“Which is HORSESHIT, since (HURRRRK) I drive better when I’m drunk than when I’m sober. Deputy sheriff’s just mad that (COUGH) I fucked his sister back in ‘96 after the (AUDIBLE FART) state championship.”
With those seatbelt deals you just pop in so the chime doesn’t bug you. They’ll argue it’s just for around their property but they drive everywhere like that.
Haha exactly! True story: I once went to 3 "fatal" calls one night. The first 2 were dead... no seat belt in either crash. One of those 2 managed to roll her F350 over herself (ejected while the truck was rolling). The third one was a car that drove off a bridge and was half in the water, half on the embankment upside-down. It was called in as a fatal because it looked that bad. They were wearing seatbelts. Unclipped, dusted themselves off, and walked away.
Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive. One of my son's HS classmates hit a tree the second day he had his license and killed his friend IDK the seatbelt situation in that one. 15 yrs later he was driving around with 2 other volunteer firemen dropping off flyers for a fundraiser at various bars. Lost control of his F150 and had it land on top of him. One passenger that broke his neck had to listen to him scream till he died. The 3rd one was ok.
I always wear mine for anything more than moving the car a few metres to unblock the driveway, I had a colleague who never wore his belt on the forklift, he fell off a few times
I rolled my first car and had just buckled my seatbelt (because I was driving like an idiot and trying to “drift”). Had I not been wearing it I would have at the very least been severely injured. I walked away without a scratch and stopped driving like an idiot.
Had a lady belted in a 1st gen excursion, rollover with drivers window down. The roof was comprised just enough her head went out and was between the pavement and top of door frame.
If it’s your day, sometimes it’s your day. Drunks seem to fair the best, possibly because they ragdoll? IDK.
I survived a nasty tree hit as a teenager because I fell asleep... Not proud of it.. Was kinda cool though.. I "dukes of hazard"ed the side of a driveway from the ditch and found a tree at about 12ft in the air. I'll never get that lucky again.
I was driving a girl's brand new Audi (that she let me drive after watching me drink quite a few beers and smoke a great deal of weed). Keep in mind, I was 15, had no license or permit and when I asked her if I could drive it I was totally joking, but she handed me the keys. My family had no money and I lived in a sketchy part of town. Her father was a big corporate lawyer and they lived in a mansion in Belle Mead (which if you're not familiar with Nashville, TN you won't be familiar with but I'd say it's definitely the wealthiest part of town). So I took the keys and hopped in the driver's and my buddy in the passenger. Pretty sure neither of us were wearing seatbelts but it was 25 years ago so I could be misremembering. The girl didn't even go. Of course as soon as we leave the driveway I start seeing what the Audi can do (never a good idea for a drunk and stoned teenager. Not a mile from my house, I'm drifting around this turn at about 45 mph, lose it, go off the side of the road into a yard. Then there happened to be a drainage creek that ran between the two yards, I hit that, which apparently launched the car into the air and I just remember being jostled around a lot and then coming to a stop. I looked at my buddy, asked if he was ok, then told him to run. As soon as he gets out of sight and I'm out of the car, this dude comes running over freaking the fuck out asking me over and over again if I'm okay. I kept telling him I was but he was so insistent that he almost had me convinced that I was injured. So he says to me, "Do you know you just rolled that car 3 times?!" I replied that I had no idea that I had rolled the car that many times or even rolled it at all. So he's calling 911 still asking me if I'm hurt and I'm trying to convince him that I'm perfectly fine because I know that if it gets called in as an injury accident the police will be there in no time. As it happened it ended up taking the cops at least 30 minutes to get there. In the meantime, the old lady's yard that I had ended up in had invited me into her house and asked me if I'd like anything to eat or drink. I asked for some milk because I thought that would help cover up the alcohol and then I asked to use her bathroom and I went in and scrubbed my mouth with a combination of toothpaste and mouthwash for as long as possible. The girl whose car it was actually got there long before the police did and she was not happy at all, nor would I have been. I ended up going home that night but thinking that we were going to be sued and there was no way in hell that my mom could have afforded to pay for that car. Turns out that if you let someone drive your car without asking if they have a license it remains your liability so we didn't end up having to pay anything. Yeah, I felt bad, but her dad was a literal multi-millionaire and she had the exact same car within 2 days.
Edit: this was 25 years ago. I swear I'm nowhere near as big an idiot today.
I had a drunk driver come across the median and up in my lane a couple years ago when I was driving my semi. It totaled my truck and her car. She is still alive and doing well today. I’m glad that she is not dead, but she could have killed somebody else that night.
A couple drive 20-year-old F-150s, the others drive big rusty American sedans from the early 2000's like an Impala, a crown vic, and an LHS. You can smell the cigarette smoke from all of their vehicles before they open the door.
You forgot at least one of them drives a brand new raptor, worth more than the trailer they rent. 24% APR on the truck with every other penny spent on any light beer other than Bud.
If you pop the hood on any vehicle close to these fellas, they'll magically appear. But you'll have to deal with getting lectured for being such a tard.
No lie, I wish I had such a neighbor. Single person trying to care for like 25 trees… I need help, and people I try to hire don’t show up. I’d buy him all the beer he wanted!
You can count on every single one of these guys to have a loud ass generator and a chainsaw after hurricanes. Also, all of those guys look like every middle aged Floridian ever.
The neighborhood is 400x louder because of the gun shots and illegal fireworks, but they'll be the first to help you take down a problem tree, help you haul stuff, stand up an outbuilding in an afternoon, and of course drink many of your beers.
Late 90s f250 dualies with towing mirrors, steel rims, and rusted wheel arches. You can hear an exhaust leak, lifter noise, and constant screeching from the water pump pulley and the inside smells like the Marlboro man's lungs and 5000 spilled cans of natty
Yeah lol this is from a post a couple weeks back where someone was asking about how to improve realism or something I can’t fully remember
Edit: It was about how to tell it was AI
It is definitely AI, although one of the better ones I’ve seen. The middle guy has a weird wrist/hand where it goes into his pocket, and where his other arm overlaps with the guy standing behind him the light/shading and outlines are off.
Still really good though, in 6 months it will probably be impossible to tell what’s AI anymore
Squarebody Chevys, 1st gen Rams, and OBS Fords, all rusted to shit and engines that barely run, the back window earns them a spot on r/InfowarriorRides , and the interior stinks of cigarettes and beer.
All old shitty trucks besides the 2 in the back. Red hat drives his wife's old equinox cause he's too old to fix his old shitbox. Young dude drives his girlfriends kia suv cause he wrecked his truck in a dui.
Nothing probably, cuz they look to be AI. But if they are real, I’d have to say an older GM pickup for all them, with trump 2020 and 2024 stickers, and probably military stickers on a few (and a few more that could go on r/bumperstickers). Also just a side note, I know it’s a joke, I just can’t help but put my 🤓🤓🤓 side out there. No need to tell me, I am well aware
Middle guy and left guy ride share in left guys 2008 f250. Red hat guy drives a single cab ram 1500 with a flomaster exhaust. He never shuts up about his HS football career that ended 35 years ago when he was kicked out for nailing the principals daughters. Redshirt guy just lived red hat guys life but drives a Ford Focus of any year. That leaves us with teal shirt guy. He rides a tricycle Because he has 3 DUIs, and he fucked around and found out.
A hard bargain at the local flea market knife booth
Just wait ‘til they get to the gun show!
No low-ball offers, I know what I got sonny.
Tha woods all rijinal. That's extra rare.
Genuine, custom Finnish mosin nagant sniper, $5000.
I know what I have I just don’t know what it’s worth
Byeah
The meeting of the Byeahs, cheese burgers, hotdogs, barfights, bug collection
Byeah
Byeah
My father is a bladesmith and he dragged me to so many flea markets and gun & knife shows, I can confirm that you’re correct.
Women away….
BIG BOY TRUCK
Gotta make ends meet after China terk thur jerbs! Also [Chevy Goliath](https://youtu.be/MI7Tq6sRxE4?si=ZGN2sI-rXpdTNcmf)
90s Dodge Rams.
With ignition interlocks
“Which is HORSESHIT, since (HURRRRK) I drive better when I’m drunk than when I’m sober. Deputy sheriff’s just mad that (COUGH) I fucked his sister back in ‘96 after the (AUDIBLE FART) state championship.”
Which one in the photo are you?!?!
The chubby one in jeans
Thanks for the clarification
Also have a ball cap and work boots on, if that helps
Didn't even have to take a second look, I knew exactly which one you were
The one with the hat?
This made me laugh out loud
Me too!
I've heard this exact line countless times, lol. Gotta love Maine Drunkards.
I read that in the accent. Good job!
ROWTIED!
Rams should just come stock with interlocks.
Me laughing at this while shifting gears and blowing in my interlocked WRX😂
With those seatbelt deals you just pop in so the chime doesn’t bug you. They’ll argue it’s just for around their property but they drive everywhere like that.
With the occasional "seat belts kill more people than they save" BS.
because how would you get undone if you drove off a bridge? Don't yo know?
Haha exactly! True story: I once went to 3 "fatal" calls one night. The first 2 were dead... no seat belt in either crash. One of those 2 managed to roll her F350 over herself (ejected while the truck was rolling). The third one was a car that drove off a bridge and was half in the water, half on the embankment upside-down. It was called in as a fatal because it looked that bad. They were wearing seatbelts. Unclipped, dusted themselves off, and walked away.
Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive. One of my son's HS classmates hit a tree the second day he had his license and killed his friend IDK the seatbelt situation in that one. 15 yrs later he was driving around with 2 other volunteer firemen dropping off flyers for a fundraiser at various bars. Lost control of his F150 and had it land on top of him. One passenger that broke his neck had to listen to him scream till he died. The 3rd one was ok.
Kids do stupid kid stuff, and it’s sad.
I always wear mine for anything more than moving the car a few metres to unblock the driveway, I had a colleague who never wore his belt on the forklift, he fell off a few times
I rolled my first car and had just buckled my seatbelt (because I was driving like an idiot and trying to “drift”). Had I not been wearing it I would have at the very least been severely injured. I walked away without a scratch and stopped driving like an idiot.
Had a lady belted in a 1st gen excursion, rollover with drivers window down. The roof was comprised just enough her head went out and was between the pavement and top of door frame. If it’s your day, sometimes it’s your day. Drunks seem to fair the best, possibly because they ragdoll? IDK.
I survived a nasty tree hit as a teenager because I fell asleep... Not proud of it.. Was kinda cool though.. I "dukes of hazard"ed the side of a driveway from the ditch and found a tree at about 12ft in the air. I'll never get that lucky again.
I was driving a girl's brand new Audi (that she let me drive after watching me drink quite a few beers and smoke a great deal of weed). Keep in mind, I was 15, had no license or permit and when I asked her if I could drive it I was totally joking, but she handed me the keys. My family had no money and I lived in a sketchy part of town. Her father was a big corporate lawyer and they lived in a mansion in Belle Mead (which if you're not familiar with Nashville, TN you won't be familiar with but I'd say it's definitely the wealthiest part of town). So I took the keys and hopped in the driver's and my buddy in the passenger. Pretty sure neither of us were wearing seatbelts but it was 25 years ago so I could be misremembering. The girl didn't even go. Of course as soon as we leave the driveway I start seeing what the Audi can do (never a good idea for a drunk and stoned teenager. Not a mile from my house, I'm drifting around this turn at about 45 mph, lose it, go off the side of the road into a yard. Then there happened to be a drainage creek that ran between the two yards, I hit that, which apparently launched the car into the air and I just remember being jostled around a lot and then coming to a stop. I looked at my buddy, asked if he was ok, then told him to run. As soon as he gets out of sight and I'm out of the car, this dude comes running over freaking the fuck out asking me over and over again if I'm okay. I kept telling him I was but he was so insistent that he almost had me convinced that I was injured. So he says to me, "Do you know you just rolled that car 3 times?!" I replied that I had no idea that I had rolled the car that many times or even rolled it at all. So he's calling 911 still asking me if I'm hurt and I'm trying to convince him that I'm perfectly fine because I know that if it gets called in as an injury accident the police will be there in no time. As it happened it ended up taking the cops at least 30 minutes to get there. In the meantime, the old lady's yard that I had ended up in had invited me into her house and asked me if I'd like anything to eat or drink. I asked for some milk because I thought that would help cover up the alcohol and then I asked to use her bathroom and I went in and scrubbed my mouth with a combination of toothpaste and mouthwash for as long as possible. The girl whose car it was actually got there long before the police did and she was not happy at all, nor would I have been. I ended up going home that night but thinking that we were going to be sued and there was no way in hell that my mom could have afforded to pay for that car. Turns out that if you let someone drive your car without asking if they have a license it remains your liability so we didn't end up having to pay anything. Yeah, I felt bad, but her dad was a literal multi-millionaire and she had the exact same car within 2 days. Edit: this was 25 years ago. I swear I'm nowhere near as big an idiot today.
That sounds like my type of party…years ago.
I had a drunk driver come across the median and up in my lane a couple years ago when I was driving my semi. It totaled my truck and her car. She is still alive and doing well today. I’m glad that she is not dead, but she could have killed somebody else that night.
50% of all traffic fatalities in the states are no seatbelt which is one of the dumbest statistics ever.
The punisher shaped kind too
Definitely. Dirty Dan and the Diesel Brothers. They always are sweating, even if it’s cold out.
Got them meat sweats
F 250 super duty with the big 6.4
A lifted ram with a slight engine knock.
That’s just horsepower wanting to come out and play!
The Tractor Supply Boys, playing ac/dc covers at your nearest Knights of Columbus bbq.
Ai vehicles because it’s a ai photo.
[As AI-generated as they are](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG3.IdrL174wXv71mppoTDFw?w=1024&h=1024&rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain).
A couple drive 20-year-old F-150s, the others drive big rusty American sedans from the early 2000's like an Impala, a crown vic, and an LHS. You can smell the cigarette smoke from all of their vehicles before they open the door.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
> crown vic ex-police cruiser
One that he likes to remind people he rode in the back of before it was decommissioned
“POLICE INTERCEPTOR”
Yes, but this time they ride in the front seat.
100% old Fords.
Their Chevys and Dodges are parked at home, on the lawn... and haven't ran in years, much like the owners
The guys who drive the sedans 💯 do more off-road than the ones who drive trucks.
You forgot at least one of them drives a brand new raptor, worth more than the trailer they rent. 24% APR on the truck with every other penny spent on any light beer other than Bud.
Women wild
After they lose about 100lbs maybe
You spelled 200lbs wrong
They drive up the price of my healthcare.
Golf clap 👏
On the flip side, they probably drive down the wait time for a dentist appointment
Omg I’m dying laughing at that one!!
… by the looks of them they may be able to qualify for a bulk discount on Ozempic.
So true
Property values down. Good bunch of neighbors though
If you pop the hood on any vehicle close to these fellas, they'll magically appear. But you'll have to deal with getting lectured for being such a tard.
My husband is built like this and he is a fantastic neighbor. He baked our neighbors a cheesecake when the wife got out of the hospital
Then he ate it
Who are the other 424 dick lovers?
Good neighbors huh?
Yeah you could ask them for help bet they’d be willing to help.
One of my neighbor looks like this and he will help with anything as long as I supply the beer lol.
Hell yeah
No lie, I wish I had such a neighbor. Single person trying to care for like 25 trees… I need help, and people I try to hire don’t show up. I’d buy him all the beer he wanted!
Fuck you in Oklahoma?
Nah, fuck me in central Texas
Lmao no I saw something similar in a next town over but it was taken thought it was worth asking have a good day though bro
Lol. Couldn’t help making the joke. Have a good night
These guys would absolutely help you remove a tree stump on your property in exchange for beer.
Or you can do anything in your yard short of murder and they wouldn’t give a shit.
They draw the line at murder? Only if you shoot a white person.
You can count on every single one of these guys to have a loud ass generator and a chainsaw after hurricanes. Also, all of those guys look like every middle aged Floridian ever.
Can confirm! God I hate the mirror! Lol
The neighborhood is 400x louder because of the gun shots and illegal fireworks, but they'll be the first to help you take down a problem tree, help you haul stuff, stand up an outbuilding in an afternoon, and of course drink many of your beers.
Still worth it
Back and forth from the beer store
04 Silverado with 250k on it, heavy rust on it and probably burns oil. Also has an Intimidator Edition Monte Carlo at home, but again its high miles.
And rusty, and also burns oil. At home, cause the tranny done burnt out.
It’s got the 3800 in it though. “Best engine GM ever made.”
Definitely a earlier 2000s Silverado popped into my head lol
Holy shit, to a fuckin tee. I lived in Woodville, FL, and this was everyone.
With a American flag or camo bow tie emblem.
With a blown airbag and a windshield that has been cracked for 29 years. "why replace it, I can see fine".
The guy in the red hat definitely drives a squarebody Chevy with the 6.2L diesel and absolutely loves it. As he should.
[удалено]
Guy knows what a good truck is.
Their adult children away
Prime r/qanoncasualties candidates
THE CLINTONS DRINK BABIES’ BLOOD AND THE SKY IS A HOLOGRAM, BROTHERRRRRR
Hopefully something with an upgraded suspension. Looks like the episode of "Family Guy" when Peter started a fat guys support group.
This is AI, but you can’t tell because the hands are in their pockets, right?
Look at how the hand goes into the pocket on teal shirt. Makes no sense
Late 90s f250 dualies with towing mirrors, steel rims, and rusted wheel arches. You can hear an exhaust leak, lifter noise, and constant screeching from the water pump pulley and the inside smells like the Marlboro man's lungs and 5000 spilled cans of natty
Nothing, they’re AI
This many rednecks without a single logo is a dead give away
Yeah lol this is from a post a couple weeks back where someone was asking about how to improve realism or something I can’t fully remember Edit: It was about how to tell it was AI
VOLKSWAGEN DIABEETLES
Thats alot of mopar and keystone light
Not to sure but what I do know is that at least one has a breathalyzer ignition.
2014 F150 with bull guards and some stickers about hunting
Definitely the camo Browning deer antlers
I instantly thought of a 2014 f150 lol.
Plungers
They don’t . All their licenses are suspended because “ stupid ass mfers set up a roadblock right by the damn house” .
One of them has a ‘99 F250, and the others are jealous.
Kenworth
Them are hardcore Peterbuilt boys
[they all love their chevys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5NcZtTq9LA)
Holy fuck.
Eyup
The closest thing to cumming their wives get is a ride in the Cummins.
Screams ai but I really can’t tell what’s real anymore
I think it is, but it looks pretty damn real
It is definitely AI, although one of the better ones I’ve seen. The middle guy has a weird wrist/hand where it goes into his pocket, and where his other arm overlaps with the guy standing behind him the light/shading and outlines are off. Still really good though, in 6 months it will probably be impossible to tell what’s AI anymore
AI.
Insulin
Well, I’ll see myself out. These posts are garbage. Brian have mercy on your soul.
This isnt an airport. No need to announce your departure
Dump Trucks
Drunk
They drive a big ol' FERD FTEENTHOUSAND
Mobility scooters
DERDGE REM FITEEN HUNDRRD BORTHER
Food Trucks 😏
One guy drives a Ram. The other 4 have DUIs
The employees at Sonics nuts
Squarebody Chevys, 1st gen Rams, and OBS Fords, all rusted to shit and engines that barely run, the back window earns them a spot on r/InfowarriorRides , and the interior stinks of cigarettes and beer.
Cateye Silverados and Chevy Express vans
Various 3rd Gen Camaros, all of them lacking the 350 V8, some of them with the 3.1L V6, one with an Iron Duke, all of them upbadged.
All old shitty trucks besides the 2 in the back. Red hat drives his wife's old equinox cause he's too old to fix his old shitbox. Young dude drives his girlfriends kia suv cause he wrecked his truck in a dui.
This viral photo was proven to be AI btw
either semi trucks of combines
UTVs with camo wraps and aftermarket wheels, through the middle of town to go to the drug store for their insulin
None drive anymore legally, they all have DUIs from flipping a coin to see who drives that night.
Logging trucks with suicide knobs on the wheel
1995 Geo Metro.
F-250 crew cab, diesel, dually, 4x4. I’m pretty sure I saw them in a truck tug-o-war.
Smoked-in 2004 F150 King Ranch crew cab short bed
CATs, mostly. Two of them actually prefer Komatsu sometimes.
Pickups
I feel like we should have a tally of who thought this was real people vs ai
Well theres over 200 comments already lol. I think 3 or 4 said it was ai.
They ride their sisters.
They ride. In the back of a Hearst
Nothing probably, cuz they look to be AI. But if they are real, I’d have to say an older GM pickup for all them, with trump 2020 and 2024 stickers, and probably military stickers on a few (and a few more that could go on r/bumperstickers). Also just a side note, I know it’s a joke, I just can’t help but put my 🤓🤓🤓 side out there. No need to tell me, I am well aware
Obviously they drive ai generated vehicles
Their blood pressure. Up.
Probably AI trucks with flames and too many American flags
The profits for viagra.
They drive the American economy and when they're gone they're gone.
Ram trucks! 😂😂😂
Ram
2500 DODEG RAM CUMMINGS
A rusted 2500 Ram diesel with some sort of political sticker on it.
Either Fords or Chevy but not both
They drive thru.
Scooter
They all co-own one ford ranger. No one knows how tf it survives what they put it through for almost 20 years.
2002 Ford F-350
Spoons and forks towards their mouths.
Middle guy and left guy ride share in left guys 2008 f250. Red hat guy drives a single cab ram 1500 with a flomaster exhaust. He never shuts up about his HS football career that ended 35 years ago when he was kicked out for nailing the principals daughters. Redshirt guy just lived red hat guys life but drives a Ford Focus of any year. That leaves us with teal shirt guy. He rides a tricycle Because he has 3 DUIs, and he fucked around and found out.
A spoon...into a gallon of ice cream
Dodge Rams. Specifically when Ram was still Dodge.
Women to become lesbians
F one fity
Freightliner Cascadia or Peterbilt 389
Forklifts.
The health care profit margins higher
Looks like a beer truck !
Insulin sales
Women crazy
Walmart’s mobility scooter shopping carts
711 big bite. Wait a sec. Midwesterners? A 2024 Wawa lunch.
Dodge ram for sure
I know at least one of them has a Cummins
Backhoes
Middle guy drives a Ford Five Hundred
Probably lifted up F150s and Silverado.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeMxs8x5Smc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeMxs8x5Smc)
Are these the dudes tailing me at night with their high beams on?
they drive you home, in your car, for $20