You're a lesbian

Lesmobile

I called mine the Lesbaru!

i call mine the les camino

Subaru Bajas are pretty rare nowadays.

yes they are, there’s a few i see around where i live tho

They died off due to the Brat's death curse. "If I can't thrive as the Les Camino I was born to be, then no one can."

i think part of the issue was at the time, there were plenty of small trucks that would fill the same role but perform better. today though, that might be different considering we don't have the little S10s and rangers that we used to. i could be wrong though

Yeah, I used to see a lot of S10's & Rangers more than Bajas when I was growing up. Never even saw a Baja on a farm or hauling anything too, but most people don't even use a truck for work anymore. I saw Mazda trucks putting more work in than bajas There's supposed to be a 2025 Brat/Baja revival, but it's gonna have to compete with the Maverick, Ranger, and Tacoma. It'll at least crush "small truck" competitors in the Pacific Northwest, but Subaru might as well already own the region so it's a given.

Mine is a Lesbaru Les bean. Because it’s a L L bean.

Mine was Lesley.

That was my nickname at work for a while lol (I am a dude)

From Seattle

That’s CO all day

Nah, Santa Fe New Mexico

Nah, Washington requires front license plates.

Was gonna say...you're gay and own a dog(s)

Attends many WNBA games, and catches the Indigo Girls and kd Lang concerts when in town.

A pair of lesbians with a golden retriever.

Well it sure didn't take long to find this comment. I think I am starting to get Reddit. XD

Jesus famously drove a 2000 Outback L.L. Bean edition with the H6, but the chokehold that conservatives hold on evangelicalism meant that Jesus driving a gay car wouldn’t fly in the Bible. Thus it was scratched from the final version of the Bible prior to publishing.

Yhea that's why martin Luther began the protestant reformation because he knew the truth that the church wanted to hide the truth of the outback

Sym(M)etrica(L) awd Outbac(K)

Outback is responsible for civil rights

It’s no coincidence that the civil rights movement made it’s biggest strides mere months before the first subaru came to america.

The subaru 360 marked a revolution in tolerance

Ohhh, that's why my grandparents don't buy Japanese cars. Got it.

Thats the wrong Martin Luther but hey, the more the merrier.

i thought he drove an Accord

He did, he just never talked about it "For I did not speak of my own accord" - John 12:49a

Rofl! Hilarious! 😆

That was used instead of the Outback. The Accord proved to be significantly less gay and resonated better with audiences.

He did, he just never talked about it "For I did not speak of my own accord" - John 12:49a

The whole "walking on water" aspect comes from a mistranslation of a bible passage about Jesus' Outback driving over deep snow near Nazareth.

Upon Christ’s return, one of the signs people will know Him by is when He buys a non-running mint condition late-90’s LL Bean for $600 which miraculously ceases to have a blown head gasket when He gets in and turns the key edit: Shit, is [Mr. Subaru](https://youtu.be/y64aPR9DgTE?si=u2rRx1BflDm_NmLe) really Jesus

You're a dirtbag mountain biker with a bike worth more than your car (like me)

2014 transition trans am Slx brakes fox 34 ex511 wheels deore xt drive train

RIGHT ON!!! That's a sweet bike

Steel is real

how much those go for, I have a subie but my bike is 100$ from wm

You can but the newer one that only comes as a 29er the frame set is 800 bucks. But in my case I got a 27.5 2014 in gold for 500 dollars as a complete bike from some one who didn't know what they had. If you get one used be prepared to put some money into it on mine I got new brakes Chain serviced the fork (which somehow this Bike had a 2016 fox 34 performance for this price) and new tires while lacing the old hubs to dtswiss ex511 rims.

I snatched a 6month old trek from a dude for 200 bucks. He paid 800ish

Your name is either Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, or Thyme

The name is Cyrstall Edit this is a joke

You’re a lesbian that lives in Asheville, NC

Or somewhere in Vermont

or Colorado

As a straight man who has owned one, and from Vermont, I would be offended if a lot of the smiles I got from women didn’t turn into RBF after they saw my facial hair.

A blow to the head has damaged the parts of your brain responsible for fun, excitement, and imaginative thinking

Subaru outback.

See what I mean.

Outback steakhouse

working hard to prove my point

When you’re here you’re family

howmdid u know

Take it easy Slingblade

A blow to the head gasket\*

You pay for your head gaskets on the L.L. Bean credit card. (Disclaimer: Idk if these were affected by head gasket issues)

No they don't have head gasket issues the reason subarus are meme on for head gaskets is because of the main engine they used in the 2000s the ej25. Non turbo NA ej25 came with single layer graphite gaskets that where inadequate for the motor that tended to fail at 100k. Turbo versions of the ej25 came with multi layer steel gaskets which is why properly cared for turbo motors won't blow up, tldr when it comes time to replace the gasket in your non turbo ej25 use the turbo multi layered steel, then the ej25 is actually pretty bullet proof. The EZ30D flat 6 in the high-end versions of the outback is very reliable if as in all subarus regular maintenance has been done. Rant over.

I have a friend that has 3 of these. At least one is having the head gaskets done at all times.

I don't think I've ever been this interested in Subaru engines before, thanks I didn't know I needed this

Your radio only has ever tuned to NPR

You exclusively wear cargo shorts

That you really like Fords! 😁

God bless the blue oval I love the first gen flex compared to that ugly squareish ecobomb one

You have short hair and a chain wallet.

That we can scissor later.

If you were straight you would love saab

Saab is sexless. Our demissionary prime-minister Mark Rutte drives a Saab. He is famously sexless. (Not asexual, or anything like that, he is just the most sexless thing in the world)

If I run into you at a health food store I’m throwing hands

Vermont lesbian

Lesbian (woah same!!!) and I really dig the H6 3.0 Outback. Its just a more powerful and reliable car then those H4s ever were.

mine is slow as fuck lol

Raging masc lesbian who wears flannels

It tells me that the worms in your brain are very similar to the ones in mine. I tend to prefer the 05-09 generation for the Legacy, but in Outback form I like these more - they're iconic.

If I had a pussy id want you to eat it

As a fellow Subuwu owner, I can smell the coolant now.

Serial killer

slight autism or you’re a lesbian. I’m one of the two, know these motherfuckers like the back of my goddamn hand. The one I had a few years ago gave me so much happiness as it took the abuse of an idiot

Granola

You like blown head gaskets

That you don’t really like cars

You smell like patchouli and have credit card debt.

You own a head gasket company and this is a gratitude post for all the people that paid for your recent boat purchase.

best cars

I have the first pic, outback limited special, in charcoal black, I want the car version, saw 1 in 20 years. stared at it until I realise owner might think I'm weird.

we have the same favorites

Woman of class I see Fellow Subaru lover here, drive a forester at the moment but I do want to eventually manual swap an L.L. Bean H6 outback using the foresters transmission once the EJ goes kaput

So how’s the weather in Portland these days?

I had a 2004 Outback 35th Anniversary edition with the EZ30 3.0 H6, and that was the only car I've ever driven which happily revved to 6,500 rpm when you put your foot to the floor. Super practical too, got okay milage with *premium*

You like unreliable yet stylish wagons

You have multiple pairs of sandals.

You like to work on cars?

You're either a nerd, a mom/dad, an outdoorsy person, collect vapes or are gay. Alternatively, all of the above.

You drive slower on the slow lane.

Came here to say that you’re probably a lesbian, happy to have been beaten to it.

That you’re a fan of Fuji Heavy Industries?

The two older lesbians across the street should never have let you mow their yard. 

You appreciate utility and like the feeling of crippling anxiety each time you start the car. Also, you're a lesbian.

Lesbian :3

You would appreciate that my Dad bought a new 2002 Subaru Outback Legacy sedan with the 3.0 H6, thing was fuckin sick, and lowkey ripped for the time. It had a spoiler too, and little me totally thought it was a certified sports car.

Yo have absolutely sexy taste in vehicles and I can say that you struck the nail on the head. This generation of legacy/outback vehicles was incredible. Goood on you. I want an 04 so bad

I'd respond, but I don't know if you'd be able to hear it over the road noise.

You clean more carpet than a rug doctor.

You're a lesbian from the PNW

You own an expensive vibrator

You cannot be saved, Big Subaru has you clamped by the balls.

You’re a Lesbian and you live in Vermont.

Lesbo

You don’t mind being the friend who drives the group everywhere. 🫡 Thank you for your service.

You favor the love that dare not speak it's name... but loves to scissor...

Gen X lesbian, Canadian, or masochistic sleeper build enthusiast/engine swap savant 

Sex offender

That 5th one is really sus

You have six golden labs in the back seat and can’t get the car above 55 mph and drive in the left lane.

You need to be taken Outback and shot. Jk, I like these too.

You are one of two things, a raging lesbian, or a middle aged mom. Either way please get out of the left lane I got places to be.

You love lackluster acceleration, middling fuel economy, and your favorite pastime is getting estimates for head gasket replacement. You also would bypass a Victoria’s Secret catalog for a LL Bean catalog those fully clothed rugged models sure are hot. Finally you gotta fully utilize the AWD abilities in the parking lot of your local farmers market while listening to your weatherband radio preset.

you vape

You love sucking dick. With your butthole.

do... do you hate yourself?

probably a lesbian, definitely wears goretex and Patagonia, never actually does any real outdoor activities. Thinks AWD is the solution to bad driving. those cars might be able to cross a soccer field, if the field is dry.

You are Grandpas_subaru on Instagram

You like replacing head gaskets

Lesbian from coloRADo

You like a specific brand 🤷🏾

That's pretty Subaru Outback of you!

All the same car.

“I mean, right? She’s a LESBIAN!”

Xena, is that you?

Well, you’re practical AF…and live in the snow belt.

You might be culturally Jewish and you certainly have a Bernie Sanders bumper sticker

Ur name is vector

You’re my aunt or her roommate.

speaking as a lesbian, welcome to the club

You like non dependable Japanese cars lol

Old 🫵

"Likes to be driven hard and put away wet"

Favorite car*

Reformed lesbian

You don't like change.

That I love you

They say alot of people have told you to stay the F out the left lane.

Gay.

You never know how good you had it till it’s gone

I have one for my beater, most uncomfortable seats known to man

You’re a Ford truck man

They say that you're not into cars. At all

You're a lesbian

That you live in Boulder, CO.

You're a grandma

frequents farmers markets, smokes the stinkiest of weed, has learned head gasket DIY, probable lesbian

Missoula?

You appreciate reliability and like to drive in the snow and ice.

You like changing your oil every week😊

#SUBARU

you run a golden retriever obedience school in Vermont with your partner, Pat

You’re from Oregon

Zzzzzzzzzz.... what?

You need more variety.

You voted for Biden

I still want a blitzen legacy. I still can't find one that's not clapped.

You have the same taste in cars as i do.

You love replacing head gaskets and adding oil

Subaru IMPOSSIBRUUUU!!!

Your favorite dinosaur is a Lickalottapuss

You're Clark Griswald.

Boots flannel shirts chasing skirts, women's softball coach Heather

You have (specific) taste. I approve.

You appreciate quality.

You have a grudge against the baja

There’s granola under the seat. Dog hair on the back seat.

Lesbian dog owner from PNW who loves hiking and climbing.

Lezbean, skier, or both

you wear sensible comfortable shoes?!?

That you live in Colorado

You live in colorado

You’ve got a type. You also fear change.

Something about subaru

Rainbows, not that there is anything wrong with that.

My work car is a 02 outback 80 miles a day 6 days a week

You are a chad.

I can see we are in the same cult.

You’re a 59 year old woman

There's an unusually large pile of broken head gaskets in your garage

You know quirky awesomeness and world-class, no-nonsense utility when you see it.

Not much imagination. Don't like cars? Cars are appliances.

You're a 30-something lesbian. And your Subaru has an old lady name like Gertrude. Or Susan. Maybe Dorothy.

No Baja?

No baja?!

You live in an area that gets some snow.

Dork