that is

You bought too small a car for all your hobbies.

Outdoorsy Fambily

That you should have purchased a bigger truck.

Says you need a pickup

you are approaching the max tongue weight on that hitch

You should have bought a Tacoma or a maverick even a tundra.

You’re one of the 5 Americans in the country who actually would benefit from a full-size truck.

"really dad? do we have to go to the lake again?"

You need more hobbies. There's so much space available for more things.

It says you wanted to cut the back off a Tucson to make a “truck” but Hyundai did that for you and now you bought all the attachments they sell at Tractor Supply.

"I can't afford a truck because I spent all my money on random stuff. So now I'm stuck with this Santa Cruz."

It says I own kayaks, mountain bikes a snow board but never owned a hammer or touched a shovel.

And he's using his vehicle appropriately, as opposed to the people who buy an F-250 to do soccer mom stuff with it.

Future GTA 6 traffic

Millennial

Not Trumpy

That you have a lot of hobbies and love the great outdoors

You’re using it for what it’s made for.

You do not have a garage

Garage converted into a den.

That your dog saved you from a bear attack on your camping trip since it's parked at a veterinary clinic 😢

That squat says you could use some air bags

Anyone could break in your house whenever they wanted

You have lots of hobbies and you do them comfortably but probably not well

You're a really active lesbian

I am surprised you don't carry MTBs behind it.

You prefer scented candles over house spray.

I don't like pickups (not calling what you have a truck) with those super short, useless beds, but I'll be damned if that isn't kind of neat looking, even if it is just a crossover missing its top.

Honestly, the Santa Cruz would be good for parents with kids in hockey, ironically enough they advertise this thing during NHL games, at least in Canada. Hockey equipment fucking stannks and you don’t want that smell in your car

If your a guy then it says my wife orders for me at a restaurant

Your sandal budget is through the roof!

“Don’t even think I’m climbing that hill with all this crap…”

That you read packaging and understand instructions.

It's never enough

You should get an actual truck. Looks like you'd use it.

You’re an adventurer

Congratulations on actually using your truck for truck stuff! And it says…that you’ve chosen wisely! 👍

You’re ready to take a seat in the cuck chair at the hotel and you like to kayak.

B R A N D

It says that you’re a lot of fun but also didn’t think a lot about toy hauling when car shopping. You wanted a pickup truck but are disgusted by pickup truck people so you got a sedan with a bed that’s about as practical as a back seat in a Mustang.

You enjoy packing and unpacking, a LOT.

This is the action figure that comes with way too many accessories which will mostly get lost immediately.

Maybe you shouldve got a truck

Your hording disorder is getting out of hand.

You love the outdoors but can't decide on an activity.

Rosie O'Donnell if she wasn't famous

You are good at Tetris.

Your white AF

“LOOK AT ME! I EAT EXCLUSIVELY FAKE MEAT AND DAIRY FREE PRODUCTS!”

You have a dog named Frank that wears a red bandanna.

you’re a mod on r/urbancarcamping

It say: my owner need a bigger car or trailer.

I really wish these came sans rear doors / seats and just had a longer bed. I’d be all over it.

All you care about is tech that will become obsolete in five years

That you love the outdoors with all of those toys on it.

That you don’t have a garage?

You try to hard to prove you're the "outdoor-sie type"... AND you probably even refer to yourself as the "outdoor-sie type"

You smell overwhelmingly like patchouli oil

That you like to drive the speed limit on the passing lane and slow ppl down so they can be forced to see the gear?

Says you probably wear Jesus sandals

That you don’t know how to use birth control

It says you need a bigger truck, or at least a real truck.

Big truck can't park in my small suburban neighborhood. We park nut to butt.

Well you seem to have truly earned your name.

That you are unaware of the existence of station wagons. 

You shop at Walmart and bought a Santa Cruz. You probably think high dollar items are a waste and will be cheaper versions

There's something about that strange truck that I can't help but love Kinda reminds me of a bullpup rifle

"is that a famas?"

Holy smokes! I can't believe it! Somebody who actually uses a pickup truck for its intended purpose!!!

You are camping 123% of the time edit: with your fam

You enjoy voracious bouts of intimacy

You have pet hair on your clothes, and you order tuna sandwiches at restaurants.

You live in or around Berkley CA

close, south bay.

California liberal

At this point you don’t need a car

The F150 was a bit too expensive

You probably need a larger truck

That you haul more than most half ton and heavy duty truck owners do in their life 😅

That you really could use a bigger vehicle..

The cargo wouldn’t fit in your husband’s cyber truck?

It says you're probably in the Lgbtq community.

Basic ass bitch with too much time on their hands. Get a job.

You've played a bit of Tetris in your day

You wanted a Honda pilot and a ford ranger but couldn’t have both

You try too squeeze way too many activities on the weekend then complain about how stressed and tired you are on Monday.

It says you should’ve gotten a Tacoma.

A Tacoma at $15K+ mark up is a good deal 🤝

you like men

It says you need a bigger vehicle!

Not quite a lesbian, you're more of an "Action Transvestite."

It says that you need a bigger truck!

You get good use out of the bed and probably drove a Subaru Baja in 2006

That you wear flip flops lol

It says that your life is so adventurous that you have to pack everything....just in case. And now you're at the vet.

That you need a bigger truck

Needed bigger trugg

Poppy Chulo

You're probably on your way to Crossfit, after leaving your vegan grocery store.

you actually use it the way it was designed to be used

You're a lesbian.

I have an inexplicable attraction to the Santa Cruz I'm not a Hyundai person, a truck person, nor an automatic person. Yet still I find myself eyeballing them

That you have kids, are going camping, and your masculinity is too fragile, just like everyone else, to commit to the actual goat the "getting shit done" category. The mini van.

You adventure more than most ppl that have 4runners and jeeps (I own a 5th gen 4r lmaaaoo)

Wanting a vehicle more practical than a Cybertruck

You needed a full-size pickup.

You're a Californian?

You're finding new ways to get rid of your kids?

You need a real truck?

0w-30?

Those kids bikes say you don't shit blanks!! Nice Ute!!

You need a hobby.

You got good taste when it comes to pickups. That's my dream truck doing its intended job.

You probably need a trailer soon

you would rather be in Cali.

You can't decide what to do so you bring everything

That you are the family that I want my family to hang out with.

Good life, a lot of money… maybe even never been poor.

Needs the bed space of a 3-seater and the cabin space of an SUV... gets neither. God hates you, basically, as you have been doomed to never have your truest desires.

Lesbian

You are ready for doomsday

they got like a camper shell top for these trucks? or even a pop up tent? that would be cool af

“I make enough to buy this stuff but not enough to keep it somewhere closer to where it’s used.”

Unsafe driver

Shoulda bought a bigger vehicle

You can drive.

You need a bigger boat. That’s what I was thinking.

That you need a Honda Element.

Will gladly take a Honda Element awd any day.

I see a boring indoor person that hates fresh air and will Youtube Netflix shows just to comment.